Tinder

>>37672342
post face

>Lifting for grills
No.

Ignore the troll thread. This bullshit needs to stop, it stopped being funny a long time ago.

>>37672350
I would but I know people irl that go on /fit/ and they might see it

>>37672342
i don't use tinder because i live in the middle of nowhere.

one day i will move but it is not this day.

>>37672360
post body then

>>37672367
No need to I'm actually dyel as fuck

>>37672360
post face with eyes blanked out, or leave, fuckwit.

»hooked up

>>37672342
I live with my gf. Enjoy your herpes though

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>Wooooo!

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>be me kissless virgin
>match w lesbian girl on tinder (also a virgin)
>she wants to take my virginity and I take hers
>tfw it actually happens

>>37672342
What distance is she running?
"I like competitive women but I'm pretty sure I'll finish first."

>using an app to hook up with low tier, desperate, socially autistic girls
>making it
pick one

LOLOLOL I troll pathetic tinder males with a fake account. Give an address and time. 1 hour later "hello?! are you serious!? fuck you!"

I love it.

>>37673030
Catfishman?

>>37673016
>i didn't get to fuck them ao they must be insulted.
>better put "not making it" to seal my statement of bitterness.

hurr durr

>>37672538
Hahaha get em champ

Because I'm ugly dude. Fuck off with that shit you privileged cunt.

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Rate my profile bros.
>inb4 nigger

>>37673155
u gonna get urself sum wite vagoo ez-e mah black brudder

>>37673155

Change pic 2 to a group photo with you topless like on a beach or something. Men don't take serlfies and women will punish you for it let alone topless gym selfies...

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>>37673155
>mfw ripped black men

>>37673155

good, but really. Say no to the side cut, my friend. It doesn't suit you half as well as a good fade would.

>>37673155
Stop wasting your time. 80/20 rule all over Tinder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ4dIz5q648&feature=youtu.be

>>37672538
I just read ur thred boi

>>37672342
only requirements you need to get laid on tinder is
a) don't be fat.
b) don't have a busted face
c) don't be too autistic

literally all three of those and you'll be fine. You can be /fit/ but from what I've heard from my fat, fit and DYEL friends, its the DYELs that get laid the most if they aren't hideous or autistic. Shit even fat chicks didn't swipe right on my fat friend. Dude has it rough

>>37672342
Mfw made a tinder. Realise 70% of the girls on there are bots.

>>37673178
"Showing off their body is good"
>"Eww he has boobs"
>"His abs look like loaves of bread"

>wat

>>37673222
>Not knowing that if you go past ottermode you're ruined

>>37672538
Wat?? Elaborate??

>>37673195
Jesus Christ that's too much info to remember. Meeting girls IRL is much easier because it's less shallow.

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>>37673222
>>37673227

There is nothing to explain. Women are shallow as fuck.
He's wearing a hat. Next. Oh, he's cute. (wearing a hat too). Swipe.
Selfie. Next. Bitch let's have a look and your profile and count the selfies.

Here is another graph to show you how fucked up women are. The top 20% of men have a pool of 80% of the women. Above average looking is just not enough. The bottom 80% have a pool of 20% of the women.

So I stopped using Tinder because it is a waste of time. I have more success by going out.

>>37672342
working out doesnt make your face better

>>37673269
>Meeting girls IRL is much easier because it's less shallow.
truuuuuuuuuuu

I'm just giving out advice to all the fat autistic millennial weaboos who think they can get laid on tinder. Gotta lose the flab first bros. That or meet a nice girl irl and just focus on being charming and NOT autistic. Cheers

>>37672375
then what are you doing here?

if you're just here to post b8, this will get way more reaction in /r9k/

I've been using tinder for two weeks and lifting for two months. My stats:

10/12 girls contacted
2 girls dated
1 girl fucked

>>37673167
I would if I had any haha.
A lot of my friends do it and they do pretty well with women so I'm not really sure that women care as well man.

>>37673177
Noted. Also nice dubs.

>>37673282
Would you say it raise to get laid irl as a dude or on tinder?

>>37672342
>200+ matches
>have conversations with maybe 20
>15 go nowhere
>get number of 5
>3 are fake
>arrange meet up with 2
>1 flakes
waste of time

>>37672342
These always end up being fake

Guys, in my tinder profile it says the usual bullshit but I added a subtly "D/s". So long, just one girl noticed it becuase she was into it, but I'm kinda afraid to be recognized. DO you think it is as subtle as I think or I should take it off?

>>37673030
Dont do it to any nigs, they'll find you eat you for that shit. If you do post results.

I'm *alright* looking and I've had tons of hot girls hit me up. In fact I'm kind of quiet and never had to do a lot of initiating with girls.

Does anyone care to explain that?

>>37672342
>Babbys first tinder match

Well done mate, what the fuck, fuck off with your pathetic attempt to brag. Literally everyone on tinder has got a girls number.

>>37673178
>improve your profile
>they never read profile once

>>37673178
>"maybe work out a bit more"
>"Euw, gym selfie"
What the everloving fuck?
Also, no selfies, no timed photos...how exactly is one supposed to take pictures?
"Hey, random person take a picture of me plz"

I met my soon to be wife on Tinder. But we are 30.

>plenty of matches
>all girls wanting their egos massaged
>will give you their number so you chase
>literally getting a number means nothing

have fun getting messed around OP

>>37673393
Some ppl know other ppl personally.

Normies etc

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>>37673393
AND the sillyness goes on!
>No group photos
>Group photos are good, means you have friends

jesus tapdancing christ

>>37673393
basically model tier photoshoots all day everyday

>>37673414
Point was its contradictory and the whole video is full of dumbass statements like this

I hope and pray to GOD that this is just a dumb american thing just like those videos you see where they interview americans about basic things and they give retarded replies but everyone knows the producers/interviewers picked the dumbest people alive for shock value

>tfw haven't had a proper photo of me taken in 4 years
>can't use tinder

>>37673178
>suit picture will always get you a swipe right as long as youre hot
>literally 2% match based on suits
ergo, 2% of guys are hot
2%

>>37673451
>GF dropped me
>install tinder
>literally all the pictures I have are from before lifting, when I was a landwhale
>take a selfie with my sunglasses on, wich is literally the worst you can do
>in two days I have 12 matches
>met two girls, bang one of them

Just do it, bro. You'll never know

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>>37673155

>>37673178
>implying what a girl would say on camera infront of her friends is the same as what she'd do in reality

>>37673331
Not subtle at all, but if you are into that shit too, don't be afraid to keep it out there

>>37673177
Yep, fade looks great on negroes

>>37673600
But it falls in line with how tinders stats line up, around 10% of guys get matches
However these are seriously retarded cunts who are being filmed, results arent reliable

>>37673600
girls dont take tinder seriously at all

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>>37673155
which uc you go to brah

>>37673600
I know, look at her action and not what she says. But this shit >>37673273 is raw data and confirms their extreme shallow attitude. Same thing for Okcupid.

Another problem is that Chads on Tinder fuck average girls all the time, because they are an easy lay. I would do the same thing, open Tinder, message an average girl to hook up just to get my dick wet. But these average girls suddenly feel like they deserve a Chad. I was fucked by a 9/10 and therefor I'll only sleep with 9/10 from now on.

>>37672342
> give me your number
> you are silly
Why is communication with girls this weird?
I am happy I only fuck men. No homo.

>>37673651
he made jokes
girls like jokes

>what are you looking for?
>ah, just meet some interesting people, like everybody

wasn't this supposed to be an app to have sex?

>>37673662
girls are stupid he has a point

>>37673706
dealing with women is one big song and dance
should just turn no homo like >>37673651

>>37673273
boohoohoo wimyn are bad boohoohoo... meanwhile I post vigorously in FPH and would never fuck an ugly girl if I had the choice (the choice which girls have, so they go for hot guys.)

>>37673410
living the nightmare

>>37673729
Have you read what I said, faggot?
I get laid by going out. As an average looking guy I had little success on Tinder and stopped using it. I could waste hours of my time by swiping, chatting and trying to get a date or I just go out and approach women. Another problem is that women lie. I had a few dates where I felt duped because the bitch used old pictures. Overall I have way more success the old way.

I don't hate women, why would I? But at the same time I can call them shallow and stupid. I guess I'm a sexist, not a misogynist.

>>37673478
>>37673478
>tfw 3/10 manlet
>no pictures of me because no friends and spend most of my free time on 4chan
is it even worth it for me to install tinder?

>>37673393
t. friendless neet

>>37673644
i honestly don't think it's that bad. i have a friend who looks like a typical beta provider, he has very little game, spent most of his life in long relationships and he's now approaching 30. he's not ripped or anything, kinda skinny, has nice eyes and looks like a friendly lad but that's about it.
anyway, this guy fucks unbelievable amounts of sluts on tinder, as young as 18 year olds. and some of his matches are very good looking.
i've seen his texts. it's all the basic stuff, quick chat then move to phone and meet up asap.
it works very, very well for him. no looks, no game, just being simple and to the point.

>>37673805
point i'm trying to make is that most guys simply get the basics wrong. they use cheesy pick up lines and abs shots etc but they forget that they're simply talking to another real human bean who prefers real human bean interactions.

>>37673805
where you live matters like 10000%
where you live?

what if you dont't want to fuck women or men? Test levels normal btw im 23.

>>37673155
you're muscular and black, chicks dig that

>>37673831
I'm pretty sure there is some new SJW term for it, besides asexual.

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tinder increased my pussy intake from 1 girl every 6 months to at least 1 girl every 2-4 weeks

thank you tinder

>>37673794
pls respond

>tfw kissless virgin

>>37672342
I'm incapable of typing like a teenager so unfortunately I can't get laid on Tinder.

>>37673439
>Look at that professional photo, who tries this hard for tinder? That's sad. *left swipe*
alternatively:
>Yeah sure, a model with professional photos. No way in hell this isn't a fake profile. *left swipe*

>>37673331

>D/s

What?

wow what a slut

>>37673889
It's easy m8! Just use a lot of emojis xD
And act slightly more retarded than you normally would lolol
that's all there is to it. oh and dont use big words haha :p

>>37673937
>be men
>use emojis

choose one fgt

>>37673155
That entire narrative is dogshit

>nigger education

Location matters, as in a place with a large volume of possible swipes.

Swipe EVERYONE. You can ignore everyone who isn't interesting or looks like shit. I wouldn't even bother looking at their profiles, what is the point spending time contemplating wether or not to swipe the person when they end up not even returning the favour. Time wasted.

Learn to text game. Chat for a while, replies that are not half-assed are a clear indication of intrest.

>>37673178

Also this vid is not reliable. I've observed this @ parties where girls only tinder for shits n giggles.

>>37673155
>ravioli ravioli give me the matcheroli
fucking kek

Hahah, Tinder is the best thing on earth!
I've gotten laid with 3 different girls in the past month. It's so easy it's almost to easy.

It's a good time to be alive.

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>>37673959
You're alright bro

>>37673794
no, probably not. work on improving your appearance and social life.

>>37673207

fucking this.

waste of time when nearly every decent looking girl is a bot.

should have went on tinder before it became mainstream.

>>37672342
I'm 6/10 at best and I use the most awkward sentences and even I went on date from Tinder. But the people I talked were really boring (albeit beautiful by my standards). They said "yeah, lol" to everything that wasn't an online dating cliche.

At this point I believe that women are either using bots that go into yeah,lol exception on Turing test to avoid actual contact or the women I matched with were really bad.

>>37673885
if youre willing to drop your standards to reasonable levels (ugly)
plenty of ugly chicks on tinder, one of them is bound to fuck you

>>37673413
I prob end up fucking 50 per cent of the girls whose numbers I get off Tinder

>>37673885
Take the best photo you can, pay 9.99, swipe everyone right and don't be a jerk. But don't expect something extraordinary to happen, it's just a dating app where women have high standards no matter what. If it doesn't work in first month there is not much to do.

But be also aware that people like you are how they make money. You want to maximize your chances so you pay. If you don't want to oblige their rules don't even get near the app it's not a great app, just another platform where average people arrange mating rituals with average people.

>>37674578
Its still the best dating app out there.
Every other app has five times the bots

>>37674592
Arguably, and the number of bots is not an inherent property of the app it's just a benefit of using facebook.

>>37674604
Regardless, it is what it is

>>37673155
get rid of everything except the last sentence

>>37673178
things like this make me want to kill myself.

I don't even like me, how can someone else even stand to be near me?
can't wait to die alone

god, I just want some kind of validation. How much does it cost to have a hooker tell you she thinks you're not repulsive?

I'm attractive with a couple decent photos. I got plenty of matches, lots of girls messaged me first, but it always ended up with me carrying the conversation on my own humor, and the girls going along with it without giving me a single reason to actually want to meet with them.

I want friends with benefits relationships and fun dates but I'm not going to go out with someone who feels no obligation to prove their conversational value. Should I just fuck guys, /fit/?

>>37674683
I'll give that validation for free. If you realized this and trying to do better without hurting anyone (actually calling out to women and making yourself more miserable) you must be a really nice person. And I don't think you are repulsive at all from the way you talk. Physically you may be but don't get too involved with people who are only interested in that. Have fun dude.

>>37673155
Absolut Chad 10/10

>>37674721
That is a general issue with women as far as I've observed (I've observed not so many) not only on Tinder. The gender roles make them think it is the man who should provide amusement because in the end she is delivering service by being there at all. The real issue is even the most hardcore feminist would still not engage in conversation with you but she would drool over someone who has means of providing amusement.

>>37674683
there are tons of women out there, senpai. watching some stupid, entitled sloots use tinder on camera is a terrible idea unless you want to see how shallow women can be

>>37674776
If I wanted a pointless wet hole, I'd just buy a fleshlight. Has silicon- and water-based lube made women obsolete?

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>get tinder
>set wide age range
>set distance to max
>swipe right on almost every woman, only excluding cases where I honestly wouldn't be able to maintain a hard on with them
>literally zero responses
I honestly didn't know that I was this ugly.

>>37674721

so you first want to hear her life story before you go on a real date? tinder is just for the match. once matched you try to get her on a actual date. during the date you can talk as much as you want, if that's your thing.

>>37674801
But the validation from someone who never likes anything feels good and there's still no replacement for validation from a human. I'd say physically they've been replaced, you don't even need a fleshlight, any silicon vagina will do.

>>37674813
No. I just want to know I won't be a conversational Atlas, I'm not a zoo exhibit

>>37674806
you probably did something wrong in the photo. as you can tell from the video in this thread, little things can be a huge turnoff on a place like tinder. it's different in real life

>>37673155
Good but you look like a nigger thug with that mohawk

>>37674683
Dude it is just Tinder.
The same bitches you see in that video would crave the attention and validation by guys they would normally next on Tinder.

>>37674776
I dunno a part of me thinks that dating apps just distill cross gender interactions to its purest form. Women sort men, nit

>>37674806
I heard somewhere if you constantly swipe right, your profile is a lot less visible.

My roommate and I tried this, we got an average of additional 8 matches per week than we would have by constantly swiping right. I think it may have something to do with them trying to reduce the number of bots you see

>>37674855
And men compete for women

>>37674860
Did you have a control? Possibly the difference is just luck

>>37674855
>>37674870
women don't hold nearly as much power as you guys think. yes, for the initial contact it's about women sorting men, but once you're past that step men typically hold most of the power. you don't have to be a chad to have plenty of women wanting you and having to choose between them.

>>37674845
The behaviours are inbuilt. Dating apps just magnify it.
Women become more picky when theres no cost. Men becomes less picky. However the prefences remain

Make sure you wear something red in your photo. Girls prefer guys who wear red, somehow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1rx61XmcDk

>>37674855
Yeah that is exactly what they are, but is this how it should be is another question and the people partaking in this writing in their profiles that this should not be like this (may not be written explicitly) is the ultimate irony of all dating apps.

More importantly these people believing this should not be like this is the reason why they're in the dating app which is a second order irony I love.

>>37674901
Having lots of women wanting you is the definition of chad.

>>37674917
Well i think most people are just surprised it is that extreme because western people at least get drummed into their heads that sexes are basically equal

>>37674901
What do you mean by holding power? Do you mean that I get to choose where the conversation should go? But that was the thing people don't like in the first place, women not bringing their characters or original content.

>>37674908
Attraction is more than just the physical appearance.
This is why women fuck their bosses all the time, they are attracted to power. Same shit for bouncer in the club, they have power. Even fat ugly bouncers get laid.

Ever realised how women are more attracted to you as soon as you have a girlfriend?
'A woman fucks this guy so there has to be some value'

>>37674944
I was talking about the "women sorting men" thing. maybe it wasn't what you were talking about, but it's a common complaint among men on dating sites (and in real life) that men have to initiate contact and the women just sit back and say yes or no. in my experience this is true, but past this initial contact the dating game is much more in favor of men.

>>37674967
Youre missing the point i think.
Tinder us an appearance app, but guess what? Women project your qualities by the pictures they see. Just watch that video anon posted.
They will judge even the smallest personality details based on one item in your pic, like wearing a hat

>>37674987
How so? I didn't feel like I was the favored side in my Tinder dates.

>>37673195

I'm a fat dude, was on tinder 4 months, 3 real matches. 1 that was meh and super far, 1 ultra-hot girl that I basically told "are you a real person / you're way too hot to have swiped me right" and another one that was great until she went into monk mode over a health issue she got.

fuck tinder when you're a fat guy

maybe in 6-8 months when I'm normal weight I can play the revenge game and break some hearts too

>>37674987
>past the initial contact the dating is in favour of men
Im not sure what you mean.
You've already jumped through hoops to get the girl to like you and now she does. Now you have to keep her by constantly giving her attention. Meanwhile tobs of other guys are waiting for.you to fuck up

Yeah I only get fat chicks on Tinder

>>37674754
>>37674783
>>37674845

This means a lot to me.

>started dating a girl before tinder was created
>now married to said girl
>not sure if missed out or dodged lots of bullets

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Mfw i'm a boring fuck and I still got this girl to be interested in me.

1/?

>>37675105
Matches mean shit dont get your hopes.up

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>>37675105
2/?

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>>37675112
3/?

>>37672375

>not willing to post grill's info
>not willing to post dyel body

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN HERE

GET THE FUCK OUT

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>>37675121
4/?

This probably will never happen lel

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>>37675134
5/?

>>37675134
you're genuinely fun dude. Don't talk yourself down.

where the fuck is zagreb

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>>37675140
6/6

The odds are against me, given the circumstances desu
>>37675141
Thank you based anon

>>37673922

domination / submission

>>37674886

this guy gets it.

>>37675153
Croatia you idiot. Beautiful place.

>>37673178
tinder is for teenagers, not old cakes LOL

>>37675207
B-but 30 year olds use it too

>>37673606
yeah, but I saw at least a girl I know irl and panicked. Funny thing, the very next day we crossed on the streets and she kissed me in the cheeks like we were close friends

>>37674578
>pay 9.99
why?

>>37675162
>The odds are against me, given the circumstances desu
It's pretty beta to hit on a girl on the other side of the atlantic

>>37675388
Eh I mean, she was the one that messaged first

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
tinder is easy mode. just stick a to script
find something funny you like saying
and spam over and over. don't make a new line for each girl. improv abit depending on abt me or what you have in common
but stick to a fucking script
drop a funny line
something abt you
go for the number and fuck
I swear you autist overthink this shit

>>37675419
But that sounds like very insincere. I'd feel bad if I did that.

>>37675434
boo hoo

>>37675434
look im not telling you be like that 24/7 but thats just on tinder
you have all the time in the world on date/meet to be sincere and all that

but on tinder you need to keep it simple and minimal . so some other guy doesn't cockblock you

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What do I say to my freckled waifu ?

>>37675466
Hairy vagoo/10

>>37675466
Say
>I posted your profile on a infamous board full of pedos and perverts, what's up?

Tinder is "screwed standards" the dating app

In real life I can hook up with 7/10 girls easily, on Tinder I go two steps down and only match with 5/10s

>>37675478
Because in real life you compete with everybody else in that place, and in tinder you compete with verybody else registered

>>37672538
>No details
>No story
Want to know how I know you're lying

>>37675347
do you think she wants the D?

>>37675478
that's because in real life you don't really get the same options as you do on tinder. I've seen guys swipe literally everyone to the right (or whatever is the good thing, I don't know I don't use this app). Girls I know on the other hand tell me they only do that to like 3 out of every 100 guys they find

>>37675512
You mean tinder doesnt givr you the same options as in rl
Irl you might get 10 chances to prove yourself to a woman.
On tinder you get one whixh is your profile pic

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>>37675529
Mikado biscuit

Ok, you ask "what are you looking for?", and she goes like "just meet some people. And you?". What should I do? Say the same? Because it's stupid, but I think it will be worse if I say that I want to hook up or even finding a GF

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>>37673273

What kind of retarded fucking graph is this? I imagine it means that men at the 50% percentile have easy access to the 5% least attractive women. This isn't the way to represent this.

>>37673155
How often is this gonna get posted

>>37675552
well for starters you don't ask dumb questions like that.
she's on a sex app just like you?
also don't ask questions you have no potential responses too cmon man

Anyway you could change the subject
just say To Meet a girl to do X with. could be something you should put on her profile like rock climbing,adventures or some hobby you like doing
good luck

Tinder is gonna get me in trouble

>swipin thru bitches
>see cousins ex
>they broke up 3 months ago
>swipe right because thats how i roll
>we instantly match
>i just wanted to talk to her and see how she is
>turns out shes really cool and is into me
>talk for a little bit
>dont even ask for it but she gives me her number
>we've been talkin for a few days
>could smash but id feel guilty and im not sure what to do
>Have a family graduation party tomorrow and cousin is gonna be there
>gonna pretend like nothing is going on
>if i do smash, i hope hes cool with it and we can be eskimo bros

>>37675529
2 much prior knowledge required and women are stupid so she won't look it up to appreciate the joke.

>>37675613
>To Meet a girl to do X with. could be something you should put on her profile like rock climbing,adventures or some hobby you like doing
In fact, I did that >>37673331 but still no one noticed or said anything

>she's on a sex app just like you?
also don't ask questions you have no potential responses too cmon man
That's a fair point, but I can't think about anything else to say right after the usual "hey, what's app", "fine" "What do you do" etc... I mean, how do you even start a real conversation?

It only worked once with my last gf :(

>>37675539
yeah on tinder you can select dozens/hundreds of women, more then there are in a bar. I'm just saying when you have all these options in front of you you're going to aim a little higher than you would in real life.

>>37675641
Ask him about her and depends on his reaction, tell him. He maybe doesn't give a fuck

I envy you, every girl that comes with a "connection" and the only girl I have found that I knew IRL got a nope. Too much pressure

>>37673294
90% of /fit/ is DYEL

>>37675678
That was my plan. Was gonna drink with him tomorrow and be like "hey, so how did you and anonette break up?" If he says "oh it was mutual." Then im good to go. If he gets all sad and tells me about she left him, ill just drop it.

Only other girl ive slept with from tinder was someone i knew irl as well.

>go to bars over the last 3 years
>always see this girl there
>we have some mutual friends
>talk to her a few times
>started going to bars a lot more with my ex
>this girl and ex became pseudo friends who would only hang out at the bar
>break up with ex
>install tinder
>see that girl on there
>swipe right
>we match and i start sending her shitty pick up lines
>it works and she comes over
>nothing happened that night but next time she came over i got it in

>>37675466
>445 instagram photos
I haven't taken as many photos of myself in my entire life. And those are just the ones she deemed appropriate to present.

>>37675663
yeah you're gonna have to find an opener you like. it's gonna take some practice. but remember with tinder you have inf chances to practice
I usually like using the compliment and question combo
Like "You look like somebody who knows how to have fun, Am I right or Wrong"
Then from there she either says yes. and I ask specific things like beach or club type of girl
If she says No then I suggest things I like to do for fun.,
>>37675754
its probably a mix of selfies and quotes I guarantee you.
dated a girl with over 1k

>>37675647
We live in Ireland and Mikado, Kimberley and Coconut Cream are all very popular biscuits

>>37673324
So true lol, this has been my experience. I honestly find that if I do manage to set up a concrete ass time to meet up it only actually happens 50% if the time. Like "Okay you're free on X day at Y time at meet you at Z." She's like "Yea sure :3" literally day before. Doesn't respond day of.

>>37675797
tru then enjoy gliding into that pussy

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Using tinder
Bots
Trannies
Catfish
Bisexual dudes
Old ladies looking for a 3 way with their husband
Yeah no thanks

>>37674860
This is true.
You get a secret rating on your profile based on the number of right swipes you get in relation to the ones you give, that's why swiping only right gets you shit, and that's also why I heard that you're better off putting bi, getting some of those no homo swipes

>>37674721
So, basically you're telling me that girls act the same on tinder as in real life

I've had three dates through Tinder, and one of them is now my milf bootycall

Just keep trying m8s

>>37674901
this is bullshit.
women literally have a buffet of chads and the only time they'll fuck someone that isnt their perfect type is either because he's rich, has great charm or they wanna try and fuck a weird one
No, it's a limited supply market where pussy is diamonds and women are De Beers

>>37675105
>>37675112
>>37675121
>>37675134
>>37675140
>>37675162
she's probably passing time, with zero intention of doing anything with you.
This conversation with you, for her, is the equivalent of a game of candy crush while you're taking a shit

Any tips for making a profile? I've heard conflicting things, some people say the shirtless selfie is bad, others say it's fine.

I have pictures with friends doing interesting shit covered and I could probably manage a picture with my dog or some shit.

>>37675478
Pretty much the opposite is true with me.
I have fucked girls from tinder that I would never even think of approaching in real life.

>>37673273
>woman's are shallow as fuck
Have you never been to a "fit girl" or "high test" thread? There's numerous threads on this board daily showing that most guys here are shallow as fuck
I'm not even going to read the rest or your post because you're obviously a diluted newbie if you think women are particularly shallow

I gave up on Tinder. I don't think a 4/10 guy like me is going to have any luck.

>>37673393
You're so far down the rabbit Hole you're growing potatoes out your ass

99% of girls are on tinder to laugh at you. Seriously, male tinder accounts are so cookie cutter and try hard. My friend leads guys on, not on purpose but because they literally try too hard

>>37673415
Group photos are good, when you've already established who you are. Don't make them guess which one you are
>not paying attention to what the girl actually said
I can see why you have relationship issues

>>37673444
If you think that's contradictory then you're autistic. Being fit does not equal gym selfies, there's plenty of ways to show you're fit w/o taking a narcissistic gym selfie. If you can't understand this, you may be mentally challenged

>>37673467
Not a lot of guys are hot in general. Males tend to put a lot less effort into their looks (age horribly because think moisturizing and creams are "girly", etc.). You guys aren't any different, but a lot of uggos on fit try to hide their ugly with a "buff" body, which is obvious and just sad.

>>37673155
very nice brah, you're still a nigger but a cool one

>>37673622
No one should. Its a shallow app and if you were a truly decent person you wouldn't require it to find a match.

I find tinder to be a bitch way to pickup bitches.
Bitches picking up bitches.
Its just as easy to pick em up at a bar or whatever shit you're into. Thing is you gotta have some type of nut to do it.

Tinder is too easy of a game, for the weak.
Id never date or fuck a tinder bitch, disgusting pussy.

>>37673651
She's the one with weird communication? Seriously? That Guy just made a super lame joke about being bad in bed , if you don't think that's the weird part of that conversation than you have mental issuea

>>37673706
Some people prefer to sleep with interesting people, how is that so hard to understand?

>>37676453
Nowhere near as cookie cutter as 99% of women profiles which just consists of

>DUDE TRAVEL LMAO
>DUDE DOGS LMAO
>DUDE 420 LMAO
>DUDE GAME OF THRONES LMAO

it's amazing that women expect guys to put so much effort on Tinder when all they do is half ass everything.

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>>37676060
Hello summer

>>37673712
Careful, dem coodies will get you everytime too!

>>37673778
Ohhh there's the real problem. Homeboy got rejected even on a shitty dating app with access to thousands of people. Rejection hurts ehy? Just a weeee bit bitter ehy?

>>37676543

Bars are fucking boring, you sit at home playing vidya/scratching your balls an pick up girls and theres a huge pool of women on it, its just retarded to not use it if you're attractive

>>37673816
You have to point it out when they're doing stupid things, because to them the stupid shit they do seems normal, only stupid shit females do actually make it past the internal mental filter of hate

>>37676492
Putting a picture, probably a staged one, of you in the pool is not any more vain than a selfie, really.
And who the fuck cares about vanity in an app literally made to meet other people to fuck?

>>37676417
What are you talking idiot? You are delusional.
Put an average girl in front of a /fit/izen and he'll fuck her.

>>37676417
Lol, do you really think that fitizens only go for high test? If you put a normal girl in front of them wed still be attracted to them. Its not about what we say, but our actions. And unlike most women, our actions show that we are not as shallow as them. There's plenty of data showing that this is true

>>37676560
SO alpha

>>37676635
Men fantasise about top tier but accept bottom tier. Women only accept top tier

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>>37672342
I know who you are OP. You gave it away too easily,

Anyone got any example chad tinder profiles. I'm not fit or good looking but it'd be interesting to see who's actually getting matches

>>37673277
Yes it does you fucking autist

>>37676516
but 2%?
that's literally 9-10/10

>>37676794
white male models.
what else?

>>37676516
>Males tend to put a lot less effort into their looks (age horribly because think moisturizing and creams are "girly", etc.)

I kinda happy us black men have a social pressure to use lotion on our skin to keep it moisturized. Maybe this is why we generally age better than white men (that and melanin).

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>he thinks being /fit/ gets more girls than being /fa/

>>37677023
>trying to impress a girl with a THOT filter

baka desu senpai

>>37677023
shes got a filter that makes her more pretty. it is LITERALLY identifiable. what're you doing you stick figure? chasing after chicks that don't shave their pits?

>>37673273

I'm retarded and how the fuck are you supposed to read this graph

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>>37677038
>>37677059
She's pretty cute without the filter too senpais

>>37677087
dont look at the pretty colours, see the line.
the line is the minimum attractiveness women will like men for their own attractiveness

>>37677038
this

>>37674886

Nah the Tinder algorithm is pretty smart. It shows your profile to fewer people if you swipe right too much or left too much, because it assumes you're either not picky enough or too picky (don't ask why, but it does). It also assigns you a 'score' of some sort based on some complex bullshit (the actual algorithm is secret) and shows you to people of a similar score, probably assuming you're more likely to get a match.

>>37677111
her face is a 6.5, but she might have an ace bod

>>37677111
shes really not. don't fool yourself with her asian eccentricity. she is a 4/10 at best

>>37673273
>I'm an uggo don't use tinder because I have sour grapes

>>37677138
that doesnt make sense unless it has special algorithms for male and female users

>>37677111
>there is a person RIGHT NOW that thinks this swamp donkey is attractive

>>37677161
the graph is made up anyway

>>37677167

It probably does. This was from an article I read a while ago. They understandably keep the actual process a secret

>>37677111
Bitch has a lazy eye

>>37677161
>Men also judge attractiveness on factors beyond just anatomy, though in general, men are nearly three times as likely to swipe “like” (in 46 percent of cases) than woman (14 percent).

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/30/fashion/tinder-the-fast-growing-dating-app-taps-an-age-old-truth.html?_r=0

14% nigger. Women like only 14%.

>>37675124

WRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>37672342

Why are you in San Jose?

>>37673195
>tfw live at home in new york city in the southern part of brooklyn
>set range to 15 miles and get matches with NYU girls
>don't ever message them becausr too autistic
Everyone says that NYU girls are thirsty because every guy in NYU is gay but i'm basically a memeing 4chan faggot so how is that any different. What the fuck do I do /fit/.

>>37672342
>lifting for grills

I would rather kill myself

>>37673167
Everyone says this but I don't buy it. If you look meh-okay it probably applies but if your yok3d as per normie standards grills are gonna get moist and swipen right (unless you look like an all around douchebag i.e. Your tux pic)

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Brehs help I'm too autistic for this. None of these are great but I have some legit hot matches as well.

>>37673324
Fix your game.

I was on tinder for like two weeks. 22 matches, six good conversations, six dates, six opportunities for sex but declined five for various reasons. The one I did go through with was fun and she came multiple times but had a tough time finishing me off. I didn't call her back.

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>>37672342
feels good being attractive

>>37678623
what app is that

>>37678623
How is bumble compared to Tinder

>>37678745
NBÖG UT

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>>37678745
>>37678784
e

>>37678745
Aren't you the swedish guy who doesn't really looks swedish and is hairy as fuck?

>>37677111
>that fucking eye
Reverend Smith is that you?
>>37678745
>>37678785
>>37678829
goddamn swede you lucky bastard

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>>37678747
Bumble, basically Tinder but only girls can message first (also you're not limited in # of right swipes per day)

>>37678754
I seem to get hotter matches from Tinder but Bumble's not bad

>>37675466
>get in the van piglet, what time can daddy take you to his pen piggy?
trust me say stupid shit like this over and over eventually it will work

>>37678829
If your shorter than 178 cm its going to get embarrassing.

>>37676412
right here with ya senpai, it made me switch to using to tinder just for entertainment/ ego boost. The chicks never look as good as they do in the photos and almost always have something wrong with them. I don't even message chicks anymore and just swipe for attractive girls and hope that a hot one will message me every once and awhile.

>>37678975

> you should be embarrassed about something you were born with and cannot change


come on lad, I'd have no problem going out with a grill taller than me

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Being black is pretty neat

>>37678858
I look pretty swedish and is not very hairy

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>>37677111
for a moment i thought i had someone on my left due to his eye

>mfw laying in the bed
>mfw im alone

>>37678931
how many of em are adbots
be honest

>>37679078
Literally none so far. At least the ones I've actually talked with, maybe some I ignored were bots.

>>37673178
Girls are so mean. :(

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>>37677142
>>37677172
>>37677240
>>37678925
come on you faggots seriously? she doesnt have patrick easton eye

>reedus and weep

>>37673155
dude if youre just gonna use it to smash white wimmen why not lie about your occupation and say youre a lawyer or something rather than a cook at outback. but by the look of you it doesnt even matter anyways lol youre probably swimmin in tang

I've been talking to this girl for 5 weeks everyday and she's still to shy to meetup.

Constantly sends me snapchats and pics. Says she needs me, and has given me a nickname.

What the fuck do I do? I've tried to meetup with her 3 times, but she always flakes and has terrible social anxiety.

Not sure what to do at this point, I know she likes me, but shes scared to meet me. She's never had a BF before and is a legit QT.

Also, she messages me first everyday. I'm 24 and she is 18. Maybe thats why? idk guys :/

>>37678829
Charge your phone.

>>37673620
hell, a fade looks great on most young men in general imo. i just think black people can pull off the bald fade more than white people.

>>37679205
>I'm 24
>She's 18

Uh, yeah senpai thats why. You're breaking the golden rule of half your age plus 7 as well.

>>37679205
>I'm 24 and she is 18.
there ya go m8 dumbass young chicks feel extra special by talking to an older guy cuz they know they would never get that IRL pump and dump or move on

>>37679205
she's using you as a masturbatory attention device

>>37677167

why would you assume it wouldnt? there isn't some social 'fairness' doctrine they're adhering to. they're a business trying to provide the most seamless experience for 2 people to go fuck

>>37672414
this
he got a number though

>reapply for school in college town across the state to finish my degree
>get accepted and reinstated
>ready to turn over a new leaf and get shit done
>moved here into my own place last week for summer classes
>so very lonely
>all I do after class is hw, shitpost, workout, watch Netflix, play guitar
>at least back home I had friends+family+coworkers

I want to make a tinder but I have no recent pictures of me let alone anything with me being active or social. I want to go out to the bar tonight but I know literally nobody here, would it be weird to go out alone?

What do bros?

>>37679249
I just pumped and dumped a 16-year-old last night and I'm 25 (legal here, thanks)

god bless tinder

>>37679020
kek

>>37675360
you can only "like" a limited number of girls per day
paying for tinder lets you just swipe everyone right and you'll match the ones that "like" you back. from then you can still decide whether you liked her or not.

>>37679255
winner

talking to her for 5 weeks without meeting up?
holy fuck you tinder wrong

>>37675554

x is willing to settle for y

>>37673178
They're obviously not going to go for the shirtless selfies in front of their friend and a camera, women don't want to seem like sluts, hence the girls with "no hookups" in their bio often being the easiest to get.

Also these girls are like 6/10 at best and probably have boring shitty profiles, notice how they barely get any matches

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>tfw haven't been on in a while

>>37677111
Another STL bro, Never seen her in my matches yet. GL

>>37679205

Not worth your time.

>>37672342
>You did start working out to get laid more often right?

No.

>>37673178
I can't stand their laughter, why are american women so disgusting?

>>37679255
>>37679249
>>37679243
>>37679346
>>37680359
I disagree. We like each other. We can make this work.

>>37675466
Rhode Island bro here?

>>37679205
I did the same thing and didn't end up meeting up with her. Maybe they think that they aren't good enough for you or just want to get some gratification that someone likes them, but it was a waste of time.

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>>37678745

I remember a Swede posting on the bodybuilding forums - he posted a video of him swiping, and every right swipe was an instant match.

Feels bad man, because I only have 120 matches since I restarted my account three months ago.

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>>37673178
they seem so insufferable, damn. not worth the time if you ask me. I just feel bad for the guys who will bend over backwards for the approval of these brainless morons.

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>>37673195
>don't be too autistic

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>>37680858
>tfw 4 non-bot matches in 3 weeks

That's it. I'm done with this shit.

>tfw ugly
help /fit/, these threads always trigger me

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>>37680992
Just got to live with it bro and step up your personality/game to compensate for it.

Suggest a legit Tinder bio for me
No memes pls

I'm a black guy in college trying to maximize my time while taking clssses at school this summer

>>37673178
>be attractive
>use a non-selfie non-shirtless photo of you and a dog
>right swipe city

I've fucking GOT THIS LET'S GO

>>37681085
>>37681085

>I'm a black guy in college trying to maximize my time while taking clssses at school this summer

Dubs says put this

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>>37681096

>Listening to two dumb american whores whilst trying to pick up dumb american whores through the internet

When will you retards realize that literally the lowest value women are on tinder? If you are just there to cum and dump then i guess it's ok but some of you guys are actually trying to find romantic interests through fucking TINDER...just stop now

>>37681120
>just there to cum and dump then i guess it's ok

all I'm there for m8

also not in america fwiw

>>37681102
>>37681085

Real answers pls famalam

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>>37673178

I have this on very low volume but even hearing their voices slightly I get the urge to bash their skulls open..is this normal.

>>37679662
>setting range to over 10 miles

Disgusting.

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>>37673178
Alright I'm done. I can't believe I spent so much time trying to get some good pictures to impress women like this.

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>mfw almost every women who says "only 6ft+" is also fat as fuck

What makes these women think they're entitled to this shit?

>>37680992
>tfw not ugly

If you're autistic enough to be here it doesn't even matter senpai

>>37681102
Am I retarded or is this not terrible
>I don't have tinder btw

>>37681178
It's not terrible, but it's boring and borderline autistic. You want something funny or interesting. Since I drum (and listen to mathrock) mine is

>4/4 in the streets, 11/8 in the sheets. 6'1

But I'm ugly and don't get many matches :( so take what I say with a grain of salt

>>37680401

I'm 18F and I date older guys, but there is an older guy I would like to meet but I'm too shy. He is 23 and has a full on beard. I'm just afraid I would look too young next to him.

I've had a (pure platonic) 27 year old friend and whenever we went out to do stuff together people would watch us all the time. It feels really awkward, you know?

Maybe she feels like she is too childish for you or thinks you might feel like that.

Maybe that's a reason why she won't meet you.

Or.. the other guys are right and you are just used as a masturbatory attention device.

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>>37673178
Is this Jeff? Looks like him competing in men's physique Olympia

>>37681233

you are a cum recepient dumpster too :)

>>37681248
Cheers mate

>>37681265

slut cunt

>>37681216
That one's actually pretty good senpai go for it

I'd like to start using tinder and apparently I'm decently good looking but I'm really insecure about any pictures I'd use not to mention whatever kind of spergy shit I'd put in my profile lol

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Tinder increased my vaginal entries from 0 to 30 in two years, I was 19 when I signed up. College is so good, but then i also meat women who are 25+ and I turn into their college fuccboi. I love tinder, everyone can shit on it because of the success rate, but I dont care because at least it's working. In college I just stay quiet and shy

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>>37681238
Lmao it is

>>37681311
fyi I used to go on it for about 1 or 2 hours a day btw, just fishing and fishing

>>37673178
So what? Tinder is just for a quick fuck. Of course women are gonna shoot high because they can literally sift through dozens of men in an instant. You sift through 100 in a day, like 20, talk to maybe 8, go on a date with a some and fuck even fewer.

>>37681367

Wow tinder is so fucking sad. Have you people really just given up meeting people in real life? I can't imagine going through this tremendously saddening experience.

I guess you millenials have a lot more coming your way

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Rate my tinder game.

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>>37681492
Top notch bruh, she's missing out if she doesn't respond

Rate mine pls

>>37678623
>red hair and problem glasses

Care to explain yourself anon?

>>37681504

Thanks for the motivation.

I'll ask her to please respond.

>>37681492
It seems to be the right "community" for you

>>37678729
game means jack shit

>>37681514
Literally right-swiped everyone since there's no swipe limit on Bumble

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You guys think she'll be DTF after a couple dates?

>1/3

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>>37681869

>2/3

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>>37681869
>>37681902

>3/3

>>37681869
>>37681902

tl;dr

>>37673393
f-friends?

> use tinder
> increasingly hate women

> get a gf
> hate woman except for her

>>37673155
Nigger