How does this make you feel /fit/

>>37841379
She should really brush those hair off of her mouth

I feel about her the same way I feel about Sylvia Plath: she's better dead than writing anything at all

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>tfw I'm 6ft

Not unreasonable. Nobody wants a dwarf

>>37841379
People can want whatever they want. I would never date a fat chick for example. I'm tall though so maybe I'd feel differently if I wasn't.

>>37841379
Horny.

She's an Asian qt 3.14 for fucks sake...

By the way İ wouldn't date a fat fuck, she has every right to make fun of midgets. Sorry İ mean rule out midgets.

I don't feel anything at all anymore, and I'm 6'1 anyway

>>37841641
>I would never date a fat chick for example
I always find this one hilarious
>fat
>has kids
>thinking they can have standards
reason girls like that have to use dating sites.

>>37841379
that's actually a reasonable standard

>>37842009
I went to school in an overweight city. Medically obese girls thought they deserved a 6 foot fit guy just because they were the average. It was brutal.

>>37842267
Jesus christ... that sounds fucking horrible. It looks like it's starting to become the norm now.

>>37841379

I like her, she's got moxie

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>he doesn't have a height day in his routine

>>37842395

>bartender

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLUT

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>>37841569
>tfw 5'11
>tell girls i'm 6ft if they ask

>>37841379
>you will never rape japs in occupied japan after WWII, having the freedom to do whatever the fuck you want
>you will never rape and kill gooks in vietnam before burning their village down
WHY

EVEN

LIVE

grow grow grow

>>37842395
>female bartender
top kek

I walk into a bar and if the bartender isn't male and at least 30 years old I turn 360 and moonwalk out the door.

>>37842395

>11B only
>only wanting low tier infantry and nothing else

>>37841672
fat can be reduced
height cannot be gained

>>37842395
Career bartender

Hahahaha lowest of the low and this hoe still keeping her standards? Is it just me or does the fairer sex suffer illusions of grandeur? I find most guys tend to be pretty reasonable when they're out trying to pick up girls. Princess syndrome is too real.

>>37842395
>11B's only
Really aiming high there.

>>37841569
>>37842532
>5'7
>nobody has ever asked my height in my life
Feels good not to be a low test cuck.

Surprised she doesn't have some grossly repeated bullshit about a dog in there somewhere.

>HURR WISH I HAD A DOG
>if ur under 6ft its cool ill date ur dog
>derp my best friend is a dog
>id marry my dog if i could but im on here XD
>lets be dog parents xD im so wacky

Fuck dude, that shit is a complete turnoff every single time. Someone should make a PSA about it.

>>37842618
Bartender isn't that bad of a career if you own your own bar and already have plenty of cash.

>>37842642
>i'm a wacky girl looking for someone to fuck me with my dog please respond, btw your penis must be bigger than my dog's ;P
every time

Asian girls are pure and shouldn't be on tinder desu

>>37842618
She's not asking for money. I think you're allowed to ask for anything you possess or a trade if you want. If you look good you can demand good looks. If you have money you can demand money. Or you can do one for one, you have looks they have money etc.

You don't need to have everything to ask for anything. I'm not rich but I'm decent looking and fairly charming so I won't settle for a fatty.

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>>37841379
Makes me think I should check my tantan

Also what is with this pinch meme all the azn grills are doing in their pics? Reminds me of Pepe

I remember watching some stupid dating reality show years ago. This girl could choose between a tall Chad who was poor as shit, or like some 5'6" manlet millionaire.

She chose the tall guy, and flat out said this was the reason why.

When the host of the show asked what would convince her to choose the manlet, she said "maybe if the other guy was an axe murderer."

Yep, she would MAYBE consider changing her mind, if the tall guy was literally going to kill her. Maybe.

>>37842331
There's nothing normal about burgerstan. You guys are a fucking caricature of humanity.

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>>37842684
I will begin to archive every Pepe azn I find

>>37842267
My childhood friend lives in LA, I went to visit him one year. Every girl looks like absolute shit, but because so many guys are in the area they could have as high standards as they want.
Ugliest girl was walking around with easily 7/10+ dude.

I think from an evolutionary standpoint this is why humans are so prone to war and violence, we don't actually care about the ideology. We just want a reason to kill other men and have men from our home countries die, so when we get back it doesn't matter if you're the most beta guy in the world.
When you're in a village of only 30 women, and one of 10 guys that makes it back alive after the war. Your odds of getting bitches goes up quite a bit.

Just too many bros now days.

>>37842675
weeb plz
asian girls are the biggest sluts in north america. not even niggress can compete

>>37842684
> koreans
Getting meme'd on friendo

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>>37842729

>north america

We'll there's your problem

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>>37842735
>Tantan
>Korean

>>37842684
>>37842723
They're making a heart shape with their fingertips

>>37841379
>How does this make you feel
In her price-range

>>37842395
Most 11bravos are short mexicans

>>37843433
What's an 11 bravo? Ausfag here

>>37841379
Good thing i am not a serial killer

>>37843446
Army Infantry, the actual job, not the people assigned to an infantry unit as support.

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>>37842756

>>37843446
Infantry in the army aus bro

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>>37843456
:thumbsup:

>>37841559
who hurt you anon

>>37841379

how do you get fat off eating rice

>>37843585
When you eat too much, dumbass.

kcal in > kcal out = weight gain

>>37843599

better question

why is a fat asian girl making demands on a profile

>>37843621
that I cannot tell you

>>37842532
Literally rape

>>37842532

>7x5.5" dick

>tell people it's average at best

>>37843648
>>37843585
Gonna need more pics to confirm

>>37842591
Not looking for 18A masterrace

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Her bio says she's 5'10
Tfw I'm also 5'10
Wonder if I can fuck her in shoes

>>37844114
Enjoy your stds

>>37842618
calm down /r9k/

>>37844145
You make a good point. I've only ever fucked virgins or girls I know are clean and am new to this random sloots business. What don't condoms protect against?

>>37843858
>a job where you can't get past O-4
>master race

kek

>>37844175
You can catch feels through a condom.

Sorry for the unrelated question but are bathroom selfies ok for a tinder profile if you look good ?

>>37843858
Lets see the long tab

>>37844202
I'm more or less immune to feels. Not psychopath could kill my parents kind but just never cared when breaking up with a girl even after almost 2 years

>>37844180
>leading a team of cool fuckers
>standard issued pussy
>in the shit with the guys
>not at command biting dick

>>37844204
A photo where you look slightly worse but isn't a bathroom selfie is better

>>37844226
Might not have found the right girl. I was was the same way for most of my life.

>>37844204
Limited to one. Outside of home is always better

>>37841379
Doesn't matter. I'm not a serial killer.

>>37842725
is there any book or paper on that theory? i'm interested

>>37842725
Had an easier time with cali woman that bitches from Colorado or chicago

>>37844175
Herpes, no joke. Groin contact is all it takes. Try not to think about it.

>>37841379
Well good thing I'm 6'2"!