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>When a natty DYEL ask you for advice even though u clearly have roid delts and your skin looks like it was misplaced from your ballsack

How do you guys even reply to these fucks? I just give meme advice

>>37770733
say something bimbo would. talk about nutrition timing dextrose intra workout, shit like that.

>>37770751
Sometimes I really want to crash their world and tell them that everyone who looks good is not natty and tell them that they'll make more gains off a single cycle than lifting for like 3 years optimally.

Is that a retarded idea?

>>37770763
>they'll make more gains off a single cycle than lifting for like 3 years optimally
Nope, typically you're talking 6 months to a year's worth of gains in one cycle.

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PSMF + Tren + Test (for cutting obviously)

1st cycle also. does that combo look like a bed idea? obviously with a PCT and AI...

>>37770867
If you do 16 weeks of test + dbol it is definitely closer to 2 years

>>37770871
fat?

>>37770867
>>37770878
dbol for first month i mean

>>37770888
no, Im around 20-23% bodyfat, want to drop to 10-15% the fastest possible to not lose strength and keep bulking the rest of the year

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>>37770733
>>37770751
>>37770763
>>37770867
You people are idiots. Give normies real advice. Teach them about the main four movements and that if they want to look good its 80% diet. There is TONS of advice you can give to normie lifters that will benefit them massively.
Telling them shit like "ohhh well you know you could just take a buncha dbol and do curls and get huge" is the most retarded, detrimental bullshit you could feed them.
You CAN and SHOULD make plenty of gains natty before you consider steroids. Understanding how to lift and diet properly is HUGE and it takes most people several years to understand.
>>37770871
Complete waste of tren. 100mg test/week is plenty for psmf.

>>37771050
>Complete waste of tren. 100mg test/week is plenty for psmf.
thanks man

I will still need to take PCT after, right?

>>37771050
>Give normies real advice. Teach them about the main four movements and that if they want to look good its 80% diet. There is TONS of advice you can give to normie lifters that will benefit them massively.

But where's the guarantee they'll listen to it?

Yeah I could start teaching them all this shit but why would I waste my time when they likely will just give up after a shortwhile?

is there a board you guys like that isn't full of socially retarded morons?

seriously i can't look at /fit/ without feeling sick now, its like i'm looking at r9k

>>37770878
>>37770896
I was including an oral, and you're usually talking 30lbs of LBM gain tops after a typical cycle with an oral kickstart, around the same as the first year of lifting and dieting somewhat competently.

>>37771080
I like /gif/ -no retarded bulshit, just images and webs and gifs straight to the point

lol

>>37771080
Numisc AAS board is pretty good.

4chan is literally /r9k/ now

>>37771087
>I like /gif/ -no retarded bulshit, just images and webs and gifs straight to the point

Literally all cuck shit

>Go on that board
>Every single thread is women getting fucked by niggers
>Like 6 cuck dedicated threads
>bunch of other threads that are just thinly veiled cuck threads

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>>37771066
>I will still need to take PCT after, right?
Yes
>>37771075
>I could start teaching them all this shit but why would I waste my time when they likely will just give up after a shortwhile?
Don't mentor yolo idiots? Just give one small piece of advice at a time, if they keep coming back for more you will know they are serious.
>>37771080
It's summer man. It always gets ridiculous on every board this time of year. I have seen so many summers come and go on this damn Malaysian pole dancing forum.

>>37771087

no no i meant a fitness/steroid forum/community

I'm pretty much done with 4chan. I really like the format and rapid fire posting we get off here, but fuck me this place is toxic

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>>37770888
Nope.

Nice Jerrbears though.

>>37771080
Misc

>>37771129
well, for me it provides good information of people not trying to sell me shit or trying to get me into some ridiculous cult like crossfit or veganism

tou' you still have to filter the trolls and shitposters

Dumb newbie question, I'm nearing the end of my first cycle. Got three vials of test E from one source, injections went in quickly with little effort on the plunger. Those ran out so I ordered 3 more vials from a different source, and this oil is way thicker. Takes a considerable amount of force to push the plunger in now. Dosages are the same, needles/syringes the same, could it be that the two sources use different oil types? I know the first source used GSO, second source did not list oil type.

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>>37771153
You are probably right about the different oil but who knows. I would advise you find a reliable source you like and don't ever switch.

>>37771171
Not him but I heard about somebody getting Halotestin instead of Dbol from their source and nearly dying

I am now scared. What do I do?

>>37770871
what about psmf + only winstrol? will I die?

>>37771129
>>37771124
>>37771097
>>37771080
I agree, fit is a toxic board now. Fraud is the only good thread on this board.

>>37771134
fat like overweight, not u food

>>37771171
I think I like this source, have been using their aromasin and Anavar and both seem good from what I can tell. Was just curious really

>>37771226
Oral only is a waste of time, always run a test base.

200mg test e/ week + psmf

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>>37771185
Halo is pretty hard to come by. Anyway you have to have a certain amount of courage to inject random bathtub chemicals into your body. Most of the time your worst case scenario is just a course of antibiotics if something bad happens.
>>37771230
Fraud is a fuckfest of noobs right now too. It really blows my mind that people are willing to inject random shit into their body based on some anonymous recommendation on this board without even knowing how to lift or diet properly.

>>37771269
>Most of the time your worst case scenario is just a course of antibiotics if something bad happens.

Well you can die or at least have serious damage from taking dbol-dosages of Halo...

Aren't you kind of terrified of that shit? It could be a simple messup or maybe even selling halo as dbol on purpose and gg liver.

>>37771269
>It really blows my mind that people are willing to inject random shit into their body based on some anonymous recommendation on this board without even knowing how to lift or diet properly
Got to realize that a majority of posters on fit are underageb& high school students, so everything I quoted you on is to be expected of them.

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>>37771286
I have never taken orals in my life. I like to drink and I have no intentions of ever competing so I don't see the need to abuse my body with orals. I see guys post bloods with liver values worse than mine and I drink pretty regularly. These guys claim to not drink and have clean diets and whatnot but they use orals. You figure it out. Injectable steroids are plenty strong.
>>37771348
I don't think the majority of people in fraud are underage. Highschool kids can't afford steroids for the most part. Fit in general is infested with teens like every other board during summer but I don't know about fraud.

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>>37771134
Thread sucks, time for blogging.

Completely written off 18yo, ignoring her, pointedly avoiding being around her or any eye contact. I'm not trying to be a dick to her, I just don't feel I can interact with her in a friendly way like I can with my other coworkers, and besides that it would probably just be playing into how she's constantly seeking attention from me. The staring hasn't stopped, I see her in my peripherals looking constantly and even places herself in my path and stands there multiple times a day seemingly just trying to get me to make eye contact with her. It's whatever, she'll eventually stop.

Saw her flirting with another coworker, when I was walking past. She made sure to call him over to flirt with him as I was walking past doing my job, I just laughed to myself about that. He's actually a lot less attractive than me and very dull in comparison, but he's younger than me, so I guess that works for her. Thinking back on the last few weeks after she cancelled our date, she actually seemed to be trying to match me for a little bit in how much I was joking around with everyone on the job and dancing constantly, but she couldn't keep up with my breadth of knowledge and humor, that probably ended up intimidating her.

I guess I'm still dwelling on her in some small way, even still thinking about her, but hey: this was my really my first in-person attraction with a female and I feel like I'm finally moving past it.

Canary, I still think you aren't quite right, my experience seems to reflect that. Her saying that age was an issue for her was really just oversimplifying the differences between us in things like personality and self-awareness.

All that being said, I really fucking like my personality lately. I'm live, animated and a goddamn character. Everyone around me seems to like my sense of humor, a few times with certain people I get the sense they think I'm obnoxious and overbearing, but I'd say that's their problem.

>>37771388
True man.

I don't really drink at all(not much of a fan) but when I heard about that it really made me re-consider how liberally I would pop 50mg dbol before. Pretty scary desu

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>>37771401
She's 18 breh. Fuck that bitch. Go on tinder or whatever the fuck you guys do now and get some poon.
>>37771418
If you wanna compete and you are actually serious and dedicated then by all means use orals. If not, pic related.

>>37771464
I've never liked alcohol though. If anything, smoking marijuana is like Alcohol 2.0: improved edition.

Orals are still nice, you're using tren but you're scared of dbol? m8...

How fast does DNP cut weight on average for a week?
Also, anyone have a DNP progress pic?

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>>37771481
Marijuana is fine if you can keep your shit together. I am smoking right now actually.
As for tren it can mess with lipids and blood pressure but by keeping test low and do cardio I don't have blood pressure issues and I can run short blasts of gw501516 to correct lipid issues.

>>37771464
>Fuck that bitch
Lel, she's alright, who wouldn't want attention from me, I'm awesome.

Still don't like online dating, I feel like I do way better in person now. Just about two-thirds of my coworkers are female, mostly taken, but I pretty much jokingly flirt with most of them all day. This experience still hasn't learned me about trying to get involved with a coworker, I just really think that this area's pretty fucking terrible for meeting people otherwise. This one coworker jokes with me a lot about my dancing and I joke with her about giving me the eyes all day at work, she seems to laugh at all my jokes and legit is giving me the eyes. I don't know, could be something there.

>>37771494
man ur dumb

how bout you try asking a question that is actually answerable

depends on:
dosage
your weight
your bf%
your tdee
your diet

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>>37771515
>and legit is giving me the eyes. I don't know, could be something there.
Could be? Cmon man. If you are American and don't invite her to an independence day party and get her drunk and make out with her you are fucking up.

>>37771543
I'll probably see if she's available next time I see her, yeah.

>>37771050
hey i'm a noob skinny fuck and i want to know what the four main movements are. srs request

>>37771763
Squat, deadlift, overhead press and bench press.

Or maybe the row somewhere in there. Jesus why are you in /roids/ m8?

Quick boys I'm chatting up a girl and she just said she wants to be my gym Qt3.14. What should I tell her are the rules to being my gym Qt3.14

1. Dress cute?
2.??
3.???
4. Blow me in the car after?? Profit?

>>37771768
>Jesus why are you in /roids/ m8?
didn't even notice the subject I'm just scanning through threads so I can learn some stuff that will help me get started

>>37771768
btw what did you mean by >Or maybe the row somewhere in there

>>37771803
I don't know if you would consider that a main movement, i guess it is. Since then there's no pulling movement in those 4

>>37771792
Massage your muscles after. Buy post workout meal.

>>37771792

Help! Hurry give me rules

>>37771835
And don't be a jew

>>37771792
>let you grab her ass while she squats
Is that sufficiently seedy?

>fucking fuckloads of fat on my hips and ass compared to everywhere else

fuck

>>37771927
>>37771901

I told her massages were necessary and she curved me. She does have a boyfriend, but he's a loser fucking nig nog who is a minimum wage cuck "aspiring music producer". If she doesn't get the hint that if I'm going to train her she better suck my cock this is gonna end quick.

>>37772113

Pretty sure he's cheated on her. I'm hoping she's looking for revenge

>>37772113
>>37772143
Degenerate as fuck

>>37772167

I'm teaching him a valuable lesson. I'm a savage just looking for some pussy. My ex girlfriend did this same shit to me, I have become jaded

>at the gym on a Saturday night
>gonna go home and cook up chicken and rice
And people ask me how I'm wearing XL shirts.
Like bitch I only have a social life 2 days a month.
It's equal measures sad and awesome

>>37772240

Back in the day I would've never done this, I looked down upon guys who do this. But when my girlfriend cheated on me and destroyed me I learned a valuable lesson. All men are savages and they don't give a fuck if a woman is in a relationship. They don't care.

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>>37772240
>All men are savages and they don't give a fuck if a woman is in a relationship. They don't care.
Ayy welcome to the club.
You are that asshole who the skinny dudes with long hair that can't seem to get a girl once HighSchool is over fucking hate
Well done

>>37772250
why do cuckolds like you put the blame on the guy when the girl is the one who is the thirsty slut that's cheating?

no matter if he fucked her or not she is still trash that wants to cheat

>>37772265
>>37772264

I know, she is scum too just like him.

I'm not the cuckold, I'm the one doing the cucking now.

>>37772265
>when the girl is the one who is the thirsty slut that's cheating?
Exactly what I asked the boyfriend of the girl I lost my virginity too kek

They don't have an answer for it.
They just know they're mad because someone else fucked their girl

>>37772288
>just like him

he's not a scum you faggot

go cry somewhere else, it's ENTIRELY on the girl's part

>>37772245
At least you get to be at the gym. I'm fucking working all day. I was supposed to set a new PR on the bench, god damn it.

I'd rather be at the gym than having a social life nine times out of ten, though. It's the place I'm happiest besides in bed with my girl.

>>37772309

Nah he's scum for trying to get with her, knowing she was in a relationship. She's scum for doing it.

If he's not scum why am I being called scum for doing the same lol

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>>37772310
I would prefer to go to the gym, then go out with friends.
Having gym and a social life is best.

>>37772309
Why are you so mad at him?

>>37772309
>>37772324
cuz he is a shit genetics cuckold who is butthurt that "his" girl doesn't even have enough respect for him to not fuck someone else behind his back

>>37772378
Wasn't someone having a tantrum the other day because I was laughing at the idea of cucking betas?
Isn't someone supposed to say something about insecurity now?

Last thread I posted a stack with eph, yoh, syn, and caf. That was mainly because the place I was gonna get my eph from sold yoh stack with those numbers, and it'd be easier to get kit that is mixed already than to buy the stuff individually.

Would just taking 15mg Ephedrine, and 200mg Caffiene twice a day be fine?

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help tren is making me masturbate to le filthy things

>>37771050
>how to spot the social justice warrior

>>37772464
anon no

guys I'm wondering if I fucked up cause idk what the fuck is going on. This is my first week of my cycle, also my first cycle ever. Running test p, test e, and dbol. So far pinned 250 test p, and was gonna pin the rest of the test E tomorrow. things were going alright the first few days.

Wednesday I went hard as fuck for probably too long (around 5 hours), but I was feeling good. Thursday I fucked up and woke up late for class so I had to rush out (I have class all day on Thursdays). Didn't eat anything till 3-4pm ish that day besides a gatorade. That afternoon I lifted not as hard cause I felt like shit. Wanted to meet my kcal goal so I managed to stuff my face throughout the afternoon/night and I think I hit around 3kcal. I had some of the worst insomnia of my life. Popped a bunch of melatonin and still couldn't sleep, just generally felt like shit.

This morning I woke up crazy bloated, puffy and I had a crazy dark piss. I'm usually pretty hydrated to the point that I'm pissing clear so it was strange. Figured my E2 was high so I popped 25 aromasin. Was doing 12.5 Aromasin E3D, so I think this was a mistake because I think I shot my E2 as I've had no energy all day. Going back to the dark piss though I'm wondering if this was Rhabdo. Never had it before that I can remember, but I did also wake up with a burning feeling in all my muscles. Anyways, just generally feeling like shit. No energy, brain fog, puffy, bloated. Is this the dbol?

tl;dr
Generally just feel like shit right now and I just wanted to get feedback on what's going on

>>37772245
>2 days a month
this fuckin chad here

>>37772464
coming to fit so much has made me look for a penis on all women
>watching video
>where is the penis
>where is ur penis u slut
>show me ur penis
>no homo
>it's a chick
>no penis

>>37772545
did you pin 250 test p in one injection? how often do you pin? i think rhabdo gives you brown piss.

>>37772564
I did 125 and 125. First time was on Sunday, second time on Wednesday. Was gonna pin Test E today, but I wasn't feeling it. also taking 25mg dbol ED since Sunday.

>>37772564
no, that's just because it's a video of thailand

>>37772585
i've never used test p, but it is a short ester and is pinned more frequently. could have felt shitty from that
next morning bloat could have been from stuffing your face the previous night and not drinking enough water
the 25 aromasin was probably unnecessary too
burning feeling in your muscles was probably the doms from working out for 5 fucking hours

i feel like you're one of those people who probably think they have lordosis and gyno because you saw a thread on it on fit. also don't think you've looked into the ronalds enough.

gl tho friendo, hope it all works out in the end

Considering becoming a real man, but never shot before and considering what cycle I should run.

I'm considering 50mg tren ace/50mg test e every two days for 8 weeks or so, with clen coming off my cycle. Is that too much for my first time or a decent starting point? Doing it to bulk and I'm ~80kg at the moment, and ~15%bf

Also, what should I get for PCT? Haven't found all that much info on chems in particular and how much, just mentions that it is necessary.

Also, how bad is this tren cough I hear so much about? Can you die from lack of air or is it just like ripping a big cone when you first start smoking pot?

Appreciate your time, chaps.

>crime
>fraud
c and f are in red
chem used to go by chemfag, or CF
chem is a shitposting fraud manlet who went to prison

chem will post in this thread

>>37772633
pls
I miss that cheeky junkie

>>37772631
dont do tren and clen your first cycle god damn dude. you need to learn how your body responds to the mild stuff before you jump to that. stick to a basic Test E/P/C with an oral starter (dbol, or a tren oral if you really want to do tren). Wouldn't recommend doing an oral for the whole cycle or oral only cycle cause your liver.

id recommend doing aromasin during the whole cycle so PCT is easier, also no rebound like adex. Either way have aromasin and nolva on hand as its usually standard to take nolva for PCT and an AI for gyno or high E2, but I usually just run aromasin during and PCT.

Really though you need to look this shit up yourself and learn what it means. Know the difference between adex vs aromasin (competitive vs suicide), AI vs SERM. Know what high vs low estrogen levels do to you. Learn what the diffferent ester chains mean. Learn about how to inject, and learn about all the sides, there are many for each thing you put in yourself

>>37772654
i saw him post on /r/steroids yesterday.

only a matter of time

>>37771286
If find a source who sells halo disguised as dbol I would buy ever last tablet he has.
That's some unrealistic scenario cause halo is so much more expensive than dbols.
But that's the reason you research your source and get your shit tested or at.least find someone who already did a.test on there product

>>37772631
>Is that too much
yes
>with clen coming off my cycle
dont
>bulk
>~15%bf
pls
>8 weeks
too short for test e
>Also, how bad is this tren cough I hear so much about?
bad
>Can you die from lack of air or is it just like ripping a big cone when you first start smoking pot?
somewhere in between

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today marks my 7th day being a fraud

and holy fucking shit, this is absurd

the pumps are mindblowing, feels amazing

already visibly bigger and my calories are still fairly low

Have no fucking idea how bitcoin works, that shit fucking sucks seriously.

>>37773396
Was it worth the hate from nattys

5th day on DNP and ain't feeling anything. Hope I didn't get scammed.

>>37773406
you dont need to know how it works.

you go to a website that sells them. buy some. then you click send and enter in the long number that the dealer said was his bitcoin-wallet.

>>37773428
what dosage?

>>37773406
are you mentally challenged

>>37773445
500mg will give it another 5 days before cumping to 750. pretty sure it's powder and not crystal so I'm taking less. from dnpweightloss.

>>37773468
have you opened one up? they're only a few cents right so it doesnt matter if you waste one. it should stain stuff very yellow

>>37773493
nah did on my first cycle but I'll do it tomorrow. hope it's good because it's winter in Aus and perfect time to do DNP.

>>37772654
Me2 :(

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This fad about super low test being enough to retain all your gains has to end.

>>37771050
>100mg test/week is plenty for psmf.
It's gone from people saying just test 500, to 250 trt and now 100?

What's next, 50? If you're anywhere near a decent size a diet that basically starves you like PSMF does is NOT going to retain all your muscle with natural levels of test.

So why, instead of cracking your heads over "what amount of test" is right, don't you just go on super low test and some super anti-catabolic drug like tren/anavar at a low dose too rather than all this shinaniganry going on.

P.S. Capitalist, your heartburn problems can probably get solved with Omeprazole, take 20mg in the morning half an hour before food and you're good to go for the rest of the day.

Mates help me pick my second cycle. First cycle was 500 test and 75mg epi. I'm 6'2" and 196lbs. I'm pretty cut. Should I add tren next cycle or go for mass and add dbol. Im in college and drink a lot but can cut back for cycles.

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>>37771401
>Canary, I still think you aren't quite right, my experience seems to reflect that. Her saying that age was an issue
Was her simply finding an easy lie that has to be accepted because it's an objective excuse that can't be changed.

You see plenty of girls her age with people far older than yourself.

>oversimplifying the differences between us in things like personality and self-awareness.
Do you actually think she's even capable of thinking that far? You underestimate how dumb the average person is.

>All that being said, I really fucking like my personality lately.
Awesome, first step to doing well socially, good to hear mate

>they think I'm obnoxious and overbearing, but I'd say that's their problem.
You'll never be able to keep everyone happy. Accept it and be who you want to be, as long as you're not hurting anyone you're g2g

>>37773643
Now that Britards are leaving the EU I need price list from someone with access to the single market
[email protected]

Inb4 ban senpai

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>>37773677
The UK isn't going to leave the EU for some time to come. The paper work is probably going to take ages.

You don't even have a prime minister yet.

Also, weren't you from Ireland.

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>>37773579
Tren

If you love it you'll really love it. It's literally the best aas.

>>37773710
this

tren all the fucking way

and the "going for mass with dbol" instead of tren is bullshit. it's just you gain a fuckload of water with dbol and a fuckload of estrogen so people think they gained all of it as muscle. it also makes you look like shit obviously whereas tren makes you look beast

>>37773710
This. If you can handle the sides, you'll love every minute of it

>>37773704
Yeah but importing from uk won't be as easy when theyre outside the eu

>>37773579
also i have to warn u. i was in college when i started using tren for the first time and ran a dose of 800mg... way too high. i slept through every alarm and missed classes and shit.

don't do higher than 500mg first time unless you don't care about your gpa and stuff.

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>>37773741
>[email protected]
K, sent mail

>>37773759
>i slept through every alarm
>tren
Wut, when I'm on high tren I'm lucky to get 3 hours sleep and be wide awake

>>37773759
Yeah thanks I figured it might affect my college life in some way. I'm planning on 300 test 350 tren.

>>37773785
because it made it impossible to fall asleep and then the lethargy made it impossible to get out of bed, lol

i'm fine now on 500mg though

>>37773735
>handle the sides
I don't like when people say this. Side effects potentially might not even happen. They're not a guaranteed thing.

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Huehuehue

Made my first cycle is 500mg test and 700mg tren

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>>37773813
Good job buying a pack of sweets

>>37773816
That's why you're a basic fkboi

>>37773643
>Do you actually think she's even capable of thinking that far?
I was speaking more of my own observations on that count, for her part she probably just felt a little intimidated by those differences, not necessarily knowing why.

>>37772288
>I am the one who cucks!!!!

>>37773812
>people might not even get them
So they would essentially be... handling them

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Adrol seems pretty okay to drink on.
This is not a good thing.

>>37773834
She was intimidated by your sweet moves

Fat fuck here
Been lifting for 2 years and really close to 1/2/3/4(far away from 4 now cause herniated disc lel)
I heard PEDS are good, ive got a belly and though about cutting since im technically overweight but idk if its worth getting on them unless i lose more fat. So is it?

If not then whats something i should get on to help with maintaining mass while cutting? I cant EC stack because it makes me depressed when it wears off

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>>37773834
Although the whole alpha blabla is bull most of the time, it's true that girls are attracted to guys they're partly intimidated by.

They won't initiate but you did that for her. She just wants your attention. Keep doing what you're doing, aka ignoring and moving on.

>>37773812
what are the sides?
i heard it causes hair loss faster than test

>>37773864
I get looks and stares from girls but i seem to not get approached at all during house parties except when they get super drunk and tell me im really cute. I usually sperg and say thanks but do girls get intimidated by "fit" guys? I swear i got approached more often when i was dad bod.

This is not a problem i thought id have

>>37772464
U know noffing Anon Snow, wait till you fuck a real tranny. You are not going back to basic girls ever.
Look for kim kaoz/kim fuentes, she is the one I've been banging, no brakes on the tranny fucking train bro.

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>>37773900
Girls generally never approach. You do get approached when you're "fit", but they're super sloots 99% of the time.

Normal girls approaching basically never happens, so man up and get in there. Being fit always helps.

>>37773917
Im afraid of rejection though . how do you know if a girl is rejecting /not into you? Im autismo

>>37773822
What the duck did you just fuck me?

Wouldn't it be the opposite lel

>>37773822

B-but muh drugs!

113 total, woop.

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>>37773909
Topping is beta
Real men take that tranny dick

>>37773900
Just be yourself ;^)

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>>37773930
>Im afraid of rejection though
Embrace it. Everyone gets rejected.

Lots of eye contact is a general go to.

>>37773934
I most certainly didn't fuck you bb

>>37773946

>niggers like 2d trannies
>everyone who likes 2D trannies is a nigger

When did you get yourself Bleached Jerr?

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>>37773917
This 100%. Saying it like it is

If have come to the same conclusion after a while. It's trial and error, but you will learn from expiernce. I have made a lot of mistakes in the past, but i learned from those expiernces. It's the only way you will master the ability to set the first steps eventually

>>37773946
Nah brah, nothibg more alpha than hearing your tranny say "please slowly..... deepeerr.... haaaah.... haaahh.. harder.... fuck me.." while you are biting her neck and fuckibg her beautiful ass making her bite the sheets and pillow

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>>37773947
Wow I haven't seen that picture in forever
Is that unedited? Years ago I thought she was hot
I wonder

>>37773953
That's very racist
I will have a beautiful fetish based wmaw marriage

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>>37773930
How do you know she's interested;

she wants to make eye contact
she laughs at your jokes, even when they're not that funny
flicks hair with her hair
getting shy a little when she talks to you

you just know, unless you're autismo you're fucked. Go fuck a plastic pussy when all hope is lost


How do you know she's not interested;

You're jerry

>>37774010
Wtf man i would grab that little bro and get him out of that situation. Poor kid

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>>37773999
>I thought she was hot
Double trips confirms jerry enjoys MASSIVE TITTIES

>>37774010
>How do you know she's not interested;
>You're jerry
daaaaaamn

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>>37774028
>and get him out of that situation.
What you doing in an underage club.

Filthy pedo

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>>37771269
most people that trip here doesn't even use periodization, it blows my mind

>>37773993
That's very gay
What's the point of a tranny if they're not going to use their thick, feminine penis

I mean you can fuck anything.

>>37774010
That's very mean

Man there's a girl at work who's clearly into me
But I can't get in there
Probably lost by now, I can guarantee she's getting dick this weekend

Maybe after I bust a massive nut into this plastic pussy I'll just kill myself, not like life can get any better.

>>37774032
So I wonder when I got into little girls
I mean that pic is like literally a decade old

>>37773900
>37773900
Just go MGTOW

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>>37774050
Bodybuilding is all about consistency not your nerd chit

>>37774059
At least she looks synthetic, you just took it a step further

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>>37773917
>Girls generally never approach.
spotted the uggo

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>>37774028
This situation was a critical moment in his life. He then realized he had to become a big bloated bodybuilder with acne.

>>37774059
Never stop believing Jerry

And don't forget to be yourself

>>37774084
He said approach, not stare you fucking retarted faggot

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>>37773852
>She was intimidated by your sweet moves
For sure.

>>37773864
>it's true that girls are attracted to guys they're partly intimidated by
Indeed, I guess I was too intimidating. Here she wanted someone overweight, unattractive and less intelligent, like supposedly the last person she was dating and the guy she's flirting with now, and I was just fat. I didn't pick all three, feels bad man.

People compartmentalize too much, seeking out the same experience as the past and adjusting their expectations to find it gratifying, because otherwise their past experience would be bad. She could've upgraded her experience, I was infatuated with her hardcore and she blew it. Oh well, on to the next one.

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>>37774084
I think you're confusing them showing interest and them approaching.

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fuckkkkk how to get to thiss levell

what is frauds choice of drug to get high or relax?

been enjoying valium lately

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>>37774010
yfw you are Jerry and can't get a real girl

>>37774213
benzos to get high? The don't even give euphoria.

Have tried DMT recentely, holy fuck guys forget about high dose LSD, nothing even compares to DMT. Shit is insanity, launched you into infinite-dimensional hyperspace with Machine elfes talking to you.

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>>37774213
life itself

>>37774214
That's becaus jerry is too good looking for them. They're blinded by his beauty

>>37774162
get the VSCO app and mess around with the settings

>>37774213
>>37774274
DEGENERATES OUT

>>37774277
>life itself
good boy

>>37774295
>injecting drugs on a regular basis
>"People how do drugs are degenerates"

dude.

Went on a date tonight. DNP sweats hit me and I started to fall asleep from being so overtired. Overall think it went well.

Dieting breaks are nice, feel like I've gained about 40kg from glycogen alone though

>>37774059
You are fucking an "hyperfeminine" version of a woman, who wants to be more feminine in the emotional, sexual, psychological and emotional aspect than a real woman. You focus too much on the penis brah, but many of them dont like their penis to be played with since they consider it "masculine".

>>37774303
DUDE LMAO LIKE STEROIDS IS BASICALLY HEROIN

>>37774303

Recreational narcotics are, though

>>37773406
dw anon its fairly new. new software will make it easier to use, meanwhile get ur fucking shit together

>>37774303
apples and oranges

>>37774213
Hexen, lsd, nicotine

>>37773852
>Adrol seems okay to drink on
Eh I'm still not willing to risk it, taking this week off so I can drink on my birthday
19
I'm getting old kek. Still feels like I'm 17 tho

>>37774411
>19
>old
Fuck off

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>>37774354
There are people who use that with steroids. Or other drugs with steroids. Mirin, that they still are alive.

Untill they end up in the hostipal, surrounded by their love ones. They are all in tears and your life is flashing by. But i was all about yolo momm

curious how alpha zyzz felt when he knew he was going to die.

>>37774339
Yeah I know.
That's too bad for the tranny, if I'm with em they're using that d

>>37774411
That's smart of you
Very responsible

>>37774162

Death by dehydration while on 3g eq?

>>37774274

Benzos dont get you high?

Youre on shitty benzos then.

>>37774439
>takes steroids, asthma medication, cancer medication, thyroid medication and stimulants
>tries to take the moral high ground on other people who take drugs

>>37774439

The one in the middle, manlet with down syndrome or just down sysdrome.

>>37774502

Don't feed Mast. He gets fat if you feed his trollside.

>>37774502

Drugs are overall bad for you

Those other ones have health benefits

>don't start on the bullshit of 'hurr relaxation' or 'durr finding your true self' faggot

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>>37774502
>tries to come up with an argument
>reading comprehension skills at elementary school level

mirin

I SAID USING STEROIDS WITH REC DRUGS.

I have used rec drugs myself in the past, it would be hypocritical to state that all people that use rec drugs are bad.

>>37774554
you better watch who you're talking to boyo

>>37774516
LSD and psilocybin cure cluster headaches
MdMa is being used in clinical studies to treat PTSD
Opiates are used for pain relief
Benzodiazepines are used for anxiety, insomnia
Stimulants are used for ADHD
Weed is used for cancer and also helps several of the above illnesses
>Inb4 fake illnesses and degeneracy
Take your shitty attitude and shove it up your crippled ass

>>37774584

There are better, legal drugs for all of those purpose that don't fuck you up.

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February to July with some oral var.

>>37774638
R u a grill?

>>37774603
You can't be okay with alcohol consumption and not drug use
You also forfeit your right to the legality argument when you shoot grams of gear into your ass

>>37774638

Significant improvement, congrats.

How did you dose it over the duration?

>>37774638
those traps on a girl are fucking disgusting

>>37774657

You can be okay with alcohol and not with drugs.

And people seem to forget there are countries where gear is legal.

Not saying I disagree with you, it should be like that. But it isnt.

>>37774657

I don't have to justify anything to you. On that note, you don't have to justify yourself to me. My opinion is that consistent narcotic use does nothing to help someone and only sends them down bad pathways. Having been down both sides of the street in the past, I formulated this conclusion based on my own experiences and seeing how others in that situation have used them. You might be different. I don't care.

>>37774638
Jesus, it is always amazing how well girls react to anavar only. Pretty jelly over here, would require to use about 5x that amount

>>37774659
40 mg a day four weeks on four weeks off. I was under the impression orals were light.

>>37774638
I want to put my 16 year old sister on var, thoughts? Probably gonna put her on mk-677 first then LGD then var instead overwhelm her with 3 different compounds.

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>>37774638
Despite the fact i don't like muscled girls i mire this good progress. Very good job. Excellent.

How is it possible that a girl with lower test in relation to a male, has better results than 90% of the male over here. Interesting..

>>37774697
kek not even male oly lifters use var lol, they all use dbol, winny, tbol

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>>37774706
holy shit that jaw and chin lmao

>>37774698

40mg of Var for a female is fairly hefty. How did your weight change overall? You look a tad leaner in the delts in the second pic, but that may just be due to the muscle gain.

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>>37774638
This is fucking impressive. No other way to word it.

Good job.

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>>37774697
Delete this post.

>>37774715
They got nothing on Frank mcgrath

>>37774729
Aww yiss, ma boy Wrath. Shame he fucked up so badly.

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>>37774749
What are you talking about breh

>>37774697
Trust me I was pretty amazed myself when I realized I couldn't fit in most of my clothes.

>>37774700
Why would you want to do that? Leave your sister alone she's to young.

>>37774706
Thank you, I'm living the dream.

>>37774718
127ish to 143ish and I got significantly leaner.

>>37774726
Thank you

>>37773431
yeah. Did a wallet on greenadress. Then I need to select a website to buy it, and send it to my wallet I guess. I'm gonna try kraken, but it seems kinda harder than just sendign a paysafecard.
>>37773449
probably

How long can I run mast e @ 400mg/ week? I was thinking 20 weeks.

>>37774698
Any sides?

My girl did 5mg for 9 weeks. She gained a fuck load of muscle for a girl.

>>37774812

Fantastic. Haven't seen female progress like yours before.

>>37774819
Just use coinbase and blockchain.

>>37774638
Mirin, jelly.

>>37774792
That jaw is why I dont chew gum on blasts

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> since 2 weeks of burning 3000 kcal at 4:30 am working for UPS, losing 15 lbs of water each time...
> piss turned brown
> hands are sore
> tired and horny AF all day, browsing /gif/ like 4 hours a day
> not caring about hair, considering making it short AF
> going to the gym twice a week
> finally growing out my wings (lats)
> not caring about bitches either, had a girl in the bag Friday night but told her to fuck off basically, now she's offering oral next time

My supervisor is this little asian woman, a nazi. 56 years old, looks 30, and she can lift 200 lb packages and run with them like nothing. She'll manage a stack of 20 packages at once intended for 3 different trucks.

>>37774841
Surprisingly no sides. There were days I wanted to fuck everything that moved but that was it. Sadly I have no bf bc all the cute dyels at my gym are scared of me and the dudebros dislike me cuz I'm hogging the weights.

>>37774851
It's scary. I'm getting addicted to growing and I'm thinking of trying some dbol but if that's what orals did for me then what will injectables do?

>>37774871
Please keep mirin it's all I have right now.

>>37774823

As long as sides don't become an issue.

>>37774915
>squatting on toes
Women in charge of not fucking up

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>>37774956
>Sadly I have no bf
Get fake titties like all the other bikini girls and we can get married

>I'm thinking of trying some dbol but if that's what orals did for me then what will injectables do
This makes no sense, dbol is generally an oral as well. The injectable form is super rare.

>>37774956
Lol I'm sure that's a lie
You're definitely some dude who pulled that pic off the Internet
The one on the right is Atleast 2 months old

>>37775001
She's saying she wants to try dbol, but might do injectables instead considering the gains she made on oral. I think

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>>37775051
Still wouldn't make any sense since an injectable won't necessarily be stronger than an oral.

>>37775001
>fake titties
But I'm not competing and I'm afraid f doctors.

>This makes no sense, dbol is generally an oral as well. The injectable form is super rare.
>>37775051
>>37775066
I don't know the first thing about roids that's why I'm asking. I only took oral var bc the guy said I should start on something mild which is why I took 40 mg instead of the 20 he suggested.

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>>37775202
>But I'm not competing and I'm afraid f doctors.
No Canary husbando for you then

The only injectable I've heard of women using is super low dose NPP.

I wouldn't go there. Have you seen the gains you made on var? Keep doing what works.

>>37774638
I fucking told you guys /fraud/ grills existed here

Congrats all the mires there impressive dose to tolerate of var too

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>>37774973

Pretty sure she's trying to show off her ass so, no, she ain't fucking up. The trap let me know that girls wear high heels to enhance their ass, perhaps it works here too.

Another fun fact. supposedly you're attracted to the spine curvature and not her actual ass.

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>>37775250

>>37775202
>Get fake titties like all the other bikini girls and time to undo the vasectomy?

>>37775250
>supposedly you're attracted to the spine curvature

I think it's because of mad lordosis being associated with a mating pose?

That'd make sense anyway

>>37775250
>supposedly you're attracted to the spine curvature and not her actual ass.

that's fucking retarded, you can't play with spine curvature like you can with a big fat jiggly ass. ass ass ass
besides it's the whole package that really matters.

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>>37775250
why do i find this attractive?

>>37775335
Sissy and or dom fetishism probably

>>37775241
A quick internet search says NPP is harmless in low doses and possible sides fade after getting off. The var was great but if NPP is more powerful I want to try it. Thanks for the suggestion.

>>37775246
I've seen you while lurking you're /fraud/s lady! Thank you so much!

>>37775335
You're not the only one.

>>37775381

Primo > NPP

Good luck finding it, though

Try Tbol instead

>>37775381
Nah girl with a body and willingness to dose hard on roids like that you can be fraud's token lady

I ain't ever gonna be no where near your level and to get there in such short time has to take real dedication. I'm impress

I'll happily keep my position as just another degenerate kek

Good luck on your ventures, please do update us at least if you don't post regularly

Should trip

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Regular fitizen here, how much do you guys spend on gear per month/year?

>>37775381
May I ask what compels you to undergo such an amazing transformation?

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>>37775311
> play with big fat jiggly ass

I don't know if it applies to Africans.

>>37775335

I don't really give AF about psychology but there's a theory that seeing a cock in the presence of women is exciting because it means competition. The brain doesn't really give AF about whether or not it's a cartoonish depiction or the cock is attached to a woman.

That's some shit porn though.

>>37775308

Something about optimal baby carrying according to psychologists.

>>37775335
Penis = Sex to your brain and having it on a womans body confuses your brain, supposedly if i remember correctly.

>>37775459
Ahh dem child bearing hips essentially

Intradast how programmed we are to reproduce even when the thought of a child is conciously unwanted

>>37775461

Penis is a muscle.
Confuses the penis.
Confuses muscle.
Muscle confusion.

Trannyporn confirmed good4gainz

>>37775499
Jerrbears confirm it /fraud/ is once again gay 4 man pussy

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>>37775488

If a porn doesn't contain a girl being filled with baby batter, I don't want to see it. Only mouth and pussy for that matter, anal doesn't do it for me.

>>37775548

That ass though.

Morning babes

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>>37775459
>no results found
sauce man?

>>37775575
moar of her

>>37774638
Mirin var gains

>>37771512
the more i hear about gw the more it sounds like a wonder drug. Im pretty chubby with lipid issues (not roid related, most ive ever run was a few cycles of lgd, mk677 and ostarine). hop on gw? results?

Someone mail me 100mg of tren ace so NotOP and I can confirm/deny a bet

Thx senpai it's for science

>>37775548
Ehh not bf explained his love for anal being more of a taboo thing. Like he knows his dick isn't supposed to go there so like a child he wants to do what he's told he shouldn't

Less about the psychological thrills of reproduction for most guys I imagine, adding that the ass is tight

Not sure

>>37775420
Thanks

>>37775431
>dedication
It's mostly curiosity to see how far I can go and having no friends. My day goes like work, pump, eat, pump, sleep and repeat. I'm not all that.

I don't know about a trip, today was rest day and I didn't have anything better to do. I will definitely post an update after my next cycle tho.

>>37775455
>May I ask what compels you to undergo such an amazing transformation?
People keep asking this. Men will never understand. You don't know what it's like to be born weak. Even beta dyels are naturally stronger than most girls. I do it bc I love growing stronger and bc making visible gains makes me feel extremely confident. I like how I can buy half a KMart and carry it to my car on my own no problem and how I'm filling out my clothes. Bigger is better.

>>37775588
Thank you

>>37775628
>>People keep asking this. Men will never understand. You don't know what it's like to be born weak. Even beta dyels are naturally stronger than most girls. I do it bc I love growing stronger and bc making visible gains makes me feel extremely confident. I like how I can buy half a KMart and carry it to my car on my own no problem and how I'm filling out my clothes. Bigger is better.

hate dykes

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>>37772447
Ephedrine sulfate or hydrochloride?
>>37773570
>It's gone from people saying just test 500, to 250 trt and now 100?
You might lose a bit of muscle at 100 test, but nothing crazy. My thoughts are that you would have plenty of test at this level and really the main point is that your hormone levels would be perfectly stable despite your ridiculous diet which would definitely effect a natty's hormone levels in my opinion. You can go higher than 100 but I am a firm believer in people really underestimating how powerful trt doses are.
>Omeprazole
I will look it up, thanks.
>>37774638
Traps are juicy as fuck. It looks kinda weird honestly.
>>37775628
>I like how I can buy half a KMart and carry it to my car on my own
Trap gains confirmed from carrying ridiculous amounts of shopping bags. Typical grill.

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>>37775628
Your outlook on this is my new romodel

Thanks again for the inspo

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>>37775431
>fraud's token lady
I thought we'd already crowned a new Queen.

>>37775702
I thought there was some controversy over whether that was a cbt or someone just mirin someone else's progress

Either way they're both great transformations, though new grill is moar stronk beast

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>>37775628
Kek thanks for reminding me how awesome it is to be born the stronger sex.

>>37775681
>>37775725
Yo girl get some Gatorade

>>37775511
>dem double dubs
also my parents addres kek
also im gay for raping estp

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>>37775725
They're both fake don't fool yourself

>>37775628
>People keep asking this. Men will never understand. You don't know what it's like to be born weak. Even beta dyels are naturally stronger than most girls. I do it bc I love growing stronger and bc making visible gains makes me feel extremely confident. I like how I can buy half a KMart and carry it to my car on my own no problem and how I'm filling out my clothes. Bigger is better.
Thats a really great response, never really thought about it like this, thanks for the reply.

>>37775771
I can't help the thirst bb

>>37775782
Thx for witnessing

>>37775802
But I wanted to believe

Fuck it time to replenish my electrolytes

Anyone ever get caught with a small amount? Stories?

>>37775802
Sauce?

>>37775802
Lucy u got some splainin to do


>>37775818
>I can't help the thirst bb
Check ur email I gotchu

>>37775852
>get letter in mail saying your roids have been confiscated at the border and you can goto court to fight it
>ignore mail
>order roids to new address
>never hear about it again

Most likely story unless you're dealing with large amounts to resell

>>37775935
Everyone I have an announcement to make:

Coach sent me a dick pic

balls were not adequately shriveled

Dubs and I'll post it

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>>37775985
What's it gonna take for you to post a shot of those milk duds? Trips? Quads?

>>37775802
See I told you guys
I told you

>>37775852
One time the day after I got my drugs a person knocked on my door and asked for me by name, showing their badge.
It was some federal thing. Not dea, maybe Cia? I forget. Anyways I'm shitting my pants. So they come in, the plumber who was redoing the washers drain line, looked at me and said "oh boy" and walked off laughing.
I sat down at a table with the agent, trying not to shake. Turns out they wanted to interview me for my buds security clearance lol

>>37775985
It's true. Why don't you tell everyone what you're gonna do to it you little cumslut.

>>37776013
I don't think ever desu.

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>>37776013
100mg of tren ace or some dnp

Also couldn't wait for dubs it's just 2 joocy

>>37776044
>44

Jerrbears was meant 2 be

>>37776031
N-no
T-that's too embarrassing

I-i told you not to t-tell anyone about what I said

W-we had a d-deal

>>37776044
>shriveled
>way bigger than the dick

Fucking women I swear2god

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>>37776066
>66

Meme man's on a roll today senpai

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>>37776044
I have no idea how to get you only 100mg of tren ace otherwise I would have said something earlier. Never seen tren for sale in amps. Only 10ml vials.
And Coach get some damn paper. Drawing on napkins wtf.

>>37776095
I just said they weren't shriveled you illiterate fuck get your head out of your pillow pussy and maybe you'll be able to read something

Then again you probably need your eyes checked if you think azusa is superior to my husbando rev harem you inferior daki lover

Baka desu senpai

>>37776109
I believe in your abilities goddamn

>And Coach get some damn paper. >Drawing on napkins wtf.

Kek that's exactly what I said to him

>>37776126
Don't you ever talk poorly about azusa ever again.

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>>37775277
The blessed vasectomy stays. Feels good man.

>>37775488
>Intradast how programmed we are to reproduce even when the thought of a child is conciously unwanted
Pls. Why do you think I got the vasectomy done. Impregnating sounds awesome on the irrational level.

>>37776144
keep getting dubs, wtf

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>>37776202
Fite me

>>37776226
Hahaha haha holy fuck I just got this meem

Because the Eva is shinji's mom

Fuck I'm slow and never showing my face on /a/ holy Fuck

Besides I don't want to accidentally stumble across jerry posting his romantik daki dinner for 2 in the waifu threads

>>37776223
Checkd em
Rekt by em

>>37776044
>>37776066
Kek

>>37776109
>>37776144
Ofc its on a paper towel it's thick and strong. Its everything I aspire to be.

>>37776217
>vasectomy
Tren works fine bro

>>37776217
It's because you hate women.

>>37776226
Gladly.
I think beating up a girl would really help me actually

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>>37776255
>55

>>37776265
Yeah right
You'd have a bigger pegging fetish than masT after I was through with you

You'll be buying strap on dragon dildos for azusa instead of pocket puss

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>>37776126
Dat der roid rage

>>37775650
Let me know when anyone with any kind of respectable gains goes on PSMF at 100mg test and makes it worth it

>>37776261
>Tren works fine bro
There's already been a couple of trips who got their chicks pregnant on tren.

Nope.jpg, doctor, here, my balls. Do what you gotta do.

>>37776265
And babies that can't be given back.

>>37776305
>roid rage

I did just start a new var cycle but it's probably the lack of coke desu

Not to mention I just got my lady time of the month

Literally every fucking time I start var

Every fucking time

Must be the hormone fluctuation

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>>37776261
I found a pic of your idol you might like.

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>tfw cut going amazing, will actually hit 10% bf by july
>fucking binge ate like 3000-3500 cals, lots of carbs too

Well, I guess that just means I'll have to eat nothing for the next 36 hours.

Thankfully I don't work for the next 2 days...

>>37776290
I'd probably really enjoy being beaten up by a woman
Especially if they berated me and stepped on my tiny penis.
Wouldn't help me, but hey either way.

Bring it on, ponce de leon

>>37776305
You're robbing them on their one function in life.
You must really hate them.

>>37776352
It IS July anon...

>>37776352
>by July

So you... made it?

Kek congrats though good luck on the starvation diet stack up on ec

>>37776352
>will hit by July
Today's the 2nd breh

>>37776370
>I'll probably really enjoy being beat up by a woman

Why do you think I pick on you and masT so much jeez

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>>37776305
I'm no sex ed teacher but I'm pretty sure the pill + tren = no preg

As it is loads on tren are tiny AF I wouldn't be surprised if I'm sterile on it.

>>37776343
BOSS

>>37776370
>I'd probably really enjoy being beaten up by a woman
>Especially if they berated me and stepped on my tiny penis.
Kek 2sub4me

Rip alpha jerry

>>37776400
Because you're a woman and they're all cruel.

I've decided it
I'm ordering dnp and will get surgery in case of blindness

And do 3 days of tren ace well crossing my fingers I don't need reverse tranny surgery kek

>>37776424
>implying I can't sniff out the complex

Shh, shh baby
I'm here to spit down your throat, now <3

Kek

>>37776418
A true alpha can admit what he wants
I guarantee you no one respected Mr. Bounty at first either

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>>37776418
>the pill
Something pretty much out of your control.

It only has to happen once.

I'd rather others don't decide something so important for me.

>>37776447
Why do you want to take steroids? just curious.

when is it time to start fruading? i have been training on and off different sports for my life, and now i have hit the gym serious for 1 year. i can rep 1/2/3/4. im 23 is it time for me yet

>>37776447
>And do 3 days of tren ace
I'm dumping you if your clit becomes a knob.

>>37776480
Are you kidding me did you see those mustaches? Dude he's a paper towel mascot because he was so wet from all that pussy.

>>37776494
I feel you. If I had close call I'd probably see it differently.

>>37776377
>>37776375

end of july I mean.

It's easy for me to not eat anything for a longass time or fast on nothing but a bit of yogurt or 2 scoops.

it's when I do something retarded like go shopping for "a few days supplies" that I end up being like this.

I never end up overeating if I just have raw pork chops in my fridge since I would actively have to exert effort to cook shit, but those expensive ass malaysian chicken and duck noodles were 70% off and I wanted to buy 4... 1 for each day.

yeah.,,

>>37776521
I'm already taking steroids but the answer for me personally is purely achieving and maintaining my desired aesthetics

Don't really give too many fucks about moral/legal implications and cannot relate to people who do or think it's cheating or something asinine. So as long as I'm aware/OK with sides and have the money it's really a why the hell not situation

Smolov for deadlifts: yes or hell fucking yes?

>>37776550
>I'm dumping you if

I took man hrt levels of pharmacy test cyp coach I'm really not sure what you were expecting kek

>>37776588
maybe you should learn about programming

I got a bike at home with flat tires

Want to find a DIY way to prop it up to ride in one spot with shit you'd find around the house as if I'm going to buy crap I'll just replace the tires

Any ideas?

>>37776564
can you post and example of your desired aesthetic?

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>>37776595
Lol I was just fuckin with you. I expect progress pics doe. I want to see that ass grow.

I'm starting tren back up next week if the doc tells me my shoulder isn't torn. I got some good size back already 1wk into desoxytest and drol. Alb and brick can confirm.

>>37776716
Build rollers. You can probably make it with pvc.

>>37776619
I know about programming, my programming has been great for strength and size gains so far. Maybe you should grow a pair if you're a fraud.

>>37776742
>desoxytest
What is this?

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>>37764023
>>37768081
>>37772364
Is she natty, brehs?

>>37771825
Deadlifts are a pulling movement

But I get you, there's nothing to really hit the upper back

>>37776904
Exotic compound

http://www.prohormoneforum.com/index.php/topic/76752-prohormone-and-designer-steroid-profiles/?p=1238070#entry1238070

>>37776935
Ofc Cass is unnatty.

>>37772545
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhabdomyolysis

>>37776809
lol

>>37776729
I don't know if I have any one picture that defines it right

Nothing too cray cray

Hourglass; some ab definition, thick thighs big ass but smaller upper body/arms

Probably a bit o' IG aesthetic

A lot of it is just keeping natural figure toned n trim

Got a lotta respect for beast comp grills but that ain't my thing

>>37776742
If it makes you feel any better no sex partner has ever commented on it beyond saying that my pussy is pink and cute so it can't be that bad

>they secretly h8 it
I'm done for

To be fair I think most people are less judgemental when they're about to bang

Kek

>rollers
I don't have pvc handy but this reminds me I might have some wood blocks that I could drill through might work

>>37776935
Not a chance in hell unless she's mtf natty test kek

>>37776981
>Ofc Cass is unnatty.
Coach, I trust you, but how can a girl get that swole and still have a face like that? Her bone structure's intact, her hair is thick, her skin is flawless and she's bursting with health. I don't know about her voice or her clit, but fucking how? What the fuck is she on?

>>37777071
>Not a chance in hell unless she's mtf natty test kek
What if she's a natty gifted with incredible genetics? I want to believe, shut up.