Making it thread

> match with shitload of bots
> let it inflate ego
> post to thechan after feeling so cool

Bot?

Bot?

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>want to make tinder
>literally NO pictures of me

How brehs?

tinder lol. i have like 700 matches or some shit.

use it to get laid occasionally.

Bot?

>>37551527
Oh damn, latvian girls, they're such a qt's aren't they?

>>37551745
just take some fucking pictures of yourself faggot

>>37551799
Yeh that's gonna fucking work, a bunch of selfies. What a fool I will look!

>>37551745

Normies only m8

>>37551527
Top or Bot?

>>37551729
>>37551740
>>37551758
>>37552061
Latvia's pretty homogeneous so they probably thought it was a fake account or something. I DID have a lot of qt's interested tho haha.

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do you think one selfie would be enough in order to make it? no friends to snap pics of me, no extraordinary activities for me to show myself in action.
>mfw didnt have sex for two years and it just hit me the other day that i really need to have sex asap

>step 1: preheat oven to

post the rest of this convo

>>37551527
Ej nahuj tu jobanais kropli, bljed ej nomirsti

>>37551527
Post a pic of your profile, I think I'm too ugly for tinder.....

Explain the Israeli

>>37552669
tu dusmīgs, kucēn? nelamajies bračiņ

>>37551527
Are you that nappy headed short nigger I see on a train from time to time.

You play soccer right ?

Any connections to city of Olaine ?

>70 matches over two weeks
>too autistic to talk to any of them
What do?

Current long term relationship gf is constantly trying to better herself because shes scared I'm too good for her and she realised pretty quickly her subtle attempts to slow down or stop my self-improvements would not work.
I basically have all the control in this relationship because I know I could find another great girl if we split up.


Previous LTR, before lifting, I was a beta bitch who was jealous and clingy, even sneaked through my gfs texts a few times. Basically I was a little bitch.

Lifting has made me confident in my ability to be awesome.

>>37551809
You need to do shit so you have worthwhile moments to take pictures of.

Tinder should look like this:
>solo pic
>pic with friends
>pic with girl(s)
>pic doing activity
>pic with cute animal

>>37552669
>>37553360
Miers puikas.. meičas visiem pietiks ;)

>>37553537
Yeah, no.
If you're attractive, just post a selfie.
If you're an uglet, no matter what kind of picture you post you're only gonna get responses from the lowest tier of the females online and even then you'll have to work for it.

>>37553485
Write a generic hello message and copy/paste it to all of them. When you get more comfortable comment on a common interest or make a joke about their profile

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tfw doing whats best
Cucking white bois with my black cock

Can anyone post they're profile, blank out your name and eyes. I want to know if I'm too ugly for this shit.

>>37553667
She looks like 5.5/10, sensei.

>>37553687
You can NEVER be too ugly for tinder.

>>37553667
Post your profile, blank out eyes and personal info. I need to know if my black ass is too ugly for this shit.

>>37552619
This pls

>being a nigger

Can you fuck off?

>>37553537
NO pics with girls
NEVER
girls hate that, recent studies confirmed it

also some funny pic always gets you the right kind of bitches

No.

Hopefully roids and plastic surgery will save me.

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>>37553687

>>37553667
That would be fucking autistic if you were white

>>37553733
kek

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>>37553667
Saved for future cringe threads, thanks familia

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>>37553692
shes a qt tho

>>37553667
Times.
New.
Roman.
only an experimented FBI agent could tell the difference between this fake bullshit and the actual app
but actually 10/10 for making me lmao

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>>37553723
>girls love attention
>shows that you have other hoes already
>primal urge to win you over and be competitive kicks in

Basic evolutionary psychology nigger a

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>>37553770

Its flamite lame fuck boy. Pic related you right now Lmao Famalam

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>>37553757

legit lost it at this

fukken lol

>>37551527
does tinder work? im just out of a 2 year relationship and ive been told im good looking. is it really good for one night stands?

>>37553782

Spotted the virgin

>>37553539
This.

>>37553667
OP's girls are cuter. Must suck to be an uggo huh? :^)

>>37553704
This again.

>>37553748
It's autistic either way.

>>37553722
Why you so mad my perma virgin cuck friend?

>at the gym
>qt comes over
>asks if i'm new to the gym
>'as new as my underwear ;)'
>gives me a puzzled look followed by a delayed smile
>goes back to cardio routine

i haven't changed my underwear in 3 days

>>37553782
http://www.mensfitness.com/women/dating-advice/15-things-turn-girls-tinder-according-15-girls/slide/10

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>>37553761
dem eyebrows and jew nose, she looks like the daughter of Eugene Levy

>>37553757

Save your virginity as well friendo ;)

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Making it?

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>>37553865

All i want to do is walk around campus with a girl i like

Elliot Rodger is calling me

>>37551527
Please post your face, censor the eyes of you must to maintain privacy. It would be a great standard of measurement. Your contribution to the dating/redpill/bodybuilding communites could be legendary, think of it

>>37553887
Have you tried joining any extracurricular organizations in order to meet people?

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>>37553807
>perma virgin cuck friend

what a roast, goddamn someone give me a burn heal

really though, apart from gettinf womynz and taking bullets from the police, what else are you niggers good at?

>>37553887
Ever tried going outside friendo?

>>37553789
what does this post even say
that pic is not tinder, it's a very bad picture you've done with paint

>>37552619
>>37553046
>>37553446
>>37553687
>>37553894

This thread was posted 4 and a half hours ago with most of the posts coming in the last hour. It's obvious that OP is either gone, asleep or dead.

>>37553865
>girl asks you out on a date

How does it feel to be a woman?

>>37553917

its a tinder client that is based on chrome fuck boy ;)

>>37553925
We scheduled to meet next weekend anyway, I was under the assumption that it was a date but for whatever reason she had to clarify.

>>37553537
>also some funny pic always gets you the right kind of bitches

Do memes work?

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>>37553838
can't unsee

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>>37553845
>le virginity meme

Kek okay Mr. only one photo because I'm not a fuckboy

i just cringed typing that

>>37553932
I'm really concerned that you don't know any more insults
So you translated it from another language or something tyrone?

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>>37551527
Lmao OP, why did you save my tinder picture from that /int/ thread?

I was that black guy who posted this

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>>37553969

Heres an update

Need to find a way to get her to mine by next episode

Got and some pretty pink white pussy sounds like a good night

>>37553946
Her long-winded reply explaining everything tells me that she's more beta than you

>>37553733
Is it just me, or does he look like Harold?

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>>37551527
>Living in a country so shitty Marvel villains live there
>Making it
Pic one

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>>37553984
You should stop for your own good familia
Your lines are cringe
She's obviously not into you and trying to be polite

You actually think you're being smooth here?

>>37553960
You have to make light conversation with girls perma-virgin its clear u dont know this :)))))

>>37553984
OMG we both watch GOT we're such nerds! hahaha

>>37551745
i have 2 shirtless selfies and a face pic i took in the bathroom and shopped a white background and added a filter
srs
500+ matches

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>>37554003
Yeah.
http://www.theladbible.com/articles/the-guy-from-the-hide-your-pain-harold-memes-has-been-found-100316

>>37553984
it's not white white
it's slav right?

>all these pictures showing last activity
nigga that feature was removed ages ago

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>>37553901
>>37553901
I'm not even a nigger m8. I'm just pointing out that you're acting like a bitter fuck on a thread for no reason.

>Hey guys post pics of your success after your years of lifting!
>reeeeee niggeeeeeeer gtfo

If it was the racial testosterone thread that's up right now I'd understand, but you're sperging out just because an anon is slaying women you feel belong to you. You're probably going to ignore all of this and come back with Tyrone memes deluding yourself that I'm black just because you know I'm right.

The third thing blacks might be good at is making betas like you feel insecure 24/7 just by existing :^)

Screenshot this.

https://desustorage.org/int/thread/60548447/#60548447

OP is an imposter. He's not actually that anon

>>37554046

No mate. It's white english pussy. Good as it gets

>>37554021
>light conversation

nigga, can you not tell, that is cringe conversation, might as well tip your fedora

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Literally that easy

>>37554046
Slavs are pure white.

>>37554063

>he thinks that what 4chan meme community finds cringy = what girls find cringy

This is why you are still failing pham. You think girls are going to find your cynical 4chan epic humor funny

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>>37554051
>insecure
Annoyed isn't really synonymous with insecure but whatever you say Harambe. Look at the file name of the OP pic negro

>>37554068
Kek
>>37554084
Girls are humans and humans finds your fedora shit cringy, end of story

>>37554061
>English girls
>attractive
just stop now bro

>>37554082
lel

>>37554105

No bro

>>37553992
Aight, I'm fine with that

Do shirtless pics on Tinder work?
I am not really big but I've got a sixpack to show

Bot?

>>37554091
>Look at the file name of the OP pic negro
>What is context
His image made nonsense otherwise. Ebin meme friend.

>>37551527
You've disguised this making it thread as an excuse to try to impress us about your tinder matches didn't you?

The true sign of making it is not feeling the need to brag about situations that prove you've made it.

solo bot lane?

>>37554137
Truth

>>37554137
Op is an imposter you fool.
see
>>37554053

I originally posted this on /int/ for the bantz

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>>37554137
Mah nigga dropping knawledge AGAIN

>>37554166
Post some of the convos plez based anon. Were they all over you?

And how /fit/ are you?

>>37554137
BROHATMA LAYING DOWN THE KNOWLEDGE.

>>37554068
post face pic

>>37554137
so he made it?

>have over 200 matches
>havent converted any of them

>>37553733
hahahahaahhahaha

>>37554003
yes, yes he does

>>37553984
This isnt ordinairy cringe, this is advanced level cringe

>>37554294
why? wtf are you doing? how ugly are you?

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Reposting this for the 1000th time

>>37554068
That chick is a 4/10 who only gave away her number. If you aren't aware, people are flakey

>>37554360
She just said you have a small dick. Go ER, faggot

>>37554360
And it's still not funny.

>>37554383
Oh anon I had no intentions on meeting up with her. The point of that post was to show how easy girls on tinder are

>>37554401
This

>>37554409
Most girls on tinder in my area see it as a video game, just for fun or validation. Some are legit just on there to date long term or meet new friends.
I met up with a sweet girl who is still a virgin and who used bad pictures on tinder (she's a 6-6.5 in looks and 18 years old, in her pictures she was a 4.5-5 and only 16-17 years old)

I'm around her current looksmatch

>>37551527

making it isnt when you get sluts

making it is when you like what you see in the mirror

>>37554360

Teach me your alpha ways oh great master

>>37554500
Wtf are you attempting to say?

>>37551527
lel. You're the black dude from the other thread

Mirin matches mang.

I got tinder (plus) about a week ago and have around 80 or so matches, although, i live in a very small city. Any tips on actually transitioning to meeting grills on there? I usually get numbers and then the convo just fizzles out eventually.

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Would I do myself any good on tinder, Could I get 4s to 7s

>>37554567
>jew
>literal fag

Maybe 4-5s and landwhales.

>>37554567
Stop making that face

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Clingy girls need to LEAVE

>>37554595
I was talking, I don't leave my mouth open

>>37553831
I already do all of those things correctly, yet I never hit it off with anyone.

On the contrary, the women often do all the things they say NOT to do on the list.

The #1 thing though: Why the fuck do they not respond? At the very fucking least, say "I'm not interested" or something. And the bitches who disappear mid conversation. Fuck all of those whores.

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>finally made it thanks to /fit/
>25 years old and basically a virgin
>make a tinder less than a week ago, tons of attractive non-bot matches
>meet up with a qt asian undergrad last night
>eat her out for like an hour, my first time both eating a girl out and making a girl cum (feels good man)
>she wants to fug but I can't get hard enough

I made up an excuse about pulling my groin last week and it still hurting so she didn't judge me, but I'm kinda freaking out. This happened once before when I sorta lost my virginity a few months ago. Does my dick just not work?

How the fuck are you guys getting so many qts in tinder???? My swipe feed is literally full of fat chicks, and I live in Seattle, not even the south. Like literally 19 out of 20 girls will be fat

>>37554743
Weird. I lived in seattle for a bit and most of the girls who right swiped me appeared to be in shape.

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>>37554595
>>37554567
Further back, less nose distortions

>>37554626
I feel you man
don't worry
having a tinder account is not a guarantee

>>37554765
No hope familia. Unless you have abs.

>>37554765
you look like lil' dicky

>>37554810
What, am I that ugly
These are shitty pics

>>37554567
>>37554765

>Would I do myself any good on tinder
no

>>37554727
you might be gay tbqh, m8.

or you're nervous.

or you're just not attracted to her.

idk.

>>37554727
>going down on a tinderslut

disgusting

>>37554835

Yes. Don't expect compliments. We're not your mother, don't expect us to lie so you can feel better.

>>37554727
stop fapping queer

>>37552106
>haha

>>37554567
>>37554765
Those are the worst pictures ever, never use them again.

I'm uglier than you though and I have okay success on tinder. I'm probably never going to bang a 10 from tinder, but I've had my fair share of 6-7s and a few lucky 8s.

It's all about picking the right pictures to bait them into matching with you, then being interesting enough to seal the deal. I get like, 2-3 matches a day which is pretty poor compared to attractive guys, but my conversion rate is really good, so I make it work.

>>37554068
>Maegan
Absolutelydisgusting.jpg

What kind of fucking moonspeak is that. "Megan" is not spelt that way

1/10 would not fuck

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>>37554943
What's my major deformity, how to become a 7-8/10? My jaws are fine and no major asymmetry, just a tad of it-

You jackin' me homes?

בן כמה אתה?
לא ידעתי שטינדר הולך בארץ

>>37554885
>>37554727
Well now that you just mouth to mouth resuscitated some syphillis, that could be a reason why your dick isn't working. Yes kiddos, oral sex transmits disease too

>>37555018
She didn't seem that slutty, and it was our second date. Idk I'm not concerned about that, just my dick

>>37555002
what the fuck is up with you and pictures that are only a zoom-in of your face

>>37555014
I don't speak Hebrew, bro. I am Anglo Saxon

>>37555042
He's hiding his bad hairline and his jewish afro.

>>37555002
look into the camera
smiles are good
or at least some facial expression man

>>37554068
>matched 1/18/16
>response June 13th

Too bad we can't tell when you asked

>>37555070
Are you from Israel? Why did you match with an Israeli girl

>>37551527
guise pls halo

>talking to grill on the tinder
>get good conversation going
>asks what I'm up to
>tell her im working but today is boring as shit
>she asks "anything I can do to make your day any better?"

this is one of those times that I could get laid with a single sentence.

what do/say bros?

>>37555078
meant for >>37555044

>>37554727
stop fapping for 4-5 days
spend more time in the sun
eat healthy fats and red meat
hydrate
nothing will stop your dick
and that's a 100% guarantee
even if you're gay or something, it will work

>>37555002

You look like a younger more deformed Jerry Seinfeld.

>>37555089
'either tell a joke or send a pic'

bitches never tell jokes

>>37553960
>That's a shame, I could use someone to blow my load with
>you'll never get a chance to use that line on her

>>37555089

Ayy bby u wan sum fuk?

Pics first.

>>37555089
you could cheer me up with some of your wisdom or you could SUCK MY DICK

>>37555089
I'm dying for a beer but all my friends are busy, wanna go to <insert bar name>?

>>37555089

Shes just being flirty, you'll shoot yourself in the foot by mis-reading these cues

I highly doubt you could get laid with just 1 witty response here, but shes definitively interested

>>37555158
gaaaaaaayyy

I think imma be like "I can think of a couple of things, first of which would be to give me your number"

second would be that gay bullshit you just posted

>>37555014
זה לא הולך. יש לי בערך 50 התאמות תוך שבועיים מאז שפתחתי ולרוב הן מתחמקות מלהיפגש.
יכול להיות בגלל שאני מציע רק לבחורות שוות להיפגש, את המכוערות אני משאיר בשביל האגו שלי

>>37555178
I will never understand the fascination with getting girls' numbers on Tinder. You're already texting with her.

The last 5 girls I've banged were all Tinder conversation only. And then when I decided to run and never talk to them ever again, all I had to do was unmatch them.

>>37554599
>tfw no qt gf mad in love with me

>>37554101
It sounds like a normal conversation desu. Nothing to be proud about but it's not that bad either

>>37555178
it's not gay, it's a normal thing people say when they want to take a girl to a bar
try the archaeologist line, it's certainly less gay, see if it works

>>37555228
it's pretty fucking gay

you're pussyfooting around asking her for a date and basically asking "wanna be my friend?"

>>37555002
slightly better
>>37555066
this

>>37554727
1. dont watch weird hardcore porn anymore, just amatuer 1 man 1 woman shit

2. dont wack it more than once a week tops

3. relax yourself a know that your allowed to fuck this girl if you have gotten this far

4. dont drink too much caffeine or alchohol next time

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Senpais. Rate pls. Your next line will be "nigger"

>>37555245
''date''? i don't get why you idiots always label things
she won't think of it that way
it's not like you're inviting her to a fancy restaurant or anything, just drink some beers, make sure she's having fun and take her home so you can insert penis

>>37555275

lose the topless pic, even though you are in shape

>>37553761
she looks a little like alison brie

>>37555275
why's your shit so pixelated

add your height if you aren't a manlet, otherwise it's all pretty good. bio is kinda gay but whatever works

>>37555289
don't listen to this guy

>>37555275
nice pixels
the rest 7/10
suited up, horizon looking pics are too pretentious, be more natural
well this is only my advice, can't deny it could attract some bitches

>>37555294
Like a retarded Alison brie

>>37555002
You look like the most normal, average person in existence. It's hard to imagine a more typical look. So 5/10, nothing bad, if you've got a good body and at least some game, you can easily pull tinder sluts every other day.

>>37555275
Aside from the optional pic with friends this looks pretty damn good. Would bang no homo

Just lost my virginity in a threesome last night with two rockets, shit was surreal

>>37555289
yo what the fuck this is shit advice lol

>>37555352
rocket = dick?
congrats, ur a fag now

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>>37555275
>give me the matcheroli

>>37555392

his other pics look good

the topless pic looks too tryhard

>>37555408
found the dyel

>>37555275
Shirtless pictures should be at appropriate places like the beach

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Are there any chicks looking for a relationship on Tinder or it's just for hookups?

>>37553984
>we both breath
>wow we have so much in common

>>37555453
tinder is for getting your dick wet or your holes creamed (if you're a girl)

>>37555453
the girls who say they arent there for hookups are there for hookups for men 8/10+ and for free dinner for anyone below

girls that dont mention anything are there for hookups

>>37555275
kek the bio is funny but chicks are dumb and wont get it.

>>37555275
I kek'd at matcheroli.

>>37551527
>implying tevi netroļļoja, niger

>>37555275
NIGGER
No, but seriously, looking good. Pic in a suit, in activities, with a dolphin, everything seems good. Although I do agree with this anon >>37555436

Is there only me that 8/10 in real life but 4/10 at pics. How can i be a photogenic dammit son.

>>37555104
>>37555256

I stopped fapping or using porn more than once every couple weeks ever since my semi-deflowering in February. My diet and health are perfect and I wasn't drunk or in any sort of altered state.

Maybe after 25 years the thought of sexual stuff just makes me too uncomfortable to be able to enjoy it. Fuuuug

>>37555700
well 2 weeks on nofap may be too much
try viagra next time
you HAVE to BANG this girl

>>37555453
Dunno
I live in Norway and it feels like most girls are there for a relationship to me.

>>37555275
POO IN THE LOO

>>37555761
he's black you retard

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The answer to your question is yes.

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>making it
>dating the lowest tier of females out there
Tinder people are just garbage.

>>37555810
>>dating
lol

>>37555785
post your profile, with your name + eyes blanked out.

fucked a girl from tinder when i was sober and I came in about 2 minutes

i told her i had to go to work so she'd leave.

later she messaged me saying shed still like to hang with me. I removed her and pretended none of it ever happened.

>>37553984
stop fucking talking jesus christ

>>37555810
>dating

I can tell you're autistic and its not from your anime image

>>37555815
Judging by the shitty lame conversations posted in this thread, yes. Hell most of this people can't even get a date and celebrate the very occasional hook up
>>37555847
^

>>37555856
a lot of people fuck girls on tinder mate. its not really that uncommon.

literally me and everyone of my friends has fucked at least one girl we met on tinder

none have dated

>>37555856
>I watch anime

autism

>>37555753
bekrefta cuck. har du skillsa kan du få ballene dine i de fleste jentene, du må bare være en flink ordsmed og ikke et jævla troll

>>37555822
lol i did that once
she showed up at my house weeks later going apeshit

>>37555870
I'm talking about the people in this thread. Maybe I wasn't really clear with what I meant by 'dating', non native speaker here. I meant fucking/going out/hanging out whatever

>>37555884
Tinder bitches are crazy, dude.

>>37555881
Whatever man, I post anime to trigger spastic tards like yourself to post your meme-replies

>>37553947
Yeah totally, slap some trollfaces in there, maybe a pepe tshirt

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I can literally only start a convo when I'm drunk, didn't get a lot of matches but don't really care. If a girl I find hot swipes me right as well I'm content.
I afraid to start a convo by just saying 'hey' or some stupid pick up line. Most of the girls here have just pics of their face and sometimes full body and no bio. So I can't seem to come up with something smart.
I don't even know why I'm stressing out about shit like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y12UnW9Wbzs
>hit it off with girl
>ask her on a date
>she agrees
>date goes smoothly and we hit it off
>days pass and you notice her taking more and more time to respond
>finally ask whats going on
>oh anon.. its not you it is me.. I think I don't want an relationship at the moment
>friendzoned
>already 2 weeks later she is on the next date

welp seems like i will be beta forever and will never make it

>>37555882
Jeg sa ikke at man ikke kan få det i den retningen, jeg bare tenker at de fleste jentene der vil ha et forhold, og det er derfor de begynner å bruke tinder. Om du overtaler dem til ONS så er det ikke nodvendigvis det de var ute etter

Det er bare inntrykket jeg har fått i hvert fall.

>>37555928
What ? Why a beta ? You better get comfortable with girls rejecting you and stop giving a fuck. If a girl is not responsive after a while you move on to another girl.

>>37555914
Don't say "Hey" start saying shit that comes to mind. Randomness (things they don't usually hear) is key. For example, my go to is always "Does this mean we are bf and gf now?" usually breaks that ice (most are smart enough to know you are joking).

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>>37555928

>>37553831
>boys health
The first mistake they made was asking the women what they think

>>37555928
For real stop being a huge pussy and listening to sad music when a girl stops talking to you. Just suck it up and move on
The friend zone doesn't exist

>>37555275
lookin real NICE

>>37554082
No we're not. Not all of us, anyway. Too much Italian, Greek, Turkish and Romani blood, I'm afraid.

t. bosniak

>>37553925
Like my father once said, it's better to be the fish than the fisherman. I've rarely approached girls, I just let them make the first move. Easy peasy. Can pick and choose, and not worry about rejection. Only downside is overconfident fatties, but fuck it I like 'em chubby.

>>37556606
>Italian, Greek, Turkish and Romani
Are all white.

>>37554082
>slavs

Literally uncultured snow niggers.

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>>37556651
>>Italian, Greek, Turkish and Romani
>Are all white.

>>37556651
The first 2 are a "maybe", the third a big "maybe" and the last is a big fucken NO.

>>37555940
Inga tjejer vill att folk ska tro att de bara vill ha ligg eftersom det gor dem till "slampor", sa de latsas vara ute efter forhallanden men bli "overtalade".

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>>37556718
>turkroaches
>maybe white

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>>37553757

>get in shape
>finally cut to single digit bodyfat after lifting for damn near a decade (lazy as fuck to cut)
>get on tinder
>use the best pics possible (one of me holding a puppy with my biceps flexed, one social, one outside, one on a beach shirtless)
>fuck a really hot girl
>she wanted me to fuck her raw and cum in her
>hadn't been laid in 6 months so did it
>get a call a few weeks later that she had an STD at the time
>herpes
>freak the fuck out
>get tested
>don't have it

fuck man. for all you bros taht are making it, be careful with your new-found aesthetics/pussy smashing

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Went in for the kill after ~2 messages is this making it? Jk I know it is. It's easy to slay Tinder when you're not skinnyfat betafucks like all the competition

>>37553984
South Northamptonshire checking in

>>37555882
>du må bare være en flink ordsmed
Det er umulig og snakke smooth på norsk syns jeg. Vertfall når du er tronder, alt hores bare ut som at du prover å være moro. Engelsk er så mye bedre til slikt

>got semi-fit (Don't wear tight clothes, people can't really tell that i lift)
>change hairstyle
>start being nicer to people
>faking a smile more often
>don't insult people as often (still do about 10x more than a normal human)
>manage to get with a few girls every month or two
Feels pretty gud

>>37556922
Yeah man you got a number on tinder, such a slayer

>>37554599
Kek, it is SO FUCKED UP WHEN GIRLS DONT JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP how MANY fucking TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY
>haha
>niiice
>really?
>oh cool :)
>woah...

UNTIL YOU GET
>THE
>FUCKING
>POINT

>>37557046
Let me guess, you pass on sex with girls that are into you because you make excuses as to why you don't want to fuck them (they aren't attractive enough, too much makeup, she's skinny etc) but the reality is your scared to fuck them because you are insecure about your own body or how good you are in bed? Huh? Lighten up you fucktard almost every # I've gotten on Tinder ended up with me getting laid.

>>37556954
vær så snill og ikke fortell meg at du er en av tronderene som skriver dialekt på tinder da. Klart det ikke er smooth. Du kan snakke smooth på norsk og om du bare anstrenger deg nok til å prove, jeg er fra Sandnes selv, som kanskje er enda verre på dialektskriving enn dere, men det har aldri stoppa meg.
Hvis det er lettere for deg å skrive på engelsk enn ditt eget språk sitter du for mye på pcen eller 4chan. Med mindre du planlegger å flytte til et engelsktalende land må du komme deg ut mer og anvende morsmålet ditt.

>>37553887
Its okay bro. I lift for the day that Im able to hold up a 90 kg minigun for hours on end hosing down everyone I see.

>>37556922
see >>37555192

grats on your useless ass phone number

you also hid her face so she's probably fat or ugly

>>37554727

4 times a day take 1 heaped teaspoon cayenne pepper. Wash down with water if need be.

>>37556766
Some might pass for white maybe. Hence my original statement that they aren't white, but I'm willing to accept SOME doubt there. But gypsies (Romani) are just plain not white AT ALL.

>>37556954
Ja ni låter bara efterblivna. Låtsas va svenska iaf, jävla hanrej-folk :)

>>37557111
>all this asumptions
Autistic ramblings. What are you on, retard?

>>37557116
Har ikke Tinder en gang. Har ingen bilder av meg selv og bor hjemme hos forelda på en alder av 23, så blir nok ikke noe rumpe på meg. Liker ikke generelt å snakke over tekst heller, hater smileys og "haha" etc.

>Hvis det er lettere for deg å skrive på engelsk enn ditt eget språk sitter du for mye på pcen eller 4chan
Stemmer nok litt det ja.

>>37555104

I had sex for the first time at 19. My dick could not get hard for my life.

What I did was chill, let her massage me and give me a handjob/blowjob while semi-erect. After that I never had a problem again.

Except for one threesome (2 guys 1 girl) where I could not get hard (had ejaculated like 10 mins ago) and recently a gang-bang (5vs1) where I came at the party late, she was already tired and this didn't help me.

>>37553815
underrated post

>>37554137
>says a tripfag
The hypocrisy is insane

>>37557166
ja, tror ikke problemet ditt er språket, gitt.

>>37557156
>en svenske er ignorant nok til å kalle nordmenn hanrei

har dårlige nyheter til deg kompis..

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>>37557184

>>37555014
>>37555191

>Israelis
>on /fit/

וואט דה פאק

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ive had 3 matches in probably 200+ women
2 were bots
the other disappeared
now im running out of women on the daily

shit happens i guess

im never going back to OKC

>>37555753

see:>>37555547

>the girls who say they arent there for hookups are there for hookups for men 8/10+ and for free dinner for anyone below

hello Mr. Free Dinner :^)

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brehs

>>37557255
enjoying life = getting pounded ass down, face up

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I've been getting about 2 or 3 matches a day lately. It's not a lot, but it feels good since I'm an autism

Pic related, not attracted to her in the slightest, but I saw her bio and had to say it. 69 or dubs decides what I say

just caused problems. well not really haha, but in this instance...

i'm meeting a girl who is a solid 9/10 tomorrow, 21, year younger than me at 22. I've had sex 4 times all when black out drunk, and have passed over a few times recently just in fear of girls laughing at how shit i am. this girl has cornered me a bit though telling me how wet my body makes her, likes it rough etc. just found her twitter, shes been getting hit on by chads all the time, and even as long as 3 years ago was on holiday just probably getting railed. she is a hbb so i really don't wanna fuck this up, but i've been giving chat back to her and have realized i 'm completely out my depth, with years of sexual experience behind her. how do i manage to appear as not a raging autist or am i doomed :(

how do you not get fakes/bots ?

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for those that have a lot of matches, what does your bio say, if us anons could know?

>>37557255
She'd be cute if you got her to loose 50 lbs

>>37557343
Most bots near me have their age set to 25 with model tier girls and no bio or anything. I typically just left swipe them. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. Just learn ad you go, we've all gotten bots too so don't me ashamed

>>37557393
when did "fuckboy" start meaning guys who have a lot of no strings attached sex, anyway? that's literally not what it is

fucking women

>>37557402
where do you think we are right now?

>lose 50 lbs and get less thicc

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>>37557314
"Let's go on a date"

>>37557276
More like "eating" and "eating some more", amirite? Guyz?

>>37557485
yeah. she is that "meh, I used to have no standards this is better than that" fat

>>37557206
>tror att jag är svensk
har dåliga nyheter för dig, kompis, vissa av oss kan bara språket och bor inte ens i det cucklandet

>>37553667

You sound like a fucking faggot

This girl isn't even hot either

>>37557255
nice

>>37557469
Sent, waiting for response

>>37551527
Bot?

How'd did you get around the captcha

>>37553865

>since I've never asked a guy out before

Oh, you are a lying little whore aren't you?

That or she's basically calling you a pussy for not asking here out directly

>>37553901
Seasoning food

>>37555856
This lvl of dmg control

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>>37554007
>Latvia
>Latervia

Jesus H Cristos

>>37557782
>Doomstadt
That's like naming your city Murderburg or Evilgrad, come on.

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>>37557866
Would do this if I was a king. Pic related.

>>37553803
It is if anything goes, 90% of the girls there just for attention

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>>37557372

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>>37557932
That feeling when I'm shorter than 6ft and don't know how to break the bad news

>>37557932
Obviously a manlet, not much mystery when he puts it like that.

>>37557235
>shitimbald
fucking kek

>>37557866
To be fair, Doom is egomaniacal and feels everyone should know that he rules the country. And he's awesome.

>>37557962
If you're 5'10 or 5'11 say you're 6 feet. They can't tell the difference.

>>37558001
I'm 5"9 :/ why did the gods curse me

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>>37554727

just nerves anon, you got this

>>37555275
Slay on them bitches my nigga

>>37558023
How good is your posture? Do you have forward head or atp?

>>37553485
literally just say something stupid and open

>>37553310
I think that's why that other chick wanted to preheat the oven.

>>37557255

>that 10/10 face

that's a fucking shame lads.

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ez boys

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>>37558363
or this.. no problem

>>37551527
>Making it
>brags to a bunch of strangers online
yeah OP, you totally made it

>>37554360
Who the fuck was he talking to for 4 hours

What a little beta faggot

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"It's a dog eat dog world"

>>37556900
there are no herpes tests you fucking idiot

maybe say chlamydia next time so people actually believe you

>>37557180
rekt tb.h familia

>>37558461
cringe

>>37556900

Herpes is not even that bad anyways you dolt

TFW never gonna make it because /fat/...

pepe hold me.

>>37558448
His girlfriend

aka something you don't have :^)

>>37557156
Stop calling gyppos romani.
t. triggered mamaligar

>>37557393
>I promise not to eat your dog
Kek

>>37558628
Talking to a bitch for longer than 20 minutes is a sign of beta

>>37558476
If only she JUST fixed her teeth...

Seriously, put your finger up to your screen and cover her mouth.

>>37553977
Please direct me there I'm also black, how can i find that thread? What was the name?

>>37557393
a funny Asian who is solid 7
>more when i see the ass and titties

>>37554040
How did you shop a white background
I imagine the bathroom lighting would have made it looked obviously shopped

>>37557393
>sense of humor
better be trying to get that one on a date.

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>>37559062

>be me this past Saturday at a small get together party
>see some grills from hs (uni fags now going to sophomore year)
>this one chick who I never talked to during all of highschool is there playing beerpong with some other niggas and bitches
>she eyes me a few times, wave high to her
>later on that night I man the fuck up and talk to her, she's decently drunk and I'm high as shit
>went smooth as fuck but she soon had to leave and didn't get her number
I added her on IG, should I talk to her already or what? Help a nigga out /fit/ tryna lose my virginity

>>37559264
what's the whole bio?

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>>37557255
>top tier face
>250lbs
W H Y

>>37560244
honestly I would still make out with her anyways.....that face is prime