/fit/ humor - anyone?

File: 1467483215228.png (19KB, 768x228px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 768x228px

>>37781678

>>37781678
i would humor just, ask if wanted i rep for max one

File: 0129345481275.jpg (69KB, 920x380px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 920x380px

>>37781678
Fuck off I'm with my family right now

>>37781739
nice

>>37781763
thx bb

>>37781730
>tfw I started that line of thought

>>37781772
lmao what a fucking retard

>>37781777
I just posted the first two replies. Someone else got completely carried away with balloons and stuff.

File: Teddy_Bear_(2012_film)_POSTER.jpg (28KB, 270x400px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 270x400px

Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know that there's a movie based off of this short film: "Teddy Bear".

http://www.auroravid.to/video/sgxh3v79fznss

>>37781838
Oh shit I meant this for the Dennis thread

>>37781838
>Cruel joke desu

File: Screen Shot 2016-07-03 at 12.42.16 AM.png (400KB, 2446x1278px) Image search: [Google]

400KB, 2446x1278px

I laughed too much over this

>>37781678
What's really funny about your pic OP is Cute Tomato, who is a major asshole in his own right, actually acting all shocked at that.

This attention whore actually made a funny video and I told her I'd giver her credit where it's due.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dr5lMWhxWZo

File: 1464571384927.jpg (57KB, 480x618px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 480x618px

>>37781678

>>37781678
fit humor? morelike fit tumor amirite guys??

Did anyone get the thread from the other day when some guy inboxed his girlfriends friend saying he was going to rape her?

so this one time i thought i had a lot of protein powder but then it turns out i didn't have any and i was all like "no whey!"

lol

>>37783477
Good one! Haha

File: 1466170638653.png (194KB, 908x728px) Image search: [Google]

194KB, 908x728px

>>37783477
>>37783533
I you dubs tells me that you two would decline bench press. But end up doing it anyway.

File: 1342814934871.jpg (27KB, 540x417px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 540x417px

>>37783422
>DID YOU PUT YOUR SCOOPS INT HE GOBLET OF GAINS HARRY

every time

>>37781678
Holy shit I'm dying that was me that wrote that paragraph, I fell asleep after I wrote it and never got to look at any replies

>>37784978
lost so hard at the 200g bench

>>37785029
have you got the help you certainly need?

>>37781678
your 1rm

>>37785062
It was really late/ early in the morning and I was about to head to bed, it was the last thread I looked at and OP was being a faggot for not making a move so I decided to give him the proper confidence and morality boost he deserved.

>>37781785
That just confirms you're the retard. The posts from the first mention of balloons onward are obviously trolling.

>>37784098
God damn, not only is that guy getting trolled, but he'd be retarded even if that was a legit conversation. Troll Piano's trolling is less inaccurate than the dude's momscience.

File: 20160701_082841.png (231KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

231KB, 1080x1920px

Happened a couple of days ago

File: fixed.png (115KB, 1830x480px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 1830x480px

>>37781678
Here, I cropped the tripfag out

>>37784971
KEK

Probably satire though, but I wouldn't put it past people on this site to completely forget/ignore a woman being beaten up because they one way or another assumed that if its black people then its natural and okay

File: routine check.png (128KB, 1288x917px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 1288x917px

>>37781678

>>37785148
fan of the 1x3 bench rest day

>>37783422
never gets old

>>37783835
who is that guy?

>>37785148
>Serratus anterior
>1x3 bench on rest day
>7x20 bench
TOP KEK

File: LESS.jpg (25KB, 640x371px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 640x371px

>>37785197

>"this is why I'm an ant keeper"

KEK

File: dumbpost.png (10KB, 517x134px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 517x134px

>>37785217
that wasn't the funny part though

>>37783594

>LMAO1JAP

Every time

File: 1pushup.png (74KB, 973x226px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 973x226px

>>37785259
similar story

>>37785132
there was no tripfag in the original picture newfriend

File: 1454439805125.gif (497KB, 245x200px) Image search: [Google]

497KB, 245x200px

>>37785276
French greeting... mein sides

>>37785183
that's Doc D.

>>37785132
>namefag = tripfag
>being this new
summer is officially here friends

>>37785276
My sides

>>37783835
manta u still alive bb

>>37782334
He meant 'lean forward' and he's not wrong. It's basic phyisics.

>>37785418
>>37785487
namefag, tripfag, why do you fags care?

put your name back on and go shitpost, cute tomato

>>37785590
why dont olympic sprinters do it then

>>37783470

Sadly no senpai, but I do remember that shit even if it was obviously fake.

>>37785780
They do for the first portion of the race to accelerate coming out of the blocks. As they reach top speed they straigten their posture

>>37781730
That thread was gold.

>>37785590
>It's basic phyisics.
this is how I know you have no clue what you're talking about

File: 1466385151297.png (74KB, 557x605px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 557x605px

>>37785276
the bantz

File: fitness.png (421KB, 1828x1516px) Image search: [Google]

421KB, 1828x1516px

>>37781678

>>37786102
I may not know the math behind it but it's common sense.

Does anyone have that one classic where it ends about the guy smelling shit in his Dick? I like the way it triggers People lol

>>37786256
>but it's common sense.
and this is how I know you're probably wrong.

>>37785137
>sticking your neck out for chimps

Yeah I woulda walked right on by. Black women utterly repulse me.

File: 1467446286818.gif (1024KB, 184x141px) Image search: [Google]

1024KB, 184x141px

>>37786250
I remember this thread. Fucking brilliant.

>>37786311

It's not that you automatically run faster, it's about how your body has to compensate for the imbalance that leaning causes, which gives it/you incentive to run faster as not to topple.

Just try it for yourself. Go out running test it, alternating between leaning and your normal running composure.

>>37786407
dude, i know that leaning forward is necessary for acceleration.
you just don't do it while maintaining top speed.

also, im hating on the "le basic physics xD" and "common sense lelelllel" memes.

>>37781678
>>37785132
Thanks, it should be a punishable offence to include those faggots in any caps.

>>37785197
I can lift more than twice as much as an ant, idiots

>>37786440
Aight

>>37786154
When the jews are cooked just right

File: 1467050524204.png (55KB, 1302x1056px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 1302x1056px

>>37785255

File: manta.jpg (102KB, 732x1186px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 732x1186px

>>37783835
>manta

Leave.

File: 1406608283936.jpg (1MB, 1842x4227px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1842x4227px

Fug. Not /fit/ but looking through my screencap folder and forgot I had this.

>>37787673
obv fake but pretty funny

>>37787673
Thank you for posting that
Never ceases to make me chuckle

>>37783594
>>37785264
>LMAO1JAP
>Every time

yup lol

>>37785214
fucking destroyed

>>37786289
nah the only retard who posts that is actually the guy that screencapped it

>>37785132

Better version

>>37787553
The kill count was literally 100-0 in humans favour. Enough with this propaganda

File: Screenshot_2015-05-11-07-07-40.png (376KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

376KB, 1080x1920px

>>37788371

File: OutstandingTracery.png (502KB, 2126x1412px) Image search: [Google]

502KB, 2126x1412px

Caught this in the middle of a depression thread and it cracked me up.

>>37785009

I know that guy from high school

>>37788542
did he hide a dead body underneath all those ice cream cones?

>>37785276
This one gets me every time

Hate to be that guy, but anyone have the squats fuelled by repressed anger comic?

This thread gave a few laughs. thanks lads.

File: are you fucking sorry.png (29KB, 467x214px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 467x214px

>>37784098

Ronnie, you are too nice for this world. Bless your innocent heart.

>>37788348
that gave me a hearty laugh
god im childish

can u explain to me why the emtpy post with >>33842696# got so many replies though?

>>37781752
cuteboi would wreck

>>37789475
still my favorite

>>37789524
lmao

>to be this new

>>37789632
>I'm the one who wants to be this new
>Deep inside I hope you feel this new
>Waiting on a line to be this new
>Just to be the next to be this new

>>37789343
it's not Jeff Seid but it's not bad

>>37789415
not /fit/ you fag

File: Colbert Loses It.gif (1MB, 172x162px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 172x162px

>>37781678

>little underage toaster strudel

File: 1463020938333.png (2MB, 1124x1479px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1124x1479px

Heres some fresh OC

>>37784978
Funny but god damn how can someone mix your and you're so badly

>>37783422
>>37789741
Are there more of these?

>>37785132
u hav autism

File: sexual misconduct.png (454KB, 1131x1088px) Image search: [Google]

454KB, 1131x1088px

>>37789749

Oh geez.

>>37785132
You clearly don't know what a tripcode looks like...

>>37789809

thanks anon. I really needed that.

>>37789619
How fucking stupid do people have to be to follow this shit?

>>37785148
one of my favorites

File: Dr Brule.jpg (16KB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 400x300px

>>37781730
That was a fantastic thread to be in. So much autism in one place.

File: Squats 0218403218.png (284KB, 706x379px) Image search: [Google]

284KB, 706x379px

>>37789229

File: deadlifts anger 01.png (279KB, 706x377px) Image search: [Google]

279KB, 706x377px

>>37789229
>>37790178
I also have the deadlifts fueled by repressed anger, enjoy

>>37789619
>>37789597
pretty stupid

>>37781777
trips of lonelyness.

>>37790194
>>37790178

u da man

File: w1bwc4.jpg (22KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 480x270px

>>37788988
Never understood this, what are frog and toad clothes?

>>37781730
never forgetti

>>37790516
>>37788988
Where's the joke

File: rippetoe.gif (245KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

245KB, 720x720px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZCB6Vurc7s

>>37790738
>gif

>>37787609
stronk klinefelters

>>37785217
Is that the doctor from Supersize vs Superskinny
That stuff is my motivation tbdesu

>>37791346
It's him. Yeah it really motivates me during my cut to see what the fatties are stuffing down.

>>37789524
Look at the post he's linking, then look at his own post

>>37791442
Dumb flutterposter.

>>37789619
Soundtrack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UPUhn9hpTU

>>37791529
her husband was a phat beta phaggot presumably, and she realised that AFTER she lost the weight?

>>37791639
>fatty settles on a beta
>gets fit
>dumps fatty

she living the dream desu

>>37791647
bless

>>37791647
Don't forget that this guy is paying her alimony and child support.

>>37791878

Good. The kids should be looked after.

>>37789330
oh man, this one got me good, hahaha.

>>37789276
where's the joke

>>37792301
your 1RM is

>>37792301
>>37792319
KEK

>>37792401
I want to believe

>>37789661
>I have no brother

>>37787609
this person literally might as well go on HRT

>>37785117
Don't see how this is supposed to be funny.

>>37789789
Yeah, there's one that's mostly Apocalypse Now quotes with a few randoms sprinkled in.

>>37792611
This picture is a fucking mess

>>37786440
If anything, it has more to do that you're in a position to use all of your leg muscles efficiently. Instead of just pulling with your hamstrings for most of the work, you're really pushing with your whole leg, and at an angle that allows you a better platform for pushing, as well as adding to and using your momentum. Plus, there's less drag, but that's a fairly small addition.

>>37786256
If you don't know the math behind it, it's not physics to you, it's just "that makes sense I guess".
Fuck off.

>>37791582
I've been looking for this forever, thanks anon

>>37785214
It's so dumb but it's so funny.

File: 1466652071905.png (341KB, 267x570px) Image search: [Google]

341KB, 267x570px

>>37783422
>Pectus Excuvatum
>holyfuck i can't breathe

>>37792480
its a girl, it has no penis.

File: 67e34d3e32a4c4186007e545d733eb9f.jpg (225KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

225KB, 640x1136px

>>37792611

/r/ing that picture with the girl trying to ask a question and everyone going into an argument over bread

File: Screenshot_2015-10-06-18-25-14.png (498KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

498KB, 1080x1920px

Best thread

>>37789749
nigger do you know what oc means

>>37790738
i know its satire but holy hell is it unfunny

>>37791878
i feel like if you have an epiphany like this and decide to leave you shouldnt get shit take care of the kids of course but fuck alimony

File: 1265284707257harsh.jpg (393KB, 550x1600px) Image search: [Google]

393KB, 550x1600px

some old content

File: 1265478019971.jpg (219KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

219KB, 1600x1200px

more old content

>>37791834
Wouldn't the food he had eaten be in his intestines by then? All he was throwing up was the post-workout shake.

File: 1278083385156.jpg (191KB, 933x703px) Image search: [Google]

191KB, 933x703px

old comics

File: ENGLAND2016.jpg (32KB, 640x405px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 640x405px

Requesting Apocalypse Now: the /fit/ version.

File: 1454909090244.jpg (791KB, 1336x4460px) Image search: [Google]

791KB, 1336x4460px

Not the same anon but, Imma Put some older stuff out there for the newbies

File: 1455157666471.jpg (651KB, 549x3511px) Image search: [Google]

651KB, 549x3511px

>>37794396

File: 1297816348449.jpg (426KB, 914x1162px) Image search: [Google]

426KB, 914x1162px

this was literally posted on this board

File: 1461086429670.png (508KB, 2080x1705px) Image search: [Google]

508KB, 2080x1705px

>>37794403

File: 1461819580002.jpg (85KB, 997x412px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 997x412px

>>37794411

File: 1462949674999.jpg (592KB, 1870x1000px) Image search: [Google]

592KB, 1870x1000px

>>37794420

File: 1464185084159.jpg (96KB, 1024x462px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 1024x462px

>>37794432

>>37782457
Thats so stupid. Consider me biting the bait but thats the gayest thing ive seen on this board dedicated to gay men.

>>37785148
kek

>>37791865
>the 3494 year old virgin

>>37794396
I remember being disgusted by this when i was a co/ck/

Now i am cutting so hard it almost looks tempting.

I would at least eat the oreo

File: tumblr_o6l2svEroI1vt8t7co1_540.jpg (70KB, 529x531px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 529x531px

>>37794432
>tfw I seem to be keto
Time to end myself

File: 1340244778077.jpg (306KB, 1352x1481px) Image search: [Google]

306KB, 1352x1481px

>>37794526

File: 1340256195029.png (179KB, 988x364px) Image search: [Google]

179KB, 988x364px

>>37794559

>>37794526
who the fuck is this fag, and why does everyone worship him like some nube

>>37785117
I appreciate you calling her out

>>37794559
based mod

>>37794526
Someone have that more recent creepshot of him at his doorstep?

File: 1348429486733.jpg (597KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

597KB, 1024x768px

>>>37794565

File: 1351404219078.jpg (233KB, 506x1331px) Image search: [Google]

233KB, 506x1331px

>>37794609
i wonder how these fags look now

>>37794576
b8

File: 1465219287343.jpg (48KB, 500x482px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 500x482px

>>37794609
lads probably never visited /fit/ or 4chan in general but damn do they look like they're having fun.

>tfw you will never have friends that won't judge you based off your bf% or 1RM
>tfw you will never have friends to have an excellent time with
hold me bruvs

>>37794559
Bless that mod

>>37792480
Don't like the Idea of having boobs, that's probably the one huge reason I've never even tried hormones, not even soy products because I see so many people complaining about gyno caused by it.

>>37793191
I'm a boy.

File: fartchair.jpg (129KB, 1280x678px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 1280x678px

>>37794609

File: fitanatomychart.png (644KB, 705x848px) Image search: [Google]

644KB, 705x848px

>>37794806

File: riptoe.png (515KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

515KB, 640x480px

>>37794818

>>37785780
They do though

The initial stage of sprinting is actually forward falling

>>37794232
>42 DD

She'd be a whale.

>>37785916

They do it at the end too, to sneak in those last little inches

>>37786250

That a good thread

>>37787673
Im laughing so hard that face is fucking terrifying

>>37789425
>the 5 years were entirely cardboard
Every time

File: dont_be_that_cuck.jpg (51KB, 716x119px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 716x119px

fit humor!

>>37794734
Why dont you just become a trap then?

>>37789597
Seriously what is the fucking point of this.

WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT?!

>>37794098
Oh fuck, what ever happened to harsh? I know he went incognito years back, but would occasionally pop up.

File: image.jpg (26KB, 576x768px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 576x768px

50 shakes of way

>>37789434
top kek

>>37794576
MOOT is the trickster god that changed the world

>>37792948
It is physics though

>>37785117
HAH best post IN THE WHOLE THREAD :D

>>37789705
but the dad watching his son take it up the ass is?

>>37789475
fuck me this proves women are shit

>>37785132
Tomtato wasn't even using a tripcode man

>>37791529
brb just going to get married. i hope nothing goes wrong!!

>>37792056
i hope to god you get your throat slit

>>37789799
>>37789879
>>37796852
>t. cute tomato

namefags are just as bad as tripfags

File: Capture.png (272KB, 1516x423px) Image search: [Google]

272KB, 1516x423px

>>37786250
was the best thread bud

File: bread.png (331KB, 700x3287px) Image search: [Google]

331KB, 700x3287px

>>37793701

>>37797505
>constant 'LONDON' in the background
10/10

>>37791529

Granted we don't know what shape her husband was in, but assuming hes not on par with her, this is to be expected.
Unfortunately if a guy lost 40kg and became a fitness model and divorced his fat wife to bang sloots he'd be seen as a monster.

>>37789434
Alpha as fuck

>>37782535
Lost

>>37785214
Oh shit. The simple ones always get me.

>>37791878
Alright, that's not funny. That's terrifying.

File: 1375943224162.jpg (226KB, 1060x768px) Image search: [Google]

226KB, 1060x768px

Have some old shit from when I was browsing /fit/ on a daily basis

>>37789687
Mr. Big

For (you)

File: dat dere.jpg (230KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

230KB, 800x800px

>>37798575

File: 1373103190216.gif (655KB, 300x168px) Image search: [Google]

655KB, 300x168px

>>37798609

File: 1374262085884.jpg (992KB, 800x1000px) Image search: [Google]

992KB, 800x1000px

>>37798619

File: 1375743820616.png (110KB, 1545x418px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 1545x418px

>>37798684

File: 1383693292199.jpg (116KB, 500x707px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 500x707px

>>37798755

File: 1373395952378.png (101KB, 682x1251px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 682x1251px

>>37798793

File: 1373400060436.jpg (79KB, 1258x578px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 1258x578px

>>37798817

File: 1377143202652.jpg (52KB, 548x536px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 548x536px

>>37798839

>>37798817
fucking brilliant!

File: 1375215775207.jpg (544KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

544KB, 2048x1536px

>>37798868

File: 1383690074096.jpg (62KB, 960x640px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 960x640px

>>37799090

File: 1343076008896.jpg (254KB, 941x950px) Image search: [Google]

254KB, 941x950px

>>37799097
Not really related to /fit/ but I'll post it anyway

File: 1342646964305.jpg (1MB, 2100x2400px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2100x2400px

>>37799122

File: the truth.png (282KB, 749x563px) Image search: [Google]

282KB, 749x563px

>>37799158

>>37798575
>>37798609
>>37798619
>>37798684
>>37798755
>>37798793
>>37798817
>>37798839
>>37798868
>>37799090
>>37799097
>>37799122
>>37799158
>>37799199
these are fucking shit

hang yourself

>>37799305
no

File: image.jpg (147KB, 1866x501px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 1866x501px

>>37781678
ftfy

>>37789827
>nice stume bro

>>37785148
never gets old

>>37784971
Lol, clever post

>>37781678
Ayy lmao that was a good thread. LIKE THREE DAYS AGO NIGGER. IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN LONG ENOUGH TO FORGET THAT IT HAPPENED.

>>37794110
holy fuck i remember this

>>37799483
Babby recognised his first thread :3

>>37785132
Better version

>>37799483
youre cool guy you know that?

upvoted

>>37785137

To be fair, there's plenty of stories where a bystander DOES get involved, and then the woman interferes with the fight, defending the scumbag who was just beating her seconds earlier, because "she still loves him".

>>37795750
Looks like a fleshlight.

File: Screenshot_2015-10-07-02-38-58.png (646KB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

646KB, 1440x2560px

>>37793716
confirmed best thread

>>37791865
Master wizard, do you think he can cast lightning yet?

File: fit.png (127KB, 1338x628px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 1338x628px

>>37781678

>>37788988
Gets me every fuckin time.

Also>nice get

>>37789619
>>37789597

Jesus christ. Any time I let paranoia about injury hold me back, I've just gotta remember that enough of these people are somehow still alive to keep the brand name going.
Fucking how?

>>37789597
It's like they're trying to hurt themselves

>>37789475
ahahaha

>>37794576
nice 8

File: image.jpg (184KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

184KB, 750x1334px

>>37788394
Holy shit

>>37794110
what does that stack do?

>>37794403
not even a woman or fat, but that was inspirational af

>>37794451
legitimately curious how catbro is doing

>>37801113
he confirmed later in the thread that it was fake and he wouldnt do that to his cat

File: 1465696965974.jpg (149KB, 800x820px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 800x820px

>>37799305
It can be hard to live with autism. However with proper treatment it can be managable.

>>37785137
you should never interfere when strangers are fighting, if you want to do anything call the cops and leave, it is not your problem and you should never make it yours

>>37789343
Dude looks p good by norm standards

>>37789415
This is great.

>>37791529
honestly he deserves it. she got /fit/ he didn't make it.

>>37781678
RIP that thread

>>37798575

Fuck, I wish this guy had a biography or reality show. He just looks so fucking weird that I want to know what his life is like.

>>37785148
oh my god my sides

File: 9w1KbME.jpg (584KB, 1600x1067px) Image search: [Google]

584KB, 1600x1067px

>>37797505
>I was the hes right you know

my only achievement

>>37785148
>training serratus only twice a week

Famarama is never going to maike it.

>>37788456
kek

>>37791878
>>37791647


Welp.

It's been fun /fit/ but i think today I'm going gay.

Women aren't the future but their breeding tank allows them to be.

Such is a horrid world.

>>37805646
>Is Elliot Hulse
Got me good

could someone post that jehovas witness greentext pls