FPH

fat people are great

>>37644006
incorrect

>>37644057
Target master race, fuck walshart

>>37644057
Absolutely haram

keep it up guys. 1 year recovering fatty here. these really help me stay motivated. i was pretty close to just mindlessly eating and just saw one of these threads.

keep up the great work!

>>37643924
>My brain was changing shape
BISH HOL UP YO BODY WUZ TOO
>It's not about health
>Muh mental health
>Hating fat rolls is the same as homophobia
>Rejects your ewww

Author my arse. I can't do this.

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>>37643924
Happy pride anons!

I worked in my city's downtown during pride, every body I saw reflected poor discipline. What happened to the ripped sexy gay men and bear dikes of yesterday?

Also nobody fucking tipped. I literally saw someone decked out in rainbow spend over twenty bucks on food and not tip and then give a fiver to a homeless crusty holding a sign.

>>37645052

Same here. Fph and fps keep me fueled for success.

>>37645181
>waaaaaahhhhhh, nobody's giving me free money

>>37644057
Do they really think they are fooling anyone with those gigantic around the liver height bikini bottoms?

>>37644057
Obvious bait is obvious

>>37645253


>le smug outsider meme

>>37645181
>that guy in the background

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>>37644057
all around me are familiar faces

>>37644057
I don't get it. Looks like any other day at Walmart.

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>>37644057
that's some intense subversion right there

>>37645010
I'll shop at Target someday.

>>37645052
Ditto

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One of my personal favorites

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>>37645604

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>>37645625

>>37643924
Anyone else here a former fatass and feels nothing but contempt for fat acceptance?

>>37645495
Fatties BTFO

>>37645664
That has to be some kind of condition.

>>37645651
In the progress of not being fat here

Fat acceptance is so stupid. It's just for ignorant people who have no self control and are too lazy to do anything different.

Even at my fattest I knew what I was doing was terrible and that I needed to stop. It's a totally different kind of person to be a hamplanet and justify it.

>>37645604
RIP pony

>>37643924
I listened to that episode. Did any former fatties feel the same as the woman who lost all the weight? I came from skeleton mode and my experience was way different.

>>37645691
I'm pretty sure she was fatter and got her stomach stapled. Your skin is fairly elastic but when you are obese for a long period of time you actually damage the skins ability to reshape itself normally. She will have to under go multiple surgeries to get all that shit trimmed off. To the point where should could loose a significant amount of weight.

>>37645647
>this is really skinny to hamplanets
>>37645664
WHAT THE FUCK?

>you don't even lift
Top pip

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>>37643924

>>37645966
The rare, white Snuffleupagus.

>>37645766
Respect is earned not given...she put in the work and got results and boosted her self worth. People notice if you have more self esteem and it makes you more "attractive".

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Does anyone else here hate Amy schumer? I thought there was fat hate for her cuz eewwwww

>>37645625
> I'm not homophobic, but only gays have bodies like that
And that's to say it's bad to be gay?

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>>37645990
I'm not the only one who sees this, right?

>>37645604
man ponies are cute as fuck

>>37645625
most of those got downvoted to hell and back

>>37645966
Looks like Piano man if he kept the diet but became completely sedentary.

>>37646059
I just don't like her because she isn't funny at all. Reminds me of a white Carlos Garcia.

>>37643924
>In this new world, when I walked down the street, attractive men and women would do something to me they'd never done before. They would look me up and down, and then they would nod their heads. Thin people nod at each other?
Can confirm. Being noticeably thin is like a secret club. I'm sure it's similar when two muscular people meet.

>>37645181
I don't even know the story behind this picture, but I find myself imagining this fat fuck sitting around, trying to figure out how he can be the special snowflake he was always told he'd be.
Get /fit/? Nah, too much work.
Get smart? Nah, too much work.
Earn lots of money? Nah, too much work.
Develop a talent to ungodly levels? Nah, too much work.
Come out of the closet? Perfect! I can even get mad at people for not treated me special.

>>37646098
Oh fuuuaark

>>37644057
>we're subverting the dominant paradigm!

They're being contrarian, but they don't convince. Nothing's been subverted, ladies, but you did achieve your true objective: getting the attention your father deprived you of as a child

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>>37646208
>Reminds me of a white Carlos Garcia.

I think you mean John Goodman

>>37646059
Absolutely 100%

>>37645052
Do not let them drag you back down! There are so many.

35% of men and 40% of women were obese as of 2014.
Percent of adults age 20 years and over with overweight, including obesity: 70.7% (2013-2014)

http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/obesity-overweight.htm

>>37645181
Can he see his pecker?
C-can he masturbate into his fat?

>>37646059
Agreed. There was a point very early on before her recent increase in fame where she seemed like she had potential on some talk show or something. Then everything I saw after that was shit. I hated her before I realized how frumpy she was but that just added to the cringe in her so called "humor."

>>37646059
My friend thinks shes the best thing to happen to comedy

>>37646814
>He can literally fuck himself

>>37646912
Your friend sounds awful.

>>37646711
>this is a size 6

>>37646912
Why does your friend have a jihad against comedy?

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I love these threads.

>>37646994
I dated a girl who was 5'6 and wore a 10 or 12 depending on brand. Amy claims to be 5'7. My ex had a way better body with better proportions and significantly more toned. Its amazing how people lie about that shit. There is no way Amy is the size she claims.

>>37646957
Yeah, hes like the kind of guy that would get his ass beat daily if we still had 80s style bullies.

>>37647094
I think he might be a feminist and says shit like that because of it

>>37643924
Intolerable fatass shared this on Facebook. She claims to know a lot of Fem IR political theory but she is 100% wrong 100% of the time and is truly unfit for respiration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akPb_Bvor0A

>>37645280
Hide my head, I wanna drown my sorrow

>>37646059
I honestly think she's really funny

But I hate her face

Shrug whatever it doesn't matter to me

>>37647406
You mean you find the jokes she steals funny

>>37646994
She's a size 12 - 14

She said she was a 6 once but she obviously isn't anymore

>>37647420
I find her delivery funny and not 100% of her content is stolen but yeah I've heard some jokes were

>>37647361

>Everybody can be a bikini body! Yay!
>Except for thin white women! Yay! You're fucking scrawny and ugly and FUCK YOU! Yay!

Ok

>>37647423
>She said she was a 6 once


In grade school maybe

>>37647459
>phrasing

I meant that she once claimed to be a 6, not that she was actually once a 6 in her life

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>>37647406
How?

>>37647361
With the exception of the one legged black girl, you can see the self hatred, lack of confidence and shame on every one of those faces.

>>37646711
God damn, Fuck Chloe Morets, this is real fridge mode.

>>37646994
My mom's held on to some pairs of size 8 jeans for over 30 years now. She's recently been losing weight and can fit into the same pants today, and according to her, size 8 from the 80s is smaller than a size 4 today.

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>>37646059
This post is probaly amy herself trying to get /fit to provide her with material for her act

>>37645813
>visible abs on a gril
>not skinny
back to /fa

>>37645766
women started looking at me and shyly smiling
but i also started making it around the time the köln newyears sex attack happend and im very dark skinned for a german and have a beard so they might justbe afraid of getting raped

>>37644057
Thank god I don't go to that walmart anymore
It's so weird because that part of town is college town and fuck asu girls are faaaaayyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiin.

>>37648569
Good job triggering me you fucking roach

>>37643924
The second story is even more fucked up than the first one. You can hear how the guy regrets the marriage once she starts accusing him of stuff he would have done if she was still fat. But later he 'admitted he's not been listening '. This woman is legitimately crazy, no wonder conservatives despise TAL / NPR.

>>37648355
That is actually true, don't let the fucking fatties fool you, average people were always skinnier then they are now. Clothing companies obviously realized this and started making bigger clothes and changed the size numbers so fatties would still buy their stuff.

>>37643924
She talks about counting almonds... bitch if you counted your calories you wouldn't be fat anymore in the first place. I hate how deathfats think, it's a fucking addiction and they should be taken to rehab centers.

>>37646794

70% WHAT THE FUCK

Capitalism is really working out.

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>>37648871
the image or the refrence to rape?

>>37645604
stupid cunt but sombody probly schould have warned her

We have horse breeders in or village i often jog past these magical fucks they have come in so many colors its like you went to horsy pokemon land one looks like a zebra horse the other looks like a polar beer horse and so on
I great them as if they where ppl

>>37646794
>40% of women
well that slims down the pool of fuckable women significantly

>>37647473
She's more like a 4...4/10

>>37649748
Where's the wrists?

>>37649748
Wow..... Thats disgusting

>>37645181
>every body I saw reflected poor discipline

man, i see this all the time and i catch myself making disgusted faces whenever i walk by one of these fucking blobs. I'm surprised i havent been called out or assaulted, honestly. i'm an asshole

>>37649748
this doesn't even look human anymore.

>>37645651
checking in

I was fat as fuck in middle and high school.
do you know how it feels to never get any attention from the opposite sex? Being fat robbed me of ever experiencing young love. I will never, ever in my life go through that.

I hate fatness so fucking much.

>>37646208
Her entire act revolves around MUH VAGINA. Why do people keep telling me she's funny, it's like people telling me that horse faced cunt from Sex and the City is attractive.

>>37646059
I liked her before she got all smug and self-righteous (and fat, yuck, she used to be kind of hot but this is just...huh, wow)

>>37646059
When will people realize women aren't funny?

>>37649890
Same, anon. In addition to the fat, I had long hair and was kind of a weeaboo. I was basically going out of my way to be unappealing to girls, but still thought I was the shit. This site helped give me self-awareness and the drive to change, and I'm glad it did

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>>37645604

>>37645664
it's some fucking dark realm shit

>>37650663
I don't even know where to begin.

>>37647102
Kek x 10

>>37648462
>I can't stop eating, so I'll just eat and then take the food out of me
Jesus Christ, this is an article from the onion, right?

>>37646098
kek

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>>37649748

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>>37643924
I posted some of these pics yesterday, reposting in this thread.

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>>37651081
>being so fat your fupa dislocates your thigh

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>>37651092
Compare the ghostly outlines of the flesh in this pic to the size of the bone that has to support it all

>>37651101
Did you know that fatties can get to fat that their spine gets fat?

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>>37651112
whoops forgot pic

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>>37651123

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>>37651128
alright this is the last pic I got

I fucking hate this 'fat activism' shit. Oxymoron not intended of course.

The fact that everyone wants to be called beautiful regardless of how they look is a horrible reflection on just how arrogant we are becoming as a society. Only a small percentage of the population are actually beautiful, and those who are all work their asses of to look the way they do. If the hottest supermodel in the world became an unhygienic slob who spend her life eating herself to death from the comfort of her armchair, she would no longer be seen as the hottest supermodel in the world. Likewise, if these fat landwhales spent a small amount of their time exercising, reading into nutrition and how to eat a healthy diet, and just fucking trying to be at least somewhat clean and hygienic, they could all be reasonably good looking, with only an hour or so a day's work and a couple of life changes.

But no. Of course not. These people are so fucking lazy that they would rather try to change the views of a whole society of billions of people who are simply following their instincts than get into a shape that isn't wider than it is tall. Honestly, the fact that people so lazy exist is worrying to me.

Their arguments are woeful at best too. They say that you can be healthy at every size. Frankly this is like saying that you can be tall at any height. It just isn't true. But the one fallacy they love to cry from every fucking possible rooftop is that people should love and accept themselves. If loving yourself means allowing yourself to grow to 150kg, drastically shortening their lives and limiting what things they can experience in that lifetime, then I honestly am at a loss for words.

>>37651149
Blindly accepting yourself is not a good thing. Everyone has imperfections and traits that they do not like about themselves, but instead of working to make themselves the best they can be, they make their insecurities the sole thing they identify with. This is an extremely unhealthy attitude; these people seem to me to be in denial more than anything, like a widow who clings to the memory of their spouse and never quite allows themselves to get over it.

This sort of attitude towards life is the last thing we should promote, but it is now becoming more and more common because of vile echo-chambers that these insecure people are attracted to in order to be told that their insecurities do not actually exist, but that they are instead poor victims of a dreadful society. This discourages them from actually sorting their shit out, and instead creates an insecurity so powerful that has an influence over every last thing they do.

TL;DR

Fat activism is something that is not only unhealthy for the body, but also the mind. Not everyone is beautiful, but those who are could quite easily not be, and those who are not could be decent looking if they put some effort into it.
We should not accept ourselves, but rather should dedicate ourselves towards reaching perfection by eliminating the things that make us insecure. Only then will you be physically healthy and confident. Confess to your vanity, don't oppress it. Only then will your insecurities go away.

TL;DR TL;DR

Fuck these people

>>37651149
I think a large part of the problem are all the desperate betas who are willing to do anything for anything female, no matter what size, this means even the fattest, laziest women out there are able to get men which leads to them thinking it's because they are beautiful.

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>>37644057
as if walmart didnt cater to these beasts

I think countries with free healthcare should not pay for these grotesque masses of lard to have expensive treatments for preventable illnesses. People who are too fat to get a job, or are disabled because of their weight should also not receive a penny from the Govt. We need to tread obesity with the same sort of attitude we treat smoking and drug abuse. They're all unhealthy choices that negatively impact society.

>>37646711
no because John Goodman is a GOOD MAN

>>37651206

To add to this, childhood obesity should be considered abuse.

>>37649904
This is War
I Lie Wounded on Wintery Ground
With Hundred of Corpses around
Many Wounded Crawl Helplessly around
On the Blood Red Snowy Ground
War
Cries of the (ha, ha) Suffering Sound
Cries for Help to All Their Dead Moms
War
Many Hours of Music
Many Drops of Blood
Many Shiverings and Now I Am Dead
And Still We Must Never Give up
War

>>37651239

...Is she.. dead? Heart attack from too much wrist movement using the scooter, possibly? I know it can get tiring wheeling around all day. And probably with only a few lbs of snacks to keep her energy up, too. :/

>>37651239
How are they gonna get her out of that store? A tow truck?

>>37650663
>Sitting on a horse is exercise
Hahaha what?

>>37651260
Na man need something stronger. A forklift maybe?

>>37651206
>>37651222

I agree, but unfortunately we alsp pay for alcoholics and drug users, so I doubt we'll see a change soon.

Today at the station I saw my first death-fat kid. I can't even tell how old she was because fat kids look so much older. But she was grotesque. What have we become?

>>37651101

>BMI 160

But....but how? I wonder how high her bf% is. 99%?

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>>37648489
Is that the guy from the God Hand cover?

>>37651176
I haven't had sex in 7 years. Maybe more. I would never lower my standards to a hamplanet.

Chubby I would do, so long as she carried it well enough, but I'm talking about someone who's bmi is a touch on the highside at most.

>>37651262

Horse RIDING is exercise. You either sit up and down, moving with the horse, or you cling to the horse while it runs. It's core and thigh work.

Sitting on a horse like a fat tumor is not exercise, no.

>>37651271

A nation of lethargic butterballs, dumbed down by our own fat, I guess. Can't even remember learning REAL nutrition in school, and if I didn't want to do gym they wouldn't make me. And that was in the 80-90's. Don't know if it got better but man I bet it hasn't.

The good thing is, a movement full of people who will have the lifespan 1/3 of the length of a normal healthy person can't last long.

>>37651283
Probably between 60-65% anything higher than 60% bf is near impossible.

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>>37645181
Mirin' calves. What's his routine?

>>37651262
Properly horseriding is a light cardio exercise.

>>37651262
It's exercise for the horse, I guess

>>37646814
Are you sure that's a male?

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>>37651363

>>37650663
>horse riding
>exercise

>>37651304
>Horse RIDING is exercise
Lol no it fucking isn't. I bet you think riding a motorcycle is exercise too huh?

>>37646210
>DYEL
The post, the man, the legend

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>>37643924
fat cunts are worse than my worthless daughter

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>>37648462
I wonder which one is the worst, this or the sandpaper on the tongue.

>>37649748
Cottage monster.

>>37651517
>Horse RIDING is exercise
yeah, for the horse

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>>37645181

>>37649748
ok. im done here, this broke me. Today was my rest day, but im just gonna go do some light cardio instead. bye.

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I don't get how you go from hosting a show about losing weight to going full ham. The funniest thing is tabloids reporting that she's "slimmed down" but still looks fat as fuck.

Fat people were scientifically proven to be terrible people years ago.
https://youtu.be/pJfq-o5nZQ4
You can change, but if you're fat, you're objectively a bad person.

This video should be included in every FPH thread.

>>37645625
>i'm not homophobic
but you are a faggot

>>37645010

>Shopping at big box stores.

You are literally a part of the problem.

>>37651517
>>37651559

Confirmed for being too fat to have ever ridden a horse.

>>37650663
>the university must bring in and feed monster horses the can support my weight instead of expecting me to diet down to a weight the horse can carry
That's literally human privilege

>>37651618
Confirmed to be a chubby 16 year old girl that thinks riding her mommy's pony constitutes actual cardio that makes any sort of difference.

>>37645625
At least those comments are downvoted

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>>37646098
Cannot be unseen

>>37644006

True. What would we make fun of without them?

>>37651528
Kinda hot, tbqht
Got more?

>>37648462
Who knew the only problem with bulimia is sending food through your throat and mouth twice.

>>37644057
>The militant baker

>>37646059

She literally looks like what a human-form of Miss Piggy would look like.

>>37645664
I remember when she was the melted colossus.

>>37651579
What are those greenish black spots under her tits?

>brother used to be really fucking fat
>got him to go to the gym with me last September cause he was bored
>really liked it, and wanted to come back
>wanted to start eating right
>he's gone with me every time since then
he's down to 200 from 240, and I'm fucking proud of him
Idk how these fat slobs just lay around getting fatter and fatter, I'd kill myself

>>37645647
Whoever defended her goal has horrible grammar.

>>37652188
Lol yeah what the actual fuck is that supposed to mean? Does she have a bazooka that shoots cinnamon rolls? Are her cookies laced with C4?

>>37651269
nah it'll take a crane to get it out

>>37652269
>What are those greenish black spots under her tits?

Mold and fungus. No joke.

>>37650663

Horses need to check their fucking privilege.

>>37648462
Wouldn't bulimia be easier and less life threatening at that point?

>>37644006
For a laugh

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>>37651101

>BMI of 160

Mirin that bulk, bro

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>>37652486
>>37651101
>>37651283
BMI reported to be 204

>>37652508

This is some The Onion level shit.

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>>37652525
It's not the onion but It does seem fake, who cares still wouldn't be hard to believe.

>>37651262
>>37651385
it's not exercise but it's great for developing ass

girls that go horseriding multiple times a week usually have great asses

Anyone have the front ass pic?

>>37652594
>it's not exercise but it's great for developing ass
You do realize you're contradicting yourself.
You can't develop a nice ass without exercise.

>>37644057
>DON'T BE ASHAMED OF BEING FAT
>wears waist height bikini bottoms to cover huge gut

>>37652304
Good for your brother. I don't understand how people can just let themselves get fat either. Once I noticed I gained five pounds last year I lost it as quick as I could.

>>37645010
>Shopping at a place that goes hard on the LGBT bandwagon
>ISHYGDDT

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>>37651128
>displaced fracture of lower femur and slight fracture of upper tibia from jumping a couple inches

>>37646059
I found it funny she tried.to claim.she's only a size.6-8 and that it was.ridiculous for vanity fair to put her in a plus size.issue.
Its like bitch please, be glad.vanity fair wants you at all and stop lying about your size. I've been a size 12-14, and she is at least as big as I was.at my heaviest

>FUPA
I'm scared to ask, but what does it mean?

>>37652851
FUPA = Fat Upper Pubic Area

>>37648355
True, but Amy still be lying. I'm about 5'7 and also used to be a fat size 12-14 at my highest like 6-7 years ago. Amy is fatter than I was, bigger gut etc. Even with vanity sizing there's no fucking way she's a 6. Either she's lying or someone is lying to her

>>37652869
So fat. Got it!

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>>37651562
This picture never fails to sink my heart

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>>37652851

>>37649890
I knew plenty of fat guys in school who had gfs etc. This one in high-school was huge and kind of ugly, still managed to date this normal sized decent looking blonde girl in drama that was fairly popular .Sure, you wont get the same attention as someone fit, but if you're devoid of any and all attention it probably has/had to do with your personality and how you carried yourself.

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>>37652851
in b4 hightest

>>37652575
kek. Nice filename.

>>37652926
>ooooh look at my spirit collection I'm so sophsticated.

I guarantee there's a bottle of pepsi max just out of shot

>>37645664
>healthy at every size

>>37652093
Google her name. She's Venus Angelics crazy mom. If you're into cray cray, shell really turn you on

>>37647102
I see this beast posted a lot. What's the story with her?

1 month of diet, 11 lbs down, I feel like killing myself, I can't fucking stand chicken, tuna, rice, beans and greens anymore. Please ridicule me so I don't give up.

>>37653055
Have you tried throwing tons of spice on that shit?

>>37653074
I'm no cook, but before the diet I,d eat a lot of fried rice with spices, but I stopped because I figured that eating tons of oils wouldn't be ideal. Without frying it, wouldn't it just be really, really dry?

>>37652926
>Globe has too much yellow, so much yellow that the borders of yellow countries touch
This makes me unreasonably angry

>>37653099
no

>>37645604
I hope the story is true, because fatty killing her pony with her "beautiful" fat is too fucking good. At least nobody shamed the selfish beast, right American media?

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>>37652926
>mfw i have the exact same foot tattoos

>>37653153
post

>>37653037
search for Trigglypuff on youtube. Enjoy the ride.

>>37650663
>TFW Horses need to get on SS and get swole just to carry your unfit fatfuck ass

>>37653055
Dude, you can prepare chicken in so many ways. The options are pretty much endless. Get a non-stick pan, put some lemon juice in that sucker while it's heating, slap the chicken on and lightly pepper it on both sides. Or brush a couple drops of hot sauce along each side while it's cooking. Or bake it with a little water and soy sauce in the pan you use (but not directly on the chicken) and sprinkle some sesame seeds on it when it's done.

I'm in the same boat as you, man. I'm one month in to my better diet and I'm only down 17 pounds, eating at 1600 calorie deficit. Keep it up! Experiment with things.

>>37653145

I hope it isn't true because 3D ponies are really cute and don't deserve death by fatty.

>>37649748
Bitch looks like a day old balloon animal

>>37653217
thx senpai. Hope you make it.

>>37653222
Horse Shit, ponies are asshole demon spawns. Those fuckers bite anyone and anything unless you manage to break it's spirit or you were with it from out of the womb. Horse master race, kind, gentle friends

>>37651139
Thin privilege is not having your spine run through the middle of your fucking body

>>37653319

Wow, racist much? #notallponies

My parent's farm happens to have a pony there and he's really nice and likes to be pet on the head.

>>37646059
1. She steals jokes
2. Fucking thin skinned hypocrite
3. FAT

>>37653153
Eeks. Do you at least acknowledge your poor taste and regret it?

>>37653291
You too!

If you ever feel like you're running out of options, just look up recipes on Google, and since you'll have a non-stick pan, you can take out all the oils and butter they suggest.

>>37645651
It took me far too damn long to lose weight because of the misinformation those fat cunts spread. It's not only damaging delusional fatties, it's also damaging people wanting to lose weight.

>>37644006
Great in size, yes.

>>37645181
MIRING DEM CALVES MAN

>>37653365
I'm saying in general, they're kinda cunts.

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High test?

>>37651025
You can at least see his hands

>>37651562
That man better aim out of the window

>>37653516

I hope my test never gets so high that I feel attracted to magically animated lard golems.

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Obesity cured:

"The AspireAssist allows patients to remove about 30% of the food from the stomach before the calories are absorbed into the body, causing weight loss!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC6FkP5JZVk [Open]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU04OfMa2bc [Open]

>>37653543
How could you say that, she is a goddess

>>37653567
Nowhere does it say that goddesses have to be attractive.

>>37653566

Anyone got a link to this episode? Or know the woman's name?

>>37653578
Precisely, and we all know that it's a prerequisite of goddess powers over men to have high test

I was 95kg at 1.78m and now I'm 81kg
I was planning to stop at 77kg

I still feel very fat though my friends tell me I don't look fat anymore

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>Select the related images
>Pick all the cookies
kek

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Guys, my SO made friends with 2 fats and they had us over for dinner last night. They're a really nice couple and very welcoming (we're new in town).

But they served a roast with so much brown sugar glaze that I had to scrape it off the edges, and then followed up with home-made chipwiches.

I wouldn't be writing this though if the wife hadn't said, at one point,
>I've always been fat, I just can't help it

Lady, rewind 5 minutes and review what you just ate.

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>>37653603
>his pannus alone is 300lbs
>his pannus drags along the floor during his brief moments of walking.

I-I feel so proud

>>37649748
mirin those forearms desu, she can prob static hold 500+ lbs

>>37653516
nah, just shitty photoshop

>>37649748
It looks like a fucking fat-suit. She's so fat, the fat is so far away from the body it doesn't look like it is even attached

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>>37645625
I am confused. Those got to be satirical comments. And since there are 4 satirical comments in row, it must have been obvious satire thread. So why are they downvoted?

>>37653624
We have devolved as a species so far that people are eating themselves to death

Who do i hang for this?
The companies putting out this cheap food?
The people for buying it?
The education system failing our people?
The politicians who subsidize it?

WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE AND HOW DO WE STOP IT

>>37650933
Whether it's from the onion or not, the device is fucking real. Saw it on Supersize Vs. Superskinny or some similar show

>>37643924
This is literally the saddest shit I've ever heard
>like fat rolls and arm fat and bellies and staring at them and saying "ok what if I found that objectively beautiful? what if I decided that's beautiful"
>and does that work?
>Yeah! it does! at least,it worked for me
>and then that really looked beautiful
>yeah! really! really genuinely

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>>37653653
I don't think they were satirical i think they were just madfats getting downvoted to oblivion just like their everyday life.

>>37653639
>home made ice cream sandwiches

jelly as fuck anon

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>>37649026
I love NPR, it's fucking this American life, and Ira glass, I fucking fucking cringe when his promos come on. Most of NPR is news and decent reporting.

>>37653692
I dont know if I can handle believing that. I mean fuck, its exactly what I would write if I wanted to parody fat chick logic. I thought only fat women act like that.

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READ THIS FUCKING SHIT

Fat fuck sells phony pills that kill 50 people
Gets off the hook because he is so fucking fat
You can't make this up

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/judge-reduces-defendants-sentence-in-pill-mill-sch/nRDmt/

>>37651176
I've always considered myself beta, but I would never sink that low. Sadly, a lot of people I know would and it is horryfying. In my opinion it is almost abuse, they are enabling fat women's delusions instead of shattering them

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>>37653738

>>37653716
I wish what you were saying were true anon, truly i do. But even men fall prey to jealousy of men that are obviously better looking than them.

Its just not as common as in females is all.

>>37645604
This is actually why horsejockeys are required to only be like around 125 pounds, and why most are manlets too.

>>37653657

It's mostly because of technology. If people had to labor, physically, for their food, the majority of the population would not be obese (it would return to <10%).

But now, in the US at least, agriculture employs less than 2% of the population, and other labor-intensive jobs are being outsourced either overseas or to robots.

Not to mention the absence of moderation as a virtue, thanks to the combined forces of Puritanism (X is sinful, don't touch) and consumerism (can't resist more X for less $).

>>37653102
Kek. That was the first thing I saw too. Some shitty faux 'ye olde' style globe from some shit chink store hawking crap to fat hipsters.

>>37653762
The worst part is, it would scare me than most of the monsters in silent hill if that started penguin waddling toward me.

>>37653714
I'm a big fan of home-made ice cream, but the cookies were totally overpowering and mediocre.

>>37653618
I am the same height as you but weigh 84-87kg it's time for you to get strong as fuck and lift my friend

>>37653775
Probably helps that a horse can run faster with a midget on his back too.

>>37653618
I am 180cm and my max was 102kg. I got down to 65kg with literally zero muscles and still had fat flaps.

Now I'm at 75kg and the fat is gone. Muscles are like magnets. Fukken Magic.

>>37646711

>wearing jogging clothes
>walking slowly looking at your clothes

and this is why you're fat. I bet she jogged for 5 minutes gave up and walked the rest.

>>37653653
If I'm not mistaken, reddit takes to hiding downvoted comments. The order of which comments appear in is also not fixed.

So all downvoted comments come out on the bottom.

I think.

I'm not a specialist or anything.

>>37651227
more like
>awerawerareara
>waraeaweraa
>aargaaarghargh
>aaaraaaaargh
>>37651260
takes a crane to get it out

>>37649859
>i'm an asshole
Being repulsed by something disgusting doesn't make your an asshole, anon. But second guessing yourself and being apologetic when you've done nothing wrong does make a pussy beta numale faggot so at least you've got that going for you lol

>>37653859
I think that white tissue paper in her hand is a sandwich too lol

>>37652508
holy kek

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>>37653893
You need to go back

>>37646711
>man mode

>>37652998
hey- pepsi max and a real peaty whiskey is my new favorite drink.

>>37647361
notice how they don't expand it to "beach body" because they still hold men to normal standards

>>37653563
that's terrible, imagine how much food will be wasted because people lack self controll

>>37653639
invite them over and cook some kind of delicious low cal meal

>>37651385
>>37651517
Riding a horse is actually great exercise-- if you are standing up in the stirrups and not using a saddle (aka using core strength to control reigns)

>>37653738
Is...is this a Bloodborne boss?

>>37651260
how bout a strongman competition

>>37654077

We can't even be sure about what gender it is.

>>37648462
Check it out, valve is going hardcore on the VR thing. Can't wait till they have to test gamers for performance enhancing drugs. Imagine an FPS you actually had to run in...would be amazing.

>>37649748
Manhunt 1 anyone?
Her body look like the fat corpses, which hang from the ceiling in some levels...
This is beyond sad

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>>37653279

>>37649748
Absolutely haram

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>>37651139
thank you so much for posting! Got more stuff like this?

>>37653762
>>37653792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldi5IPFf7s4

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>>37651149
>>37651165
b-but my feelings!

>>37651305
Oh yes, it can. Specially when over 70% of the population is overweight and more are on their way.

It doesn't matter if you lose a person every day if you get two new ones during the same time.

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>>37652851
FUPA
FUPA
FUPA dee-dee
Your crotch puffs out if you're a fatty
What do you get when you're fat as a pig?
A dick you can't see because your gut is too big!

>>37653657
>Who do i hang for this?
well, certainly not the lardasses

>>37649748
Why are her tits SO uneven?

God, I bet the body just doesn't know what to do with the fat anymore

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>>37653859
>she jogged for 5 minutes gave up and walked the rest
>she jogged for 5 minutes gave up
>she jogged for 5 minutes
>she jogged

>>37650171
Some are.

>>37651081
AAAAAAA

>>37649748

What the fuck is this? It's like the fat is packed in there...looks like a golem. What the flipping fuck, usually fatties are just piles of fat but this looks like she was put in a giant rottiserie oven for 30 mins until the skin outside hardened. That isn't even human. God damn I bet she thinks she's cute...why the fuck are you taking a picture of that? I mean holy shit.

>>37653762
oh wow, haha

>>37653037
The faggot who thinks he's a christian, the idiot who thinks he's a comedian, and the bitch who thinks she's a feminist had a stupid talk at some idiotic university. Minorities were triggered and that fat blob that thinks she's a person was one of the most triggered there. The fucking video is like a fucking hour long, search for "the Triggering", I think it was at UMass.

>>37653055

Frittatas my bro. Eggz and veg but taste godly. You can also bake them into muffin form.

Try ratatouille as well. Also, ground beef/turkey with rice n beans and some veg, especially tomato and bell pepper, with smoked paprika and red pepper flake. Try asian stuff as well like stirfries.

Just gotta season and flavor it proper.

>11 lbs in 1 month
>complaining

I wish I could do that. I'm lucky to lose 2 lbs a month.

>>37649748
She's holding a lollipop in the picture.

>>37650171
I've met girls who we're genuinely funny, at least as funny as any of my guy friends. I think you'll find that its just female "comedians" aren't funny because the type of girl who becomes a comedian also tends to be the type of girl who is so self absorbed that she can't be relatable or observant enough to make good jokes

>>37654544

It's an American thing though, because some of the funniest comedians in my country are female. Nobody here would say 'women aren;t funny'.

American female and black stand-ups are the worst though.

>>37653516
UGH THICC

>>37654452
Is that Milo? I love that guy. Apart from all the trump stuff at least.

>>37654569
I saw one black american comedian years ago who I thought was pretty funny but I forgot his name.

>>37654452
>The faggot who thinks he's a christian, the idiot who thinks he's a comedian, and the bitch who thinks she's a feminist had a stupid talk at some idiotic university
As funny as it is to watch triggly sperg out, you're right about how stupid the people doing the talk are. They're participating in a hugbox and an echo-chamber just as much as the leftists, its just happens that they're opinion tends to be more right more often. That faggot milo is an especially serious offender. He literally just claps anyone who agrees with him no matter how stupid they're reasoning is and he uses just as many logical fallacies as the people he targets. He just acts extra gay when he does it and hopes that's enough to make people overlook it, which is hypocritical as fuck. He brings some good points in some of his interviews I've seen, but in terms of character he's no better than the retards he argues against

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>>37654296
kek

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>>37654569
>black stand-ups are the worst though.
>the worst
I guess Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy are really fucking shit

>>37654690
They're routines are pretty generic desu

>>37654644
I haven't watched lot of his videos but at least he does try to answer the other sides questions when they decide not to go pants on the head retarded.
Seen him get sort of caught out once on something to do with statistics and at what I presume was a later date he came out with tons of statistics about that subject so at least he learns something.

>>37651081
>>37651092
>>37651101
>>37651123
>>37651128
>>37651139
jesus christ. this medical stuff is the best. where do you get them? if it's a facebook group I'd like to follow it.

>>37654060
I will

Plus I live in a 3rd floor walkup, so they'll burn some calories just getting to the kitchen :^)

Anyone have a megaupload link to the newest episode of my big fat fabulous life. Guilty pleasure

>>37646711

I like how she's supposedly out and a jog, but she clearly has some kind of pastry or some shit wrapped in wax paper in the same hand as her phone

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>>37651081
what body part am i looking at

>>37649748
Imagine you are her. Your bodies swapped, whatever - point is: would you kill yourselves or try to do something with that body?

I would probably go with trying to starve to death, in her case it would probably last several years

>>37651291
>I haven't had sex in 7 years
>I would never lower my standards to a hamplanet.
sounds like maybe you should...

>>37654896
the ankle of a fatty, the leopard print is covering its feet

>>37654789
tlc.com

>>37649890
i-i know how you feel anon ;-;
im sorry, i hope you make it :3

>>37654798
Probably the yummy 600 cal treat she earned by walking for ten minutes.

>>37650171
this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA9aAwiXRYM

>>37649890
>tfw being an autist robbed me of ever experiencing young love
I was fit as fuck in school and a super hot blond chick was into me. If only I wasnt a huge retard who only realized years later.

>>37651582
you got links to any of those scientific studies?

>>37654970
I'm CanAda. Also i don't wanna give them money

>>37654704
>the worst
bet money you've never seen a richard pryor set, dude was a god

>>37654569
This, million times this. Female comedians are hilarious here but I cringe at the American ones.

I wonder why though...

>>37651306
1m80
BMI 160
65% body fat

Comes to 181.44kg lean body mass
I DON'T THINK SO BUCKO

>>37655340
Because American female comedians have two topics.

If it's not 'muh vagina' it's 'men are pigs amirite'.

Go watch/ listen to a random selection and you'll see it's true.

>>37654644
He is quite smart. He and a bunch of other "celebrities" have found an untapped source of followers: edgy opinions.

Before social media, edgy opinions were a career suicide, but now? Now if people get angry at you for having shit opinions, there'll be tons of 16 year olds all readied up to give you anything they can just to hear you repeat it.

>>37654077
pretty sure that's aldrich the burger eater

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>>37648462
End me now senpai

>>37643924
put the word hate in the OP so I can .org/fit/hate

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>>37654203
>NO BRENDA SHES NOT FOOD

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>>37648462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0Gb6389Um4
PREPARE YOUR VOMIT
>if you didn't remove your stomach contents