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It finally happened bros.
I met a girl at the bar who was all alone and I bought her about 5 shots. Our conversation was good. She puts her hand on my thigh and said," you look really fit".
20 minutes later, we are at my house having a bit of the old in-out, in-out.
I even took the condom off and splashed my marine combatants all over her warm belly.
Why didn't you go out last night? You've probably made enough gains by now, friend.
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>>37786707
I don't even know how to start a conversation with a girl (in the context of me trying to fuck her)
like what do you even say
I don't know
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>>37786707
Because I'm absolutely terrified of talking to women
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>>37786738
a-are you an archaeologist?
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>>37786738
>>37786741
what these anons said
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>>37786707
I'm almost 25 and live with my grandparents. I help take care of them and our dogs, but I feel so fucking lame thinking about bringing a girl I meet at a bar back here. My friends say I should play that to my advantage, the whole self sacrifice thing but eh.
It wasn't so bad 2-3 years ago... now I just feel embarrassed.
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>>37786738
>>37786741
Try to talk about the situation around you, I simply commented how hot it was outside. I then asked if she was enjoying her night and what was she doing. The rest sort of fell into place. Just ask open ended questions.
More importantly, go out to talk to people, not look for sluts. The rest will fall in place.
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>>37786707
>Implying I'm social enough to go out to bars and not spill my spaghetti before even leaving the front door.
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>>37786768
I'm 25 too anon and I live with my parents as well. Try to sneak her in the best way you can. Your grandparents want to see you happy and understand that being alone can be depressing. (That's why they're together)
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>>37786789
now i must admit, I did cheat a little.
I take a form of Buspar that helps me with anxiety and depression.
I mix this with one small shot of alcohol before I go out and I feel absolutely as though i'm sitting at home on 4chan.
I just try to talk to as many people as possible and practice having conversation. i'm getting better.
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>>37786796
They have no problems with it. I smoke weed and drink in my house. Banged girls before.
It's just been about a year since I've done so and I just feel like the girl will judge me if I even tell them.
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>>37786768
You can just get a hotel room. It's only like $60. Or go back to her place.
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>>37786707
I live in a small town with nothing to do, nowhere to go at night and not many opportunities. Add to that a lack of confidence/experience and I'm fucked, just not literally
I am legitimately happy that you smashed though, OP
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>>37786872
It's what I'm likely going to end up doing, but it's definitely been the reason I haven't bothered to go out and pick up sloots anymore, despite being much better looking now.
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I went out with my friends. Saw Swiss Army Man. What a fucking movie.
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I stayed home and binged breaking bad with my gf while eating pizza and spareribs.
We went to sleep early and made love. We woke up earl and went to the gym together.
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>>37787088
>made love
>kek
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>>37786738
if you get her alone it's simple as fuck
>hey, my name is Anon, I noticed you were sitting alone and I was wondering if a beautiful woman like yourself would like some company?
if yes you're in and do what >>37786776 said
if no,
>oh alright, nice meeting you anyway
and you move the fuck on
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