>*blocks your path* >CAW >CAW >CAW What do you do?

Step on it

Give him some gains before he cuts them from me.

>>37853317
S s sorry sir it wont uh happen again

>>37853317
Look it straight in the eyes
>CAW CAW CAW
And just like that its over.

SHOOT IT WITH MY GUN

>BANG
>BANG
>BANG

"hehe, an amateur eh? This will be easy...."

*drops 0.5pl8's and unsheathes sword*

>>37853317
Call the police, let them properly take care of this fucking disease infested knife-wielding nigger(by shooting it) then go on about my day.

give her my pump a rump

QUICK

WRITE A PROGRAM THAT MAKES YOU SWOLE AND AESTHETIC AS FUCK IN YOUR FAVORITE LANGUAGE

OR THIS BIRD IS GONNA STAB YOU

Give it the ol natty lickaroo

>>37853317
Slap his girlfriend's ass

>>37853317
HEIGHT
>my superior bird genetics provide increased size over the birdlet
FACE
>my godlike beak aesthetics make the weak black beta bird shudder
FRAME
>my wingspan is 4 inches larger and in a flurry of flaps I disarm the hooligan

>>37853437
swole = true;

>>37853437
Caw

Caw.
Caw caw 3x5
Caw 3x5
caw caw caw 4x8
caw caw 3x10

Caw.
Caw caw 1x5
Caw 3x5
Caw caw 2x4
Caw caw caw 4x8
Cawcaw caw 3x10

>>37853333
Fpbp
Quads of truth

>>37853456
Most keks

>>37853317

>instinctively flare lats
>lunge at it until it goes away

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>>37853317
*unsheates authentic Japanese katana*

*teleports behind you*

*chops you into pieces*

"Heh, easy."

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>>37853317
I take the knife and slit my throat

>>37853317
pick up knife he droped when CAWing at me

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>>37853563
>It was a hologram

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>>37853624
How can we fix these people?

>>37853317
It must be a seriously narrow path if a crow can block it.

Find some other way. This bird might be an endangered species. Can't risk getting into trouble for bothering it.

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>>37853317
>Throw up on it
>continue to food store

>making it

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>>37853690
Did you just throw up on a crow and try to digest it like a fly?

>>37853465
underrated.

>>37853317
I would paint with all the colours of the wind and befriend him.

>>37853624
>grabs your sword before hurting me

made me fucking kek

*dual wields barbells*

prepare yourself

>>37853317
Crowe pls

>>37853500
>not caw caw 3xf

>>37853456
HFF wins again, crow BTFO

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animals, fuck off!

>>37854112
I drop a homeward bone as payment to pass

>>37853317
give him my wallet

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STOP IMMORTAL BIRD

>>37853624
i died

>>37854817
Fuck off reddit.

befriend him
crows are highly intelligent and real bros when you earn their trust

>>37854817
>>>/reddit/

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>>37854726
Got me.

>>37854817
>>>/r/beta_cucks

>>37854925
>posts thumbnail
How am I supposed to jerk off to this?

>>37853317
>p-pls Crowbro. I helped save you....
>Not like this, not like this.

>>37853465
kek'd
Thanks anon

tell my cat to go get em boy


my cat attacks on command it took years but he eventually got used to the tone of my voice in that phrasing


I got a fucking mini panther on my side bro

>>37853317
>>37855003
>>37854841
>Find little flightless crow
>Name him crow bro
>Feed him every day for a while
>Weeks later realise he was actually a jackdaw
This doesn't really go anywhere but yeah
I'm still feeding him

>>37855078
Jackdaws are crows though.

>>37855119
Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

>>37853655
Zyklon b

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>>37853317

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>>37855155

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>>37855155
found the autist

>>37853317
You give him your fucking wallet! Jeezus, eveyone else in this thread dies, crows never work alone the smart little buggers

>>37853317
turn 360 degrees and walk back to mum's basement while crow fucks my crush

>>37853519
fucking underrated lmao

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>>37855155
Thank you, Anon.