Y/N, will you make it?

Are noses a deal breaker for anyone else here?

I'm not even picky when it comes to women, just something about bad/ugly noses.

As long as you give me some of your milk to wash it down you cow ;)

>mind if I dickhammer that into your shitbox?

Fuck off boob witch.

>>37574107
>not respecting that fact that I don't put trash in my body

Just let me eat what I want to eat. Fuck's sake it's not that hard.

>>37574107

I just tell the truth; I don't have a sweet tooth. At all. Also I have a congenital cholesterol disorder which means I have to severely limit my saturated fats.

Checkmate gains goblins.

>>37574120
shes not even that bad.
ive seen girls who would be totally smashable if not for their pig like noses

>>37574131
Haha best answer

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>>37574150
>her vag after all that bullshit

>>37574120
No anon, i happen to be straight and have actually had sex with a female

>>37574166
Yea, maybe it's just the angle of the picture..

>>37574120
That nose is so fucking cute, anon.

>>37574120
i actually have a thing for girls with big noses

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>>37574168

>her vag after I bake her killer bran muffins

>>37574168
>>37574241
>implying what she wants matters
Must me americucks

HOW does somebody else eating that shit make any difference to you you fucking sow??Did you personally bake that donut for me???

>>37574107

that donut looks gross. lets go somewhere that has real donuts like union square donuts!

>I'm diabetic and my blood sugar is too high for that now

Under the spell of her fat tits, i eat the donut.

i'll have a donut if i can eat out from between your juicy fat tits you delectable wench

Why would she care if I don't want her stupid doughnut? I eat what I want, and it doesn't include that pathetic looking thing.

>>37574411
I finally found the guy that leaves all those comments on free porn sites.

i put too much into STR instead of INT her boob sorcery is too strong

>>37574107
I have celiacs so I am basically immune

>>37574411
>>37574502
Fucking kek

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>>37574502

>>37574107
I'm trying to reach ketosis, bitch, you're only making me pissed

>>37574107
does anyone else ever wonder what its like to have tits like that

>>37574107
I have a Fast metabolism so a few donuts won't hurt. Hit me with a few more while you're at it. I already made it so keeping it isn't an issue

>>37574224
Oy vey!

>>37574295
Omar pls go

Of course imma eat the donut im fucking bulking. GET BIG

>>37574107
Fuck you. I've been eating donuts while cutting and, unsurprisingly, haven't been losing weight.

>>37575470
In my mouth, yeah.

>>37574349
>square donuts
"are you supid anon?"

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>Ok.

But then I'll have to recount everything in my head to fit my calories and macros. I'll be extra acrobatic when I'll bang her for dat cardio.

>haha, nah nah bbcakes... I'm going to stick to my fruitbowl here, trust me 1 doughnut puts my body in this sugar craving mode that's a complete nightmare to get out of

>>37575876
Good thing fruit doesn't have sugar

>>37575876
>fruitbowl
>turns down doughnut

oh boy you fell for it.

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>>37575896
>having to explain the difference between natural sugar and processed sugar

c'mon, I'm not dating a vegetable

Is she trying to get me to eat one so that she feels better about herself while she's eating a donut?

>>37575935
This is often the case.

>>37574128
jesus sometimes I forget I'm on 4chan

>>37574107
"Fuck off, stop trying to destroy my macro intake." Srs

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>tfw no titcow gf

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>>37574107
>Of course I'm not 'counting calories' what is this 2004?
>But that doughnut is made from white flour and covered in processed sugar you camwhore

>Lemme suck on dem titz you doughnut fuckin slut.

>>37576098
Holy fuckkkkkkkk more or name

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>>37576098
My fucking dick

>>37574107

I can't, I'm gluten intolerant.

>>37574107
How do I get a high test gf like this?

>>37576302
talk to her

see if anything comes from it

rinse repeat until you have a fat gf

>>37575541
I fucked a Jewish chick and she actually moaned "oy" during sex and I started thinking about /fit/.

I spend way too much time here.

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>>37576098
>tfw no titcow gf
iktf

>>37574391
Roll for fortitude, cr=33

>>37576098
>tfw no mega milk gf

>>37574107
>>37576098
>be woman with genetically big breast and cute face
>eat like shit and still be sexy and desirable af
I know why girls hate Stacy.

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>>37576648
>that's a cute face
>that's a desirable body overall

the only thing she has going for her is tits

I don't even like sugar, it makes me uncomfortable.

>>37574107
Is this Marina from Marina and the Diamonds?

>>37576658
>implying her face isn't cute (with make up)
>implying slight overweight on women isn't sexy (BREHS)

>>37574107
Shoo, shoo, gains goblin.

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>>37576677
she's about 20 pounds from this

also 99% chance she looks absolutely terrible without clothes

>>37574107
I don't even find unhealthy girl attractive anymore.

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>>37576686
According to her backstage profile she's about 125lbs at 5'4
>muh dick
That whale on your picture is probably around 200lbs.

>99% chance she looks absolutely terrible without clothes
>implying
Not gonna argue that her boobs are probably sagging to a degree but she's in her mid 20. Shouldn't be too bad.

>>37575825
>planning your calorie burn assuming that you get to bang her

That's a risky move, you absolute madman!

>>37576748
alright creep settle down

>>37576776
>calling someone a creep on /fit/
Do you even know where you are?

>>37576796
>everyone is like me

>>37576816
>I'm the only creepy, lonely fuck on /fit/
okay

>>37576658
Now this is shitposting

>>37576776
>be contrarian killjoy
>see woman other people find attractive
>internally chimp out because her desirability translates to inaccessibility for a beta like yourself
>grasp for some consolation
>"She's probably nasty without clothes"
>get proven wrong
>"WHOA TAKE IT EASY DON'T BE SO SERIOUS YOU CREEP"

How long before your inferiority complex compels you to kill yourself? Have you tried and failed already?

>>37576517
If only I was playing my white knight I might have made that save.

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>>37576915
>>37576870
>>37576862
>buttblasted chubby-chasers
I guess you gotta play within your standards, right fellas?

>date girl for a while (been friends with her for years but never really close)
>she breaks up
>avoids contact
>ffwd 6 months
>we meet again at a party
>she got fat
>tells me she got a job at a doughnut place
>tells me she still wants me
>I no longer want her

>>37576915
>her desirability translates to inaccessibility for a beta like yourself
That's pretty much why I started lifting.

>>37576936
he said, single and alone in his parents' basement.

>>37576936
>different people have different tastes
color me fucking surprised

Come on, post what's a 9/10 for you.

>>37577054
go get your testosterone checked

nothing personnel.................. kid

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>>37577074
>I'm attracted to overweight chicks so I must have an abnormal amount of testosterone, which makes me superior in some way

>>37577074
lel

>>37577054
Good taste. That's a ten for me too

>>37577054
I thought you were shitposting but she's actually hot. Don't like the face though. Still would.

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>>37574502

>tfw will only like girls that are out of my league even afther 3/4 years if liftin, why even live?

SHOO SHOO

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>>37577137

>>37576748
>125lbs

Just like actors bullshit their height on their official profiles, these girls do it too with weight. she's at least 145lbs

>>37574107
No

>>37574107

This literally just happened to me not 10 minutes ago.

Suffice it to say, I'm going to make it.

>>37577054
MODS

>>37574107
Lol what? I don't think anyone does that exept for like profecionals of something
I just don't want a Donut lol

>>37577054
>>37577106
>>37577111
>>37577118
samefagging

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Said no to a qt with a cupcake at work, she insisted, so did I again. She gave me a weird look.
That willpower to take the steps, or say no to a treat is like lifting. The more you do it the easier it is. 203 from 222 lbs.
Would hit my goal weight much quicker if I could quit drinking.
PS I dreamed I met zyzz last night, what does it mean?

>>37577484
Insecure BBW lover

>>37577518
HNNNNNNNGGGGG

High test is when you're a alpha male and get the 10/10's not the fat ass cows

Yea maybe their milk will help with gains but otherwise fattys == beta male food

Pics like what im replying too is for true HIGH TEST ALPHA MALES

Faggots

Who is the fucking autist who always makes these retarded threads pretending to be a girl speaking to me? Like what do they get out of this? It's embarrassing.

>>37577074
>>37577111
>>37577118
>>37577430
>>37577484

learn to google image search
z kim ja siedze japrdle

>>37576381
The tragedy is that I am an ass man dating a tit cow (Double D) and her tits are fantastic to squeeze and suck, but I'd prefer a fat, supple ass any day of the week.

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>>37576340
>and she actually moaned "oy"

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What's up with all the faggots that don't like huge tits?

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>>37577857
impractical & going to look like shit post 30

>>37576340
I wouldn't have been able to finish because I would laugh too hard.

>>37577857
Dead weight

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>>37577883
>impractical & going to look like shit post 30
I'm not talking about landwhales
I'm talking about huge tits on normal sized girls

>>37577908
they go hand in hand

life isn't an anime

>>37577556
>alpha
>shitposting on a chinese horsebreeding forum

>>37577967
>they go hand in hand
>life isn't an anime


You have not been around many girls huh?

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>>37578006
nope

but I know how to read statistics, and being larger than a b cup and maintaining a healthy weight range is rare

>>37578037
>but I know how to read statistics
You couldn't make this shit up.

>>37578064
i don't understand your argument here

are you saying it is not extremely rare for a female within her healthy weight range to have a c-cup+?

that's shit you can make up, and you're making it up

>>37574107
I don't hang out with fat chicks that's eat shit and try to make me eat like shit. That's why I don't talk to my family's anymore. What is with the person who keeps making these threads with mediocre looking pics or out of shape.people? Off topic

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>>37574131

>>37574131
>you don't really count sexual partners or anything do you

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>>37575470
This.

I wish I was a girl just so I could have big tits

It must be so fun to be a pretty girl

There's only room for one scoop in that donut also GOBMAD

>>37578037
Sheesh that's one ugly nigger (even if that is already implied)

>statistics

There are 320Million people in the USA alone
160Million women

If atleast .01 of them are like this then there are 1.6 Million girls with huge tits

>I used to ave a neighboor with the hugest tits imaginable and she was skinny as fuck Jesus Christ she was goals and no the dude was not a millionare he was normal slightly above average in looks

It's definitely possible.

Heck I remember a girl with huge tits (talking about as big if not bigger than Beth Lily) and skinny af fuck body who fucking wanted to date, too bad I was a betta fagg and never made a move or talked to her.
God dam I hate myself sometimes.
O well gotta reach rock bottom I guess.

>>37578084
Mate I was just joking with you, not arguing at all.

But ftr I've got 3 friends with D+ cup tits and slim waists. Just because something is statistically rare doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

>>37578137
ofc it's possible, and we can make it more complicated by taking about race, but lets just say it's the equivalent of a 8" thick dick, extremely rare

>>37577518
perfect hoes. just perfect. Wonder how much would it cost to rent them out for a weekend take them to Costa Rica or something

>>37578166
>extremely rare

Can't be that rare if she wanted to fuck me.

This thread is annoying so I reported it :-)

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>>37578181

>>37577523
shit, 2310 kcals, 970 from fat

Never eating iced cream again, even after my cut

>>37576915
why did he keep replying after that burn

>>37578204
>thank god this guy has defended my creepy nature and I can feel normal within my community again

kys creep

>>37578179
kek the mental gymnastics you're doing... she was actually complicating getting a restraining order.

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>>37574502

>>37574107
>No im good, thanks anyways tho.
>I dont count calories but i have a pretty good idea how much i need to eat.

>>37578248
She went out of her way to the other side of the building and stood next to a pol alone while staring at me while my autist self fucking stared straight ahead trying to avoid her gaze BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING RETARD!

I need to get of 4chan.

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>>37576748
>125lbs

>>37578224
>thinking there's only one single bodytype that can/should be attractive to men
>being this retarded
>telling others to off themselves

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>>37577074

So youre into fatties? You do know that the high test thing is just a meme, right? And that you like fatties only because you're too unattractive to get anything better, right?

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>>37576098
Don't fall for the titcow meme brehs. They only look good when stabilized by a bra and concealed by a low cut shirt. The second those things run wild they sag a lot. Plus the nipples are more than likely too large.

>>37578430
High test goddess

>>37578430
>he second those things run wild they sag a lot.
And?
>Plus the nipples are more than likely too large.
4U


>Implying you have ever been with a titcow gf

>>37574120
Her nose isn't that bad.

>>37578533
Heath, not health. Heath is a candy bar

>>37578533
That says Heath you fucking imbecile.

>>37574241
>bran
Enjoy increased estrogen and lower free test.

>>37576686
Get under wear have enough fabric top male a queen size bed sheet.

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>>37578533
Somebody always misreads this, but can someone tell me if my zyzz dream us prophetic?
Would be cool to know if I can still make it even though im 30

>>37578430
>nipples
>too large
???

>>37579147
probably meant areola

which is pretty fucking gross when they're supersized

>>37579173
?????

>>37579216
c'mon m8 i don't have time for this bullshit

>>37579243
Wtf

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>>37579243
Good lord didn't need that

>>37579243
>when you peel that slice of salami off your skin thats fell out of your sandwich at the start of the show but you were too lazy to reach down and grab it before the end of the show

>>37576773
I always have sex on my dates, they just don't know it yet.

>>37579216
are you slow?
>>37578461
and what? saggy boobs are disgusting and unattractive

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>>37579473
>and what? saggy boobs are disgusting and unattractive

Better than a c- cup

>>37574128
The only answer.. Then breed her.

>>37575641
>UNION SQUARE DONUTS
Can you read?

>>37574120

wtf? who considers that an ugly or a big nose? lol its cute and perfectly proportional to her face

>>37576098
I would make lots of children with her.

>>37579947
>>37580001
>>37580010
I want this.

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>>37579879
i guess we'll agree to disagree

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>>37574107
Y-yes, but only if i can t-titty fuck you, okay? Hahaha. Just kidding. So what have you been on about lately? Haha, you look like you have a lot to do.

>tfw you can't talk to girls
>tfw they tell you to stop breaking eye contact and stop apologising but you're too akward

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>>37580078
Yep

I respect your tastes anon.

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>>37580063
https://www.instagram.com/carolinavneto/

>>37576970
I'm happy for you annon.

>>37574107
you´d be a faggot to refuse. doughnuts dont make you gain weight hell you could have cake every fucking week if you work out and move a lot
>>37580102
that wasnt very smooth

>>37579473
All boobs have a natural sag, if you've been raised on porn with plastic tits or A-B cups that are 'perky' because they're too damn small that's your problem. I find small boobs unattractive. And having big tits doesn't assuredly lead to a big sag, but I guess you filthy latino lovers with big asses and small tits wouldn't know that since you've seen neither in real life

>>37576748
I can't believe none of you have pointed out the obvious plastic surgery on her stomach and breasts, without surgery all female stomachs have a slight bump on the bottom, a spot with more fat than the other areas, this woman has had it taken out. I suspect she has also had breast surgery but am less sure on this one, it would be able to look real because doctors can actually transfer fat (say, from the stomach) to the breasts.

>>37580157
andas na fdl tmb?

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>>37577518
Holy fuck they're so pretty...

I don't like doughnuts.

>>37580034
Not him but the sides are blatantly drooping too far down, like they're melting.

>>37578129

sauce on this chinese comic?

>>37580034
underage persons

>>37577054
MODS

>>37574107
https://in.pinterest.com/pin/273664114835058995/

i think i found her

Doesn't matter, I wasn't /fit/ before 32 and now all the busty chicks I knew hit the wall HARD.

Most of them are now sloppy-jalopy, divorced, have had their tits destroyed by children/work (except that one lass I know who has, somehow, grown from hightest to ""brehs"").

>except that one Stacey who's life has always been, and continues to be so, movie like.

Fact is for you younger dudes girls like this are almost always out of your "league".

They have quite literally received everything they wanted from males since thirteen, and there's nothing a young 18-24yo male can offer them besides their ripped af body.

Now are their exceptions to the rule? Yes. But just be aware of sampling/confirmation bias.

Lift for yourself ultimately, even if in the beginning the hurt drove you to do it for others. Men who look after themselves age like wine, the rest turn to vinegar. And women age like milk, except those who look after themselves (mostly) with a dose of good genetics.

>Protip, if you'd fug her mom, the daughter is good to go

Now a list of tit cows I've met through my life. Roll and see who you get:

01-10
>Steph: 12 F, 145cm, 50kg (shortstack).
11-20
>Ira: 12 F, 170cm, 55kg (hippy).
21-30
>Phillipa: 36GG, 165cm, 65-70kg (matronly).
31-40
>Debbie: 32G, 172cm, 85kg (Phd.).
41-50
>Ranae: 36H, 165cm, 70kg (Asian).
51-60
>Alice B: 12G, 184cm, 75kg (Power/Oly lifter).
61-70
>Marceline: 12E, 150cm, 45kg (oppai-rori).
71-80
> Alice C: 12E (fake), 173cm, 60kg (stripper).
81-90
>Lilly: 36JJ, 174cm, 70kg (red hair with freckles).
00
>Jack: DD?, 165cm, 106kg (NEET).

DUBS
>First digit is girl from above, then one of your choosing. They now lez out on our benis.
TRIPS
>You become a trap.
QUADS
>The girls of your dreams knocks on your door and declares her undying love for you before embracing you tightly, your hearts beating as one, and her warmth melting the pain away.

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>>37583680
Fuck you I've already got a benis!
>rolling

>>37583042
idk I saved it after another anon posted it

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>>37576340

>>37574120
He's picky about noses. Grotty fag.

>>37583680
Where is 91-99?
Do I get nothing?

>>37581707
I actually went through all her photos on instagram, her earliest pics she looks like an average woman and had meager likes and out of nowhere she busts out those melons instant spike in likes and I assume followers. I agree probably fake boobs.

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>>37576207
I have her instagram

But I won't tell you it

>>37577518
>those perfect vaginas

Must feel good to be stacy

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>>37577679
Wanna trade?

>>37577523
>I dreamed I met zyzz last night, what does it mean?
u gonna die soon

>>37577518
sauce?

>>37574241
Men cook. Faggots bake. That pussy would be drier than those muffins after being left out for a week

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>>37574502
Stop this

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>>37574107
Eat the fucking donut and I will take you to jail and throw you to tyrone

>>37586670
Worthless cop

>>37578430
would be 10/10 if not for those fucking tats

>>37574120
Total softball player nose

>>37574107
When I see a hot girl usually with big natural tits i really want to punch her and slap her as hard as i can while i fuck her. Violence feelings. Anyone with the same feelings?

I never give the impression that I care about my food intake to women. That shit is unattractive, believe it or not.

Just eat anything and fix it later.
I don't really care if this is less effective because at least I get my dick wet this way.

>>37586936
How is your relationship with your mother?

>>37586967
Pretty normal

>>37574120
Same.
Ever since after my aunty raped me when I was fourteen I've had a massive distaste for Roman noses.

>>37583680
ROLLAN

>>37586936
HIGHTEST
I just want to dominate the shit out of them.
Shame I'm a manlet though :(
>tfw your arms couldn't reach around even if you tried

>>37583680
rolling

>>37574107
you're right, you're right, I really shouldn't be so uptight about my eating all the time.
*counts them in head anyway*

>>37583042
ShindoL: Henshin - Emergence
Prepare to feel bad

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>>37577883
All females look like shit after 30

>>37587828
I'll trade your Philipa for my
ROLL

>>37589763
>trading your amazon for my landwhale
lmao

>>37589782
fk
:(

>>37583680
>somebody somewhere typed all this in
>mfw im out of faces to wear

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>>37578382
>Mfw dating a 100 lb 5'4" 9/10 face qt
>C cup tits, average booty
>Just want a curvy 120 lb 5'4" high test goddess


Are high test grills not interested because they think I would think they are fat?

I'm not looking to marry damnit