/fit/ humor thread

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:^)

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>>37544217

>>37544240
Lmao

>>37544202
>>37544217
>>37544240
I really liked these and I am saving them for future use

>>37544202
>>37544270
Let me guess you are the type to lift for a year, get a tiny bit of gains then post on instagram/facebook a before and after pic with a bunch of hashtags like #hardwork #determined #itpaysoff bullshit like that?

>>37544240
genius

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>>37544270
They're all yours :)

>>37544293
no ive only been going for about two months now and I dont post on facebook but I show my girlfriend and I try to show off at work

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>>37544314
So the year just hasn't come up yet lol,
Man people like you are the reason i just don't post my before/after on social media. I did want to show but then after seeing so many people that desperatly grab at any attention they can get , it just totally put me off putting my pics online.

Now i'd rather just hangout with people i haven't seen in a long time and happen to reach up at something high enough so my abs show.

...am i autismo?

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>>37544240
>>37544217

Lol!! This is me!

>>37544349
Post you're before/after here? I like seeing progress pics

>>37544396
*your
I'm disappointed in my grammar

>>37544404
Man i really wish i would've lifted seriously when i was with my oneitis. i miss her even though she's my ex now. I feel like i failed as a man to not dedicate myself to it despite talking so much shit toher about lifting/fitness

Don't do what i did bros.
Lift and lift good

>>37544794
really makes you think huh

>>37544370
Something something CHAD something something PIZZA.

Sorry guys. I'm just not feeling it right now

>>37544916
kek did he actually post this?

>>37544349
lol is that pic from Baby Guard. Fuck I love shitty West African movies

>>37544916
>Pissening
I actually laughed out loud

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>>37545011
It's straight piss bro

>>37544217
>tfw i only turn on 2 of the 3 bathroom lights on, for this very reason.

I...i cant stop staring at myself.

>>37544893
Kek

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>mirin

>>37544907
you cheeky bastard

>>37544738
I lost.

>>37544932
if my head was thismfucking huge my squat form would be infiniteöy better

>>37544768
Yo that's mega fucked up.

>>37544730
fucking lol why couldn't they get someone who actually kind of remotely looks like they've picked up a weight before in their life to model the shirt??

>>37544749
Jason Genova traps

>>37545300
what video is that?

>>37545268
>SS
>Squats and Oats
They modeled it perfectly, the only pick up weight using their legs :^) The pic just cuts off at his waist

>>37545394
Kai Greene fucking a grapefruit srs it's real search it

>>37545234
manlet detected

>>37544461
IKTF
My oneitis was nevermy gf but she showed interest in being it, however I was too beta to do anything about it. Now she has a boyfriend and we haven´t talked for years. I have also had a girlfriend in the meantime, but nothing fills the void.

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>>37545472

>>37545025
How come lobliner apologized a year in advance?

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>>37545495

>>37544768
Golden.

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>>37545536
fuck off richard you nigger

>>37545335
>blurring the email address in the mail
>not blurring the email address in the account window

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>>37545598
Fuck off Mike

>>37544881
i like

>>37545472
goddamn thats savage

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>>37544916
>piss stain of piss

strong misc

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>/fit/ humor thread
>on summer

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>>37545472
>wow you're such an asshole I can't believe I liked you
>does a 180 when he leads her on ONE message later
The fucker probably could have fucked with her all night and she'd desperately drip.

>>37545533
Fuck you.

>>37545692
kek afc detected. u gotta keep these bitches broke kiddo. bitch wake up with some money she liable to go crazy.
>>37545816
this guy gets it.

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>>37545218
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>>37545828

>>37545398
holy fuck i actually laughed at this

>>37545718
Source?

>>37545909
I made audible laughing noises upon reading this post guys.

>>37544768
Do you have the pic which has the dudes full list of fetus murdering shit?

>>37545812

reading it made me laugh harder than anything else in this thread desu

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>>37546093
Hands up and put your memes in the bag

>>37544826

Lol I love this one

>>37544813
he's in a wheelchair senpai

>>37546028
>>37546041
careful with those edges.

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>>37546124
Never!

>>37546169
stupid frog poster

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>>37546220

>>37544836
Golem get Ye gone

>>37544320
kek

>>37544841
I kek'd

>>37544240
So deep

>>37544841
Hahahahahahaha!

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>>37544240
brilliant.

>>37544738
I lol'd out loud

>>37544794
Fucking lost

>>37544841
hahahahah

>>37544768
lol fucking love this one
>>37545812
not wanting kids = no soul?
You're a fucking retard m8

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>>37544889
bahahahaha

>>37545472
Was this Zyzz or someone using his pictures?

>>37544841
hahahahahaha

>>37545037
That's beautiful

>>37546737
Nah it was him. He loved destroying the shallow cunts who treated him like shit before he started lifting.

>>37545300
I laughed so hard I slowly slid down my chair for a full minute

>>37545536
Where's this vid from?
Who is he talking to?

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>>37546220
>When he says he's not a fan of peepee teh frog

>>37544780
kickamao?

>>37545511
how come janoy order 66ed him a year after the apology and video backing him up

>>37545472
Anymore of these? They're great.

>>37544813

Holy shit, he almost hit depth.

>>37544240
Fucking Lost!

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>mfw these are the people that post on /fraud/

>>37545268
it's supposed to be your average /fit/ shitposter

>>37544907
slow clap

>>37545229
fucking owned!

>>37544794
Gooby pls

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>>37544240
/fit/

>>37546916
lol wtf

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>>37545229

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brehs, 9/10 responded

>>37544738
this one always get me

>>37548644
>9/10
>redacts portrait
Sure buddy

>>37544738
Every time

>>37547869
Subtle kek

>>37548690

she was a qt with a thick booty

>>37546156
Still salty you got dumped, brat?

>>37544217
tfw look more ripped in natural light

>>37545456
>>37544461

LMAO

>wishing you lifted when you were with a woman from your past

if she was that shallow then you're a bitch and never gonna make it senpai

lol jesus christ some of yall are pathetic

>>37544749
Farrk on dat dere frogtech

>>37545229
I didn't know this was a rekt thread

>>37544870
Top kek

>>37544916
Am I the only one who thinks that him having pants around the ankles, like a 4 year old at a urinal, is actually funnier than the piss stain?

>>37547858
Too soon

>>37549284
>yall
Whew guys, sure is inbred in here

>>37544404
Is there anything wrong with mediocrity in fucking LIFTING THINGS AND PUTTING THEM DOWN?

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>>37545472
rest in piece you glorious bastard

>>37544349

>am I autismo?

Probably, you are on the fitness section of a Mongolian basket-weaving forum. But what you described seems pretty normal to me.

>>37544973

Watch "Who killed Captain Alex"

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>>37544202
ROFL that a real fun meme! Take a look at this one, makes me lol every time I look at it.

Anybody screenshot that thread of the /fit/ dude who looked like Nigel Thornberry? I distinctly remember him saying that his chin was stopping sexual advances, but he played it off on all of us and made a great thread out of it.

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>>37551179

>>37551183

Did you retards actually find that joke that good to reply to? Just by reading the OP I assumed everyone had thought of that basic joke and didnt post it because it's not funny.

>>37544841

lol

>>37545037
God bless you /fit/

>>37544907
mother fucker

>>37545455
>Autism

top kek

>>37544202
If I wanted to hear humor I would ask for your 1rm.

>>37545229
R3kt

>>37544907
Jokes on you, I already know it's the picture with the guy who wrote down instructions on how to order pizza.

>>37550181
Fuuuaaarrrk someone needs to make a montage of the piss lord dancing in the barber shop spliced with clips of him lifting with some hardstyle, trance and house in the background srs

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>>37545909
holy shit this guy looks like pic related

>>37544768
Lmfao damn. He cold for that one.

>>37544404
love how in the edited one she's sucking his dick

>>37545541
lmaoo

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>>37545909
I fear for my country every day because of people like him

>>37544841
Bruce Lee is the greatest.
That quote has been mangled.
What he's saying is that if you do not continue to push yourself towards bettering yourself then you might as well die.

>>37551854
I kek'd hard wow

>>37552611
...maybe because unadulterated quotes arent funny and dont belong in a humor thread?

Fucking unfunny autist. Bet you're a hit at all the parties

>>37545229
Fucking
REKT
E
K
T

>>37552524
>muh country
You're just as bad

>>37544900
>4ursnHPMR4lpiGJS4NVS240ua
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Fuck off back to /b/ / Reddit, you non contributing cunts.

Fucking summer I swear to god...

>>37553659
et tu?

>>37552815
Ok
Just shared as info in case others love Bruce Lee like I do
I like the funny quote
But I think the real one is nice too

>>37553659
>not believing four channels magic
>even thinking of making it

S U M M E R
U
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>>37544794
requesting scooby and sister green text

>>37544855
PLUNGING

>>37544870
top kek good sir

>>37544270
N.P. Just leave a copy for everyone else to see, breh.

>>37544320
Hello... is it me you're scooping for?

>>37554553
fucking kek'd
>gg no ree

>>37544794
I have tears in my beard now.

>>37545082
I don't know if it's just the make up but she looks like she'd be a 10/10 perfect qt without the down's

>>37549048
holy fuck

These /fit humor threads are the best abs/sides workout I've had in a while.

Everything helps.

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>>37545548
Requesting more zyzz

>tfw he was dead and buried before I ever started browsing /fit/
Why do I miss him when I never even knew him? :(

>>37545536
Sorry rich, now let me go home

>>37554625
i can see it desu

>>37548644
I get the impression she's replying to you out of sympathy, like literally those responses are the most half arsed responses i've ever seen.