Things you can say to your gymbro but not your girlfriend.

>>37615386
>tfw no gf

More weight.

Chest is lacking.

Sick bulk, man.

I like it when you tickle my prostrate
>tfw gf isn't into pegging

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>>37615406

>>37615386
Hey buddy, see you at the gym tomorrow.

>>37615386
Thick, solid, tight

MORE SCOOPS CMON

>>37615386
Those deadlifts I did yesterday ruptured a blood vessel in my asshole and now there's a little pulp sticking out of it

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>>37615386
You exist

N-no homo

Swipe that sweat off the bench, you pig.

>>37615386
I love you.

tfwnogf...

Lower, faggot.

>>37615421
>tickle
Dicklet gymbro detected

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>>37615406

>>37615386
Do clean and jerks.

You exist

>>37615386
Ass to grass faggot

>>37615446
Minor prolapse deadlifting, congrats u made it anon. Now get your gymbro to rub some antiseptic on it. No-homo/homo whatever you want you've earned it

>>37615386
get my dick out your mouth, faggot.

youre looking good

>>37615386

it's time to cut

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>>37615480

>>37615386
nice dick

youre getting big

>you're tighter than my gf

I trust you.

>>37619502
kek THIS

>>37616251
Kek

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>>37615461
>>37619619

Im glad you accompany me in one of my favorite hobbies

>>37615386
Blow me.

>>37615386
"That's it, get it."

> you actually turned up sober and I enjoyed spending time with you.