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Why do soccer players look so DYEL and unatheletic? I started

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Why do soccer players look so DYEL and unatheletic?

I started watching EURO 2016 a few days ago.

they have no muscles and look just very skinny

why aren't they built well like football, basketball, baseball and hockey players?
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>>37835648

Because its a sport that favours cardio and speed over power. Not much need to be strong for most players. Same reason marathon runners aren't jacked and sprinters are.
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>>37835648
because soccer is a sport for wogs, sheilas and poofs
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>>37835648
because you don't need to be very strong to play soccer, you need to run fast and be able to run for very long periods of time

there are 3 swaps per game which leaves 7 players (goalie is naturally less intense) running for the full 90 minutes plus discount

soccer is also much less explosive than bball or football
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i'm not saying it wouldn't help for them to be big and strong but they don't need to be. cardio and explosiveness is way more important.

>mfw watching iceland vs italy and every italian "man" is noticeably shorter than every icelander
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If you had decided to think for five seconds, the answer would have come to you.

The reason is that playing soccer does not require physical strength and girthy musculature. You just need cardio and to be dexterous with your legs
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>>37835658
>>37835659
>>37835662
>>37835670
/thread
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brb posting proper football players
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>>37835690
he has a good core and legs, and dyel arms/shoulders/chest
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I met dragba in person. Nugget is enormous compared to your average soccer player, he looks more like an NFL player honestly.
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>>37835699

you've been browsing /fit/ too much
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>>37835699
>and dyel arms/shoulders/chest
post yours eh
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>>37835690
literally pure functional strength
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>>37835744
not that guy but ronaldo does have a horrible physique
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>>37835690

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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If you get too big you wont have the agility and dexterity needed to play.

That said most elite football players are in peak physical condition, only /fit/ mongs would say they're DYEL and have no muscles.
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>>37835769
>>37835775
skinny DYEL
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>>37835785
fat powerlifter detected
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>>37835789
you know that if fat powerlifters and skinny soccer players fought scuffles, fat powerlifters will rape soccer players?
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>>37835855
That won't make up for your virginity.
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>>37835741
>>37835744
>>37835789
You don't actually lift do you summerfriend?
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>>37835855
and a boxer will destroy the fat powerlifter by virtue of being trained
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>soccer

It's called football
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>>37835648
Because football is all about speed and stamina, not power.
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>>37835855
Yeah, and soccer players make millions and bang supermodels, while fat powerlifters masturbate to animu and shitpost on /fit/.
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>>37835744
Even if I was dyel as fuck, that wouldn't make my statement false.

I'm a 5'11 manlet, if that can help you to bring me down
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>>37835900
Nice goal post moving dyel. Kek bye.
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>>37835666
Italy haven't played Iceland, you spanner.
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>>37835756
10 times better than yours though cunt
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>>37835908
lel go kill yourself manlet, youll never make it
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>>37835943
Post pics.
>inb4 you don't and call him a manlet again
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>>37835648
>started watching EURO 2016 a few days ago
>days ago

its almost finals man
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>>37835908
stats ? Weight ?
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>>37835666
You mean France?
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>>37835648
who is this pretty little slut
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>>37836026
1m81 85 kg

200/135/245

>>37836035
wat ? French team is made of only nigs, who are not manlets like Italian/spanish/germans
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>>37835648
>baseball
kek
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>>37835775
ridiculous calves. bodybuilder like
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>>37835785
I bet you squat low-bar.
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