Fat Hate/Fat People Stories thread

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>>37816824
>>37816824

>>37816817
the hero we need

>>37816840
Just as sad that that anons mum and the doctor were completely negligent in not reporting the child abuse.

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Saw this on /biz/ today and had a giggle

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Motherfucking shitfucking cuntscratchings of a shitfest of a site, I had the longest post typed out and clicked escape instead of ' and now it's gone.

So, from memory:

I'm trying to help my dad lose weight, but it's getting frustratingly difficult. He is not by any means enormously fat, but he very much has the fat mentality, and that's making it difficult.

His problem is how stubborn he is. You see it in all the areas of his weight loss journey, both in the exercise that he does and the food he prepares or eats.

I tried getting him into SS, but before I had gotten him onto that train he had gotten hold of some bullshit magazine that recommended a retarded isolation centred program. And no matter how much I explain the superiority of compound movements, he keeps clinging to his curls and machines.

He has gradually made progress, but still prefers the Arnold press to the military press for reasons not even he can produce, and refuses to bench on a flat bench. At the very least he has started doing deads and squats, but his program is so messy other than those.

And when it comes to his food intake, it's so frustrating seeing him commit obvious mistakes, then sit there like he doesn't understand what he's doing wrong. I find it sort of incredible that he isn't much larger than he is.

I recently had the following conversation with him about possible dinners for losing weight
>... and broccoli is great, just pile them on your plate and you fill feel full at like no calories.
> Yeah, that sounds nice. I think I would need some flavour to it though, so maybe I will add some fried bacon to it
> Fried beh... you, you really don't need to do that, broccoli is fine on its own, and bacon is very high on calories. Instead you could throw some spices in, get some salt in the boiling water, ...
> Yeah no, you can do that, but I want to try the bacon.
Let that sink in. He wanted to add BACON --- to BROCCOLI.

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>>37818215


I have also gone on and on about how the first advice you see for anyone that wants to lose weight is to drop bread. It's easily replaced with other better things, high on calories, not the stuff you should be eating.

His response has been
>yeah yeah yeah, but I figure if I drop the carbs from the rest of the day and eat bread instead that will still add up. Anyways, I need my bread. It's an easy meal in my workdays. I also enjoy it a lot.
and you can't argue with the intent, but I can't see it going well easily. And this is a symptom of his overall way of thinking, he is rather interested in where he can cut corners than where he can make improvements.

There are lots more of these examples, like me trying to make us all eat less calorie dense foods last summer, to make the dinners be more meat-heavy, and less potato/rice-reliant. He compensated for that change by taking whole mushrooms, filling them with butter, then frying them. Tasted delicious, but when I found out how he made it i was gobsmacked and disappointed. It's like he doesn't think, like he doesn't want to consider what it is he's doing.

He also likes to drink coffee with a whole lot of milk in it, and didn't realise that might be a source of calories to be considered. He admits to drinking like 8 cups of coffee a day that are really half milk - half coffee.

But when you try to confront him about these things he gets defensive, tries to make this about how hard his life is at the moment and that he needs these comforts or else he will go insane. He says that weigh tloss shouldn't have to be miserable, which I sort of agree with, but he needs to understand that sacrifices need to be made. He needs to be able to make his meals simpler and blander. If what he has been doing up until now isn't working, then something needs to change.

Instead he just shrugs and acts incredulous as to why he isn't getting the results he wants.

>>37817883
They said they were calling child services in the post you illiterate fuck. Child services is completely inept and useless in most parts of the country though so likely because they couldn't keep the kid there, child services didn't get around to an investigation before the kid died.

>>37816824
Was good except for the end bit. 6/10.

>>37818226
You need to smack your dad in his fat face.

I've never posted to 4chan before so this is new. I've lurked a bit but I felt the want to talk about my sister. We've always been close in age and ever since she was around 2 or 3 she's been severely overweight. She has autism (like actually lol) and has a problem with feeling when she's full. She will keep eating and not stop. She's 16 now and almost 300 pounds. Because of her weight she's had bad scoliosis problems and walking problems and can barely take care of herself. My mom had to get a caretaker for the house to make sure she bathed and took care of herself but she still is bad about not getting fully clean and free bleeding. Her pants are almost always dirty and for a while I had to take her to therapy. She would make my car shake and stink to no end and her room stank to high heaven. She has to get back surgery this year because her scoliosis has gotten so bad and the doctors have said that they're worried about her dying on the table during surgery and it makes me so scared. She's my closest sibling and I just moved across the country so I don't know what will happen. She's so against trying to exercise and lose weight and she cannot control how much she eats. My mom literally has to keep the pantry and fridge under lock and key so she doesn't sneak food. It works most of the time. My mom was overweight too but with a new diet she's lost a lot but my sister won't stick to the diet (keto.) I'm really scared my sister is going to die from this and recently my girlfriend and I have been both trying to get fit to lose weight and stay healthy. She's been doing the exercise for over a year but I just started and I've been browsing these threads to keep motivation up.

Wow I kind of blabbed on this. Sorry. I just felt the need to get this out. I'm worried about my sister and now I'm hoping to try and get healthy to see if I can inspire her. Sorry to make such a long post lol

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>>37816824

>>37819263
Anon, good luck. I worry that with her autism, her best bet would be in one of those homes for autistic people.

>>37816824
someone needs a hobby. might I suggest making better memes

>>37816824
BRUTAL
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>>37819489
Wonder what she looks like now...

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>Man crushed to death by his obese wife

Guess you could say we're one step closer to obesity rates falling.

>>37819263
That sucks anon. Honestly, there may be nothing you can do if you can't truly convince your mom to control her eating habits more by buying better food. Really, eating healthy comes down to buying healthy. If I have junk food, I'll eat it. If I don't, I won't. I've lost 43 lbs by just doing this.

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>>37816817
I'll contribute from my fat hate folder, but I could use some more fat people stories if others could contribute as well.

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>>37820310

>>37819797
I could easily deadlift that woman

>>37816824
hope is not vice versa. Tell me Im not atracted to fat women in subconscious because im a pedo... please

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>>37820317

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>>37818215
>bacon is very high on calories

Count you calories you fucking moron, there is no reason to avoid bacon as long as it fits within the calorie range and you don't eat heaps of it every day.

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>>37820341

>>37820317

This.... This is satire, right?

>>37819489
i forgot about this chick.

the anti-tumblrina makes me happy

>>37820385
no it's high functioning autistic fiction for the HAES crowd. the only part that's probably true is that she got stuck trying to walk through a door at a Barnes and Noble and then had to waddle back to her Dodge Neon in shame.

>>37819263
>My mom was overweight too but with a new diet
>keto

Isn't that a meme diet you could get beetus from?

>>37820317
STACY is LUSTING over CHAD's slim, cut PHYSIQUE while BRENDA is playing it COOL

>>37819263
your sister just sounds like a burden to your family, why do you care?
>inb4 hurr durr is my sister

>>37820492
instead of legs she should just be on top of an ice cream cone

>>37820392
Dude woah, she can sit up unassisted!? And she can touch her toes!?!?!?!? Well that's all you need to function in society, she's got it all covered! What a healthy woman!

>>37818226
>drop bread
>whole mushrooms

Is your dad on an auschwitz diet or you didn't read the sticky?

Just make your dad count calories and energy expenditure, I eat a lot of calorie-dense food every day and lose weight because I either burn it off on workouts or just eat less.

The only thing your dad should drop is alcohol if he is drinking it, there is nothing wrong with any other food he eats.

>>37820492
She has her own shelf

>>37816840
>>37817883
>>37818235
is it even biologically possible for a 7 year old to reach 109 kg? that's 240 lbs in freedom units

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>>37820631

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>>37820341
>my homeland kawaii

>>37820310
So...
Shit that never happened

>>37820567
So much rage....can't... contain...

>>37818181
that last one made me legit sad

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>>37820641

>>37820641
wow

>>37819263

You are a good man for caring about your sister the way you do.

My younger brother is Autistic. Severely. Like, non-verbal, can't do much to take care of himself autistic. Around high school age he became really irritable. Like, it was so easy for him to get angry and just start banging on walls and digging his nails into people. Food seemed to be the only thing that would calm him down and that was only temporary. We spent a few years in utter despair as we just had no idea how to deal with this. My brother too was putting on lots of weight.

One day, probably just out of sheer desperation at this point, we went to one of those wholistic doctor things. We spent all this money to get a blood test to determine food allergies and nutrition levels. Turns out that my brother was allergic to just about everything we were feeding him. Gluten, soy, msg are the ones off the top of my head. I'm sure there were more. There were some deficiencies in him as well, so we were giving a list of supplements to get for him.

This was rough at first, especially because my Mom's cooking background is Asian, so all the main staples pretty much had to go. Convenient processed foods were no longer an option as well. However, about 6 weeks into the changes and my brother became much calmer. Bonus was that he actually started eating less as well. My Mom and I no longer worry about him ballooning up to the point where we can't take care of him. Plus the temper tantrums no longer happening as much as they did is nice too.

So I'm not saying that this magically cured his autism, but it did help a lot, and it did make him stop stuffing his face. Believe you me, I was really skeptical of this hippy nurture the body stuff the doctor was telling us about that day, but the doc was right. This has helped us tremendously. Well, he still likes to eat, just no longer does it like some kind of addict.

Hope that helps you find a solution for your sister. Wishing you the best man.

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>>37820893

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>>37820893
jihad'd

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>>37820964

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>>37820492
i like it when these land whales wear camouflage type patterned clothing like that hides it or something

>>37820494
oww, the edge

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>>37820992

>>37820992
good god

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>>37821005

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>>37821018

>>37818181

Man. I hope that anon is on /fit/ now trying to lose weight, because that is sad.

>>37819263

That sucks, bro. It's cool to hear you and your gf are doin good with exercise so good luck! Hope things work out for your sis, stay strong, man.

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>>37821027

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>>37821035

>>37818226
>I have also gone on and on about how the first advice you see for anyone that wants to lose weight is to drop bread.

Fuck you, don't make me start the thirteenth /fit/ Bread Wars.
There is nothing wrong with eating bread. I cut at 1200 and eat bread every day. Maybe your dad isn't motivated because you;re full of shit, anon.

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>>37820992
WHO THE FUCK CENSORS THE PLUMBERS CRACK BUT NOT THOSE GRODY ASS PUSSY LIPS

YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB

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>>37820992
>>37821005
HIGH TEST
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>>37820492
she actually looks like a nice person desu

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>>37821043

Austria. SHE'S FROM AUSTRIA YOU STUPID FUCK

12/10 always gets me.

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>>37821043

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>>37820983
I got extremely close to punching my fucking head trough the wall
Does this make reddit better or worse in your eyes? hmmm...

>>37820581
I have a cousin who was 140lb by the age of 4
Luckily my mom wasn't a neglectful bitch like my auntie is.
Either way he's still a fat fuck but now that he knows it, he doesn't care otherwise and continues to be a fat fuck.

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Let's have some male fatty crazy, for variety. This is the tale of Andrew.

>>37820567
I've heard a lot of shit about this place, is it really as bad as the posts make it out to be?
>No planet fitness where I live, we have a goodlife

>>37818215
Reminds me of that boondocks episode with the Itis
>>Grandad if you cook the broccoli with the pork its still pork

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>>37820641
Jesus fucking Christ. How does one get like this. And no don't give me some bullshit like "hole lotta pizza rollz XDDD" like someone actually tell me how this shit happens. This is fucking horrible.

>>37819263
as a totally cynical edge master, actual high level autistic people probably shouldn't be alive in the first place

>>37820594
>fat privilege is being able to singlehandedly kill dangerous animals with ease

>>37821118
>healthy foods
>appropriate quantities
>two heaping plates of shit

>>37820626
Kek
That cow probably thinks she is cheating the system
Because the thing will show a high amount of calories burned, without her doing the work

Thats why many dumb people are fat

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>>37821112
This is how Anon.

I'm forcing my fat coworker (6'3, probably 270) to exercise in a sort of subtle manner.

>We both work security at a parking complex that's seven stories.
>There is only one guard on duty at a time.
>He's the morning shift, I'm the afternoon shift.
>The old morning shift guy quit unexpectedly and the new morning shift guy, the fat one, got transferred from a fairly stationary loss prevention gig at a supermarket.
>My job to train him
>A patrol in this garage consists of scanning 33 marked radio tags around a perimeter of the garage using a modified galaxy S5.
>Said patrol consists of three seven-story stairwells with tags at the tops and bottoms of each, as well as a perimeter sweep of four floors of parking space.
>The route I take is 1.75 miles
>Each tag must be scanned once per two hours
>Shifts are seven hours
>When training the coworker, I took him through my route, which is one of a few possible routes to hit every tag.
>My route contains more stair climbing and uphill walking than the other possible ones
>I tell him he needs to make a minimum of five patrols a shift, which is how many I do per shift.
>He agrees
>I walk him through two patrols, and he's sweaty and panting by the end of the first.
>He seems really excited for the job because it involves minimal human interaction as compared to just reporting piss stains and kicking out junkies
>Three weeks later, he's been keeping the patrol schedule and has visibly lost weight.
>We'll see what the future holds.

>>37821207
Clarification - I'm basically getting him to walk 8.5 miles a day, five days a week.

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>>37821202

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>>37821224

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>>37821228

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>>37821241

>>37821207
Can you explain your job a bit better? Seems odd to me that you need to walk around checking stuff instead of it being handled automatically.

>>37821250
My garage is the garage for a hotel downtown. The hotel's management contracts parking management to another company which subcontracts to my security company. There is only one officer on site at any given time, and he has no access to cameras - they're few and far between in this garage. We also have a huge homeless problem, so a lot of the job is removing junkies and sleepers from the stairwells and under cars. The walk and check method is essentially guaranteeing that each region of the building has been cleared personally by the guard on duty so that no one is loitering, using drugs, or attempting to break into cars.

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>>37821246

>>37821260
Scanning each tag is checking in with management to say "this area is clear, everything is in order, I have been here."

>>37820341
>Mashumaro no on'nanoko
You can't make this shit up

>>37821207
You're gonna blow his knees out

>>37821285
He honestly handles it better than the other dude I trained, who's on the chopping block after less than a week for failing to complete patrols and routine dress code violations.

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>>37821272

>>37821260
>>37821273
Ah, I see.

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>>37821303

>>37821308
Basically it's an easter egg hunt with junkies and needles. I find a lot of crack and I found a crude shiv my first day.

>>37821325
Ever found anyone fucking?

>>37821335
Mercifully no, but I've found used condoms before.

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Wyd???

>>37821354
Wait for the trolley to pass, then push the fat man. Kill em all.

>>37821354
No, fattie will die soon anyway.

>>37821303
>dat lil shit-nugget

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>>37821303
Separated at birth?

>>37816824
Thank you, I've been looking for this for some time

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>>37820492
>>37820503

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>>37821360

>>37821360
Exactly what I thought.

>>37820317
The guy's name? Albert Einstein.

>>37821087
goodlife also runs a chain of discount gyms/pf-equivalents called fit4less. you maybe have seen them around.

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>>37820341
>I heard she leaved him
>not "left"
What's the average education these tumblr fags receive?

>>37819489
can confirm...she's gonna make it. zyzz would be proud. [spoiler]If he wasn't a dick.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]But...i'd suck his dick no homo[/spoiler]
[spoiler]I mean it's a brojob not a blowjob you know?[/spoiler]

>>37821272
> tfw fat


This scares me....

How can I lose weight without a gym? (I live in a desert) I have a treadmill and 4 2.5lb dumbbells

>>37821664
>live in a desert

go out and run! If you're not trying to get ripped cardio is A OK and miles of pristine desert to run in sounds nice

just bring LOTS of water

>>37820392
I wold seriously fuck her.

>>37821692
alright! I'll try that out this week, thanks anon!

>>37819489
i think i'm in love

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>>37820392
>can touch her toes at that weight

Holy shit, wouldn't that be like doing a stiff-legged deadlift with like 4pl8+ of uneven, floppy weight? If that were actually true I'd be sort of impressed.

>>37820947
wow, actually useful advice

>>37820362

>8g
>43 calories
Yeah dude not high at all, only 537 calories per 100g

>>37820947

So did he have this angry outbursts as a way to communicate that he was in pain/discomfort due to his food allergies?

>>37821092
and this reminds me of that episode grandpa is working out naked int he living room to the infomercial's workouts

>>37821118
>for her and a friend
>one fork and knife

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>>37820972
BREHS...

>>37821018
>>37821303
Those wings can't fly away with all that fat.

>>37820448
Yus

>>37821692
disagree. lug up on water and you end up being slowed down and exerting more energy in the long run. i'd say do jogging for 3 months and up the frequency. from there up the intensity to running.

>>37820972
Now THATS high test

>>37821698
You do it right fucking now!

>>37821043
That does look very tasty. Someone cook for me.

>>37820641
massive 30 inch forearms brah, take notes /fit/

>>37821789
I think so. My understanding of it is that it was a combination of not getting the type of food he needs, making him constantly wanting to eat added on with the food he does get causing him discomfort.

A terrible combination if there ever was one.

>>37821653
It's almost like you're from reddit and tried to put every meme you know into your reply

>>37816817
https://youtu.be/r8nS5HpZirE

>>37816824
dear god that was satisfying

>>37816840
That fucking rage

>>37821112

She has a condition called Lymphedema. Causes fluid to build up in her extremities. This is compounded by the massive fat already deposited on her arms. Her obesity is certainly her fault. The popeye arms... well not so much.

There are ways she can hide the swelling. They have compresses for your arms that keep them normal shaped, but you have to wear the them all day.

>>37821112

Obesity-related lymphedema. You get so fat it fucks up your lymph nodes - so you get massive fluid buildup alongside being fat as fuck and it makes you look 10 times as hideous.

>>37818215

That sounds exactly like my dad kek

>>37816817
BASED dad

>>37819489

10/10

>>37820492
When I was Fat I enjoyd wearing small hats
I think that shits hilarious and makes the world a more magical place

Every time cancerous videos like this come out I die just a little bit more inside.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akPb_Bvor0A

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>>37820951
>stare at it tell you love it
this is what fit does with the male form

>>37820310
>>37820317
how fucking sad can you be that you actually make this shit up

>>37821354
Take the fat guy to the gym, save his life twice.

>>37821319
>The length of that skellys forearm
This guy is easily over 6ft and he's still with a fattie?
Wouldn't be surprised is hes a mod on /fit/

>>37821728
She meant sitting down I'm sure..

>>37821241
S A V A G E
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>>37820362

holy fuck, you are stupid.

It's like that meme that fruit is bad for you because it contains sugar

>>37821087
Where I live it's not, the employees rarely ever go near the weights unless there's a regular they want to talk to and the fire alarm is (accidently) set off more than the stupid lunk alarm.

I think it depends on who's in the management that some of these places have such ridiculous rules. Or maybe location because the one I go to has more old people and cardio bunnies than any fatties.

>>37818181
>Their door was made of wood and I fell through it

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>>37816824
Posting the other one

>nameless anon will never make more of these

>>37819489
This encapsulates what fatpeoplestories were about.

>>37822262
It was satire dumbass

>>37821319
>this landwhale can find underwear in Anne summers (40 band is for the fattest of the fats)
>tfw ive lost 25lb and my boobs are still a 36h (really 34 inch but im even bigger on the cup) and i still can't find cute underwear

>>37816817

Savage

>>37819263
I feel sorry for your mother. No parent should have to deal with two autistic kids at once.

>>37821693
She dead brah

>>37820626
KEK

>>37821728
Can't touch her toes while standing, she can't stand. She bends over while "sitting upright unassisted" to touch her toes

>>37820641
as a medfag all i can see is omfg i wont be seeing a vein anytime soon
>jugular time
>cutdown

>>37820641
>mfw

Holy shit, can you imagine the blood pressure on this thing? Fucking massive stroke by 40 at most, calling it now.

>>37820972
H I G H T E S T
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>>37820992
I like how the son just fucking sits down to watch. Like what in the fuck.

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>>37820992

>>37820893
Holy shit that is a perfect fucking come back.
Top fucking kek.

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>>37820992

>>37818226
He's trying to counter your arguements with feelings
Your father needs to understand that food intake for weightloss is basically a mathmetical calculation and that weightloss doesn't give a shit about his comforts and that if he wants to see results he will have to abide to the law of physics and lose weight or don't change his lifestyle and postpone his weight issues

There is no inbetween

>>37821118
WHY THE FUCK DO FAT PEOPLE HAVE TO KEEP MAKING EXCUSES!
I WAS A FAT SACK OF SHIT IN HIGHSCHOOL AND KNEW IT WAS BECAUSE I ATE SHIT.
NOW I'M 22 CUT ALL THE FUCKING WEIGHT AND SEEING THIS SHIT IS INFURIATING.
Look at that I was fucking triggered.

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Found this gem on fb today
>in b4 high test
I'm a woman and I would be fucking embarrassed to bear this body. Thank fuck I saw the light before it was too late

>>37820310
>man with the CC assault rifle

I believe that the landwhale got stuck in a door, but that shit? Of all the things that never happened, this didn't happen the most.

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>>37821319
>40G tits
>still look small in comparison to the rest of her body

>>37820317
I'll take "Things that never happened" for 500, Alex

>>37821664
Honestly just eat less and move more. Start walking a mile or two a day, and stop eating when you're full and eat slowly. Don't stop doing this ever. Avoid fast food, and soda.

>>37821907
exerting more energy is the whole point of running, fatty

>>37822713
Shame. She has such a pretty face to

Really makes you think, huh?

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>>37822713
>"gurl" complaining about high test
I'm sure she still looks better than yo ugly ass
nice try fattie

>>37820641
does she have smaller than normally hands or nah? like is this a genetic thing? h ow come her hands dont look fatter

>>37820964
wat are on her feet that look like socks? they have stiff tops to them that make them look like boots or some kind of brace

>>37822855
Go back to your basement dyel faggot

>>37822884
Do you even lift?

>>37820581
yes. yes it is.

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>>37821081
But my name is Andrew and I'm a 5'11 134lb skelly!

>>37821198
>Thats why many dumb people are fat
that´s one of the reason why i don´t believe anybody who says working out has no effect on their weight and that they tried everything. unless i´ve seem they actually do a serious workout and have proper nutrition i´m not gonna buy anything they say. they lie to them selves and to everyone around them

>>37822713
Can you imagine how hot she'd be if she lost just 20-25 lbs? Her face is already pretty...she just had to put a little effort in.

>>37820317
and then everybody clapped

>>37822280
This

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Man crushed to death by his 20-stone wife who also died in freak accident

>>37820983
damn who's the girl?

>>37822618
Implying it's possible to see anything

But you can definitely hear something..

>>37823121
The kid turned into an orphan in a blink of an eye all because of obesity. That's messed up man.

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This threads helped me so many times to stay focused and to never give up. Keep it up, lads

>>37823465

Given her age he must be an adult. Still sad though.

>>37818181
Might have made me sad but for the last line. It's not his fault they offered free pizza but it's his fault that he ate it.

>>37818181
kek

>>37821202
truth

>>37820492
That Chuck Taylor is about to blow out the side!

>>37820409
there is nothing "high functioning" about this, just complete fiction

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>>37824130

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>>37820992
reminds me of this

>>37821027

I weighed in at 186lbs this morning. I'm a 6'1" male

>>37821974
Read 'doesn't' at first and was about to defend it haha. Rice + chicken like that is heaven.

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>>37821035
U G H

>>37821260

I'm a hotel GM.

We hate contracted security guys. Fucking worthless, but corporate says no in-house security, so contract labor it is..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKbFzleT1Yk
This just popped up on my subscriptions, Jesus Christ

Why there aren't fat mens in this thread ?

>>37824888
We work with the in house security pretty closely. I'm only on that site because the parking garage is managed by a different company.

>>37824930

Lucky y'all. I have no in-house security :/

>>37820341
lmao marshmallow girl is a fetish thing in japan, if a girl is even a little chubby they get bullied in japan

>>37821146
>she said with a real patronising grin
oh my

>>37824955
They're the big boys in our hotel. They get access to the cameras and get paid way more. This shit's minimum wage.

>>37821228
>I left in tears
kek, fat tumblr posters are just like /r9k/ posters just with food instead of vidya

>>37821779
Who the fuck eats 100g of bacon? Normal people would eat 2-3 pieces and that's just ~100 calories.

>>37822428
I don't even count most fruits and veggies in my diet unless I eat a lot of them.

>>37821070
Sadly this had nothing to do with Reddit, everything to do with that woman who is so insecure she goes on multiple websites I bet.

>>37821360
>>37821360
kek

>>37824864
Fucking kek at that title, gj mate

>>37820362
Kek are you retarded? That's over 150 calories per ounce. If you're cutting you should be looking at foods that are like 30 calories per ounce. A few strips of bacon will make a healthy meal a cheat meal.

>>37821146
50 miles , so you would get up 2hrs before work to ride a bike to work?

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This guy disgusted me so much, hamplanet character done right

>>37825080
I know someone who bikes 30 miles each way once a week. But they're really into biking

>>37821043

>"healthy"

It's chicken, rice and green vegetables, you whale. It's about as healthy as it gets.

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>>37821457
>>37820492
>>37820503

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>>37824130
p sure this is her
makes fat fetish vids for $
disgusting

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>>37824130
>Already raised $889
>People are actually giving this lazy fat fuck money

>>37816840
diabetic seizure ? As in low glucose ? Insulin will make it go down further.. this story doesnt make sense, you dont get seizures from high blood sugar ie. what insulin combats

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>>37824922
>over 400pounds

>>37822876
Leg bracing. She's probably a teenager, so they're quite colourful.

>>37821360
Great minds think alike.

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>>37825012
Sounds about right

>>37825185
I'm wrong. This is the chick in the GoFundMe
https://www.reddit.com/r/fatlogic/comments/2hjvrr/amber_sarah_ruiner_or_tv_shows_and_small/
Kellie Kay is a different hamlord

>>37821005
Are her hips shattered?

>>37816817
Should've driven her to a truck scale.

>>37820972
>highest_test.avi
>need a 10x8

AHHH
The beings in this thread could have passed for aliens 150 years ago

>>37821664
I lived in the desert for 3 years anon.
Walk at night, never in the day.

It's fucking dangerous. First year there I went jogging in the day in summer and almost didn't make it home.

Walk/jog at night.

>>37820392
this woman would be great plant food

>>37822314
It's been confirmed he's a escort.

>>37820341
I can confirm this, I was riding my velocirator right by the convention when that happened.

>>37822713
Warped mind set

She would be a contender for world's most beautiful woman if she got her diet in check

>>37820341
You son of a fucking bitch, how the fuck am I supposed to get my fucking sides back now? Better tell NASA to get Juno to look for them.

>>37821664
A good diet (calorie counting and shit) is the way to get thin not the gym. Exercise is god tier to help your cardiovascular health tho.

>>37825222
Fat children.
Is there anything more depressing?
I mean a kid is a kid, this is on the parents for not being able to say no.

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>Had a dream last night where my legs were amutated
>Diabetes was implied
I spend too much time in here.

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>>37825683

>>37821026
this is a chilling thought

>>37820979
>there it is.
nice.jpg

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>>37820641

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>>37816817
WHAT THE FUCK HER KNEES

>>37825091
>I'd buy that... everybody'd buy that...

>>37821147
Kys

>>37826041
Why do so many fat people like Doctor Who? It's kinda funny considering the Doctor himself always wears running shoes since he and his companions are constantly moving.

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>>37822262
Writing is fun for a lot of people. It was hilarious.

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>>37821021
>d...daughter?

>>37820371
Utah fucking dodges wave after wave what are they doing in that state?

>>37826122
mountain biking

>>37825185
that´s barely human. how can someone like this live with themself

>>37826122
that's colorado

>>37822541
Why even bother buying cute underwear if you're still losing? I've lost 40lbs and I'm still using the same shitty Walmart underwear I had at 216lbs. I'm not bothering until I actually like how my body looks or until I absolutely have to throw them all out and replace them.

>>37826122
Don't they have this religous thing going on? NOt just swilling cheap grace, but something that requires commitment.

>>37821224
"curvy fashion" k then

>>37820341
> I am only 200
>Only
That whole thing in general make me strange, it's satire, no one can be this dumb to try to lie on internet this way

>>37822262
have you never been to fps threads before? this is the exact same thing from a different angle. it might even be the same angle.

>>37826008
top kek

>>37821081
thank you based anon

>>37820972
Lipedema

That actually really sucks for her, I wouldn't include this in the fatty hate thread desu as there truly isn't much she can do but suffer and die early due to her advance lipedema.

>>37826098
I don't understand her argument...

"I'm black, woman and fat, I deserve money and things"

>>37820979
does anybody know the original source? I wanna follow that lady.

>>37821653
>>37822068
this, and idk if you are just a summerfag but /fit/ doesnt have spoilers

>>37820981
underrated

>>37822239
>this is what fit does with the male form
this is so true it made me diamonds n-no homo

>>37818226
I've been losing weight and I eat bread ;-;

I usually pack a sandwich for work. I cut all liquid calories. I still drink 1-4 cups of black coffee though.

I still eat baked potatoes too, I just don't add butter or anything.

Tbh I'm probably fucking up hard. But I'm consistently under calories. It's hard to make meals when you're busy 24/7 :(

>>37821224
The human body is amazing

>>37826227
The millennial generation is the generation of "I'm ______ so society owes me things"

>>37821360
genius/10

>>37822225
lol at the one cute blonde. What makes you look better than a fat friend? 7 fat friends!

>>37826227
Yes.
Basically she's so fat people stare at.
This obviously makes Chugsy Malone feel self conscience, so she wants the people that state to pay as compensation.
Personally if some fat bitch told me want wanted people to pay to look at her I would tell her to fuck off and join the circus like all the other freaks in the freak show.

Dumb bitch

>>37821146
Well, I wouldn't cycle for 50 miles to work every day. That's a few hours of cycling, unless you're some sort of superathlete with a pro bike.

>>37816840
fuck fast people man, they ruin all races

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>>37825080

It's cute that you think fatty is telling the truth about that. They lie about anything.

>>37824925
most fat men aren't delusional enough to think they're healthy or hotter than Chris Pratt

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>>37825943
Stopped reading right there. The WORDS and horrible fat logic in that comic were just too much for me.

>>37826425

Like making up a random number isn't just a way to get out of cycling.

>what sounds fat?
>errrr I live 50 miles away from work!
>and due to muh disabilities I can't cycle anyway!

Also, it's clear they are targetting her because she is probably the fattest in the office.

>>37822225
at least one of them are qt desu

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>>37822884
make me pussy

>>37824676
Literally. Jesus Christ

>>37820992
i nearly puked from this

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>>37826065
Doctor Who became popular on tumblr, which happens to have a large portion of fatties on the site. Prior to tumblr I only knew a few teeaboos and hardcore sci-fi fans who had ever heard of it.

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>>37819797
Speaking of overweight spouses.

>>37821241
Is she living in some sort of fantasy or something?
It reek of cheesy love movie and novel

>>37825073
Unless you cut at 500 cal a day (and if you do that you're a dumb fucking bitch) there is nothing wrong with having three 400~600 calories meals each day.

And even 300 grams of broccoli with 4 stripes of bacon would be easily below 300 calories.

>>37826448
This just in :
>fat creases = abs now
That is all folks

>Cutting down from being a fatasfatass
>down 30KG from 150
>doing PSMF

These threads make the hunger bearable, good thread.

>>37820631
KEK

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>>37821640
They go to well funded public or private schools and therefore should be reasonably educated, but due to spending all their time on tumblr and twitter, their use of language tends to devolve into what amounts to Newspeak with tones of AAVE [niggerspeak] and excitable internet valley girl. There are subdialects that lean more towards one tone than the other, but most white upper middle class users tend to do the valley girl variant. The tumblr dialect is distinct enough that I reckon most folks can identify it even if it wasn't framed in a screenshot. It's like how you can tell if someone is a 4chan user or what boards they browse just by looking at their writing. Same for plebbit/imgur/[insert other internet community here]. I still think tumblr is the most well defined dialect because of how limited its mannerisms are—the limitedness of the dialect is why they all tend to sound the same unless you scrutinize them on a case-by-case basis.

Fun fact, if you use a more classical/technical-leaning English dialect with proper grammar, they will hate you and call you an elitist asshole because you use evil old white man English.

>>37826008
underrated

>>37826626
>>37826691
jesus fucking christ no

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>>37820371
At least my shithole's not red yet.

>>37820567
They don't want us to leave humanity behind.

>>37820893
Absolute perfection.

>>37821045
>eating bread

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>>37821018
The rare NegaBoob in its natural habitat.

>>37821081
Fuck, it's been a long time since I've read this.

>>37821224
She's like a character designed by Stephen Silver.

>>37826899

God that pic. I would never have let that fly. I'd have made the manager carry her on his back if need be. That's fucking crazy.

>>37826122
>Utah
u mean Colorado m8?

>>37824738
pretty sure there is chanterelle in there

>>37826691
noice

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>>37824958

>>37822713
l-london?

her face is perfect, shame her legs are cellulite city

>>37825683
Fat kids and fat pets are the worst. At least kids have a chance to fix themselves when they get older. Pets are fucked forever.

>>37826098
I'll pay her in bullets.

>>37826865
>>37827081
I have many friends in various facets of the medical field and there's one thing they can all agree on: fat people are the worst fucking patients. EMTs seem to have a special hatred for them in particular.

>>37827175
I wonder how do you make a pet gain muscles though.

>>37826626
>>37826691
More of these. My morbid curiosity is flaring.

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>>37827552
This is the only other noteworthy one involving fatties I have on hand. I've only got about 7-8 more posts left to read through on the site, so I'll post clips of those in a future /fph/.

>>37826336
>I still drink 1-4 cups of black coffee though
so what, black coffee doesn´t have calories

>>37821698
>this weekend

Not gonna make it

>>37821241
fukn rekt

>>37827102
Is there more of this?

>>37822713
Aint nothin wrong with that

>>37822722
Big tits on fat girls dong count
But it's absolutely hilarious when fat girls have small tits and I'm just sitting here like "Sweetie... I'm half your size and still have bigger boobs than you"

>>37827841
Dont*

>>37827648
Black coffee with nothing in it is between 0 and 5 calories
Unless you're a coffee addict it's not even worth accounting for

>>37827013
>bathtub full of pudding
i can disregard the nerd without any bodytype what so ever, but why the plastic cover for the tub?

>>37828080
i don´t even know why you commented

>>37828258
Oh, I just figured you were retarded and didn't know how to use punctuation
My bad, fampai