How do I become an alpha?

start by doing what alpha people would do if they were in your position
shitposting on a vietnamese rice farming internet board isn't one of those things

Stop asking stupid questions on a totem pole quality control bulletin board

>>37529216
>vietnamese rice farming internet board

Fucking kek'd thanks anon.

>>37529251
kek

Fuck escorts to boost confidence

I had a threesome with two model escorts and felt like a king for weeks afterwards

>>37529308
STDs dont boost confidence

>>37529179

Fake it till you make it

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>>37529179
christ her tits are fucked

>>37529319
a professional escort is the last place you'd get an STD from.

But keep believing whatever you like. It's your world.

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>>37529308
>paying for sex with hookers

>>37529325
do the opposite

>>37529948
make it till you fake it?

What is rich pianos girlfriends name?

>>37530079
no, do it untill you fail

>>37530163
Sara Piana?

>>37530820
Anymore pics?

>>37529179
Easy, just do what your pic related does.
>be naturally huge masculine beast
>roid the everloving fuck out of yourself
>synthol up the wazoo
>do 8 hour arm workouts for extra vascularity
>become Rich Pianas girlfriend

If you have to ask

>>37529665
Sure thing delusional nigger
>A hooker aint a place for STDs
KKKEEEKKK

>>37529277
>>37529292
Pure autism.

4 scoops

>>37530163
Her name is Babe.
Goddamnit R. Babe.

The R. stand for right.

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>>37530880
Underrated

>>37529179
>>37529179

1. Stop posting on 4chan
2. ??????
3. Beast

>>37529179
You can start by slapping a disabled person.

Be a normal human bean
You already lost

>>37532140
Genova deserved a slap, I wish more people would slap that retarded kike. Maybe that way he'd learn instead of just laughing like a goof and screaming it pissening while getting a lecture.

>>37532369
Learn what and why?
The guy's a ment machine.
Practically everything he does is either funny in succession or failure.

>>37529179
Shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane