How did the ancient Greeks workout?

Your assignment for today: read a greek history book and look for what they did to workout

>>37838961
thanks

>>37838948
Gay sex

Lifting marble and chit probably

It's all about that greek yogurt boiiiii

>>37838948
genetics

>>37838948
They did calisthenics, gymnastics, wrestling, and manual labor, depending on the person.

gymnastics, weightlifting, wrestling, boy fucking.

growing bulls

>>37838948
Google halteres

>>37838948
"Workout" is a noun, not a verb

You're welcome!

>>37839490
my dick is a verb

>>37839477
Wow. They had dumbbells 3000 years ago. That's amazing.

>>37838948
Debnt farming

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Lifting bulls

>>37839832

Somebody should actually try this.

Starting Statue + Gallon of Marble A Day

the greeks themselves were dyel faggots. they simply made good looking statues/sculptures so they could masturbate to them

it was the romans who invented steroids and looked good

>>37840060
Adult bulls weigh anything between 1000 and 2200 lbs. Good luck

>>37840113
>halteres
kek

>>37840113
but what would they be able to base it off of?
How would they get that close of an anatomical structure with nearly 0 knowledge of anatomy

people looked that cut dude, you a jelly hater of people from the BC era bruh your buttmad would be treated like the fuccboi you are - in the literal roman and greek usage of the word - going in dry boy toy

>>37840706
>not diddying 2,500lb
lmao are you even trying

mad gains from all dat greek boy yoghurt scoops

>>37839436
this

>>37838948
Ancient methods lost with their civilization

>>37838948
it was all janetics

>>37838948
Oh gee, I don't know
what the fuck do soldiers do today

>people have been able to get big for milleniums
>faggots on /fit/ say you won't get anywhere without protein powder or roids
Having a proper diet and routine is older than roids and protein powder, faggots.

>>37842096

tryhard, the post

>>37840706
And? Top strength athletes can already deadlift 1000lbs. Dyel?