>Be American >Barbell kills you

Suicide grip, not even once. So how much was he benching?

>suicide grip
>ever
When will they learn?

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What a coinsidence

Hillary's enemies sure like to kill themselves in unique ways. I remember one of them zipped themselves in a duffel bag and threw themselves in a bathtub.

>>37705674
The weight of all Hillaries lies
If only he'd had a spotter


F

>>37705946
Yeah weird

One had their head fall off just totally randomly

I love being Australian. I get to make fun of both Amerilards and Europoors at the same time.

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>>37706031
What did you say you upside faggot? I seem to remember someone losing to a bird

>>37705614
Is that Seal?

>>37706031
Your dames have the most annoying accents I've ever had the displeasure of hearing; and I'm from Boston. Fuck off down under these nuts ya red clay'd fuck

>>37706071
KEK this is all you have on us, emus are good at dodging bullets faggots, your school children could learn a thing or two

>>37706071
i fucking love this

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>>37707678
>this is all you have on us
Don't try to open this image

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>>37707697
>>37707678
Also

>>37705852
>WHOS THAT GOYMON!

>>37705852
back to /pol/

Pure coincidence

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>>37705614
Do you think she has connections to the assassins?

>nothing is true, everything is un official found dead was set to testify against hilliary clinton same day, "barbell fell on his neck:

On a more serious note, when is there going to be an investigation?
I'd like to know what assassins she hired.

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>saying negative things about the greatest country of all time

>>37706756
kek

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>>37707678
aussies never fail to bring the bants

>>37706071
>emu war
What. The. Fuck?

>emu victory
How? What? Is this real life?

>>37707745
>>37707744
>>37707740
>>37707737
>>37707678
>>37706756
>>37706071

I want paid government shit posters to leave

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>>37707678
lmaooooo fucking savage straya. Don't forget to check for spiders in your boots in the morning.

>>37707744
were just never taken seriously enough to really give a fuck like ameris and euros.

Fucking shilled to the max.

No one gives a shit about Australia

This thread is about the moloch worshiping kike who has un politicians assassinated

>>37707712
>>37707697
>aussie shitposter ignores these obvious flaws of australia
How typical.

>>37707756
i love it when theres truth to banter

>>37707754
>paid shitposter
Nigga i do this shit for FREE

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>>37705614
>>37705674
>Benching his whole life with proper grip.
>24 hours before testifying on Clinton; uses suicide grip.

Sure...

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>>37707769
Did you actually reference you're own shitty responses and asked for them to be noticed. We noticed them

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>>37705852
>>37707784

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>>37705614

>>37707785
I hate it when aussies ignore incriminating bants about their shitty internet and being NUMBER TWO, not enough people know about this powerful tool for destroying australians

>>37705614
Just read the article

they were petty criminals who got tied up with some mafia types
they were only smuggling in hundreds of thousands of dollars, total pocket change
They were using to fund political campaigns.
aside from somebody dying ti's not really a big deal.

What's really surprising is that Hillary can't get a better hustle going than this

>>37707678
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E

>>37707827
>>37707800

wow it seems like Hillary is really heavy handed.
getting killed over a few hundred thousand dollars is drug smuggling tier.

Honestly killing everyone you work with is bad for business, anyone who knows hiliaries history or researches her won't be doing her any favors from now on unless they want to die.

>>37707800
DELETE THIS OR GET DRONED FAGGOT

NOWWWWW

>>37707827
Damn. Based hillary hires scum and villians for black operations.
Maybe this is the leader we need.

I'd be afraid to even SHITPOST for Hillary considering how found she is of killing her associates.

4chan is good at discovering shills.

Imagine getting found out as a Hillary shill?
She'd fucking kill you before letting it get traced back to her.

>>37707814
>He thinks the only people who find him retarded have to be the one he's insulting
I'm not Aus familam I'm Canadian. Your weak ass bants were embarrassing , and you tried to get a pat on the back by making another post about your stale shit.

>>37707863
>he thinks trump doesn't have extensive ties with the NY mafia.

How do you think he's got this far in the election?
tons of money and criminal muscle, that's how.

The laundry list for trump haters disappearing mysteriously is just as long as hiliaries.

>>37707868
>make this post
>everyone stops posting

WELP

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>>37707868
>>37707904

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>>37707871
>4 mbps

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>>37707876
If I had magic powers I'd love to spectate on the behind the scenes war and negotiations and deals being worked out over who becomes president this year.

>>37707876
>implyong the mafia is anytging but a local concern
I'm talking worldwide nigga. Superpowers need hard motherfuckers willing to do the devils work.

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My sources have provided me with a video camera still taken moments before this "accident" occurred. Take it for what you will.

>>37707918
>he thinks the mafia isn't international

niggers and urban gangs are local (sometimes)

the mafia and the cartels are international

>>37707918
>>37707932
>Superpowers need hard motherfuckers willing to do the devils work.

And they aren't superpowers, they are just powerful individuals, right now they use the criminals to get their work done.

part of the reason you become president is that you get the heavy hitters like the OSI, CIA, NSA, special forces, and all that to do dirty work for you.

The real superpower is the nation and secret masters who have control of all the alphabet agencies.

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>>37707915
lets see urs Cuxold

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>>37707918
I think narcos was about the Coke trade in the 1980's. Apparently bill Clinton did some shady shit in the Congo to if I remember corectly

>>37707678
Where were you when Amerikeks BTFO yo oblivion by based aussies?

>>37707955
It depends on the branch, desu. It's not THAT corrupt. I think corruption probably stems more from the lobbyist in congress and dirty shit going on at all levels. Flint water is a great example!

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AMERICA YES

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>>37707997
You wonder why the children of America are so obsessed with death? You wonder why rock groups that look like corpses and zombie comic-book heroes are so goddamn popular here? It's just the same way your Victorians loved their tombs and seances and murders. The American Empire is dead and does not know it. Like your empire before it, it's only aware of it in its sleep.

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>>37707876

>trump voters are this delusional

hows 39% in recent polls feel 8)

>>37707997
>cops, doctors repeatedly probe mans anus in worst traffic stop ever

That's an understatement.

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>>37707988
>It's not THAT corrupt.

Corruption is the protocol and operating parameters upon which all the other functions of government are based.

In a culture where power is everything, total control mandates the corruption of participants.

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>>37707997

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>>37708022
>He had to pay for the """procedure"""

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so spotter killed him . this was an assignation clearly . aka murder.

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>>37708026
I mean, how can I know, with 100% certainty, that I have someone in my pocket, if they are morally righteous? They have to be corrupt to be controlled.

It's in my interest to make sure EVERYONE is corrupt.

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>>37707678
Lmao @ this level of bantz

>>37707678
HE COMES FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

>>37708077
You mean the fucking corporate interests? It's depressing.

>>37708096
I mean as someone who desires power

It's in the interest of power mongers to corrupt their environment. Think of it as a form of sabotage.

>>37707997
>article says police shot a man
>also says it was a para military force
Im sure all of these articles are 100% true and in no way on natiinal enquirer level

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>>37708141
>he doesn't know the american police are a paramilitary force.

The american populace is so ready to have it's shit pushed in when "the democracy" falls from grace.

Alternatively nothing can challenge the american government and police force so it's a pretty darn safe place to live.

just don't step out of line.

>>37707800

>Keith McMaskle
>Stabbed 113 times

Damn, Keith must have fucked up big time

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>>37706756
>from Boston
>type like Weymouth trash

>>37707756
Fucking awful

For those claiming conspiracy:

http://antiguaobserver.com/full-statement-john-ashe-collapsed-several-times-leading-up-to-his-death/

Ashe appeared to have been afflicted by a neurological ailment prior to his death

>>37708158
This. I fucking hate my country, but there's nothing We can do. The liberal faggots that erupted in the last 40 years have allowed the government to become too strong, and the people to become too weak. Plus, none of these limp wristed niggers will ever fight against the government that gives them everything for free, and then let's them do anything they want in exchange for keeping them in power.

>>>/pol/

>>37705614
nice link, bruv

>>37707800
just like prison break

>>37706071
DELETE THIS

>>37709735
>able to identify Weymouth trash's typing style
Put your work boots and sweatpants back on and get back in your truck, faggot. WEYMOUTH SUCKS. south shore TRASH

>>37707800
this list is bullshit but i'm no clinton supporter look it up on snopes

>>37707678

fuckin aye

as a kiwi bro, this is hard to admit, but good shit you sheep shagging criminal

>>37707876
>T-Trump is just as bad
>No source or examples

Piss off nerd.

>>37705614
>5:30pm
>be working out at the UN HQ gym in New York, shit is cash and complimentary
>just killed your squat PR, feeling pretty good
>time to bench
>bust out your warmup and working sets, set up for a 1rm cause its been a while
>see the Clintons enter the gym
>Bill looking swole af, Hillary looking worse than a cardio bunny; a cardio hare
>Hillary walks over to you as Bill sets up to curl in the squat rack
>"Would you like a spot?" She asks
>oh shit this is awkward, gonna jail this bitch tomorrow fuck
>"U-uuh s-s-sure, yeah"
>buckle up, here we go
>bust out one rep, realise im about 20 lbs too ambitious
>as im reracking the bar, elbows weak, arms are heavy, Hillary presses it back down
>struggle to push back
>"What the fuck??" I stammer out, however the gym seems to be empty except for Bills curls
>bar approaches my neck, can feel the pressure building on my trachea
>cant breathe, everything is slowly fading to black
>Hillary bends down, hear a whisper in my ear
>"Lightweight, baby"

>>37705946
One of them shot themselves in the head and dragged themselves a mile and a half into the woods

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>>37707678

>>37711733
Why not just eat that fish to death instead of tuna?
Surely it is edible?

>>37711880
If you're a nigger maybe.

Too bony, the only way to make it edible is to pressure cook it until it is mush.

>>37711907
They can have machines debone that shit and turn into fish sticks, brah
You like fish stick, right? You like fish sticks in your mouth?

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>I came to this thread to learn benching form with dumbbells because that's all I have

>Read two hemispheres arguing with each other

>Hillary Clinton had somebody murdered

>I still can't bench

>I'll never be strong

>>37707997
Land of the free
Home of the brave

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>>37705614
RUH ROH

>>37712081
Youre right. He was supposed to testify against her accountant for corruption charges.

>>37707745

It's real. The Aussie military lost because their war aims were not achieved and the emus continued to occupy the territory at will. Funny as hell.

>>37706071
playing with fire anon. playing with fire.

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>>37705614

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>>37711942
HAHA GAY FISH HAHAGAGGAH LMAOLLL

>>37706071
>>37706031
argue over Aussies in the designated /pol/ thread
>>78925793

>First Kinder Eggs
>Now barbells

>>37711880
carp is bony and its flesh taste of mud

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>>37707678

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Hmm... If only there was such a device that would protect you incase you dropped the barbell

>>37712562
Debone with machines and add msg.

Do you not understand how fish sticks work?

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>>37705959
too bad his spotter was a paid hitman hired by hillary

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>>37710054
I'm from Cambridge. My work boots are made from Portuguese skin and have colorful murals with uplifting messages about diversity.

>>37710940
kek

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>>37707678
Top kek m8

How convinient.

>>37707726
back to rebbit

The /x/ in me wants to say someone's being paid to derail this discussion, but honestly this is pretty much right in line with typical Australian behavior.

>>37713811
This isn't funny. Both of those guys died from jellyfish encounters after they fled to the water to avoid thousands of funnel webs who were driven at them by a fire-tornado in the outback.

>>37707678
No we literally have KeK

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>>37709912
Corruption Nation

>>37709912

LOL Yeah it wasn't just the Liberals, senpai. GWB expanded the power of the executive branch after 9/11. If you still want to believe this is a left/right issue instead of looking at what it actually is then by all means go ahead. However, the fact of the matter is this is an authoritarian vs libertarian problem. Our government is run my authoritarian hegemony and that is what needs to be changed. Divide and conquer, brother, that's what they're doing to us.

>>37710054
From Quincy and can 100% confirm that Weymouth sucks

>>37710061
>snopes

>>37706071
This was the funniest thing I've seen on 4chan in a long time

>>37707678
this is why I love aussie banter

burger salute

>>37710940
Kek, this was savage and beautiful

>>37712736
The gubmint would still kill you in the gym somehow.

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>>37710061
>snopes
really m8?

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>>37705852
>coinsidence
coincidence

Your arguments would be ten times more convincing if you stopped blaming the jews for everything.

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>>37707745

>>37716508
This. The political disaffection that leads two outsiders to be so popular within the 2 parties (Bern/Trump) are a sign that people on both sides of the political spectrum are tired of corrupt politicians who don't actually fix the system. Media doesn't help they create strawman arguments on both sides and amp up the derogatory rhetoric. I try to encourage people to treat other Americans with respect and discussion can go a long way into working on Americas problems. Or at the very least creating a bit of mutual respect for a different opinion

>>37706071
>its real

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>37707726
Fuck off, nigger

>>37706746
Bah dah dah dahdahdah da daaaaahh aaaahh

THERES SO MUCH A MAN..

>>37721767

The thing is though, they don't want civility, they just want us to scapegoat each other while they deal behind our backs. I can't even have a decent conversation with a Clinton Supporter without being belittled and that's with in my own party!

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>>37707678
Welp, we have an aussie over here

>>37721767
Pls, they say that every election. What actually happens is the establishment candiate wins because American politics is based on fear. Fear that the other guy might win, and inexplicably this means the country will burn.

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>>37707729
>tfw brotherhood assassin used a dart with paralyzing agent right when you were unracking 3pl8s of the rack.

>>37706071
Earlier it had "dignity" in loses of Austria.

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>>37705614
>>37705959
Will this be a new mission in hit man?

>>37707745
Lurk more

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>>37706071
>By 8 November, six days after the first engagement, 2,500 rounds of ammunition had been fired.[6] The number of birds killed is uncertain: one account claims just 50 birds

>>37707678

Oh fuck me what did I just read.

>>37711880
it tastes like shit

>>37707678
DELETE THIS NOW

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>>37707678
What did he mean by this?

>>37722609
You could already off someone in Blood Money with the Lightweight Baby method

>>37724945
Add msg, and modified soy protein, ya dingus

>>37710220
Literally everyone who was alive in NY in the 80s (except maybe infants) knew he was in with the mob.

Shit was as common knowledge as common could get.
Which is why i find it weird NOBODY is talking about it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=owgPCYGxjfE
Except some coked up unfunny "comedian" who is friends with the literal archetype of the douchebro

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>>37707678

im crying here in germany