Health Benefits of Having A GF?

No money for drugs or alcohol

>health benefits
lol

Motivation I guess. That's if you're actually in love with the person and over the age of 25. Other than that, all the sex you can ask for.

went to the gym and literally every girl was taller than i am except maybe one and she was like 13

>>37549773
None. By taking your semen away from you she basically steals your gainz.

>>37549773
increased testosterone

>>37549773
advantages:
>sex is healthy
>you dont drink and do drugs so much - unless she is a drunk/druggie too
>less vidya so less sitting around in one place fucking your eyes
>motivation, and having responsibility for someone's feelings makes you mature a bit

these are all circumstantial except for sex

disadvantages:
>the stress is real
>emotional blackmail
>have no time for properly eating and sleeping and what not
>usually they don't want to do healthy stuff - unless they are into fitness themselves

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>>37549811
I'm not even a KV but this post makes me wondor if the shit I put up with is even worth it
>sex is healthy
But I can just fap every couple days
>you dont drink and do drugs so much - unless she is a drunk/druggie too
I don't do either regardless of relationship status
>less vidya so less sitting around in one place fucking your eyes
I don't play 10 hours a day like I used to when I was younger anyway though and find relationship status to not have an effect on this.
>motivation, and having responsibility for someone's feelings makes you mature a bit
Got me there
>disadvantages
Yes to all.

Now I'm feeling very conflicted.

>>37549966
And this anon is why I have a cute twink Bf; all the positives, none of the bullshit

>>37549811
>emotional blackmail
>have no time for properly eating and sleeping and what not
With yours, maybe, but that's not the standard girlfriend experience. I had such shitty food and sleep routines while single, now I cook good meals with my gf and we make sure to get to bed early.

>>37549983
Lucky you, but I'm not a faggot sadly.
>>37549985
Enjoy it while it lasts

>>37549990
Neither am I, or at least I wasn't.
>tfw ftm bf

>>37549773
you will feel better knwing there is someone who cares about you. One disadvantage to that is you can become complacent and let ourself go

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>>37550011
>Neither am I, or at least I wasn't.
So you are then.
>ftm bf
Doesn't that defeat the purpose? Wouldn't you want a mtf so it's a 'bro with tits' sort of thing?
>transgenders
You might as well date a girl(or boy) that isn't a mentally damaged tumblrite that felt the need to shove an air pump into her clit and remove her tits. Enjoy those mental problems she's(he?) going to dump on you when they surface, and believe me they will.

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>>37549966
your dubs confirm your indecision

I do feel conflicted all the time, too.

My gf is already planning our life together and what not (we've been together for 2 years) and I still think I should just leave her and do my own thing because it would be less problematic and sometimes annoying.

On a side note, I don't think fapping and sex have the same health benefits from a quantitative perspective.

But mostly, maturing together with a person is one of the best things that you can experience in this world. That is why having a gf in your teens can be a good thing.

And I refuse to believe there are no obstacles to overcome with a twink bf. They are people, and there are no two identical personalities.

>>37550048
>On a side note, I don't think fapping and sex have the same health benefits from a quantitative perspective.
Could you elaborate?
I went from lots of sex to no sex after my junior year of high school up until my senior year of college, so like a 4 year dry spell, and I never felt any difference. I usually fapped ~2-3 times a week or less when I was busy.

Testosterone goes down while in a committed LTR. So unless your gf brings actual gains fuel she's just detracting overall

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>>37550071
I wouldn't think that it is as noticeable at all, but there should be a lot more cardio involved in sex whereas in fapping you jus get over it and that's it.

And while you have sexual release in both instances, there are lots and lots of nerve stimulation in sex, with foreplay and stuff like that.

I'm not so sure about the mental aspect but you know, sharing this experience with someone you care about feels a lot better, at least in my opinion.

>>37550146
>there should be a lot more cardio involved in sex whereas in fapping you jus get over it and that's it.
I do cardio regardless. I also remember reading a study that the amount of cardio involved in sex is insignificant
>it feels better
I don't think that really ties into being quantitatively healthier though.

>>37549786
fuck
im not motivated at all and i have a gf over 25
always when i get a gf, i get fat (like from 10% bf to 20%)

>>37550167
>>it feels better
>I don't think that really ties into being quantitatively healthier though.
true, just wanted to add my opinion.

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>>37549773

You live longer. Literally.
A fulfilled sentimental relationship makes a person live, on average, 10 years more than someone who has had a solitary life.

>>37550324

>A fulfilled sentimental relationship makes a person....

And if it's not fulfilled but merely a dilemma, you have 10 more years of suffering <:^)

It's all a gamble

>>37549773
she smokes all of my weed and makes me think thaty life would be better if i was single.

then i stop blaming othera for my misery and realize i need to work on myself. she is still with me as i realized i need to imrpove.

still smokes all my weed. but i am working on self improovement and shit has gotten better.

she cleans a bit
she cooks great.


i have somewhere to go after afterparties, and I put my dick in a safe non std environment for hours after partying.

she can handle my lifestyle.

did i mention she smokes my weed?
(dont get me wrong she doesnt raid my stash, i just...)

best thing is when im stressed i just whip out my dick and i get a blowjob.

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>>37550420

Well, why else would you enter in a relationship if it's not fulfilled?

The only kind of girl you should get together with is the kind that's your best bro before you even start holding hands for the first time.

Getting a "girlfriend" you have nothing in common with just because you want to have sex is something only middle schoolers and lower class trash do because they have the mental capacity of a bonobo in heat.

>>37549773
>lack of soul-crushing loneliness
>suicidal thoughts dissipate for at least 3 weeks
>probably good for blood pressure because won't be angry all the time for at least 3 weeks
>will cause heavy drinking, sex with fatties and breaking of personal property when she inevitably cucks you
I'd say about 50/50.

>>37550436

uhm, I see you've never been in a relationship before haha ;) x

If you find a gf who cares about you bettering yourself then it is worth all the arguements and compromises you may have to make on small issues.

If you have a jealous, controlling gf then of course its not worth shit.

My gf makes me go to the gym when I have days lacking in motivation. She tells me to stop being a faggot when I consider buying easy shit food instead of cooking healthy.

also she lets me put my willy in her vajayjay.

>>37550450

>Chad desperately tries to pretend he's not locked in a relationship with a glorified prostitute

>>37550457

no i broke up with my gf because i realised that all women are glorified prostitutes

>>37550450

lol my first thought (I'm >>37550420)


>>37550436

You do know you have to take a leap of faith every time you enter a relationship?!
After that, and if most of it is going smoothly, you wont break up because of minor problems unless they pile up and it's too much to bear.
So if nothing serious happens, it's hit or miss an there is no "convinient" way out for either of the partners.

Been there, done that, 3 LTRs (3, 7, 3 years), the former 2 ended because of stuff simply accumulating, the breakup felt wrong because we still liked each other, but it wasn't made to last.

Thinking about ending the 3rd one due to the same pattern desu.


Maybe it's just the problem of not being adulterous and dating girls who aren't, so you never have a clean break up, but dunno, I'm only 30 what do I know...

>>37550179
this is why i hate having a gf, last time i got so lazy

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>>37550495
>I'm only 30 what do I know...
Jesus Christ I'm only 21. I thought it got better

>>37550421
I know that ALL stoners aren't like this but damn it sure does seem like the majority. I can't even enjoy weed anymore because the thought of associating with people like your gf bothers me and ruins the entire experience.

>>37550537

haha at least I have dodged the "give me a baby"-girls as of now, can't wait for that to start [/sarcasm]

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>tfw all of the big arguments SHE has initiated have started about 1 week before her period
>all good and then BAM about 1 week before her period she suddenly digs deep into her grievances secret treasure chest and lets rip
>argue for days
>suddenly she's like "lol, idk what I was so mad about. I guess u were right"
be prepared, anons
dem PMS fights

>>37550557
I'm eagerly awaiting being old enough to date girls that are ~25 years old. Out of party age for the most part and hopefully employed and more mature. Am I in for a big disappointment?

>>37550564

never had these kind of girls, only the ones lying around in agony and being miserable during their period.

But at least I didn't suffer, r-right?

>>37550564
do you have that rust pic of him smoking and it's like 20 of him stretched out, looks real trippy

>>37550575
http://www.forbes.com/sites/larissafaw/2012/12/05/why-are-so-many-professional-millennial-women-unable-to-find-dateable-men/#346317057801

It's that + the fact that they've fucked approx 50 guys, at least 20 of which were black

>>37550590
So basically there's no light at the end of the tunnel, just more tunnel, right?

>>37550575

you'll find girls who don't want to party, BUT obviously you wont find them on parties...

In my homecountry Austria we have a saying that "work is the best dating service" if you're not working in a 90%+ male trade.
They're often more serious AND you already have something in common.

Outside of that, hobby unions and friends of freinds coming to amical gatherings it's hard to find gems...

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>>37550600
c'est la vie
>he said, posting a frog in the likeness of arguably the most famous GERMAN philosopher to ever live

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>>37549773
But how does one acquire a gf?

>>37550604
I've been to like 3 parties in 2 years, so I'm not really a party person myself nor am I looking there. I'm a 3rd year in STEM and all my classes are probably about 90% male.

>>37549773

gfs make you get fat during the first 6 months. If you run back down after that then you supposedly live longer because you're less stressed.

>>37550628

university should have lots of females with common interests though?
met my 7y LTR at the beginning of uni

>>37550048
man thats a sad picture, i really like it in a weird way

>>37550575

Wait until you're 25 and start dating 18 year olds before they get into the party phase.

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>>37550665
You're probably right. Thinking about it and being honest, it's more my fault for never going out.

I wake up at 5am, lift, go to class, bed at ~9-10pm

Any dead time in between those activities is mostly studying or if I'm done with that anime/vidya

>>37550691
Why would I want that? I can do that right now. I don't want some retarded 18-21 year old that's still figuring it out that's the whole point

>>37550715

It's a different experience when you're older than they are by 4 or 5 years. They... Treat you differently

>>37550045
Yes.

Nah, he's much more stable than mtf's I've met, also no chances of aids or any of that shit.

He's fine. A few identity issues and that's it. Plus, considering my mental issues (body dismorphia, emotional detachment, etc) I'm easily the crazier one. Easily the broest person I've ever met.

>>37550732
>Treat you differently
Go on

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>>37550715
>i dont want a 18 yr old
>i rather want a used up 25 year old hag

Oh boy

>>37550735
Ah so you're both mentally ill. Well thank goodness you can't breed but just to be sure, please don't adopt a kid and subject him to the horrors that would be your jointed parenthood.

>>37550705

studying > girls t.b.h

so in a weird way, you're doing the right thing...
Also don't forget that, as a male, time is on your side for finding a suitable partner.
You can father kids as long as you're able to have intercourse, women can't. So np getting a 30-y-or-less-o qt3.1415 to have kids with when you're 40+.

PRO TIP: that's what I'm "planning" to do <:^)

>>37550742

They defer to you more, even if they don't have a naturally submissive personality. It seems to always be in the back of their minds that you have a little more life experience.

>>37550745
When you've had enough of sticking your dick in a warm hole you're a lot less tolerant of the shit your average 18 year old girl brings into your life, especially when you're focused on your own long term success over all else.
>>37550766
I felt this when I dated underclassmen in highschool. I didn't really get off on it at all, rather I think I prefered girls that were closer to my age and aspirations.

>>37549811
Those disadvantages seem indicators of a bad relationship

>>37550048
I urge you to end the relationship asap.
You clearly dont communicate with her and she thinks you're in for the long run.
Do it

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>>37550715

>I don't want some retarded 18-21 year old that's still figuring it out

How about a 14 year old that hasn't heard of it yet?

>>37550436
Yeah that's why just 0.1 of all marriages are happy ones

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>>37550797
But Nattsun is the best girl

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>>37550819

Second best.

>>37549773
Her son can be your spotter at the gym

>get gf
>sex drive gone

IM 25 THIS ISNT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN WHAT IS THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>>37550797
>>37550819
>>37550832

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>>37550846

I hear blacks love anime, though.

>>37550604
Where are you from mein Landsmann?

Gf: lazy,gainzgoblin,cheater,realitytv,lazy,bitchey,whiney,muhbachlorfavoritesow,nofun,clinger,thinksliftingisstupidbutbuyswaisttrainers


Transgf:loyal,loving,caring,worksout,gooddiet,hornyasfuckbutloyal,likesstuffyoulike,kinky,hardworking,slightycrazyinagoodway,assholealwaystight,littlereacharoundhandle,actuallycool,loyal,gainzboosteritsprovenfuckingtrapsbooststest.


Gf not even once

Regular sex and ego boost

>>37550324
that may be because people who live alone have higher rates of other issues which shorten life like alcoholism, schizophrenia etc.
https://www.sharecare.com/health/schizophrenia/life-expectancy-affected-by-schizophrenia
and if you aren't alcoholic or schizoprenic it wouldn't extend your life.

>>37550623
online dating - I recommend okcupid's match system.

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>>37551228
reality check for everyone: you have to be a highly desirable male to have success with online dating, otherwise it's like winning the lottery.

>>37551248
most relationships are between people similar in looks, though.

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>>37551305
once you're past ~21 the general expectation for a male is to have stable finances, his own place & a car.

looks play a part as well, but it's just another check-list after the above has been established... this is the way it works in the highly competitive world of online-dating, where for every girl there are 10+ guys wanting to hook up with her

>>37551329
>highly competitive world of online-dating
If you're basing that on the huge disparity of how often men message women and vice-versa, remember that a lot of male messages will be spam. If you look on women's profiles they say things like "why do people keep messaging me if they haven't read my profile" or "if you just send "hey" I will not reply". Those 10+ guys are spamming every woman and working on the few who respond.

if you use ok-cupid's match up system and answer enough question you might be able to narrow it down to who you have a lot in common with (if you make the area wide enough). That puts you above the "10+ guys" she has messages from who have nothing in common with her or are spamming anyway.

>you need finances, a place and a car
that's why I recommend online dating to the other anon - if he's a stay-at-home autist NEET he'll have an easier time finding a woman who doesn't care about that if he looks on okcupid. Okcupid is for weirdos, not 10/10 supermodel CEO women - they're all on a pay-site somewhere.

>>37549773
Mental health benefits mainly.
Unless you're a retard who thinks dating a good looking but crazy girl isn't a horrible idea.

>>37550420
That's why you don't be a dumb shit and jump on a girl too fast. Get to know them first and their flaws will come out

>>37551248
is that James Deen?

>>37551228
>>37551390
I thought okcupid is for homos.

>>37549779
Can confirm this and also can't afford cigarettes anymore because I can't afford 2 packs a day so I had to quit and she smokes still

>>37550550
Its because i deal with weed so we always have plenty.

>>37549773

Prostate health

>>37552096
>tfw gf expects me to buy her alcohol and cigarettes everyday
>tfw shes on welfare and blows her money every month in 2 hours on stupid expensive as fuck shit than she's broke for the rest of the month
>won't clean around the house or do dishes etc
>sleeps till 2pm and stays on Facebook till 5 am everyday

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>tfw you'll never have a gf

>>37552154
EJECT EJECT

>>37552154
What is with all girls thinking it's acceptable to be NEET slobs these days? I know a few guys whos gfs are like yours and it makes me glad to have never had a gf because they just drain all your money and bitch at you all day

>>37552096
Why are you letting her financially cuck you faggot?

>>37552188
I have no clue man but the majority of girls I know are on government assistance and have never worked a day in their life and they clearly have no plan on ever getting a job and getting more than 600$ a month

>>37549792
being in LTR actually decreases test.
see: married betas

>>37552215

>Testosterone production is directly correlated to being a fuckboi who got whipped

>>37552205
That's basically what being a bf is all about m8, you buy them shit and you can't buy anything for yourself

>>37552154
have some self respect man

>>37549773
> following social demands means you remove social pressure for them, much like paying protection money keeps you safe for a while

Wow, that's the whole list, I thought it'd never end, there are so many benefits.

>>37552086
in my experience it's mostly people who are social outsiders so there's a lot of people with cultural-marxism type politics, pansexuals etc. but if you're a shy virgin anon looking to meet a nice young woman then okcupid is where I would recommend as it's more outsider than pof and still has a high rate of traffic.

I wouldn't recommend it to a /pol/ traditionalist christian - although their match-up system is so effective that it might be worth doing it anyway. Even if only one women on okcupid in the entire northern hemisphere is a traditionalist christian if your questions are answered similarly enough she'll be at the top of your list and vice versa.

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>>37552219

enjoy

>>37552188
This

Women these days won't work but still expect you to pay for literally everything and buy them whatever they want. I really wish canada would stop giving able bodied people government assistance just because they like to sleep in all fucking day and stay up all night getting drunk.

>>37552220

What is wrong with you people.

>Babe I'm going to the gym
>No I want food
>Ok go get some
>You need to take me
>No
>*Tries to fight you over it*
>We'll go after
>No we need to go now
>You're being selfish
>Leave for gym

I don't understand how a healthy or proper relationship that would last long term would ever have speedbumps like getting whipped or not being able to do things because your spouse or gf takes up all your free time and money. I'm definitely down to provide and be a leader/protector or someone I love/care about but not at the expense of my individuality and personality. I guess some women would see that as a reason to get outside emotional validation or physical validation aka cheating but if you're willing to throw all that away as a woman and not see me for who I am (see self-confidence* <-- cuckbois) then I guess it's your loss in the long run and you'll be pissed in a few years when Sarah or whatever is in my family pictures and you're talking about what a mistake you made while Chad drinks a 7th beer on a wednesday night.

I don't give a fuck tho desu

>>37552261
YOU marry SARAH and have a HAPPY FAMILY while CHAD drinks BEER on WEDNESDAY

>>37549773
Literally none, it drains you all the time, I want to be alone again.

You have less time to eat, less time to sleep, lifting is OK and not really affected but anyway

>>37552154
B E T A B U X
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>>37552283
if you settle for some succubus, sure... that's why you should find a girl who has a lot going on and has her own set of goals

>>37552283
It drains your money like crazy. I'm always broke these days whereas before I had a gf I could buy whatever I want and go out whenever I want and have fun. Having to pay for 2 people is bullshit

>>37552154
LOL

I get drunk everyday and smoke 2 packs of cigarettes a day and if my gf ever expected me to buy her alcohol or smokes I'd laugh in her face and tell her to buy her own shit. No way can I afford to buy her substances when it already costs me 25 a day on alcohol and 22 a day for cigs

>>37552298
>Having to pay
>HAVING
>CURRENTYEAR
IT'S CURRENTYEAR WE HAVE FEMINISM ANON
But seriously, unless you got nothing else going for you like confidence or good looks, you're never really obliged to pay. I never pay for shit, sometimes even got paid. That's what Chad really is all about

>>37552312
>smoking
>/fit/
are you the 75 cigarettes a day guy?

>>37552343
No I smoke around 40 per day, who the hell smokes 75 cigs a day?

>>37552312
>this is how the lowborn actually live their lives

I almost feel sorry for you

>>37552296
All women are succubus unless you date a nerd girl who went to college or university but they're no fun because they don't party hard enough

>>37552351
75 cigarettes a day guy

>>37552366
Kek I know people a lot worse than that dude, I know guys who chain smoke all day and smoke meth every night and live in trailers and even they have gfs

>tfw 29 yr old virgin
>tfw toothless meth head chain smokers can get chick's and I can't

>>37552374

>implying nerd girls don't crave validation since they were never part of the "cool crowd" and suck your energy in order to get it

>>37552154
you are just as dumb and trashy as her broke welfare ass

>>37552396
I'm sure you could get a trailer trash meth addict gf if you really wanted to anon

>>37552296
It's not about that, she doesn't need to see me or something, but just having to be available even once a week seems like a drain to me, I can't decide for my own, and sex, altough it's nice, isn't really worth shit compared to masturbation except for the rise in self esteem

>>37552420
Nah I've actually tried but they only go for tattooed manlet meth heads who are in and out of jail

>>37552374
>nerd girls
Literally don't exist, they're incels just like so many of the r9k crowd, a man can stay alone a girl needs the attention

>>37552446
There's tons of girls who are nerds. They go to college or university and don't party everyday

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>>37552234

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>>37552482
>>37552234

>>37552482
>21% lower

jesus christ. i'm dumping my gf and never entering a relationship again

Been chatting with a girl for a really long time now and we had an amazing date the other week. I Get a boner every time I think about her and our second date is in two days, the fuck am I supposed to do?!

>>37549773

Initially it improved my self confidence, i started working out, fixed my sleeping schedule, cleaned up my diet/learned how to cook by cooking together all the time, felt more happy and content overall. And this is coming from someone who was completely happy being single beforehand.

Over the years though you get into ups and downs and there is definitely stress that comes along with it. My sleep pattern is fucked once again and we dont really cook together anymore so diet is whatever.

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>>37549773
Not feeling like a worthless piece of shit. That must feel nice I bet.

>>37552560
You got to seal the deal now bro

>>37550495

Im currently in my first LTR just passing the 3 year mark, things are good but we definitely have heated disagreements time to time (she usually blames period for mood swings), i get this nagging feeling that we're not made to last, i do want to be with her so i don't even know what it is. Do you mind me asking how your 3/7/3 year relationships ended exactly?

>>37552652
Going in for the kill then, been sending some upper body picks recently and she be 'Miring Hard. Smash??

>>37550620
The mustache us way too wide

>>37550564

What is this seriously? My gf does this too, feels like im talking to a different person when shes in PMS mode, she cries over stupid shit, acts depressed, starts fights at the drop of a hat but then rushes back to me within 24 hours apologising profusely and saying she "realised she's getting her period"

>>37549966
>But I can just fap every couple days
No bro, if you lift sex is fantastic. You can just throw the girl around a bit. Compound movement. Hip drahve like your future children depend on it. Even cardio if you're into that fucked up shit.

>disadvantages
Dealing with drama and emotional fallout becomes a full-time job. They don't have limits on their behaviour like men, so they'll do outrageous things and you'll realise that there is nothing you can do about it. They really are spoilt by society.

90% are also lazy sacks of shit.

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>>37549773
>tfw same height as my gf so she'd never have to stand on her tippy toes to kiss me

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>>37549773
>health benefits of having a gf

jesus the virgins in this board are fucking hilarious

>>37553009

>All women are evil parasites meme

Why so bitter? I hope one day you find someone who you truly connect with.

>>37553081
found her, she destroyed me three years later

health benefits: 0

one year after that found an incredible kind person who would take care of me over everything in her life, I ended up the relationship because I felt empty and bored as fuck 8 months later

health benefits: 0


I hope one day you stop assuming everything about a random stranger on the internet

Before gf you want to off your self cause tf w no gf
After you want to off your self because tf when she just won't stop talking about the women she hates at work, and you have no alone time
You can pick your poison, but the end result is the same

>>37553169

It's you who made the first assumptions here, just because you had your poor little heart broken doesn't mean others aren't happy in love/life.

>>37549773
Lol I thought the person to the left of the girl was also female

>>37553198
are you truly happy tho anon? or there's something bothering you? you would have laugh or ignored me if you were truly happy with your life/love, because fact is the question itself is hilarious, last thing you think about in a relationship is the health benefit you can have out of it

instead here you are, taking imaginary bait and arguing with a mirror

>>37553270

>calls people who are happy with their girlfriends virgins
>gets btfo
>t-took m-my imaginary b-bait

Nice backpedalling you bitter old fuck

>>37550048
That pic bro, pretty fuking sad damn

I was the happiest ive ever been when I had someone that loved being around me and loved me as a person that much

People really are being delusional about how having no gf is the way to go

GF's make you a lot healthier mentally. Casual sex does nothing for me

>>37551248
Sauce for the porn video?

>>37550564
>>37552720
i fucking hate this, just go be sad and be in pain, but arguing with me is fucking annoying as hell, get her to track her period, say you heard it has health benefits or w.e.

>>37549811
Mine treats me like utter shit 1 week every month and blames her hormones. Today is her birthday - gave her gifts that cost me over 10% of my salary and all I got was "thanks"

>>37553338
>keeps avoiding the point and literally making shit up because "oh boy am so happy with muh gf that I need to scream it over the internet and argue with someone who says otherwise"
>needs to delude himself in order to win an argument
>what does the word "imaginary" mean

jesus summer don't be so mad you're happy right?

>>37552459
>dont party everyday
Only once a month or what? Nerd girls are a myth, they are again incels, they have some screw loose that inhibits them from being a whore, good people can never be defined by a single word.

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>tfw been alone so long that anything else would probably be too different and I'd reject it

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So here's my story:

>Don't have horribly sexist and misogynistic views about women - or sexist and misandrist views about men for that matter.
>Appreciate that a subset of people in each gender are complete assholes.
>Spend 3+ years dating an asshole of a woman and hating self for not having the balls to break up any sooner.
>Still don't have horribly sexist and misogynistic views about women - or sexist and misandrist views about men for that matter.
>Date a number of women from online dating sites.
>Meet one woman who makes me happy, never fights, we totally get each other, likes many but not all of the same things.
>Fall in love.
>Still don't have horribly sexist and misogynistic views about women - or sexist and misandrist views about men for that matter.
>Get married.
>Still very much in love, still never fight, still get each other.

Some of you might actually end up in better and happier relationships if you didn't have such shitty views about women. Like you could set the tone of your relationships by treating your dates with as much respect as you clearly feel deserving of yourself. And instead of sabotaging yourself by expecting women to be, and treating them as, something akin to 'worse versions of men with some different body parts', you could set some standards for yourself and your dates and end up in a happy relationship with plenty of mutual respect.

>>37549773
good and cozy sleeps
am alone :(

>>37549773
it makes you slightly less willing to kill yourself for a while

>>37552459
top kek no, no such thing as that in uni

>>37553545
More like Doctor Professor Cuck amirite

>>37553545
> being this much of a cuck

fucking nu-males

>>37552351
who the f*ck smokes 40 a day

>>37553498

>gets btfo but refuses to back down

Stay bitter kid

>>37550421
My bf and I smoke, nut he smokes.cigarettes and I smoke weed. We buy our own stuff. I refuse to buy him.cigarettes anymore because I want him to quit. At least we don't smoke each others stuff though

Since i got a GF, I've eaten too much, worked out too little and 0 time for vidya.

Honestly I'm not sure whats better, now or before.

>>37550691
That only works if those.involved are mentally damaged or.challenged in some way
For.normal humans the finishing development of the brain makes it annoying to hang out with 18 year olds at 25

>>37553863

What the fuck are you doing with your girlfriend that is leaving you with 0 time for video games, i spend 6/7 days of the week with my gf after uni/work etc and still have time to game, gym and have quality time together.

>>37550564
I get shorter tempered when I'm pmsing, but I still vet angry at all the same.things. I don't usually get angry at my bf though, I usually get really cuddly and horny. I'm guessing either she's always mildly angry at you and just can't contain it while pmsing, or she has some abnormal hormone issues and lacks self.awareness

>>37553545
Nice b8

Literally the worst tripfag ever

>>37550647
You sound like HAES. Gfs don't make you fat, you make yourself fat. She didn't chain you to the basement and forcefeed you ffs.
>hurt durr I'm even going to blame my own laziness and gluttony on females

>>37550766
So basically your so insecure and lacking as a human overall that you're trying to date young to take advantage of their naivety and lack of experience. There's so much pathetic with this that its just not worth the effort. But seriously dude, you're so pathetic

>>37550754
Pro tip, male sperm also ages poorly and your chances of producing a fucked up kid also increase with your age.
>2016
>guys still assuming their sperm is unchanging and immortal
Its for the best that you don't have kids.

>>37551207
That's assuming being single didn't help with the alcoholism or schizophrenia. I guarantee you being single and alcoholic has a decent connection

>>37554090
It's true.
Where i live, EVERY middle aged single man are alchoolics or drink in excess

>>37552220
No its not lol. My bf is going through some financial problems so I've been paying rent, rood, etc. Basically all the bills. Cigarettes are the only thing I refuse to buy for him.
You guys seem really desperate and go for girls that can smell and prey on your desperation miles away. There are plenty of gfs and wives out there that actually take care of their s.o. because they value them as a uniquely individual and brings something irreplaceable to the relationship. A lot of you seem to have pretty awful personalities and I can see why you can't attract a decent mate. You attract what you put put there, if you act like a chauvinistic pig or manchild you can't expect a decent girl to be attracted to you.

>>37552374
So many memes and bad choices in one post. Dude do us a favor and just remain celibate

>>37552400
Never being part of the "in crowd" actually means I'm not used to attention, and try to avoid it because it makes me feel incredibly awkward. It also means I tend to hang out with myself, because its what I'm used to. This also means a Guy like you would probably never notice someone as such.

>>37552846
>Limits on behavior like men
What? What limits? Like the insanely high $ limits insurance companies put on policies for males because males are way more likely to cause accidents? Are you trying to explain how females have more self control and don't need to be given limits like males?

>>37554153
This indeed.

It's like they've never considered, if the shoe was on the other foot, whether or not they would want to date someone like themselves.

>>37552700
Help!

>>37552180
Its overrated. Like... really fucking overrated.

In many ways it is actually bad to have a gf.

VERY few people are in happy relationships.

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>Meet qt grill through friends
Just seeing her makes my heart flutter
>Dating 2 months still happy every time I see her, treat her like a princess buy her shit
>Other grills in my friend group don't like her say I can do better, don't care
>She becomes a bit more distant won't initiate seggs and makes excuse not to
>One nighttake her to fancy restaurant, pay ask her to be my gf
>She counters says we should just be friends with benefits, decided I may as well get action while I look for real gf
>Cut off all feelings for her, only call to hook up, after I'm done either say I have to study, go right to sleep, or play vidya with her there
>Make her buy me shit, bring me beers even if I don't want one, it's suddenly like my dick is made of chocolate and shoots money, she can't get enough of it
>Asks to be my gf, I say just friends with benefits she says we can't we cut contact
>3 more grills go this way, either I treat them as equals, actually have feels, heart flutter and they bail, or I treat them like shit and they love me but my heart hurts and I feel like a dirt bag and feel nothing
Coupling might work for some people, but I'm pretty clearly broken
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>>37553836
>p-please stop already k-kid

stay rekt and insecure anon

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im usually happy with being single

but then I see fat or ugly people with a gf and it just kills me for some reason

...why can they do it, and I cant? it just bothers me that im in a better state physically yet im alone.

>>37554049

you're quite a dense one, aren't you?

you are right, but
>YOU are assuming guys still assuming their sperm is unchanging and immortal

I even wrote 40, c'mon noones sperm is heavily degenerated at that age

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>>37552154
>wasting money on girls

>>37551012

if you're still there Vienna/St. Pölten

>>37550604
>>37551012
Tirol hier

>>37554568

I know a friend of a friend who is an ugly, fat piece of shit with zero personality but somehow has an insanely hot, 11/10 gf. I can only assume that he has a huge dick.

>>37553781
>f*ck
this may be a blue board but you can still swear, friend

I don't understand why guys who can pick up girls on the reg would want a gf, women are way too vapid for me to be interested in them apart from sex.

>>37554772

but still

it's the worst seeing people objectively in worse shape than you with a gf, cause it doesnt make sense

they may be rich, but cmon.

>>37551390
I think men get far more spam but aren't retarded enough to think they are real people.

>>37554863
Jealousy is the ugliest trait, man it woman

My gf and I have been together for three years, great relationship, live together, and are soulmates. The one problem is sex, or simply lack thereof. I will get her off, and she feels no reason to be active or reciprocate at all, and feels nothing with penetrative sex, regardless of whatever I do.

It annoys me so much, and if I were to ask, she'd do it, but it feels like I am just having sex by myself. It is not a mutual thing, so I have just stopped, and we haven't really done anything in a couple months, even though I pleasured her to orgasm fairly recently. The realization hit me the last week or so that we are both in our early twenties and this is not going to get any better, and I have become pretty distant and disinterested with her.

It's great otherwise and I could never find someone has great as her no matter how long or hard I tried. But really, I just want to have sex with someone who cares about my sexuality, needs, and desires.

>>37554863
You think like a caveman.

>>37555219

no

I think like a person who cant understand how a fat fuck can date easily

how do they do it?

>>37550867
Can confirm.

>>37555097
>It annoys me so much, and if I were to ask, she'd do it,

Sounds like you're expecting her to read your mind when she can't.

>>37555097
>get a vibrating bullet
>put it on her clit during sex

it's all you need bro, they're like $15

>>37555545
Meaning that I have asked in the past, and she did whatever it was I asked about but uninterestedly.

Why is it so common on /fit/ for people to grope at semantics to prove someone is not being active enough in helping themselves? I have spoken to her about this and she just does not quite care enough, it's always a temporary thing. We have sex, same thing, it's like having sex by myself, regardless of how involved I am or my technique.

>>37555609
We have one, she gets off and still does not care and says something like, "enjoy yourself". As though she is simply letting me use her body while she stays in whatever position I put her in instead of it being a mutual act. She has asked me to pull out before so that she can pleasure herself with one.

>>37555649
Topcuck

It's time to end the relationship fan

What size is your dick? Maybe she just had a tyrone-tier dick and now can't get off with less


Either way though eject you're too young for this shit

>>37555097
How you talk about it instead of whining on a gay indonesian shadow puppet dancing community?

>>37555649
kek

end your relationship, it will only get worse from here on out.

>>37549773
my boyfriend and I agreed that we are not allowed to get fat. 4 plus years and we are fit and sex on the regular. I want to do it more tho

>>37555097
Tell her exactly this bro. If she works on it you win, if she doesn't you need to get rid of her.

>>37553545
faggot

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Girls kill gains

>>37553497
Wow, that sucks man

>>37550735
surgery too or a twink boymode with a real pucci

>>37552154
Your gf sounds like a underage.
Ask you to buy her alcohol and cig and not just ask you for money and buy it her self. Blow money really fast. No fucking self control. And go on Facebook all night ? Who other then fucking 13 years old girl does that.

>>37555555

>>37550842
Maybe you should have gotten a gf that makes your peepee stand up everytime you look at her

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>>37549773
when I got a gf I expected sanity and a healthy social life, all I got is the realization that people are utter scumbags given the chance and it's not worth the time being nice to anyone

not sour/edgy/bitter about it though, just indifferent, single for 6 years

>>37555097
I was in pretty much exactly this situation, but we were only together for 6 months. She said she didn't really get anything out of penetrative sex either, and would never initiate anything. She seemed to enjoy it when we did have sex like once a week, but it was like it was only me who was putting in the initiative for it all the time.

It really sucks being in a relationship where you both have really different needs, and this alongside a bunch of smaller stuff led to us breaking up.

>>37550735
You guys sound like a sweet couple then. I'm glad that at least a few of us in this thread have made it.

>>37558222
>I got one gf
>it didn't work out
>all people are scumbags

no anon, you are the scum bags

Haha your girlfriends suck

No for real how do u get my gf to suck :(

>>37558288
wow you implied a whole lotta bullshit in one post

I guess I should've worded it differently but thanks for proving my views anyway

finding a good girlfriend is one in a million especially nowadays. i could be wrong, but i've been through two serious and long (one being 5 years, the other being 3) relationships and since being single have been hooking up almost exclusively with girls who have boyfriends. i'd say probably 70-80% of them have boyfriends.

even my friends make jokes about how i'm a homewrecker and will only fuck a girl who has a boyfriend.

>>37550575
Nope, you're in for HUGE disappointment. I don't have much to say about it, other than all you'll get post 25 is washed up whores which would still rather have Chad than you.
If you date them any younger, they DEMAND Chad.

>>37552489
>women in the same group presented higher testosterone levels

jokes on you, i'm a lesbian

>>37558376
spoken like a true beta

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>Gf
>benefits

There is no good of having a girlfriend until you are 27 and she has herself a stable career.

The only thing girls can give you at a young age is their vagina and thats it and even more so if you can cook and keep a tidy house. Think about it if a girl didn't have a pussy what use would she be?

>b-but qt GF can give you companionship
if you want companionship get a dog. They are cheaper, Trusty worthy, will actualey love you, and will not leave you for Chad

>>37552351
This is just like the pedophile cascade, where the ones who like 17 yros are digusted by those who like 14 yros, who are disgusted by those who like 12 yros, and so on.
If you smoke a pack a day, you're in the same level as him.

>>37558440
I can't fuck a dog though.... legally

>>37558525

no but you can masturbate.

>>37554266

just fuck off

>>37558525
move to Canada then

>>37558541
the dog?

>>37550421

weed > gf

>>37550604

>if you're not working in a 90%+ male trade.

just

>>37550604
>work is the best dating service
wos? nie gheat oida

>>37549773
>health benefits of GF
99.98% of women are a life drain that expect their man to be 2x them and have standards they dont even try to uphold themself
>I like a smart man :))
yet she doesnt care about school
>I like a big muscled man who's in shape
yet she'll refuse to go to the gym
>I like healthy men
eats like shit and doesnt care about her own health
>I like a rich man
self-explanatoru
>I like a funny guy
yet she wont be funny herself
>I like a fun man
netlfix and instagram are her hobbies
>I wouldnt date a man who doesnt have any hobbies
yet she has no hobbies
>I like a man who does well in school
does shit in school herself
>I like a man who travels
hasnt left her state
>I like a man who can speak another language
can only speak english
>I like a man who can play another instrument
cant play a single instrument
>I like a man who cares about my feelings
meanwhile she'll do the same shit that she complains her ex did

the sad part is most these are requirements while they dont even meet them themself, just go on tinder to see this shit in action where you have to clown around with qualifications just for some basic bitch.

In a relationship theyll drag you down to their level then dump you. The 00.02% is rare and definitely worth it they'll make you into a better man (i've met a couple of these amazing women). But for some reason men are still skewed to have to have 2 twice the qualifications of women in "equality". Maybe its because testosterone drives men to improve themselves.
>inb4 basement dweller
these are from my OWN observations with women, many of them are meme's and life force drains. Hell one of my ex's got mad at me for bugging her to go to college after she was like "I like a smart dude!"

>>37550167
holy shit are you seriously in such denial. christ the faggots that dwell these boards..

>>37549773
It depends on the person you're dating, my experience was amazing at the beggining but some month later the bitch went full narcissistic and passive-agressive, drama at least once a day, stressful shit, i still hope to meet one sane girl but most of them are nuts and insecure as fuck

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>>37552482
>>37552489

this is really really fucked up shit

god really put so much bullshit into us

>tfw the world is done so woman fall in love and make men go in bed with them (more testosterone = more libido for woman), and if men fall in love they become emotional so they don't get anywhere near their woman they want

>>37553545
holy shit an actual rational argument instead of 12 year old whining bitches who can't grow a pair of balls. what is this board coming to

>>37553545

i'm trying really hard to keep myself neutral but anon it's just impossible there is just too much bullshit in the world

>>37553497
Dump that narcissistic shit

>>37553545
sounds to me like I should give up on myself just to please someone else

not gonna happen, grow up cuck, get your test checked

None because I can't fit my penis into my question 3.14 virgin girlfriend. Any ideas on how to help stretch her? I can fit about 4 fingers In but it hurts her. I can't even fit the head in at the minute it's frustrating. Should she just bare through the pain? Pretty sure it's just her hyman.

>>37558809

you are getting cucked in the back and that is his story to keep you waiting

>>37553545
You seem to know what your talking about. Have you ever felt numb, almost like depression in a relationship and not know if it's the person or just general life? I'm pretty bummed out and have no motivation for anything and my girlfriend asked me if it was her and I honestly didn't know. I mean I dont think so because there's no reason I'd fall out of love with her at all.

>>37558819
That's all wrong. Just because you can't satisfy women doesn't mean I can't.

>>37558737
>rational argument
it's an anecdote with preaching, self righteous motherfuckers like these trying to sell their vanilla relationship through "advice", it's clear the author of that is a beta bitch boi who settled for a chick that threw him a smile once

these faggots, I meet them irl all the time unloading their unasked for advice trying to make their boring relationship a conversation topic for 10 seconds with a smug smile that would vanish the instant their owner aka gf comes waltzing in

hardly an argument

>>37558862

you clearly can't satisfy her with your dick

>>37552210
are you black?

oh, for a second I thought I was on /soc/

why is this shit on /fit/ anyways?

did any of you even lift today?

>>37558875
Yes your right because that's what my post was about until you projected your insecurities onto it.
Also
>what is head

>>37558955

it is something you lack

like an airhead

From the other side of the fence;
I have a boyfriend now (am grill) and am really trying to get fit now because I want to look/feel attractive when we have sex soooo - for me its been a health boost to have a person I know is going to see me nude.

>>37558989
Fucking got me there.
Remind me again what your point is?

>>37559001

that you are a pedo and probably jerk off to overwatch porn

>>37559014
What a baseless suggestion. And incorrect. Are you aware of how insecure you are? Your comments would be understandable if they where intelligent. What your doing is metaphorically (or literally desu) throwing shit at me but missing, hitting the wall and saying "heh sure showed that guy" do yeah do one.

>>37559045

oh yeah, you are right, i actually got cucked two times in a year so the only way i can live is to imagine that every male got cucked two times in this year too

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>>37553935
why do woment get horny on their periods wen theyre least fertile? it makes no gaddamn sense

>>37549966
maybe you should stop watching anime you fucking weab

none really except for the moment you wanna fuck her

>>37556412
The latter; best of both worlds. And when he wants to top he wears his strap on. It's cute because he's said "isn't great you can pick and choose what cock I have?"
>>37558262
Thanks senpai. Never felt so comfortable with another person in my life

>>37558995
post titties girl. we won't even tell your bf

>>37559939
women get horny for alphas when they're fertile and interested in betas when not fertile or on the pill

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>>37549790

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>>37553497
take it from me anon, get out now.

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>>37560045
thanks /r9k/, really insightful, profound whit right there

>>37552720
>grills are bitches on the rag

really breaking ground over here /fit/

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I've had a few different relationships over the past few years. They have come to various ends because of us growing apart.

I've recently tried to get back out into the game after a short break since my last relationship ended. I went on a few dates with a really awesome girl I met on tinder. She was funny, cute, and I felt that I could really talk to her, and I felt that the feeling was mutual. We kissed after our first date, and met up a couple other times for dates that ended similarly. Then after the third date I tried to make plans, and she would give me some excuses like "Oh I'm hanging out with a friend all weekend", and soon she just started ghosting me.

I'm really disenfranchised with the whole relationship thing right now. I feel like taking a firm stance that I will focus on myself instead of pursuing girls will be really beneficial to my overall mental health and career development.

Is there anyone on /fit/ who feels the same or has gone through a similar experience?

>>37560352
>We kissed after our first date, and met up a couple other times for dates that ended similarly.

Utterly pathetic....

Unless she's a virgin there's no reason why you shouldn't have banged her on the 3rd date.

At least get intimate somehow.

>>37560352
>I'm really disenfranchised with the whole relationship thing right now. I feel like taking a firm stance that I will focus on myself instead of pursuing girls will be really beneficial to my overall mental health and career development.
yes im >>37558652 and most girls really arnt worth it. Just keep an eye out for the keepers

>>37552215
does that apply to imaginary gfs as well?

>>37550463

/thread/.

This thread is fucking retareded.

>>37553532

Based ass bix nood locust.

>>37550179
I'm talking ideals though. You should be with someone who motivates you to be a better you and all that cheesy shit so yeah.

>>37552154

jesus christ, why are you still with her?

get a grip man

>>37553198

woman detected

>>37553545

fuck me, what planet do you live on??

>>37552220
C U C K H O L D
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>>37554153
stop pretending like you know what it's like to be the male in a relationship, you parasitic swine.

*spits on you*

fucking women.

Guys. My entire circle of friends has azn gfs. Im Australian. Two of my friends.are dating filipinos and im dating a jap. Its amazing. They cook and clean for us. And make us dinner while we play dungeons and dragons in the other room. I suggest all white men ditch white women now. They can never love you like a pure azn qt can. I REPEAT ABORT WHITE WOMAN.

>>37549773
Your wallet will stop being fat

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>>37561481

asian femlet shill detected

>>37555904
Most people here lift for girls anyway.

>>37561499

Nope. Azn gfs are the bomb. Sex drives that even I cant keep up with and constantly doing cute things to remind you they love you.

>>37561536

yes yes, whatever you say... "sir".

>>37561481
Or you could just date an Eastern European girl, they act as feminine and submissive as Asians but most of them are white

>>37558760
>i'm trying really hard to keep myself neutral but anon it's just impossible there is just too much bullshit in the world
There is indeed hella bullshit out there. If you take anything from that story though it should be that you can one can be a reasonable person and still have some balls and standards. It was something I had to learn because I certainly spent some years without balls or standards myself.

>>37558798
>sounds to me like I should give up on myself just to please someone else
You missed the point then, it's all about not being a douche and not accepting douchyness from the women you meet either.

>>37558851
>Have you ever felt numb, almost like depression in a relationship and not know if it's the person or just general life?
Sure have. In that stupid ass relationship with that ex (wherein I didn't have a pair) I felt like that for a while before it became apparent that the relationship itself was shit. As you say yourself, it might be the relationship and it might not - I wouldn't give up on the relationship too quickly (because who knows, you might be legit depressed or something) but absolutely do not get too comfortable in a crappy relationship that doesn't make you happy; once you decide that it's not working for you and you can't see things working out then just leave and, if you need to, look for someone that will make you happy. Also, if it comes to that, then it sounds like you can even do it amicably - which looking back I would definitely have preferred over feeling outright shitty and angry about the whole situation.

>>37552230

My other friend also suggested OKC, so I think I might check it out. Tinder right now seems literally infested with fatties, I sometimes swipe left like 20 times in a row on all fatties

>>37561481
As long as the asian grew up in your country or is native-level fluent in English, or you try learning their language. If not then you're in a world full of communication problems and several years down the line once the foreign exoticness wears down you'll realize her personality is not at all like yours and she will just be a pain to be around. You'll also birth weird elliot rodgers looking kids.

Taking notes from my dad.

>>37550436
Tried dating bro-tier girls who I shared lots of interests with and I've tried dating girls who I had nothing in common with other than that we both liked it when I put my benis in her vagoo, the latter were far happier and had far less drama then the former. If you want someone who you can play vidya with and have sex with you should get a bf, not a gf

>>37550575
Women are only as mature as they're forced to be, all the women I know that married older men and started having kids when they were young are far more mature than normie women decades older than them

>>37561647
>the latter were far happier and had far less drama then the former.

Why though? Wouldn't you disagree about less things if she has the same interest/personality?
>tfw I know nothing about relationships

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>>37550779
>when you've had enough of sticking your dick in a warm hole
I'm pretty sure normal men have never had enough of sticking their dick in a warm hole anon, hence why wealthy powerful men with options keep fucking tight teenagers until the day they die

>>37554016
Roastie detected

>>37555243
Maybe because they had enough confidence and well developed social skills to flirt with girls and ask them out on dates because they don't spend 3+ hours per day shitposting on an Bhutanese dragon boat racing appreciation image board

>>37561638

Are you Elliot's sister?

>>37554863
Kek, amateur porn taught me that girls see the world very differently to men, most of the cutest girls IRL are getting fucked on camera by out of shape and/or ugly guys with average sized dicks who (judging by their bedrooms) aren't particularly wealthy either

>>37552634
what type of bonsai tree is that?

>>37561676
Just because the word "friend" is in "girlfriend" doesn't mean that your girlfriend needs to be your friend, if you want friendship or companionship in general you'll get more fufilment out of friendships with other men, girlfriends are for fucking, going to restaurants with and generally doing all the couple things that you can't do with a regular friend

>>37561647

Nah don't do this. My bf sucks ass at vidya.

>>37553497

cuck

>>37554598
>>37554688
Linzer /fit/izen reporting
Im gonna be in vienna in 2 weeks, wanna work out? No-homo of course

>>37554049
According to college biology that is unproven. Female eggs degenerate over time and yield increased chances of downs and other defects, and a study done on males did show a higher rate of the same *but* older men are likely having children with older women so it was considered inconclusive last I heard.

>>37554090
I'm single and drink like once a month. Alcoholism is just people being shit and I guess when they're single they have more money to blow on it; so being single enables alcoholism more so than being broke in a relationship would but does not directly cause it.

>>37554266
No, I think he meant social pressures. Men are expected to have a spine, do the right thing, and pick up the slack. Whereas women can completely fuck up their life, cry, etc and it's perfectly fine. Men are just expected to be better in general.

>>37552312
>I'm a cigarette addict and alcoholic and proud of this

>>37561851
I'm not the anon from that post, but I think it's juniper. Google "juniper bonsai", they look very similar.
Bonsai's are awesome.

>>37555243
BECAUSE THERE IS MORE TO RELATIONSHIPS THAN YOUR FUCKING QUADS AND BICEPS

>>37554772
Anon,

He probably has passion and self confidence that you lack.

Girlfriends around 30 are top tier because they have there shit together but are not oldminded. Dating is great when you are 30 anyway.

>>37550564
holy fuck, story of my life

>>37549773
I wouldn't know.

:(

>>37563518
aside from the crazy ones that have no prospects and are looking around desperately for a man to baby trap

>>37550455
This anon gets it.

>>37550045

>bro with tits
damn my lats

>>37563127

Like glutes and pecs?

>>37558567
yep