/fit/ recipes

good for you man, but it looks like a mess

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>>37713098
>tuna and egg crust

>>37713098
>white people will eat this

>>37713225
>not Top Disgusting

>>37713098
What the fuck is this constipation inducing 'pizza'?

>Italians copyright the term pizza when?

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Another pic of my pizza

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>>37713098

>>37713098
>the crust is made of tuna and eggs

>>37713098
>tuna and eggs crust

>>37713098
why did you put so much salt on it

>>37713256
>not just serving a tuna patty with a tomato confit and melted cheese

one of these days im gonna use my /ck/ powers to help /fit/ not eat shit

hltv army

>The crust is made of tuna and eggs

literally meme material

>>37713386
>tuna patty
>cooking skills
pick one, cu/ck/

>>37713098

This is why people hate fitness

>>37713098
Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on /fit/ ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro

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>>37713098

>>37713098
tuna + light mayo + lettuce = tuna wrap
egg + cheese = scrambled eggs
instead of doing the sane thing, you mashed it all into an abomination, wtf

>following keto diets

wow man good job, you might be eating a ton of unhealthy shit on top of mercury of the sea, but at least it's KETO

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>>37713098
>tuna egg crust
looks delicious anon

>>37713098
even though i don't applaud your meme diet, i'd have a slice op

a solid proof that ketofags literally don't (probably because they can't) use their brains
instead of eating actual food they do that shit
brb making a salad out of meat by cutting steak in shape of lettuce and tomatoes

>>37714044
Lettuce and tomato is keto friendly tho

>>37713782
im drunk and that was funny as shit hahaha

>>37714152
>keto friendly

stop. just STOP

>>37714187
And so is broccoli

>>37714152
Fucking KEK
literally proving my point again that you faggots do not think. you didn't even understand the post

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>>37715442
>needing instructions to cook chicken, rice, broccoli and beans and put them in a bowl

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>>37713098

>keto meme

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Why aren't you drinking bacon tea /fit/? Tons of healthy fats.

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>>37713782
Loving
Every
Laugh

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>>37713870
>mercury of the sea

>>37713256
Man, fuck these haters. May not look like all that, but switching a carb loaded crust for a whack of fucking protons? You are my hero OP, making this shit this weekend.

I hate when people try to cook an egg from raw on a pizza.
Poach it and put it on after, you shitter.

>got into a big fight with my last chef over this

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>>37713098
>keto

>>37713181
Put the patties in what?

>>37716109

White bread

>>37716191
for only 90 seconds?

>>37713098
>Tuna and egg crust

You're a fucking monster

>>37713098
Presentation 2/5
Originality 5/5
Appeal 2.5/5
Fit Goals 4/5

13.5/20 would try maybe, if that's all I had and I really wanted something that resembled pizza. Not bad, OP

>>37713845
If you're going down that route, mixing tuna and hard boiled eggs with some mayo/oil and garlic with salt and pepper is tasty as fuck

>>37713782
>newfags falling for a stale copy pasta

>>37716109
>6. Heat oil in a pan
>7. Put the patties in
what do you think?

>>37713181
Im going to try this tommarow im tired of eating plain tuna.

>>37715442
Are blackbeans tasty though

>>37716522
30 g whole almonds should be substituted with 17.985 g activated almonds.

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>>37713098

wat

>>37716191
>not wheat bread
Only if you want to eat healthy and lose weight
But fuck that right?

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I wanted to make a /fit/ thread to find more recipes, but I was too lazy/busy

Some of the recipes differ depending on what you buy, so be aware

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>>37713098

First this is disgusting. Second making a pizza low carb is retarded, the problem with regular pizzas is their extremely high fat content.

>>37717880
Have you tried protein fluff m8?

>>37717615

Are you a retard, white bread is made of wheat.

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>>37717615
Lol, newfag. Losing weight has nothing to do with the type of bread you eat.

>>37713181
looks good on paper, gonna totally try it.

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>>37717935
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Nope
Is it a better alternative to what I posted, M8?

>>37713181
what heat setting

>>37717945
>>37717967
What's wrong with more wheat?

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Thats all I got, sorry