Australia - land of The Chads

Just bee yourself.

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>>37526853
bzz bzz

>>37526837
did you try beeing urself

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>>37526837
Pls just bee urself senpai

Yeah, i'm 5'7 and pale with crap social skills.

I just hide away in my house with my home gym, myfitnesspal and world of warcraft.

>>37526837
Have an american accent.
Treat women differently, savagely.
You are a wester hethen. Live up to your infamy.

>>37526929
Also find the things that australian women do normally to becharming and interesting, things the native men ignore attract you. Guarenteed to make them feel special for being who they are, and that will draw them to you.

>>37526837
Then do something different and stand out. It does suck here in that regard but Girls care more about status and how fun you are first.

For example I went to a glamour dress up party knowing that 99% of the guys would either wear Black pants and a shirt or a black suit. So I decided to wear a Cream Suit top and jeans like something jermey clarkson wears.

I had 4 grilz and 2 gay guys hit on me and I'm like 6/10 at best.

>>37526837

>It's so hard getting a girl here

are you even trying m8 ?

I'm brown, 5'10", 78kg, autismo af and still can pick up qt sheilas

>>37526942
Australian women are nearly as manly as the men jere. All they want to do is drink alcohol and root.

>>37526954
Doesnt matter. A foreignor is always interesting. There's an aussie who lives in my state and goes to my work and i love her accent, and she always talks to me because of my intrest in her makes her feel comfortable in a place thats still new to her.

>>37526837
Lots of Asian qts there. What's the problem?

>>37526979
Going for Asians means you have given up.

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>>37527050

>he fell for the "white women is best" meme

>>37526837
>bearded
Women hate beards m8, I grow one so people avoid me.

>>37526837
WA, 6'0, 92kg, 15%.

Whats so hard senpai? Maybe you have HEIGHT but not FACE or FRAME?

>>37526837
>5'6 , jacked 84 kg
>considered average highet but built as fuck
holy shit I could never get a date in australia

>>37526837
you must have 0 game

mtw i'm 5'8, 81kg 9%
mfw i have 2 regular girls that i saw last night and ones on her way over tonight
mfw i also smashed a new one wednesday
mfw i also picked one up on tinder last saturday
mfw a girl i'm going to date is coming back from england soon
mfw i'm like a 6/10
mfw lifes good homie

>be 5'8 turbomanlet
>not even fit ottermode at best
>average looks 7/10 at best

Get laid regularly and no problem fucking tinder sluts

Have you tried being funny and not a fuxking autist m8?

>>37527128

come to perth almost every girl has a bf that has a beard

not sure what you're complaining about OP, i'm a manlet skelly with no money to my name and i'm banging the hottest fittest 18 year old blonde girl i've ever met.

>>37527418
perthfag checking in.
I get laid more with stubble than I ever did bearded. If you have a shit chin/face get a beard because it detracts - if you have a decent face, don't.

>>37527411
How old are you?

>>37527466

25

the girls i'm with are 26,22,24,25

>>37527440
How old are you?

>>37527466
i'm 22
i should also mention i'm fit's definition of manlet and skelly, not everyone elses
>5'10
>70kg
>7-8% bf
i guess i have a "charming" english accent that helps. her words not mine

>>37527503
this post was in response to
>>37527486

>>37527503
are you 5'8" 81kg(whatever that is in people measurements) 9% or are you 5'10" 70kg(??) 7-8% bf? you're giving TWO DIFFERENT numbers

and put your weight in pounds, you shit can

>>37527479
How?

I'm 5'7, white, lift, low bf, 5/10 face, 6 on a good day and I can't pick up at all. I am 28.

Situation is similar here in the UK. Just about every small town, working and lower middle class lad age 20-25 is ripped and tanned.

Blame social media and reality TV

>>37526837
My m8, I'm struggling with the same issue now. Kind of don't get it but it probably have a lot to do that I cant hold a barting on english fluently.. fuck this shit.

I literally have heigh, frame and face until some extend.. some girls have approach me and kissed but I don't understand how to fuck them yet.. Just been 2 months here.

PS: In SouthAmerica I just stand up and take what I want
PS2: Beards everywhere, made me realize I should improve mine.

>Imperial height but metric weight
What is this madness

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>Be An Aussie with American accent
>Be one who is also /fit/ 6 foot 2 and a full head of hair
Literally drowning in pussy. I don't even have to try anymore now that I am in my mid 20's it's so dam easy compared to my early 20's/late teens

>>37527573
Aussie and NZ often use imperial height for some reason. That's the only imperial measurement we use that I can think of.

>>37527586
how do you get an american accent as an aussie? did you only watch House growing up and never leave the house?

>>37527593
Parents were American
I lived in Australia from 10 years old till my early teens
Moved to CA and finished highschool there
Moved back to Sydney to do university andt ake advantage of the student loan system for Aussies.

Feels good being a citizen of both countries.
mov

>>37527586
Why are you boasting about having a full head of hair in your 20s?

>>37527600
ayyyy, you're not really an aussie mate :)

>tfw 5'11 and balding aussie
no amount if lifting is going to get me women, the competition is too tough

Fit im thinking of killimg myself im reslly ugly like really fucking ugly my face isnt symmetrical at all. Even plastic surgery wouldnt fix how fucking ugly i am. What do you do when life gives you a shitty hand?

>>37527605
Ayyyy, I grew up on the central coast mate so try me

>>37527418
>>37527455
Can you guys recommend a gym in Perth? Moving there this fall.

>>37527616
lmao ur a funny guy. a funny non-aussie guy :)

>>37526942

>current year
>doing beta game

kill yourself

>>37527639
Poor bants for an aussie

>>37527644
I'm not an aussie. you can't even tell your pretended countrymen apart. not a good look for someone lying about being an aussie

>>37527534
>5'7
>5/10

right there

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>>37527649

>>37527659
a hastily saved 4chan filenamed meme image wont make you australian

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>>37527663

>>37527670
>another one
you could always prove your aussie with a vocaroo--oh wait you sound american nevermind xD

>>37527086
Bundoora rmit?

>>37527632
revolution, there are 3 that are 24 hr and my one that isn't.

2 squat racks, power rack, 2 bench presses, lots of free weight area, rainbow bumper plates, 8.88 a week

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>>37527679
>RMIT

>>37527689
Is it any good? I need a gym that's kinda cozy. And must have juicy men going there as well. I don't care if it's a bit costlier.

>live in the balkans land of giants
>5'7''
>getting pussy ever since 15 years old in and out of relationships


I don't know i just have a good face and am not afraid of women like most of you losers here

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>mfw age 24, 180cm, 64kg, no tan, skelly as fuck
>never lift but ride bikes/go bush
>prob 5/10 face
>unsymetrical frame from broken collarbone in bike accident, 1 shoulder is about 3cm shorter and 3cm lower than the other
>not insecure about having an unaustralian body
>show general confidence
>got 2 reg girls in 20s, 1 reg lady ~30 ish and can guarantee a tinder fuck ~twice a month

It's not hard to get pussy

But where are the endgame girls at? The wife material ones ya know? Fucking getting over the amount of entitled bush pigs floating around.

>>37527743

Find a non degenerate young girl (<22) with little ex lovers and impregnate her, marry afterwards. This is the only thing that can save a woman from degeneracy

There are no good women in the long run only ones who are still unspoiled at the moment.

>>37527586
This guy gets it. Americans are exotic to aussies

>>37526837
because the average stats put out by the government totally back this bullshit up

australia is shit but you nerds are so beta you make excuses as to why you cant get chicks

>>37527640
>2010+6.5
>critiquing other mens succeasful game
Not gonna make it

>>37527389
>5'6 average height

Hahahahahaha

Being an autist in australia is suffering

Everyone is so damn charismatic and confident

>>37527515
read the comments friend, i responded to the wrong person asking the same thing, but i'm the 5'10 (177cm) 70kg (160lbs) guy sleeping with the 10/10 young fit blonde.

>>37526837
>>Be 6'3 95 kg Australian
>>Literally average
Hahahaha! Ever seen an Aussie? 5'8" and skinnyfat is normal there.

>>37526837

everyone who looks tanned now will look like a leather handbag by the time they're 35 so... i guess you'll be able to get a gf then? haha :)

>>37527675
btfo

>>37527603
Because next to being a manlet, no hair is the worst thing that could be missing from a male.

>>37527903
samefag
he clearly posted a picture with a drivers licence from both countries showing he is a citizen of both.

>>37527726

at least we're nice people :^) can't say the same about you tho hahah.............no offense.

>>37526837
you can't pick up chicks because you have shit game

i'm white, 5'9, not good looking, not rich yet I do fine because of my game

>>37526837
I know that feel mate. Women in this country are fucked.

>>37526837
Why do you have to lie man.

We are a country of manlets. Leigh Priest is pretty much average here.

Zyzz was 6'2 and 90kg. He was on roids and way bigger than everyone else around him. Even Chestbrah who is 5'10 is above average. We are a country of Babos.

Come on man.

>>37527828
>australia
>charismatic
I suppose its possible, the only taste of down under any of us have are you autists who brows 4chins

>>37528015
no mate we're really not charismatic mate we're a bunch flaming galahs. we're just mostly undereducated ignorant bogans with nothing better to do then smoke ciggies at train stations . we just get drunk do drugs and do each other

>>37527872
Clearly hasn't left SA

Who in their right mind would pretend to be Australian???

>>37528074
Only a Australian

>>37528048
Im sorry was that fucking english?
Could understand a word you said.

>>37526837
>literally average
You're literally not. The average height for males in Australia is 5'9.

>>37528150

no, OP is right, i'm also 6'3 and i feel pretty average too.

>>37528195
Who cares what you feel? You're literally not average.

>>37528206

no offense but im not usually wrong about anything...

>>37528096
it's strayan m8
crikey what they teaching you yanks in school?

>>37527612
you make lemonade

>>37527782
thanks for the tip brother

>>37526837
18 y/o chub (hi test?) virgin girl from perth checking in

>>37528354

please be in sydney

>>37528354
LONDON
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>>37528354
lose the weight how the fuck are you fat at 18

>>37527632
I go to Genesis Fitness, they have a couple of gyms, I go to the one in Bentley, best gym I've ever been to famalam

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>>37528392
idk if this chart is bs or not but id probably be around 23%???? also lift
idk ive never been called fat or chubby only high test by other 4chan autists but im not about to take it as gospel lmao

>>37528371
>>37528378
PERH
as in western australia :-)

>>37528414
high test means fat you dumb ass

>>37528371
>from perth

>>37526837
>relying on your looks only
And you wonder why you're still single you vapid, empty fuck.

>>37527586
/pol/ pls go

>>37528436
>hightest means fat goy. Dont breed goy. Pick only skrawny, sickly women goy. Dont choose healthy, fertile women goy. Good goy.

>>37528354
Show bod for my pleasure

Lel, this might be the case for the goldcoast, but when i lived in Australia for 3 years (Adelaide for 1 Melbourne for 2) as a Swede i was the chad everywhere i went, but now back in sweden im average again. Im 6'2 and was taller than 99% of the people i met, i had a better body than 99% of the poeple i met and most guys from australia look like taller stereotypical brittish dudes.

>>37528736
being fat is neither healthy nor conducive to bearing children. nice meme

>>37528744
>*shilling intesifies*

Same in Canberra

If you want Asians it's easy as fuck here. They literally check me out and openly smile at me all the time

>>37528758
physiology can't be shilled

>>37527699
seems to be the best option here. All I see around is shitty 24/hr meme gyms like snap fitness, or goodlife. Goodlife is mainly for chicks, and jacked Chads trying to hit on said chicks for 17 bucks a week. Revo is for young males who don't like the uni gym (not many would be up to 1/2/3/4 though), with the occasional few girls stretching and shit. Few old cunts if you go at like 5pm.

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>Aussies think they have it bad
come to norway and you'll truly understand what land of the chads mean

>everyone is at least 6'4 200 lbs fit as fuck; more realistically 6 feet 180 lbs when adjusted for meme inflation but that's still pretty chadly compared to the rest of the world
>Everyone's dad is either a petroleum engineer, doctor, lawyer or works in finance so in other words they're well off and can afford pretty much anything
>The average norwegian chad has impeccable fashion sense
>Everyone has perfect white skin with a slight tan and perfect brown or blonde hair
>everyone has a model-tier jaw and face in general
>everyone has a stacy-tier girlfriend
>everyone has a full, thick stubble (or at least the capacity for it) by 21

Sorry mate but your english prisoner genetics just cannot compare. It's hell up here.

>>37528422
greetings m'lady, what gym in perth do you frequent? Maybe we can be bench buddies ahah ;')))) don't let any of these douches talk you down they are just jealous, hit me up if you want to chat i am a nice guy and a great listener :))

also live in perth too lol

>>37527556
>Just about every small town, working and lower middle class lad age 20-25 is ripped and tanned.

I don't see that at all. Literally every lad at my uni was a skinny dyel. Only gypos have decent tans and gyms are full of weaklings with shit form

>>37528815
Impending invasion my sand/niggers
Enjoy your cuckage

>>37528815
if they all have stacy GFs then you should be cleaning up with the homely Helgas my friend. your logic shouldn't lead you to despair

Any bros here from the greatest city in Australia, Newcastle?

>>37528856
that's in england. or was that the joke?

>>37528856
Guarantee nobody who lives in newy would call it the greatest city in Australia.

>>37528821
its a small council gym, like 60 bux a month. any recommendations for bayswater gyms?
if ur a nice goy ill give u my virginity <3

>>37528774

> and openly smile at me all the time

fuck man you're so in, teach me senpai

>>37528882
The thing is yank, when the British colonized the world, they called places after places from home. York...New York, England...New England etc

If there is a town in England, it's likely there is also one somewhere in the commonwealth

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>>37526837
>5'7 Australian
JUST

>>37527411
>i'm like a 6/10
and what are these girls? 3/10?

>be me
>5'7'', 4/10 face
>29 years old
>kissless virgin
>see this thread
why me?
;_;

>>37526837
>5'7 aussie
>No trouble getting girls
>Most of my serious relationships were taller (slighty)

They always have that they can't wear heels

>tfw they wear them anyway

>>37529167
wanna meet in the city tomorrow and get coffee? post body if you actually high test i'll chuck you a sausage

>>37528856
I go to UON and live in Hamilton.

Kill me senpai.

>>37527825
you do understand different countries have different averages, right?

>>37529359
i have an exam tomorrow
give details
we can sort something out :^)

>>37527128
Spotted the beardlet

>>37527790
Fucking this. I used to be full >burgers but now I've developed a soft spot for you cunts.

I wonder how many guys in this country are going to end up completely fucked from their steroid use, I know so many guys who don't have a clue about what they're doing and just take whatever their friends give them, living off weet-bix, mcdonalds, coles "chicken" and supplements isnt healthy

>>37529503
post pic here and i will give deets if you are high test not just fat

>>37526837
You think that's bad, I'm only 6'1"
You can't imagine the manlet plight from your kingdom of 'average human height'

>>37529626
What the fuck is wrong with coles chicken

>>37526837
Who is this semen demon?

>>37529634
sorry no deal bai

>>37529676
kek

>>37529626
yeah, i hear a lot about how immensely popular steroids are in australia, heard a story of some 19 year old injecting himself with test and fucked up his endocrine system.

People use them regularly and also have no idea what they are doing.

>>37528354
Pls be in UWA

>>37529734
curtin :^)

>tfw not australian

help me

>>37529752
I used to go to curtin, they've got nice microbiology labs

>>37529762
wouldnt know, im in journalism

>>37527128
what's the bet it's just pubes on the chin friendo

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>>37529792
At least tell me you do SS

>>37527411
fuck that sounds like non-stop texting/messaging I couldn't do it

>>37529827
im afraid i dont :^/ interested tho, especially since i have 2 months off of uni and im unemployed scum

>>37526837
If ya don't like it ya can fack off ya softie cunt

>>37528239
cunt you sound like you're reading a meme script of slangs

Wanna disagree but you're pretty spot on

>>37529856
Don't ever talk to me or my wife's son again

Givvus us a tin of dingo bikkies ya cunts

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>>37529909
give me 50 reasons why ss is better than a regular lifting routine

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>>37529931
No one want's bikkies when they're on the piss m8

>>37529947
I'll give you 4
Programmed progressive overload that maximises strength gain
Prioritises nutrition over exercise volume
Rep range and minimal bullshit accessories makes a more efficient workout
Maximal booty gains no homo

>>37529998
ok ill try it u little bitch

>>37530023
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated into intermediate strength stats, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the squat rack, and I have over 300 confirmed over head presses.

>>37528815
Hearty chuckle to this. Just got back from a oil rig in docks in haugesund, your post is very true.

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>>37530060
but ill need a big strong man to help me figure out all this maths........... ;^)

That's not average, stop lying. I go to UQ, Australia's #2/3 uni so plenty of rich cunts and it's Queensland so people get sunlight and play sport yet the mean height in one of my classes of ~400 people was 180cm (5'11). A good 30-40% are Asian yes but 1-these heights were self reported and 2-the Asians are also rich
At 6'2 I'm taller than most people at uni and clubs and on the street I'm considerably taller. You either measured wrong or are retarded

>>37530096
That mean height was also for males in case it wasn't obvious

You mean land of the Roids

>>37530093
Muh dink
Plus Fitness Nedlands is my local gym, I usually go at retarded hours.

>>37530120
my gym closes at 3pm on weekends and 9pm weekdays LMAO
id go at retard hours if it wasnt a shitty (cheap) gym
lots of cute old people and sometimes they fly their model airplanes at the basketball courts in the next room, i get to watch while i do hip adduction/abductions

>>37530093
FUCK OF ROASTY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37526837

I am literally 95kg and 6'3 and tower over 99% of people here on the gold coast.

Where you living?

>>37530157
Ah, yeah I don't miss the time restrictions of other gyms. Going in at 1am is fun famalam, I spend half the time messing around

>>37530186
breddy jealous
would join chain gym if it were closer to my house, maybe when i move out
morley lyfe
is ur gym crowded?

>>37530210
Everyone's jealous of my 1am sweet moves
And nope, during the day it's busy, but you never really have to wait for anything, and at night time you're literally the only one there
I drive though, gyms are crap unless you've got wheels to get you to the good places

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>>37526946
>something like Jeremy Clarkson wears
>4 grilz hit on me

>>37527616
Wattanobi?

>>37526837
OP I feel like you're the cunt who tried to king hit me for getting with their gf
>i am also australian
>6'4 95kg

>>37530302
6'4
Hnng

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>>37530246
i ride my shitty $10 gumtree bike every time lol
super jealous, there's always somebody on the things i want to use so i have to sit in the chairs on my phone and look like i just came to text my friends and watch everyone exercise

>>37530316
ayy lmao, it's best to hover around people till they get the hint, or straight up ask if you can work in if it's just a machine and they are sitting around

>>37530344
i hate to interrupt them lol im too polite
whats ur snapchat plz

>>37530363
gdawgbrah is my kik, don't have a snap

>>37530385
ok just need to download kik again lol ill add u

>>37526837
if 5'9 is considered average in some areas.
Why is 5'7 short, but 5'11 not tall?

>>37530302
Ay ay ay
That's a cowards punch to you lad. Didn't you listen to Anthony Mundine

>>37529844
Not the op but I did the same thing for a while and it pretty much was. At the moment I'm getting one a month with no effort because I'd rather get jacked, work and go to uni than spend all my time working on chicks.

>>37530412
In some areas it is. Go to some asian countries and if you're 5"11 you're tall as fuk. Also because people's claimed height is generally height in shoes plus an inch, so they're legit average anyway.

>>37526837
>Girls love Criminals
>Island full of inbred Criminals somehow attracts women
Not surprised

>>37530583
I'm a little over 6'1 out of bed barefoot, probably shrink to 6'0.5 by night. And although I am definitely above average, I feel just that walking around. No one would call me tall.

If I was 5'8 though, im sure id get plenty of "anon is kinda short"

>6'1"
>Sydney

I feel like I'm taller than maybe 80-95% of other white guys. Also no way in hell the average weight is anything above 80kg.

>>37527411
>mtw i'm 5'8, 81kg 9%
>25 FFMI
The fraud general is this way >>37528440

>>37530283
Woy Woy brah

Got my first blowjob at 13 at night on Umina oval cunt.

where did Curtin girl go? I'm Curtin too pls be my gf

also I know that feel OP, I'm 191cm and have to wear my thick shoes everywhere to ensure I don't get towered over

>>37530796
>Umina oval cunt

>>37527989
>6'2
what he claimed, some research shows he was probably closer to 6'1

>>37528774
cunnnntttt how shit is canberra ay

>>37530405
This is the start of a beautiful autismo bromance :')

i hate to play a broken record but it's literally 100% about confidence.

confidence can be acquired by improving self image and pursuing interests specific to what you love. not everyone is born with confidence.

from there you are now able to approach women with a righteous mind and the fear of rejection does no longer exist


all my best successes with women come from moments in time where i was in my element, whether that be when i was doing acting, or skiing abroad, you become magnetic when you're exuding confidence

>>37534721
>it's all about confidence
>guy has interesting hobbies like acting and skiing abroad

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>>37530093
>Fat

>>37534778
i concede that i've had a painfully middle class upbringing, but that doesn't detract from the point at all

you ever tried those things out? anything that may give you even the slightest fulfillment is something worth going after

>>37527586
>be hiking AT
>meet qt3.14 aussie nurse
>she's dtf
>i'm 6'1 but 7/10 at best

They have an american fetish. It's fucking weird.

>>37534878
>you ever tried those things out?
haven't tried acting because i don't think my voice is good enough (both in terms of volume and expressiveness)
i went skiing once, i had no instructions other than pizza and french fries. i had a bad time

feels like you need to start these things while you're young, otherwise you won't be good at them

>>37534942
well snowboarding is easy as fuck to get good at compared to skiing. could also be more of your thing, who knows. and specifically for acting, there's no benefit to starting young, it's just that those who are good and hungry for attention tend to gravitate towards it at a young age.

having said that i agree with you about doing things when you're young, but i wouldn't let that stop me from trying. it beats playing vidya all the time

>>37530643
For people under 25 maybe but over that average would probably be like 90kg

>>37527679

yeah m8
the building at the back is uni hill outlet

the roos are always there

>>37528056
Savage.

>>37526953
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37529878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ

Blokes advice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTBTq6zi_gc

>>37526837

all this can be attributed to the social group you hang out with/ associate with. It sounds fucken dumb but

>be me
>grow up upper middle-affluent class in the northern suburbs of Sydney
-have good social skills go out alot, play alot of sports go to private school
>know alot of 8/10+grills
>all guys/ friends i know are what you describe at least
>am 5/10
>didnt get laid til 20 and was at uni hanging out with inner city alternatives and westies with weird accents.
>know get sooo much pussy

>>37527412

>not being a fuxking autist

There's the problem, anon

>>37536550
>kill frog
>remove legs
>enjoy proteins
Frenchy as fuck