Male logic thread

I wonder what CK's 1 RM is

-female getting ready to eat-
>here, here's a chair.
-walks 12 ft away to get a chair-
>let me push it in for you.
>here! have some napkins
>want anything to drink?
>oh, ok. is there anything else that you need?
>if there is anything else you need, let me know.
-still doesn't want his dick-

>>37821039
>wow your huge! nice 6pack

sorry wrong gender faggot

-walk past a female-
>smile.
-"what?" or "eh hah..."-
>you are beautiful. smile. that is all you need to do.

If I lift heavy enough, I'll have an aneurysm and the blood will burst through the wall in my brain that prevents me from being a normal person and I'll finally be happy.

>>37821047
Honest guess. Probably 135 bench, 85 OHP, 185 squat. 224 dl

>MMMMM CHIQUITAH!
-bitch gets internally upset-
>ayyy how bout i take you out for dinner some time huh?
>we can go to nice restaurant and i can pick you up in my truck
-"ummmm no thanks eh heh"-
>why? :) i can pay, it's no problem. you are so beautiful.
-gets even more annoyed and more timid-

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>>37821135

>>37821039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH0tB7Hnjrs

>>37821119
>those actions

you don guffed about 5 times

>don't speed walk to get in front of, but instead reach above/past the chick to hold open the door so they are in close quarters while this happens
>grab chair for only her, only because she is female
>literally tuck them into the table
>buys ice coffees for her for the social aspect
>talks regularly, daily
>takes her on small lunch and drink dates as friends
>when first met her, complimented her outfit AND some feature on her from her neck up.
>still throws compliments all of the time on the regular
>empathizes and gossips on the regular
>tries to be the best friend who understands her
>displays his self-confidence to other males by asking girls out when other guys are around in hopes to eliminate them as competition.
>secretly craves a lifestyle where work = reward
>ends up investing time and money in women they will never fuck.
>still goes on social media and texts and hangs out regularly as that guy

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>Your shoulders are bigger
>You look fat now

>sees chick that clearly squats
>>10 out of 10 bruh
^ the reality of this ^
>sees chick that clearly squats
>>she ONLY squats. upper body flabby as fuck.

this is the equivalence of men only doing upper body.

>>37821225
>You have a big fat gunt
>You look fat now

>>37821160
this seems reasonable, actually

>>37821119
-female getting ready to eat-
>"h-here's a chair, m'lady"
-waddle 12 ft away to get a chair-
>allow me, m'lady. Let me spare your dainty hands the effort.
-scrape chair along floor loudly and slowly pushes it behind girl-
>here, have some napkins
-give girl cheeto dust covered napkins-
>clasp hands together
>may I serve you a beverage, m'lady?
>she says no
>can I get you anything at all?
>she still says no
>let me know if I can be of assistance, m'lady
>sit in corner watching her in the hopes she needs anything
>she still won't have sex with me
>nice guys always finish last

>>37821161
lmao girls are stupid af

>>37821160
remember that episode with bobby cannavale where he struggles to press those babby dumbbells?

>>37821119
>>37821984
fuckin kek

>>37821119
Why do waiters think they can just fuck any bitch they want?

>>37821984
It's always the people who think that they're not autistic

>>37821150
Underrated post.

>>37821039
>>37821200
What are you trying to convey even? These are poorly put together with no cohesive thought behind them, and I'm struggling to make sense of it.

>>37821119
>>37821135
>>37821161
>>37821984
These I can hardly decipher at all.
Many of my best friends are women and I hold them in high regard; I refuse to believe this is simply 'women's writing'.

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>>37822503
>Many of my best friends are women

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>>37822503
> Many of my best friends are women

>>37821119
The best way to make a chick want your dick is to be interesting enough to the point where random women show interest in you while you mostly show interest in her

This makes the girl feel special

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>>37822503
> Many of my best friends are women
Triggered.

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>>37822503
>best friends
>women

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>>37822503
> Many of my best friends are women

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>>37822789
>>37823453
>>37823520
>>37823674
>>37823760
It's 2016 guise. Women are perfectly fine companions.

[spoiler]i've slept with 4/6 of them[/spoiler]

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>>37823816
>i've slept with 4/6 of them
Which parts were conscious?

>>37821119
I'm pretty sure this is just being a good host. You wouldn't just stare at a guest and pretend like they can serve themselves in a house were they know where nothing is.

>>37823816
shoo shoo