>"Sup bud, how many scoops you got there?"

Just one, don't want to overdo it you know?

>>37646002
3 GORILLIAN AYYY LMAO XDDDDD

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>>37646048
Uh, do you think Rome was built with one scoop?

C'mon...

Don't fucking talk to me I'm here to SHOOT MACC TRUCK not to OH CHYNA

>>37646048
But you gotta eat big to get big, man.

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I only eat real food.
These shakes don't count as meals though.
Don't buy sups, keep your money.
Buy my sups, god damnit.

Joking aside I met Rich in person and had a good 20 min convo with him
Guess he liked my conversation compared to the other 2 min interactions. Interesting guy, tries way harder to be a business man than a bodybuilder. Actually an honest guy, especially if you're knowledgable and not a dyel. Told me to compete classic when I have been lifting a little longer. Told me to consider pinning (shocker) and complimented my genetics. Talked about his dog a bit too. Honestly just a normal-ish guy. Consumed with the business world though.
Also Sara's titties are absolutely ABSURD in person. She must have had massive ones and gotten implants too because theh're fucking ridiculous. Her ass is phat but small by comparison.
Rich also had really greasy hair and weird skin texture. He's also a liar about his height. I'm 6'1 and I was a good deal taller than him and he was in those boosted ass basketball shoes he likes wearing.

On a side note he was dissapointed I don't give a shit about social media

>>37646540
>455 lbs is an advanced DL for his weight

manlet detected

>>37646540
Posted my statismos.
Wrist injury fucked my presses up doe.
Also my barbell row is higher than my bench =^)
Not the strongest but my body responds really well to hypertrophy I guess.

>>37646556
I'm 185 at 12% bodyfat, maybe less. 6'1. 21 years old. There are a good amount of people stronger than me. But I'm not much for powerlifting, but that's something I enjoy in its own right.

I get all my protein from food and don't use "scoops". I know it's a tough concept to actually count your macros haha you too

>>37646587
kek it's ok manlet I'm sure you'll find someone to care for you

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Piana looks like a lot like Mark Wolff. I think it is the facial structure.

>>37646635
....okay? I don't understand why you harp on that so much. But hey if you want to believe I'm not some guy whose slightly above average height then good for you buddy =^) whatever makes you feel better about yourself.
I was actually trying to talk about the person this thread is about, but hey why not just attack a random thing that isn't true with memes. That's a reasonable decision!

8 SCOOPS 10 TIMES A DAY

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>>37646621
NO SCOOPS CONFIRMED

>>37646654
...do you just have photos of guys pulling their pants down saved to your comp? Just for the sake of comparing facial structures of guys who have (a stretch) mildly similar facial structures?
Go on...

>>37646728
Hello, Reddit!

>>37646745
No I googled it and used the image location. I do like porn of all sorts but I don't have any of his besides Lords of the Locker room. Just for the past week whenever I have seen many pictures of Rich Piana he seemed so similar to me. It only clicked now.

>>37646750
I've actually never browsed. But hey, well meme'd right? Do you like posting memes instead of contributing to the thread?
I mostly post on this board to share advice and help new guys. But I actually have met Rich and spoke to him for a bit.

But hey, at least I know you're thick, solid, tight and you only do squats and eat oatz.
Skateboard squats exclusively, you also don't train arms right?
>wow this is fun

>>37646796
Idk who he is, I didn't know he was a (gay?) Porn Star. But hey whatever works for you bud. Do you fantasize it's the Piano man?

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>>37646900

>>37646002

None, I eat my calories.

>>37646915
Not really, Piano man is no longer human. I am only attracted to non-humanoid aliens.

>>37646540
>when rich compliments your genetics

just /fit/ things

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>>37646900
I really care what you have to say

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>>37646085
>Rome wasn't built on 1 scoop
A tip for you good sir

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>>37646002
>tfw Rich will never personally inject you with scoops when he found out that you haven't taken a minimum of 4

>>37647074
top kek

What matters isnt the number, but the size of the scoop.

>>37646540
>He's also a liar about his height. I'm 6'1 and I was a good deal taller than him and he was in those boosted ass basketball shoes he likes wearing.

you almost got me to believe

I dont use scoops, only real food, i blend raw chicken breast, rice and brocolli and then drink it, dont want to overdo on the cooking 5% Whatever it takes

I-I only put one scoop in my oatmeal this morning. I'm sorry Ricky Ticky Piantissimo-senpai