How do I achieve Riff Raff mode?

getting shit reviews then subsequently taking up roiding. cardio every other day with a husky

eat fuckload of shitty sugary carb filled food and roid, with literal fuck all lifting

https://youtu.be/6PRXWHBOZiA

>>37822382
DOLCE & GABBANA x F

>>37822382
Maybe move to mezco, like Carlos slim

Sit back on recline

200 LBS OF PURE BURL

>that fucking fat belly

never making it

>>37822389
looks natty to me

>>37822393
still looks natty

>>37822404
semi-this.

>>37822443
def, this.

>>37822471
this. the sugary carby fast foods this guy eats is the death of him. big pun mode i tell you.

>>37822486
looks natty because he gets low doses, lifts literal fuck all, and stuffs his fucking mouth with shitty food

>>37822512
how long has he been lifting?
his before pictures seem believable along with the fact he eats out all the time.

>>37822535
I'll wait till he cuts, because right now he only gets fat

>>37822535
hey, you actually make sense, can't believe someone on chon is actually reasonable enough :^)

>>37822543
he said he was just gonna keep getting bigger. i'd assume if he cuts it'd be within 5-10 years when internal problems arise or when he goes to the wwe. lol

>>37822551
i find the person interesting. not a fan at all, though.

He eats whatever he wants

>>37822393

> roid

there is no fucking chance he could fuck up this much if he was roiding

210 to 235 25lbs of fat and muscle - seems reasonable with a see-food diet and random working out.

>>37822382
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT MY RIGHT ARM

>>37823600
>I unironically lift to that song

>>37822382
man snuck into a rave and stole a black girls hair extensions

i bet he wears all white sneakers

>>37822382
He did a video about his diet/ exercise on youtube. Look it up

>>37823621
me too. riff raff gets me pumped

>>37825065
What song is it

>>37825134
Introducing the icon.

THESE BiTCHES MAD THEY'LL NEVER MAKE iT TO THE CODiNE CASTLE.

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>>37822382
>i PUT ON FiFTY POUNDS LiKE THAT DAMN SAMMY SOZA
>i CAN MARK MCGWIRE, i CAN NOT EXPiRE
>GiMMi FiFTY Mil MiGHT THiNK ABOUT RETiRE

roid up son. also sipping on syrup is gr8 for bulking

>>37823656
i heard thru the grapevine that he tip toes in them jawdinz

No lie, I looked just like this when I took H-Drol and Superdrol and dirty bulked for a few months. But I also got gyno, so that sucked

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>>37825256
Broke a squat pr to dat shit!

Blow up and then act like you don't know nobody

He's just ROLLIN THROUGH YO CITY SMELLIN LIKE A THUNDA STORM

Uh back in eight grade, banana berry wrist
Teacher wanna tell me be realistic
That bitch tryna tell me be realistic?
I pull up 5 years later in a drop top six

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>>37828506
Butterscotch twist, cheek-checklin' lipstick
Might be in a movie, with Barry Sanders
Might be Adam Sandler, and my cup is pink panther

>>37828756
AQUA SHARK STARK
GLOW IN THE DARK SHARK
MAR MY WORDS I DONT NEED ACCEPTANCE
IM CATCHIN INTERCEPTIONS ON YOU INNCOENT PEDESTRIANS

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>>37828756
>>37828506
>>37828857
THiS PLACE NEEDS MORE JODiPOSTIN
FUCK SHAUBPOSTiN

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>>37828921
AW SHiT LOOK WHO IT IS THE WHiTE CHRiS ROCK

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>>37822382
RAP GAME RONNiE COLEMAN
CANDY COATED DUMBBELL MADE OF BUCKSKiN

>>37822382
be a purpa drank slurping white trash

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ALL i EVER WANTED WAS TO LIVE MY LiFE
ALL i EVER WANTED WAS THE SYRUP iN MY SPRiTE

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>>37829115
MR. JODI HIGHROLLER.
MR SYRUP IN ME SODA

IM DAVY CROCKET, MY ARMS A ROCKET, ON CANDY MUSTARD, IM SITTIN ON BUTTER.

I CANT BE HELD BACK. NO LEASH. CAPISCE.

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i SiP SYRUP
KEEP BALLiN'
i SiP SO MUCH CODEiNE i'M 'BOUT TO FALL ASLEEP

>>37822382
>tip toe in jordans five miles a day
>crunchberry closed grip bench 5x5
>versace ab roller 5xf
>neon barbell deadlifts 5x3

Diet is purely codiene with the sprite

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>>37829411
LETS GiVE THAT DiET A BOOST SON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PRXWHBOZiA

>>37822382
> white trash cosplaying a nigger xF

tfw burly boy mode