i don't want to die

>>37762486
You wont!
Bump

>>37762486
Start studying theoretical computer science, pharmacology, neurology, biology or chemistry.
Join the good fight, help us reach the milestone where we can stop aging

>>37762486
Don't be such a fucking coward. Death is the only promise, the only truth that you are guaranteed in the folly of life. Embrace that, find strength in it.

I mean really, Death is at worst, total peace from the horrors of life, and at best, maybe there is something beyond it, so I say look forward to death.

>>37762657
Yeah because a planet full of retards where nobody dies is really good for us and the planet.

>>37762678
This desu

>>37762678
Unlimited possibilities and invite lives. A real matrix. Hell yeah.

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>>37762486
I made this
i hope you dont wanna die anymore

>>37762722
>>37762744
>The best thing about death is you don't actually die!

That's fucking stupid. Death is it. Final totality. Everything ceases and you never exist again. It's not some peaceful rest bullshit. It is utter oblivion.

Death is the real sickness all mankind should be bent on solving.

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

>>37763834
>tfw

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>>37762678
Lol I'll be sure to dedicate a good trillion years to dancing on your grave homie. Then I think I'll enjoy another trillion years in a massive immortal orgy that will be happening at all times for all eternity. If people can live forever then you don't need an afterlife because literally any afterlife you could aspire to will eventually be a reality in this real lifetime, and its a guarantee. Even if it takes a googal plex years to achieve, its still no time wasted since eternity lasts forever.

>>37762486
Yes you do, and you will.

>>37762486
i'd rather die than be mediocre

>>37762486
You best come to terms with it. It's coming for you, me, and all of us.

I highly recommend Seneca and Aurelius.

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>>37763834

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Die an aesthetic death.

>>37762486
Neither did I until I started going bald. Just you wait

>>37765104
woah you saw that quote on mark bells wall in the yt videos too?

you're deep bro

if you roid eat a diet high in vitamins drink purified water supplement for a stronger immune system do high intensity workouts daily and get gene therapy how dies a person die of natural causes?

Create things. Preferbly out of metal. Like, a suit of armour or something. Even after you die, the steel will remain for a couple of centuries. And people aren't just going to throw out a suit or armour like they would a comic book collection or something. Maybe it ends up in a thrift store, where it will be bought by someone recognising the craftmanship and wondering what the story behind the piece is.

Make a hammer. Hammers are useful. There will always be a need for hammers. No one is going to smelt your hammer into something else. The hammer will carry on your legacy.

Make music. Leave recordings in physical and digital format. Pour your soul into it. Live forever.

>>37763834
Carry on carry on. As if nothing really matters

>>37766449
Your cells can only replicate so many times because of certain chemical processes.
You just expire

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>>37763834
The best thing that can happen to you is never to be born.

The second best is to die early.

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>>37762486
>>37762486
You don't have to die OP
Just because your fathers and forefathers before you grew old and withered away doesn't mean the same applies to you.

They accepted death, they thought to themselves that eventually they would die and in so thinking this way they mentally prepared every cell in their body for death, as a response to this their cells grew old, they stopped multiplying, their mental and physical self grew old and got slower eventually coming to a halt which was their death.

That doesn't have to happen to you OP, you tell yourself you won't die, you tell yourself you won't get old, and each and every cell in your body won't get old and will still continue on multiplying.

Everyone who has ever died from old age has accepted death, and as a result their bodies grew old and stopped functioning to achieve death, if you don't want to die and grow old all you have to do is tell yourself that you won't, and you have to believe this 100%, it takes time to believe this, it takes time to realize that you can actually live for as long as you want, it's just that nearly everyone in the world has accepted death and so they will grow old and die.

I'm choosing to live to 300 years old OP, 300 years old and staying young all that time, you can do it also OP.

Itt: I have bought into the sophistry my ancestors made to make peace with their inevitable end to such an extent that i reject the very real possibility of eternal youth that my generation will probably have available in their lifetime

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God loves you and wants to have a personal relationship with you forever. Accept Jesus as your personal lord and savior today.

John 3:16, "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."

>>37766509
I'm not exactly sure that's the way it works..

>>37764342

"I'm going to live forever"

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>>37766509
Is this pasta?

>>37762486
I do.

>>37766701
>>37766701
>>37766644
it's not pasta, its true, you can live as long as you want.

You just have to get rid of the expectancy of death, with this out of the way you don't have to die or grow old, you can live as long as you want, its just that nearly everyone in the past was thought to accept this "inevitable death", but it isn't inevitable, it's just an expectancy and because of that every cell in your body will work towards dieing, when you get rid of this you can live as long as you wish for never aging.

It's hard, i'm not gonna lie, to actually realize that you don't have to die or grow old when everyone around you is expecting age and death, it takes time to realize.

Death and aging does not HAVE to happen to you!

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>>37766509
I CHOOSE LIFE

>>37766493
>>37766493
Not true, that's because you expect your cells to stop multiplying and eventually expire, they can multiply forever but you just expect them to eventually die off which causes them to die off.

>>37762635
This

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>>37766888
any real examples of this actually working?

>>37767171

Just reading through this thread felt like an eternity so it could be true.

>>37762486
ok.

>>37767171
you're talking to one

>>37767207
Oh gee Oh boy Oh man

>>37766888
I didn't think people could be this fucking stupid. The cells in your body can't will themselves to not die, and you can't will yourself to not age.

DYING IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT give me a break

>>37766509
>he thinks biology is dependent on how you think

By this logic, all small fish and animals should love forever, seeing as they can't think about dying

>>37767207
did your dong get longer too?

>>37767276
You accept "death", this so called "inevitable" event that everyone will go through, to be true for everyone, when it isn't. Because you believe this you will die and grow old, it's an EXPECTANCY, you believe you are expected to grow old and die, when in reality you don't have to.

Just because your fathers before you grew old and died doesn't mean it has to happen to you, you have to break out of this expectancy of growing old and dieing, one you realize you can live for as long as you like and stay young you will be free.

It's not inevitable, it's not the end outcome, and it certainly doesn't HAVE to happen to you.

>>37767353
Not sure if serious.

Cells undergo aging and eventually die. Go search up cell death on Google. No matter how much you "believe in yourself," your cells age and die. Your heart ages, your brain ages, and eventually you die from complications, such as heart attacks, strokes, cancer, heart failure, etc.

Stop being retarded.

>>37767330
>he thinks biology is dependent on how you think
It is
>By this logic, all small fish and animals should love forever, seeing as they can't think about dying
Animals don't have free will
>>37767371
I'm serious, you expect yourself to one day die and grow old, and because of that your body starts failing on you, get rid of that false expectancy of death and realize that you can live forever and young.

>>37764342
Nobody will survive the heat death of the universe. And no one currently living will experience immortality

>>37767433
I will

>>37766509
>>37767029
Nobody is really this deluded... right?

>>37767455
If what you call delusion is truth, then yes.

>>37762678
What a faggot. When 2050 rolls around and anti-aging drugs, anti-cancer treatments, and anti-brain degeneration treatments are a thing, you can die a slow painful death by your own choice. I fully intend on being immortal and will do everything in my power to do so.

>>37767393
Lol

Programmed cell death(or PCD) is cell death mediated by an intracellular program.[1][2]PCD is carried out in a regulatedprocess, which usually confers advantage during an organism'slife-cycle. For example, the differentiation of fingers and toes in a developing human embryo occurs because cells between the fingersapoptose; the result is that the digits are separate. PCD serves fundamental functions during both plant andmetazoa(multicellular animals) tissue development.

>>37762486
Save up for cryonics, google Alcor.

>>37767491
You can control it

>>37762486
Greater men have had to face death after a lifetime of achievement. Thousands of young men in the prime of their youth have died in wars.

Don't be selfish, you deserve to die. A cure to death for you means that men lesser than you, the billions of scum holding society back, will escape death as well.

>>37767524
It's a cell death mediated by an intracellular program. An intracellular program cannot be altered in any way, it is literally hardwired into the cell's DNA. You cannot control that anymore than you can control having brown hair or blue eyes.

If you can control your individual cells, why don't you grow wings and fly?

>>37767548
Because I don't want to

>>37762486
Asuka pls

>>37767543
"Since they had to die, you should have to die"

"Throw the baby out with the bathwater"

If I don't acknowledge death I will never die. Prove me wrong

>>37767559
Okay lol no sense continuing this argument.

>>37767577
Honestly you're retarded for taking the bait in the first place.

>>37767577
That's because you're going to die, while i'm not.

>>37767589
It's not bait, it's the truth.

>>37767568
Really? I spent around 5 minutes and learned something about cell death. Don't give a shit if it was bait.

>>37767592
I believe it's biological plausible for you and I to live thousands of years, but you WILL die. One way or another. I think rather than avoid death I just want to put it off and give myself more time to explore the universe, learn things, and manipulate the world around me. And also have at least 3 kids because white people aren't reproducing enough.

>>37767616
I didn't, they should have taught you that shit in freshman bio.

>>37767647
Calling BS that you know everything in the Wiki article about cell death

>>37767568
I'm writing a screen play about this concept. I honestly believe if someone didn't learn about death or aging or knew any of that shit they would live forever. Concept of time is death

>>37767627
Last part requires a girl. Better figure that out, assuming you're 90% of /b/

>>37762486
i do. i'll trade you.

>>37767684
Did you forget that we're on /fit/?

>>37767721
Yes. Although I'd venture to say the statistics aren't a whole lot different.

I unironically believe I will never die. I've been shot, hit by a car, in a car crash, in a small plane crash , got knocked out and fell in a pool when I was alone apparently it takes 30 seconds to drown but I was in there for probably 5 minutes unconscious. Nothing can touch me

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>>37767683
then where did those ideas come from? someone probably noticed things, I don't know, FUCKING DYING all the time and decided to name the widespread phenomenon

I want to feel bad for you, but the thought of your utter bewilderment when you get diagnosed with prostate cancer at 55 or whatever is too funny

>>37767788
>prostate cancer at 55
what kind of shit genes do you have

>>37762657
>>37763792
>>37764342
>>37766509
>>37767490
>>37767515
For any Autist thinking you can become immortal read this http://www.physics.princeton.edu/ph115/LQ.pdf
Whether you live 1 million years or 20 years it doesn't matter. The void on either side of life is equally eternal. You can't escape death, regardless of what you do. It is the only absolute we have in this world; that things cease to exist.

>>37767750
I've just never had much trouble with girls. Well I mean, I've never had trouble *getting* a girl, plenty of trouble afterwards tho.

>>37767861
I don't think I can avoid death forever and be truly immortal, but I think I can artificially extend my lifespan to a point where it would be easier to accept death. Like, I'd be a lot more okay dying after we establish colonies in space than before, just as an example to explain my thought process.

>>37767861
We will reverse the aging process in 100 years anon. our ancestors will not die

>>37767874
That's weird, for me it's no problem maintaining a relationship but the challenge is getting the girl

>>37767929
You mean our descendants

>>37767958
lmao

yeah

>>37767929
Until maximum entropy is reached and the universe dies

>>37768131
By that time we'll be moving on to different universes

>>37767861
When we have codified and understood the chemistry of the body there are no known natural laws that would prevent us from stopping or even reversing aging. That's all I claimed, never said anything about immortality. Of course, eventually I'll be uploaded to a gigantuan (possibly quantum, if they ever learn to utilise this for general processes) computer that will contain and preserve all human souls and simulate my life as a qt 2d elf girl for eternity. I just hope some will choose to live as rapey orcs

>>37768170
Uploading yourself to data and killing the biological copy kills you.

Teleporting kills you and reassembles you. You die.

>>37768131
There will never be perfect entropy, energy just halves. We will just live in a simulation that doesn't register the slowdown, so even when it takes a billion years to process one bit, we will still perceive it as running smoothly

Here, have a song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2jIqPAA0Us

>>37768197
So does fainting.
Possibly going to sleep

>>37768208

>This video is not available.
>Sorry about that.


Thankful desu I think that was a screamer

>>37768197
"YOU" don't exist. Your body isn't you. Your soul is you. If your soul and memories carry over to the copy than you are still you

>>37768232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V6sbuo_n5Q

Probably not your cup of tea, anyway.

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>>37768247
this

>>37768247
>your soul
t. Guy who needs to kill himself

>>37768340
Soul objectively exists.

>>37766351
What am I looking at here?

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>>37767207

>>37768163
You couldn't go to another universe, that would require breaking the laws of physics. I hope you realize Rick and Morty isn't based on science.

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>>37768247

>>37768835
you posted this in the stoicism thread also directed at me. stop following me weirdo

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>>37768871
Stop being a retarded tumblrina believing in shit tier ideas.

"Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75" - some guy

>>37766509
>>37768247
you're speaking to the wrong audience here

>>37768871
Lmao

>>37768197
Your consciousness is what's really you. We need to find a way to preserve that, because it's what truly matters.

>>37766465
This guy fucking gets it.