Why aren't you alpha yet?

>>37524481
I haven't yet consumed the necessary number of scoops.

I haven't gotten my barrel of fish oil yet for my daily 100 g of fish oil injection

>>37524481
Which one of them is more plastic/non natty?

Also:

>Rich Piana
>Alpha

Lel, alpha is a thing the panini man has no need for, he's leaving humanity behind.

>>37524481
i like being a human

>>37524507
neither

>alpha
>driving automatic

Getting cucked by your transmission isn't alpha

>tfw no 5/10 (face) blonde GF with massive tits and a joocy ass

>>37524613
>typical nu male getting cucked
Fuck is it nice being a 6'0+ chad mode with a beard. Just recently hooked up with a grill that's been dating this dorky nu male for six years.

>>37524481
I'm convinced she's getting smashed by Mac Trucc or Mid May man when Rich is busy on his 19th meal of the day or his 8 second 20 second vaccuum poses.

>>37524653
how does his cum taste?

>>37524653

only if you have money/social status to go a long with it, otherwise its a waste of top tier genetics

My dog ate my alpha

>>37524653
> Chad
> beard
nah, luke

>>37524623
Aw don't be mean dude I'd say Sara's face is a weak 6 strong 5
t. Fantano

>>37524481
>rich
>alpha
you aren't alpha if you have self-esteem issues

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>>37524653
>nu male

>>37524481
because i have binge eating disorder and it keeps fucking up my progress. I eat well for a couple days then follow it up with up to a week of binge eating. It's frustrating as fuck.

>>37524481
TWO SLAPS C'MON! Right, babe?

>>37524653
>beard

lmao you're the numale breh

>>37524743
Synthol?

>>37524968
then stop doing it