NEED HELP /fit/

are you trying to cosplay bojak?
Dont do it bro just shave your hair
:D

stick your head in the microwave

>>37773420
It doesnt work if the door isnt closed

Break open your smoke detector. Eat the radioactive bit.

why do you want cancer?

>>37773227
Hide a glass of water next to a working CT scan machine for about what .. 2-3 months, then drink.

>>37773438
to die.

>>37773476
why?

>>37773432
This is the most realistic way DESU. Buy a bunch of smoke detectors and eat that radioactive shit. They'll definitely put you through a medical gauntlet to find out how you got cancer though, so maybe consider being discrete about it and going atleast out of your county when you purchase the detectors. Goodluck brother :(

>>37773476
there are a lot easier ways to die

>>37773500
go on...

>>37773227
There are easier ways to get a weed medical clearance

>>37773432
the Am-241 used in these smoke detectors is actually in the form of americium dioxide (AmO2), which is insoluble. That being said, even if it were ingested it shouldn't lead to a significant absorption of Am-241 in the body.

>>37773438

>Not giving yourself cancer to quickly reduce your BMI.