how do I achieve kuja mode?

>>37830266
You can't.

>>37830266
Looks like mostly genetics

>>37830386
>trap body
>you can't
Hormones and plastic surgery exist.

>>37830554
that hip to waist ratio would take A LOT of plastic surgery for a guy

>>37830554
Wide hips like that? No. Also only Asians can really pull off those plastic doll facial aesthetics

>>37830554
>TFW hips wide enough for kuja mode
>TFW big dick sucking lips
>TFW would make a horrible trap because of body hair, muscle insertions, broad shoulders, 6'1" height, and complete dislike of cock
What do

>>37830627
Body hair can be removed. Muscle mass can be lessened

>>37830658
I'm Italian man, my body is a fucking forest and grows like a weed. I would need full body laser hair removal for it to be manageable.

>>37830580
>>37830598
I'm not saying it would be good looking, but how often is a transvestite attractive?

>>37830627
LASER
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and start looking at gay porn.

>>37830719
Dai fratè, non fare il ricchione senza motivo

>>37830266
goddam japs tryna make us faggats

>>37830760
Madre stronzo Io vivo in America , la mia famiglia è solo italiana . Non parlo questo strano discorso ass pizza.

>>37830820
I can see that you don't speak italian, the phrase that you wrote doesn't make sense at all, try again.

Btw, i said:
C'mon bro, don't act like a faggot for no reason

>>37830820
Italo-Americans aren't Italians, don't call yourself Italian ever again

>>37830868
I took it in college. Admittedly I suck.

>>37830886
If you want to, if you post the phrase in english, i can translate for you, so you have a reference for shitposting in italian for the future

>>37830910
I attempted to say like "Mother fucker I don't live in Italy, I was born in America. My family is from there, I don't speak this shitty pizza language"