[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

FPH?

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 338
Thread images: 120

File: 1463291852947.png (373KB, 939x252px) Image search: [Google]
1463291852947.png
373KB, 939x252px
FPH.
>>
File: 1462511382400.png (445KB, 680x473px) Image search: [Google]
1462511382400.png
445KB, 680x473px
>>
>>37615268
This is sick. Hating people is psychotic.

Seek help.
>>
File: this-post-is-about-you.gif (54KB, 397x396px) Image search: [Google]
this-post-is-about-you.gif
54KB, 397x396px
>>
>>
>>37615268
I had an ex that at the wrapper on cupcakes. She thought it was quirky, I thought it was repulsive. I dumped her and a few years later she's covered in shitty tattoos, has choppy short pink dyke hair, and gained probably 50 pounds. Dodged one hell of a bullet, or in this case a canon ball kek
>>
File: Pleas_242f8d_5902675.jpg (124KB, 640x763px) Image search: [Google]
Pleas_242f8d_5902675.jpg
124KB, 640x763px
>>
File: 1466307414445.jpg (306KB, 1416x1419px) Image search: [Google]
1466307414445.jpg
306KB, 1416x1419px
>>
>>37615328
>taurus
>pic is a bovine creature

even the cosmos knew you were gonna be fat lol
>>
File: skinny-shaming.png (65KB, 658x438px) Image search: [Google]
skinny-shaming.png
65KB, 658x438px
>>
File: Fat-Shaming-Friday-part-2-5e96f6.jpg (121KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]
Fat-Shaming-Friday-part-2-5e96f6.jpg
121KB, 720x1280px
>>
File: 1466154274996.jpg (195KB, 926x731px) Image search: [Google]
1466154274996.jpg
195KB, 926x731px
>>
File: 265_hp_14_HeronPose_Week17.jpg (95KB, 450x450px) Image search: [Google]
265_hp_14_HeronPose_Week17.jpg
95KB, 450x450px
>>37615373
holy shit it's supposed to look like this

she literally needs straps and rope like some sort of 15 thousand pound shipping container being hauled off of a boat just to raise her leg in front of her
>>
File: 1462508995552.jpg (217KB, 893x674px) Image search: [Google]
1462508995552.jpg
217KB, 893x674px
>>
File: 1466040154615.png (98KB, 1628x593px) Image search: [Google]
1466040154615.png
98KB, 1628x593px
>>
File: 1463547740364.jpg (121KB, 476x750px) Image search: [Google]
1463547740364.jpg
121KB, 476x750px
>>
Was at the cinema just now and saw Warcraft. Great movie with lots of /fit/ natty orcs, but the orc besides me was anything but /fit/. He wore cologne, but I still smelled his sweat. It was so sour it made my eyes water and I was scared he would devour my drink
>>
File: 1463458790422.jpg (122KB, 640x960px) Image search: [Google]
1463458790422.jpg
122KB, 640x960px
>>
File: 1465752813297.jpg (246KB, 1584x960px) Image search: [Google]
1465752813297.jpg
246KB, 1584x960px
>>
File: 1463928749935.png (332KB, 1750x944px) Image search: [Google]
1463928749935.png
332KB, 1750x944px
>>
File: 1464011790136.jpg (56KB, 500x644px) Image search: [Google]
1464011790136.jpg
56KB, 500x644px
>>
File: 1464232591151.jpg (123KB, 595x470px) Image search: [Google]
1464232591151.jpg
123KB, 595x470px
>>
File: 1465770025945.png (608KB, 988x1870px) Image search: [Google]
1465770025945.png
608KB, 988x1870px
>>
File: 1465787963132.png (184KB, 1080x1227px) Image search: [Google]
1465787963132.png
184KB, 1080x1227px
>>
>>37615391
Idk I notice the fatter a girl the more they put into makeup and hair styles and shit like that that. I used to put in a lot of effort as well but lately I've found myself only doing make up on special occasions.
>>
>>37615326
I always eat that, a few extra carbs but hella fiber
>>
File: 1466036011375.jpg (277KB, 870x790px) Image search: [Google]
1466036011375.jpg
277KB, 870x790px
>tfw no matter how smug or beautiful a fat person thinks they are they'll die slowly and in pain and regret 40-50 years quicker than the average healthy human being

biology and time are truly nature's ultimate schadenfreude
>>
>>37615548
I am a male, but I noticed that when I lost weight and starter to eat healthier/cleaner my whole body felt better. My skin also got a lot cleaner, so I would say the better your diet the better your whole appearance. Ergo you need less make-up
>>
>>37615526
>let her sit on top of you

RIP pelvis
>>
File: 1465513656979.jpg (102KB, 745x521px) Image search: [Google]
1465513656979.jpg
102KB, 745x521px
>>37615618
RIP life
>>
File: 1381810612281.png (338KB, 607x496px) Image search: [Google]
1381810612281.png
338KB, 607x496px
>>37615548
I always assumed it was a compensation-thing like it was for me. I didn't start wearing makeup until I was 20 where I was temporarily bald. Bleaching gone wrong: Resulted in having to cut it super short or just go "fuck it" and shave it all. I really felt I had to compensate for my bald head
>>
>>
File: 1237897700425.jpg (65KB, 652x585px) Image search: [Google]
1237897700425.jpg
65KB, 652x585px
>>
File: 1465831189240.jpg (77KB, 750x600px) Image search: [Google]
1465831189240.jpg
77KB, 750x600px
>>
File: no fatties allowed.jpg (156KB, 1200x871px) Image search: [Google]
no fatties allowed.jpg
156KB, 1200x871px
>>
File: waifus.jpg (68KB, 471x300px) Image search: [Google]
waifus.jpg
68KB, 471x300px
>>37615526
Nah man, I'm good.

Seriously though finding a girl that's not fat or full on sjw seems to be impossible. Should I just spread memes instead of genes?
>>
File: 1465832748257.jpg (140KB, 838x740px) Image search: [Google]
1465832748257.jpg
140KB, 838x740px
>>
File: 1465960472894.png (309KB, 414x659px) Image search: [Google]
1465960472894.png
309KB, 414x659px
>>
File: azVOXvj_460s.jpg (36KB, 460x452px) Image search: [Google]
azVOXvj_460s.jpg
36KB, 460x452px
>>
File: 1466206686583.png (2MB, 957x960px) Image search: [Google]
1466206686583.png
2MB, 957x960px
>>
File: 1466214656460.png (60KB, 643x390px) Image search: [Google]
1466214656460.png
60KB, 643x390px
>>
>>37615526
>its impossible not to cling on to her after s*x


It's true because you have to cling on to stay on the bed
>>
File: 1461946933077.jpg (36KB, 620x640px) Image search: [Google]
1461946933077.jpg
36KB, 620x640px
>>37615852
Wew, that frontbutt doe.
>>
File: 1466333416846.jpg (119KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]
1466333416846.jpg
119KB, 960x960px
>>
File: 1463357293336.gif (2MB, 400x225px) Image search: [Google]
1463357293336.gif
2MB, 400x225px
>>37615864
>horseback riding
>exercise
>>
File: 1466333679183.jpg (350KB, 1022x1450px) Image search: [Google]
1466333679183.jpg
350KB, 1022x1450px
MUH
>>
>>37615920
FEMININE
>>
>>37615907
Please tell me this is a meme.
>>
>>37615526
Fucking ew

That article should have a warning at the top, I just fucking ate
>>
I had an encounter with displace marine wildlife today, should I greentext it for you guys?
>>
File: 1466236370204.png (65KB, 670x882px) Image search: [Google]
1466236370204.png
65KB, 670x882px
>>37615907
Insane that she would willingly load her fat ass on animal and demand it to carry her around. It protests = it gets the whip again.
FFS
> Hamplanets unique special snowflake feelings > risking to permanently damage an innocent animal
>>
>>37615907
Horseback riding can be maximum exercise, youi pleb.
>>
>>37615920
Meanwhile someone somewhere on some board has fantasies like that
>>
>>37615792
Is... is that actually a ladyboy?
>>
File: azjwPMz_460s_v1.jpg (98KB, 460x1190px) Image search: [Google]
azjwPMz_460s_v1.jpg
98KB, 460x1190px
>>
File: c376_5948621.jpg (157KB, 900x703px) Image search: [Google]
c376_5948621.jpg
157KB, 900x703px
>>
File: Cringe_8380d0_5900992.jpg (62KB, 552x670px) Image search: [Google]
Cringe_8380d0_5900992.jpg
62KB, 552x670px
>>
>>37615328
>birthday week
most aggravating thing in this post
>>
File: Cringe_54878a_5492723.jpg (39KB, 459x341px) Image search: [Google]
Cringe_54878a_5492723.jpg
39KB, 459x341px
>>
File: 1463203798808.png (187KB, 290x368px) Image search: [Google]
1463203798808.png
187KB, 290x368px
>>37615345
KEK
>>
File: Cringe_bfe661_5921081.jpg (31KB, 600x478px) Image search: [Google]
Cringe_bfe661_5921081.jpg
31KB, 600x478px
>>
>>37615391
Can you donate blood if you're overweight/obese? I feel like blood with high triglycerides aren't wanted.
>>
File: Fat_c351de_5924591.jpg (42KB, 536x417px) Image search: [Google]
Fat_c351de_5924591.jpg
42KB, 536x417px
>>
File: Fat_e77572_5924522.jpg (132KB, 460x1020px) Image search: [Google]
Fat_e77572_5924522.jpg
132KB, 460x1020px
>>37616045
Yes you can. But a thick layer of fat under your skin makes it harder to get to a vein. They literally slip around in the fat layer under the skin when you try to pierce them
>>
>>37616045
High bodyfat = low vascularity = needle ain't long enough to get through all the fat and shit
>>
>>37615473
Could be Ursulas sister from that shitty Little Mermaid sequel.
>>
>>37615268
Mad TV was the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuW6ZJ7xhEw
>>
File: fatlogic_deaa0a_5903583.jpg (32KB, 397x408px) Image search: [Google]
fatlogic_deaa0a_5903583.jpg
32KB, 397x408px
>>37616045
Or you can be so fat you simply cannot see a vein under the skin....
>>
>>37616033
Obviously she's referring to lesbians
>>
File: 1416258639871.png (360KB, 500x322px) Image search: [Google]
1416258639871.png
360KB, 500x322px
>>37615594
forever chrome my friend
>>
>>
>>37615969
I've got the feeling she/he'd be slumped over the horse, and not actively riding it, barely touching the saddle.
But I can't ride a horse myself, so wtf am I talking about
>>
File: tumblr_nqm88nRiXR1qztb7do1_500.png (73KB, 500x365px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_nqm88nRiXR1qztb7do1_500.png
73KB, 500x365px
>>
File: xnKb57x.png (67KB, 642x698px) Image search: [Google]
xnKb57x.png
67KB, 642x698px
>>
File: damn....png (54KB, 229x255px) Image search: [Google]
damn....png
54KB, 229x255px
>>37615391
she would be pretty if she lost all the excess weight..
>>
>>37616057
You must have sex with me or you are raping me...
What? How?
>>
>>37615391
Notice how her gravitational pull keeps the juice level, even though the cup is held at an angle
>>
File: 2416xxk.jpg (48KB, 540x898px) Image search: [Google]
2416xxk.jpg
48KB, 540x898px
>>37616109
My old trainer used to teach that you should be able to ride without saddle and bridle, controlling your horse with just the body tension and no kicking or using your hands. Serious core workout there
>>
File: 1340944306030.jpg (41KB, 671x447px) Image search: [Google]
1340944306030.jpg
41KB, 671x447px
>>
>>37615391

would fugg
>>
File: 1463291731780.png (76KB, 712x610px) Image search: [Google]
1463291731780.png
76KB, 712x610px
>>
>>37616147
No worries Anon, that account is satire

But other tumblrinas flipped out over it, showing how ridiculous SJWs have gotten--even tumblr can't tell what's real anymore
>>
File: 1463303005820.jpg (116KB, 1159x651px) Image search: [Google]
1463303005820.jpg
116KB, 1159x651px
>>
File: 1463333507967.png (3MB, 1370x1920px) Image search: [Google]
1463333507967.png
3MB, 1370x1920px
>>
File: 1463398021559.jpg (116KB, 502x720px) Image search: [Google]
1463398021559.jpg
116KB, 502x720px
>>
File: 7beafa_5240412.jpg (132KB, 945x622px) Image search: [Google]
7beafa_5240412.jpg
132KB, 945x622px
>>
>>37615875
Someone post the shoop please
>>
>>37616021
>blue hair
>nose ring
>hipster glasses
>gaudy jewelry

I thought I'd seen worse.
>>
File: 1455833080254.png (314KB, 717x436px) Image search: [Google]
1455833080254.png
314KB, 717x436px
>>37616207
holy shit
>>
File: 1466085435890.jpg (36KB, 607x608px) Image search: [Google]
1466085435890.jpg
36KB, 607x608px
>>37616221
Sums it up nicely
>>
>>37615274
I don't understand the rationale, here.

She knows all of those words are suitable, hence why she chose them. So she insulted herself in all the most obvious ways before somebody else did, to avoid being insulted?
>>
Fat people are okay, but keep them away from my perfectly good office chairs.
>>
>>37615268
https://youtu.be/KFNTTqTCzvQ

Im not vegan But the comments are calling her out And Hilarious
>>
>>37616760
Another one, Im done
https://youtu.be/VrQIYgiKVD8
>>
>>37616786
>...
>If you only go to the gym to pick up guys, take selfies and mock people, don't go to the gym
She has a point. I hate those subhumans as well.
>>
>>37616760
I literally couldnt stare or listen to her after 2 min.
So fucking annoying.
>>
>>37616147
Also isn't the threat of accusing someone of a felony with major social repercussions unless they have sex with you actual rape? Or at the very least, blackmail?
>>
>>37615755
Hahaha, gonna use this line sometime.

>Spread memes, not genes
>>
>>37615373

I asked my fat gf to do this pose and she managed >>37615388 without trying. How the fuck can she not raise her leg.
>>
>>37615920
BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHA as if that ever happened.
They guy would stand up, tower over her, and say
>You apologize to me for wasting tax-money

or some shit
>>
>>37616121
God we should all play this someday.
>>
makes u think
>>
File: idi i smotri.jpg (129KB, 1191x888px) Image search: [Google]
idi i smotri.jpg
129KB, 1191x888px
>>37615501
Jesus fucking christ
>>
>>37617173
if a fat bitch took a bite of my hamburger, I think my first response would be to head butt her.
>>
>>37615501

I'm hungry now.
>>
File: 1458784222637.jpg (156KB, 528x528px) Image search: [Google]
1458784222637.jpg
156KB, 528x528px
>>37615713
It's why I come to these threads man
>>
>>37616207
>you made me obese
>you made it so I have to cover two sets of tits like a fat cow
>>
>>37615479
I like this, it's refreshing to see cracks appear in the delusions.
>>
>>37617153
why tf do u have a fat gf
>>
File: ehhhh.jpg (57KB, 324x321px) Image search: [Google]
ehhhh.jpg
57KB, 324x321px
i'm going to tell a story about a girl who I can tell in 2 years is going to be officially morbidly obese.

>meet girl on tinder, 8.5/10 face
>seriously this bitch was gorgeous
>meet her in person, incredible personality
>everything going fine between us, start dating
>one day she asks me if she was fat
>never really thought about it, say no she's beautiful
>start noticing her poor posture and slight chubbiness
>I'm not a shallow person so don't really mind it
>constantly get snapchats of her eating entire trays of cookies
>one day she's at my house and passes out
>when she comes to, ask if she was dehydrated
>"I don't like drinking water"
>niggawat.jpg
>this bitch literally lived off 1 glass of water a day
>binge eating continues
>watch her put on weight
>at one point we were about to have sex and i saw her chub hang out further than her tits
>literally lost my boner
>she asked what was up
>didn't know what the fuck to say
>pretend to be uncomfortable and say "i dont feel too good, i'm sorry i'll text you when i get home"
>go home, decide to tell her that im gay to spare her feelings
>wonder if im actually gay, because her flabby stomach nearly made me puke
>ex was a physique competitor
>maybe everythings coming together
>fuck that, no i'm not gay.
>call this bitch up, tell her that I think we should split
>explain that I've developed feelings for a guy at work
>She cries on the phone, I still feel like shit
>The image of her tubby stomach burned into my brain, I say that she had the most beautiful eyes i've ever seen
>Somewhat true, this girl was totally gorgeous.
>Hang up
>Look at her snapchat story right before deleting her
>A tray of ginger slice
>mfw
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s86DJ1pVF0U
>>
>>37615487
>~11 year old
>pants belly
>"I'm your upgrade"
>that mom
>that dude's camo cargo shorts
>the idea that that dude took a picture of a fat little girl in a doctors office

God, what a perfect picture.
>>
File: 1459800470425.gif (3MB, 206x206px) Image search: [Google]
1459800470425.gif
3MB, 206x206px
>>37615388
>she literally needs straps and rope like some sort of 15 thousand pound shipping container being hauled off of a boat just to raise her leg in front of her
>>
File: 1460296824694.jpg (127KB, 629x731px) Image search: [Google]
1460296824694.jpg
127KB, 629x731px
>>37617647
>yfw she stops feelings sorry for herself and becomes fit
>yfw there's no chance of getting back with her because she thinks your gay now
>>
>on bus going towards downtown, sudden traffic catastrophe
>we are next to convention center, remember it is comiccon
>look out window, tons of weirdos in costumes
>nearly everyone is fat, every single fucking one, even the men
>never seen so many fat people in one place in my life, not even at golden corale (never again)
>actually unironically 100 degrees out today
>all fatties not in costume are in skimpy clothing
>rolls, rolls everywhere, I must have landed in a bread factory
>swear to god the entire city stank like BO today, even two miles from that shithole
>simultaneously a fag parade and a weeb festival in addition
>I can't hold this much degeneracy
>public transport is a mess for the comic con, weeb, and fag traffic, held the bus up 30 minutes on a 28 minute ride, double commute time
>elect to walk the 3 miles back in 100 degrees to avoid traffic

Fucking fat nerds.
>>
>>37617647
>>go home, decide to tell her that im gay to spare her feelings
>>wonder if im actually gay, because her flabby stomach nearly made me puke
>>ex was a physique competitor
>>maybe everythings coming together

kek
>>
>>37615328

>being so fat your fingers are overweight
>being so fat you are 90% of the way of visually and physically transforming into a pig
>problem glasses
>poison warning hair
>makeup and drawn on eyebrows

Every time.
>>
>>37617647
ooor you could just tell her to lose weight?
>>
>>37615969
>>37616109
you're both right. horseback riding WHEN DONE PROPERLY is a hell of a core workout, but a landwhale will mostly just bounce around painfully as the poor horse takes tiny steps and thinks light thoughts.
>>
File: 1345236788876.png (16KB, 291x300px) Image search: [Google]
1345236788876.png
16KB, 291x300px
>>37615391
FUCK THIS BITCH
LOOK AT HER FAT FUCKING SMUG FACE
>>
>>37615268
>I also use low fat mayo
FUCKIN LOST IT
>>
>>37617800
unfortunate that he didn't do that, but sounds like she was not mentally stable anyways

also, confronting problems directly? wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
>>
>>37615479
She knows she is wrong in this situation. I don't understand what the problem is here? Also the guy handled the situation fairly well.
>>
File: 1457543286436.jpg (159KB, 621x621px) Image search: [Google]
1457543286436.jpg
159KB, 621x621px
>>37616190
>>
>>37615987

If I could be sure of it being their vehicle I would key the living shit out of it and draw a picture of a fat pig.

I've had to park three vehicles in a two vehicle driveway, side to side, such that we all had to suck it in to get in and out without dooring each other's car. And we did fine, for months, and the other girl was 200 fucking pounds and certainly not small. Sometimes I would just hop the central console and go out the other door. How fucking fat must this heffalump really be?
>>
>>37615792

Huh, guess Im gay then. Might as well steer into the skid
>>
>>37615274

Now THAT looks like a disobedient avocado
>>
>>37615479
>"normal" diet
Yeah like your disgusting processed shit is more normal than home cooking
>>
File: Screenshot_2016-05-11-16-20-30.png (223KB, 540x960px) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_2016-05-11-16-20-30.png
223KB, 540x960px
Post monstrosities you've stumbled upon on tinder
>>
Update from last night's super original green text story
The general manager got a voice mail of the fat black bitch it was just cussing about how the store is closed at 730.
He played it to us while laughing the whole time. It was funny as shit though my coworker he's black was all like that's somebody's grandma I don't need to be reminded bout all my past ass whoopings
Anyways it was hilarious boss is a bro
Fuck that fat black bitch.
>>
>>37617800
>>37617722
too much effort for a meme u can cum in

>>37617756
i mean to be fair, i wasnt at all put off by her broad shoulders and adonis belt, plus i'm here, so is it that far fetched?
>>
>>37617971
T-thats not human surely...
>>
>>37617971
>arya_stark_got_married.png
>>
File: 1413683305181.png (404KB, 705x717px) Image search: [Google]
1413683305181.png
404KB, 705x717px
>>37615678
lmao that's hilarious you baldie
>>
>>37615875
>aquatic ape theory
how disconnected does one have to be before they start making up scientific theories to make themselves seem healthy
>>
>>37617680
>that seem across the knee

No, those are ACU pants breh.
Probably an FRG event for his unit
>>
>>37615907
If you stand in the stirrups like you're supposed to it can be very good lower body exercise. Her version of horseriding would probably have been sitting in the saddle and making the overburdened wretch walk her fat ass around in circles, though.
>>
>>37616033
shit nigga, that picture turned me gay
>>
>>37616103
kekt
>>
>>37615306
>>37616155
top fucking kek
>>37615473
thats exactly the way to deal with this people, i mean ok you got your oportunity for an argument but in the moment it becomes idiotic it will be more idiotic from your part to reply so the best is just to cut the shit for good
>>37615526
the only girls that made me cum with a blowjob were chubby/fat but yeah theres no way im trying anything else besides that
>>
>>37615920
>things that happened
>this
>>
>>37616103
10/10
>>
>>37617971

>28
>looks 48

Jesus.
>>
>>37615713
Truly it is the greatest motivation

I like the honey-and-stick approach, with Arnold and Zyzz and fit grill threads and Ryan Reynolds movies on one side and fat people hate threads on the other.
>>
>>37615907
Maybe stop going to a petting zoo you absolute tool.
>>
>>37617921
kek'd
>>
>>37616317
>hope you are hot enough

Look at those eyes and count the chromosomes
>>
File: 1463058966859.jpg (29KB, 393x394px) Image search: [Google]
1463058966859.jpg
29KB, 393x394px
>>37615268
>low fat mayo
>>
>>37615408
Moar like 3 miles an hour.
>>
File: just end it.jpg (52KB, 662x800px) Image search: [Google]
just end it.jpg
52KB, 662x800px
>>37615501
>someone had sex with her
>>
File: condescending.jpg (12KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]
condescending.jpg
12KB, 250x250px
>>37615920
>feminine
>>
File: YE.gif (422KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]
YE.gif
422KB, 640x480px
>>37615479
>and left to go drinking with his friends

What a baller.
>>
>>37617737
Las Vegas?
>>
>>37617971
Good lord. Looks like she managed to spawn a daughter too, but it's tough to tell without sending a friend request.
>>
>>37618961

nope, google. 100 is unusual heat for this area.
>>
>>37617921
>disobedient avocado

Why is it that those two words together are so funny to me
>>
>>37616057
Stuff like this screams "/fit/izen made a parody." Maybe if the blog name wasn't blacked out, but this is fake. Even by SJW logic standards this is a huge leap
>>
>>37616103
10/10
>>
>>37615278
No, being very scared of people is psychotic. Also, the people may or may not be real. Also, the people may be the government or secret society that is sending you personal messages in the weather report. They also know about you. This is because you are broadcasting all your thoughts into other peoples' heads.

They know about you, they all know, they all know, they all know, they're just manipulating you, they're having you on, they all know, they can hear your thoughts, they all know. Smell that? They're gassing you right now. You're a dead man, dead man walking. That's gas, you're a dead man.

That's psychotic.

I am not having a good day.

Only lasted two days without medication. Oh well. Going to take heroic dose now.

At least I'm not fat.

I'm serious though. I have the (dubious) privilege of an easily identified organic condition. Society is more than willing to medicate the schizophrenic (or schizoaffective), even for free. But what medication do these people take to dispel their deep-seated delusions? And it is a delusion; a very dangerous one at that. Obesity is literally killing them, and modern society is actually complicit in enabling this self-destructive behaviour. Consider this carefully: who do you think has the better quality of life? The medicated schizophrenic, or the morbidly obese person? I wonder if I'd swap places.

I'm not particularly well right now, but for what it's worth, at the moment I feel sad for the USA. It was a good empire, but now it is in decline. The populace becoming fat and incompetant is proof of that. There was electricity and railroads and automobiles and jet engines and all these wonderful things once. Aeroplanes and moving pictures. Hope it gets better for you guys, really.
>>
File: nj4s6RH.webm (508KB, 720x404px) Image search: [Google]
nj4s6RH.webm
508KB, 720x404px
>>37615268

>Eating a bowl of mayo & butter
>>
File: drawstring_bag.jpg (265KB, 1435x1404px) Image search: [Google]
drawstring_bag.jpg
265KB, 1435x1404px
>>37615381
IT'S A FUCKING BAG!!!
>>37615804
Well that takes care of two rolls
>>37615873
>>37615875
>>37615896
>>37615920
>>37615945
>>37616040
>>37616074
Too much fat above the neck.
>>37616172
This school district isn't fat inclusive.
>>37617392
Who here /NoLap/ ?
>>
>>37618327
This is 100% goals
>>
>>37619418
fuck off with your basic white girl twitter meme language
>>
>>37619434
Woah, hold up, you can't talk like that about disabilities.
>>
>>37616230
kek
>>
>>37615408
Women's mile run record more than 4 minutes
>>
>>37618327
OMFG.. Im gay and i got a hardon for her...
>>
>>37619707
this is the type of autistic, weird comment you'd expect to see on a free porn site
>>
>>37619724
challenge accepted!
>>
>>37619738
That doesn't even make sense.
>>
>>37619724
Actually I use CBT threads as a free porn site..
>>
>>37619707
haha loser....you've been sucking dicks and you're not even gay haha cocksucker
>>
>>37615792
Ciswomen: not even once. Go tranny-chaser and never go back, bros. It's the way to live, I tell ya.
>>
File: bathroom1.png (18KB, 923x197px) Image search: [Google]
bathroom1.png
18KB, 923x197px
>>
>>37619821
t. faggot jew
>>
File: bathroom2.png (88KB, 892x771px) Image search: [Google]
bathroom2.png
88KB, 892x771px
>>37619824
>>
File: rick_butthole_opinion.webm (901KB, 1152x648px) Image search: [Google]
rick_butthole_opinion.webm
901KB, 1152x648px
>>37619831
Oh. My. GAWD! You've never had passable boipucci, have you??! HAHHA!!! EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT THIS FAGGOT!!
>>
Fat people never even registered on my radar before these threads, but now I feel a burning, seething hatred for them...
>>
Send rehosted FPH pictures to my girlfriend hoping she realizes how much i loath fat people.
Tell her I think her cousin is disgustingly skinny fat and only gonna get fatter if he drinks icys and milkshakes every day.
Aend her FPH images rehosted on image hosting sites...
I dont want her to get fat
>>
>>37619351
Good luck with your struggle man.
>>
>>37615328
Do you think her parents knew she'd be fat when they named her Birthday Burger?
>>
>>37615373
>#shesgotlegs
The diabetes will take care of that.
>>
>>37615832
would you guys take advantage of a drunken fatty?
>>
>>37616230

kek'd
>>
File: 1465844269134.webm (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
1465844269134.webm
2MB, 1920x1080px
>>
>>37620221

Nah, fuck black out chicks, but I did fuck a girl once that was pretty chubby because of a random OKCupid hookup.

She had massive daddy issues (wanted to call me daddy all the time even though I hated that) and couldn't stop sucking my dick. Really did everything she could to please me. Total slut.

Moved on to better things, but remembered her name and guess where I saw her again:

Yup, she's some kind of chub feminazi
>>
>>37615274
this bitch is doing olympic level mental gymnastics to post her ugly ass hahahaha
>>
>>37620380
if only she did actual gymnastics, she wouldn't even be in this situation
>>
>>37620238
>genetics to be an11/10
>threw it all away
>>
>>37620271
Who is that? Shes so cute
>>
>>37615479
He will fix her if she dosnt fuck it up first, that or he will become a fat fuck as well
>>
>>37615536
RAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>ITS DOING ITS BEST
>>
>>37620448

>name is literally in the headline

Anyway she does flattering angles well. She was much fatter back then, now it seems (looking at her twitter) she's working out.
>>
>>37615293

Faker than my cock ring
>>
>>37615536
>deathfat

Kekked
>>
>>37615473
DELETE THIS
>>
>>37615274
>With recent growth
>>
>>37618687
>someone had sex with her IN THE VAGINA
>and CAME IN IT

>captcha "Select all the sandwiches."
>two sammiches one burger
>>
>>37620477
It's like a car with a godly system that some shithead fuels with nothing but terrible fuel and changes the oil with mollasses.

Yeah its doing its best, it's doing its best to survive with the incredibly shitty fuel you're giving it in far too much quantity.
>>
>>37620238
what a waste
>>
>>37615328
this cow is married lol
>>
>>37616160

Don't let go jack, never let go
>>
>>37615536
>I'm officially deathfat

>What you're seeing now is smallfat
>This is a mediumfat
>And this. This is what is known as fat that has ascended past mediumfat. Or you could just call this a bigfat
>And THIS. IS TO GO, EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
>>
>>37619954
>calling someone a faggot for not liking tgirls

I love this board
>>
>>37619954
how the fuck do you even pronounce boipucci?
>>
>>37620448
Her name is literally in the fucking image you fucking ingrate.
>>
>>37619050
Sounds like a captcha
>>
File: killme.png (811KB, 550x1355px) Image search: [Google]
killme.png
811KB, 550x1355px
>>37617971
always read the description before looking through the photos. love lifting, rock climbing, used to be a swimmer. got excited about this one.
>>
File: anllela-sagra.jpg (90KB, 700x805px) Image search: [Google]
anllela-sagra.jpg
90KB, 700x805px
>>37618327
>this is a 10/10 in Colombia
>>
>>37618122
It's been written about, but rejected based on the lack of supporting evidence.
>>
>>37617737
gotta be san diego
>>
>>37615381
what the fuggggg
>>
>>37617680
>>that dude's camo cargo shorts
nigga that is a Soldier wearing ACUs snapping a pic of a dependa

>96% of military wives are garbage
>>
>>37615381
>a store that sells health food has a healthy person on their bag

I agree, completely illogical and infuriating
>>
>>37616651
Basically the same as making jokes about yourself that you know are true and it really hurts you deep down but it is easier if you laugh about it ie. the entirety of 4chan.
>>
>>37615440
>posting sassy_black_woman.jpg with the typical tumblrtards
AW HELL NAW
>>
>>37617971
1/4
>>
>>37621277
>>37617971
>>
>>37621285
>>37617971
3/4
>>
>>37617971
>>37621292
4/4
best for last
>>
>>37615536
>I'm deathfat
kek

>I don't care, I'm beautiful
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>37615896
The worst part is she would have a pretty good looking face is it wasn't fat and full of piercings.
>>
>>37615741
Notice the fat woman taking the picture in the reflection
>>
>>37615907

I've ridden horses across various terrain and it can be pretty tiring. You'd be surprised. More tiring than walking if you're going at a gallop, but less tiring that scuba diving. I don't think that fatty was going for a gallop. So no, for her, it's not exercise.
>>
>>37615328
I want that burger
>>
>>37615381
>Im thinking a group of real women, untouched...

kekd fattie freudian slip
>>
>>37621292
egoraptor really let himself go, god damn
>>
>>37617822
Don't worry. She laughs cus they can't take blood out of her but wait to see if she giggles when they need to put some in
>>
>>37620900
>when she goes climbing she pulls then mountain down
>trying to bring standards downlike she brings down mountains
>>
>>37617526
high test brah
>>
>>37620765
I always pronounce it like it's italian.
>Boya-puchi
>>
>>37615328
>Is that fucking lettuce
>>
>>37615987
Those parking spots look tiny. Also, the right car is moved in the second picture.
>>
>>37615268
wtf
>>
>>37621362
Literally natural selection in action
>>
>>37619351
The difference being, schizophrenia can be treated with injections of antipsychotic drugs with some modifications to make them last for months. The closest equivalent medical treatment is gastric bypass. Risk-wise, you're a lot better off with a single needleprick than with having your abdomen cut open and sewn back shut.

Society might be complicit in obesity now, but imagine the fame and fortune that awaits the inventor of a drug that cures obesity by some means less dangerous than the stuff around now.
>>
>>37615381
why do they act like some women don't look like this.
>>
>>37616045
Doesn't matter. A little too much triglycerides in your blood is better than not having enough blood
>>
>>37620271
>A Voice for Men
Com'on, that's kind of fucking embarrassing.
>>
>>37617647
>literally lost my boner
>she asked what was up
Not your dick obviously.
>>
>>37617647
Don't lie to youself m8, you know you love the male physique
>>
>>37615278
Hating weak members of the tribe is the most natural fucking thing in the world. Do you even into nature?
>>
>>37620900
>fun sized
>>
>>37620765
boypussy
>>
>>37616004
>mini cheeseburger
>just a fucking cheeseburger

If I go to McD's when I'm on the road and just need to eat, I'll get one of those burgers and med fries.

More than enough to fill ya up.

Fat people are fucking disgusting
>>
>>37616207
>a second bra
>for stomach rolls

Bitch it's called a girdle
>>
>>37619837
Why did I read that...
>>
>>37621302
Stop quoting you own posts faggot. God you millennials piss me off.
>>
>>37620710
Highly underrated
>>
>>37615268
big boned master race reporting in. you're just mad that you can't get le chicks even though you've got a better body than me @op. and I still eat what I want and have fun doing it xD
>>
File: 2dhace0.jpg (110KB, 639x622px) Image search: [Google]
2dhace0.jpg
110KB, 639x622px
This is a progress picture. She jas a weight loss blog.
>>
>>37622202
Shes not doing to well anon
>>
>>
>>
>>37622219
cringechannel
>>
File: 1428145598731.png (76KB, 500x204px) Image search: [Google]
1428145598731.png
76KB, 500x204px
>>
File: 1465749324887.jpg (117KB, 640x883px) Image search: [Google]
1465749324887.jpg
117KB, 640x883px
>>
File: 1466203050487.jpg (33KB, 666x395px) Image search: [Google]
1466203050487.jpg
33KB, 666x395px
>>
>>37622223
kek
>>
File: Fat+people_4d92c0_5753879.jpg (168KB, 600x900px) Image search: [Google]
Fat+people_4d92c0_5753879.jpg
168KB, 600x900px
>>
File: IMG_5809.jpg (154KB, 667x1000px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_5809.jpg
154KB, 667x1000px
>>
>>37616142
You have no idea what she looks like.

What you're seeing us just a piece of skin strung over a bean bag and you're assuming whatever is deep inside the bag is attractive.
>>
Brehs I've become acquainted with a morbidly obese guy and I can't help but feel for him. He seems to legitimately wanna die through eating. He was put into a medically induced coma because his organs started fucking up yet he still insists on maintaining his diet after waking up.

I don't think he's delusional about his weight though.
>>
>>37616651
She is lampshading to disarm anyone who would critique her appearance.
>>
File: 1464475892587.jpg (26KB, 300x419px) Image search: [Google]
1464475892587.jpg
26KB, 300x419px
>>37620583
>>
File: jelly.jpg (84KB, 780x531px) Image search: [Google]
jelly.jpg
84KB, 780x531px
Remember that the world's most elite athlete, Ragen Chastain, is running another 5k next weekend.
>>
>>37615536
>body giving signs in form of chronic pain and fatique among other things that the way it's working the body cannot last much longer
>"I love my body and it's doing it's best"
Then why does she hurt it so
>>
>>37617894
People who put notes like that write down the plate beforehand so they know who to a accuse when shit goes wrong.
>>
>>37621277
Every goddamn fatty that's around 15-25 has this goddamn chin and it makes me pissed off for some reason
>>
>>37616103
10/10
>>
>>37621689
Already exists but is illegal because fatties can't understand moderation, so they kill themselves with DNP.
>>
>>37615526
Why is the word sexy censored?
>>
>>37622963

That word might trigger someone.
>>
>>37622259
>i started getting visibly upset
Why do fatties always write like this? It's an outside observation they aren't qualified to make unless they're doing it on purpose.
>>
>>37617737
Portland fag?
>>
>>37620710
kek
>>
>>37615381
I am visibly upset
>>
>>37615391
>thanks for trying!
Gets me every time
>>
>>37622985
>>37623123
If you guys were here now. You'd see how visibly upset I am.
>>
>>37619351
>The medicated schizophrenic, or the morbidly obese person?
Fuck that.
I'll never understand how people do not notice their own body succumbing to it's own weight.
I would rather be the first than the last.
>>
FUUUCK IHATE FAT PEOPLE

SHIT DICK NIGGER!!!!

whew. D-do I fit in yet guise???
>>
File: announce.jpg (76KB, 583x503px) Image search: [Google]
announce.jpg
76KB, 583x503px
>>37623213
And with that, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for another exciting round of "HOW FAT IS HE?"
>>
>>37623213
I love this bored, why would you come here just to make fun of it!

I am now visually upset
>>
>>37622664
>get accused
>deny it
>she has no evidence
problem solved?
>>
>>37617971
>>
>>37615920
>"yeah, i'll steal his food and eat it in front of him! That'll teach him to make fun of me for being fat!"
>>
>>37621780
yesss goyim! you were designed by YHWH to serve women, not be independent!
>>
>>37619434
B-but im a guy
>>
File: bw.gif (116KB, 846x302px) Image search: [Google]
bw.gif
116KB, 846x302px
>>37623491
>>
>>37620466
Nah, he'll either fix her or leave her.
>>
>>
File: Incontinence_7e5119_5644797.jpg (66KB, 540x960px) Image search: [Google]
Incontinence_7e5119_5644797.jpg
66KB, 540x960px
>>
File: Incontinence_1845e9_5644797.jpg (49KB, 640x684px) Image search: [Google]
Incontinence_1845e9_5644797.jpg
49KB, 640x684px
>>
File: nice-kankles.jpg (67KB, 688x798px) Image search: [Google]
nice-kankles.jpg
67KB, 688x798px
>>
File: skinny-jeans-skinny-jeans.jpg (108KB, 640x941px) Image search: [Google]
skinny-jeans-skinny-jeans.jpg
108KB, 640x941px
Daily reminder to wear clothes the size you have, not the size you wish you had
>>
>>37616103
Lesbo here. Sorry guys. We don't want her either.
>>
>>37623277
That's why I said accuse and not 'have arrested'. Still you never know what kind of friends these people have. Rather just steal their tyre valve cones.
>>
>>37615957
go
>>
>>37623632
That's the joke..
>>
>>37623578
Fuck that's depressing
>>
File: Screenshot_2016-06-20-07-57-16.png (269KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_2016-06-20-07-57-16.png
269KB, 720x1280px
>>
>>37615852
I mean, props for her having the confidence to go out like this. You have to hand it to her.

But good grief would I gag if I saw that.
>>
File: man the harpoons.jpg (121KB, 960x506px) Image search: [Google]
man the harpoons.jpg
121KB, 960x506px
>>37615875
>>37616372
I got u senpai
>>
File: image.jpg (37KB, 268x268px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
37KB, 268x268px
>>37623775
>5st
>>
>>37623980
Stone. Unit of measurement used in europe.
>>
>>37624008
Only in bongland
>>
>>37621963
Can't go back now!
>>
>>37624008
Whp uses that? I live in europe, never heard or saw anyone use it
>>
>>37624008
Maybe in backwater hillbilly Europe
>>
>>37621277
>>37621285
>>37621292
>>37621302

I'm tempted to go on tinder dates with these kind of women just to serve them some truth, help them like I helped myself out of that horrible situation that is being overweight
>>
>>37624008
You mean Bongistan.
>>
File: Q4N0dEW[1].jpg (143KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]
Q4N0dEW[1].jpg
143KB, 960x540px
>>37615978
Mate, some of them look exactly like women. I ended up in a ladyboy/lady gogo bar in thailand, and couldn't even differentiate between the lady's and ladyboys for the most part.

Also pic related.
>>
>>37622223
>being fat
>having a husky

If that's not animal cruelty idk what is. Huskies are literally bred to run like 80 miles a day.
>>
File: 1465566970808.png (55KB, 217x190px) Image search: [Google]
1465566970808.png
55KB, 217x190px
>>37623966
thanks
>>
File: ohayou.png (117KB, 594x483px) Image search: [Google]
ohayou.png
117KB, 594x483px
>>37619351
Hello everyone! I am feeling better today.

>>37620130
Thanks, Anon. Every day, light weights baby.

>>37621689
There are depot injections for some anti-psychotics. with haloperidol enanth... decanoate coming to mind. They only last for weeks though. I think they're for really extreme cases, mostly people take daily oral anti-psychotic medication. If we're talking medical risk, anti-psychotics can have some serious side effects, mainly long term metabolic changes. Ironically weight gain, cholesterol and diabetes. Funnily enough, not really a problem as long as you exercise.

>>37623171
I also don't understand why obese people have such a horrific quality of life, but aren't willing to exercise to improve it. It's so bad that they'd rather have open abdominal surgery and removal of organs. Maybe being obesity is the worst mental illness. You are mentally incapable of exercising, and this results in some serious health problems and a very poor quality of life. There is no treatment but surgical intervention, and that only works in some cases.

>>37622958
It's probably not news, but most of the improvement comes from you coming to terms with your illness and learning to manage it. There isn't a drug in the world that will just "solve" your problem. Of course fatties don't do this. There are now social movements who's sole goal is denial that obesity is a health problem. This is as bad as those people who say "mental illnesses don't exist". Look at a fat person and tell me they're healthy. Look at a schizophrenic and tell me mental illness doesn't exist. JUST FUCKING LOOK AT THEM. How can you fail this hard at discerning reality?
>>
>>37623980
>5st

70lb
>>
>>37615479
ungrateful cunt
>>
>>37616033
It's really, actually upsetting to me that people let themselves get into that sort of state and try and rebrand it as beauty.
>>
Fat people should not be afforded healthcare.

If they get a disease that is a consequence of their fatness, insurance and/or social security shouldn't cover their hospital expenses.
>>
>>37620404
kek
>>
>>37624008
>Europe

You wot m8?
None besides from the retarded English use that
>>
>>37624407
And the retarded Scottish, Welsh and Irish don't forget about us.
>>
>>37615442
That reminds me. Went to the movies to see Warcraft and this ham-couple couldn't sit next to each other in the theater because both were too fat for a seat and their blubber kept rubbing against one another.
>>
File: I_wake_up_I'm_triggered.png (469KB, 988x1870px) Image search: [Google]
I_wake_up_I'm_triggered.png
469KB, 988x1870px
>>37615526
>>37622976

Here you go, literally the non-trigger version
>>
>>37624042
>>37624073
>>37624096

I thought it was quite obvious all stones weigh 6.350293 kilograms, making it a reasonable unit of measurement.
>>
>>37624473
isnt it some kind of benchmark weight distinguishing a stone from a boulder, pebble etc?
>>
>>37624530
How much do you bench?
>1 boulder 39 pebbles
>>
>>37624446
>the retarded English
He already included you guys
>>
>>37615381
>never improve yourself!
>>
>>37620221
I'd take all the cash from their wallet but leave them alone otherwise.
>>
>>37624771
> kekked
>>
>>37615536
>#pcos

Oh no you fucking don't you little shit. PCOS is not an excuse for an extra
300lb of blubber. What it is, is ovarian betrayal and 5 days of crippling agony once a month every month. Fuck off
>>
>>37615920
>when you realize she bought 15 cheeseburgers for this picture

how hard do you think mcdonalds cashier laughed?

do you think she finished them all?
>>
>>37616033
lesbian here can confirm starting to think penis isn't so bad.
>>
>>37616090
they do know magic doesn't exist?
>>
File: 1462144193836.jpg (105KB, 742x688px) Image search: [Google]
1462144193836.jpg
105KB, 742x688px
>>37622284
To be fair the blood clot wasn't related to her weight. It was caused by a surgery to her leg I believe.
>>
>>37624008
>>37624073
>>37624096
Literally only used in the UK
>>
>>37620238
>the largest one can be and still attractive to me
>more aroused by the editing.
Thread posts: 338
Thread images: 120


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.