Alright lads. I finally decided to lose my virginity to a prostitute.
I have 8 days to get a better looking body so i am less embarassed when i do it. How can i improve my shape in 8 days?
1g of dnp a day
You are paying m8, you don't need to work out. Prostitutes mostly fuck old fat men anyways
>>37629698
A tall glass of bleach daily.
>Able to do anything in 8 days
>Caring about what a whore thinks of you
7/10 made me reply
>>37629698
100 pushups and 50 situps every night
>>37629725
I am being serious. I am a 25 year old virgin with social anxiety ofcourse i care.
>>37629763
What type of pushups? When i do mine my wrists hurt should i not be leaning too much foward when i do them?
>>37629713
I am not dying before i lose my virginity.
>>37629704
Dnp? What is that and where can i get it? Will it ruin my balls?
>>37629800
>When i do mine my wrists hurt
Pushups are for real men, silly sissy.
Cancel, work out hard as fuck and get your diet on point until you aren't ashamed of yourself, then reschedule.
Protip: you might even bang a sloot for free before then.
>>37630584
>until you're not ashamed of yourself
What is this mythical emotion you speak of?
>>37629698
>8 days?
Invent time travel. Also never post on here again
OP I'm in a similar pickle
>Book highest test pornstar about a week from now
>130lb skeleton
I don't give a fuck about what she thinks of me but she is thick as fuck will me dick break off or something? I've never had sex before
>>37629698
What is this picture from? Are those the eyes of a shell-shocked boy from WW2 or something?
>>37630584
>aren't ashamed of yourself