left or right?

A dead guy can't get laid.

They're both scrawny dudes who need haircuts.

Dude it depends on a lot of factor...I really get sick of what /fit/ has because you guys think that picking up weights and getting swole / ottermode instantly means you won't be autistic. Girls are going to notice that you look good, but they won't jump out of the bushes and try to sit on your face. It comes down to your charisma, confidence, aptitudes, and ability to talk to women. There are little chubby dudes with glasses banging solid 9 / 10s on the reg because they can talk to girls and have a sense of humor.

Girls just don't care as much as guys do about appearance. Nothing wrong with looking good, but half of you guys are focusing on the wrong thing.

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>>37590641
>It comes down to your charisma, confidence, aptitudes, and ability to talk to women
all of which get amplified to the next level when you're swole / ottermode autismo

I can guarantee that if you put them side by side, Zyzz would absolutely dwarf that other dude.

Not like it really matters without a personality (and social factors such as e.g. girls not wanting to seem "easy" by doing a meathead); but if we are only focusing on the physique, I'd say Zyzz.

>>37590629
oooooooooo edge

>>37590668

> all of which get amplified to the next level when you're swole / ottermode autismo

Yeah not quite. Hanging out at the gym and getting swole / ottermode has nothing to do with your ability to talk to women.

I grant that it might make you more confident, but that's not the whole story.

>>37590641
>zyzz
>scrawny
lol I'd like too see a pic of your body dude

>>37590602
one is kil. one is probly no kil.

i say no kil get more laid.

>>37590641
found the balding manlet power lifter

>>37590756
body gains -> confidence -> far more likely to socialize with strangers -> charisma gains -> ability to talk to woman

and the cycle repeats

I have yet to meet a person with an above-average physique who couldn't hold his own in a conversation or social interaction, despite what the daydreaming anons here who think they've 'made it' phsyically but are still social out-cast think

>>37590629
>>37590641
i have to say im really liking the turn of opinion on zyzz, i never understood his appeal to begin with and its nice seeing /fit/ finally coming around and seeing him for the idiot he was.

left is getting more teenagers

right s getting more mid 20s

>>37590641
what made you assume op's question has anything to do with women

>>37590602
who's the guy on the left?

>>37590813
you're pretty correct honestly

When I was fat and women rarely went out of their way to talk to me, I was always nervous around them - I didn't mind, but still. Now, even though I haven't "made it" yet, my physique is better than 65% of guys my age and my face looks much better, and even though I'm a manlet, women now talk to me and I have gained shitton of confidence

>>37590602
Left. because i work out for health reasons and Zyzz died of heart failure when he was in his early twenties.

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I pick none of the above

>>37590823
This desu

I remember everyone in my highschool who lifted would imitate him and do his dance at prom and looking retarded.

>>37593508
Marlon Taxeira, Brazillian model,

Made a fake tinder account with him, maxed out the matches every time, it was ridiculous.

>>37593696
How good is maxing out matches? Never been on tender, how do matches even get assigned

>>37590602
would let Zyzz pound my manpussy all day no homo

>>37593723
Well when you swipe a profile, the girl also has to swipe your profile to create a match. It's very much to do with physical attractiveness

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>>37590602
Gayfag reporting in.
Would chose left every fucking time in a heartbeat. Zyzz just looks for me like a roided monkey with a tiny dick who would barely manage to squeeze out a single drop of doughy cum at orgasm. Also hairless. Also sandnigger. I never thought he was attractive at all and never will understand the hype for this glorified pajeet.

Left with a bit more muscles (and juicy legs/ass) would be a 9/10 for me.

>>37593798
>Also sandnigger
they're both sand niggers

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>>37590823
It's just insecure /r9k/ immigrants who are hating on him, which you problably are as well.

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>>37590712
True tho

>>37593817
>Brazilians are from a sandy desert region

you might be retarded desu

the real question is faggot or cunt

>>37593817
Yeah but it's one of my favorite insults when describing Zyzz. So i had to use it.

>>37593837
butthurt mexican?

sandniggers = tanned skin, as if they've been out in the sun their whole life

you can't tell the difference

>>37590668
>all of which get amplified to the next level when you have money
ftfy famalam

>>37590641
>There are little chubby dudes with glasses banging solid 9 / 10s on the reg because they can talk to girls and have a sense of humor.

Jim Gaffigan's wife is quite attractive esp. when compared to him

>>37590823

there's no turn of opinion just because a few people spout off. Even when he was alive there was people talking about his legs, or that period when he got chipmunk cheeks.

Zyzz will be internet famous forever.

>>37593577
Humanity says hello

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>>37593951
absolutely

>>37593696
Thanks for the info!
And don't worry about tinder bro, use your own picture, and just be yourself! :)

>>37594072
Haha, I have a girlfriend, me and a friend were just catfishing

>>37593875
retard much?
shitskin = tanned skin
sandnigger = shitskin from a sandy place

>>37593875
y-you can't be that retarded right A-Anon ?

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>>37594612
alright m8, you're right... I was wrong

you're still a stupid fucking faggot though, probably mexican too

>>37590641
this

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>>37590602
Neither of these men are an attractive race

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>>37594681
talk about offensive

we are all genetically the same

just because some our of features and tone of our skin can differ, doesn't make anyone lesser or more of a human being

stop this nonsense, srs

>>37590602
left

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>>37594713

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>>37593612
>>37590823
Sad kunts detected

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>>37594864
come at me bro

>>37590602
I"d rather be dead zyzz then the pleb I am.

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>>37594713

> genetically the same

No two humans are genetically identical. Even monozygotic twins, who develop from one zygote, have infrequent genetic differences.

Genetic variation has both evolutionary significance and medical applications.

You are beyond retarded. Kill yourself.

>>37594667
Did a mexican fuck your gf m8?

>>37593465

>that filename

>>37590602
both are shitskins

>>37596363
i'm not going to add genetic structure to appease your autism tbqh famalam

>>37590629
>implying he wasn't laid to rest