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>>37520992
What have you failed?

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>>37521013
I try

>>37521019
Nothing yet.
But I'm /hella/ fucked for monday

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>>37520992

>>37521053
qt

>>37521075
choo go get the hammer, mayne

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>>37521075
this is an sfw board doggie

>>37521075

>tfw still not gay yet

:'c
so gross

>>37521075
And you are shit posting instead of destroying that vagoo?

>>37520821
Just unmatched some bitch for looking like her pics were fake....didnt even bother to talk to her....realised that was a daft move after the fact haha

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What am I forgetting brehs? Probably a plastic pussy right?

Is 250test fine for a first cycle? I have been lifting natty for 4 years and am at my limit, I want to add in some tren down the line but more just want to see how I handle the needles and shit.

Any input would be awesome.

>>37521573
Yeah thats a nice start.
I would recommend not adding anything for some time.

Do test alone for some time, see how your body reacts to it.

If you have been lifting for so long already, dont expect too much from 250mg.

You will have a sudden weight increase in the beginning, but thats just liquid lol, you are bloated.

Again, dont expect too much from it, it isnt a high dose at all

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>>37521573
>Is 250test fine for a first cycle?
Yes but you can do better. Have you had your test levels checked yet?
>I have been lifting natty for 4 years and am at my limit, I want to add in some tren down the line
If you are telling the truth about lifting for four years and depending on your current test levels, I would recommend something like 125-200 test/week and 350 tren ace/week for a first cycle.

>>37521622
Is it possible to get an arm that long natty?

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>>37521640
>Is it possible to get an arm that long
Pure genetics baby. Arms were always long.

>>37521529
Plastic pussy
Bathmate
Backup plastic pussy

>>37520992
steroids are for manlet faggots

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>>37521622
I havent had my test levels checked, I'll look into that first thin Monday. Ya I'm at about 4 years off and on. This is me as of last weekend.

I'm 6'7 and around 250 so its really hard to get that definition I want. My lifts are good, really good if I might add. I just want to continue seeing the progress without losing the strength.

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>>37521705
Fug, I figured. Especially the bathmate right?

>>37521734

Jesus fucking christ, you look absolutely awful.

Are you sure it wasnt 4 years of mcdonals?

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>>37521734
>6'7 250

the curse of the manmore

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>>37521734
>I'm 6'7 and around 250
Good god you are a monster. I mean just your frame, you are like 2/10 juicy status but the roids will fix that.
So this is actually why you need to get your test levels checked. Someone your size may very well have a much higher natty test level than someone smaller. You can't dose your weekly test shot appropriately without the knowledge of prior test levels. Let me know if you need advice on how/where to get bloodwork.

>>37521761
Taco bell, I'm to high class for mcdonalds.

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Guys i'm looking after doing my baby's first cycle.

What shoulkd i have in consideration? And the after cycle? I really want to keep my erections intact

>>37521781
the struggle ;_;

>>37521785
Ya I know the skys the limit that's why I've been doing so much research. Cant I just go to my family doctor and get blood drawn or is there a better way?

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>>37521860
>Cant I just go to my family doctor and get blood drawn or is there a better way?
Yes you can absolutely do this. Some doctors ask a lot of questions, some are cool. Hopefully you have a cool doctor.

>>37521741
do you have more zyzz mirin pics?

>>37521075

Her boyfriend is fingering her.

Damn those manhands breh.

>>37521898
How does the tea tree oil shampoo treat ya?

>>37521898
Assuming my test levels are normal. Which I don't see why they wouldn't be, I can grow a good beard and have no problem going all night with my girl.

You'd recommend 150test and 350tren? I still have plenty of research to do but I'm just getting an idea.

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>>37521925
Make a decent post and I will see what I can do.

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>>37521947
like this utterly cute girl for example?

>>37521986

Fucks sake. She could be 14 or 24.

I'd hesitate. Good post.

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>>37521940
>tea tree oil
GOAT, titties approved, JM approved, Billy Mays approved, etc.
>>37521944
>Assuming my test levels are normal
>You'd recommend 150test
You're a big guy... (Seriously)
Maybe you need 200mg test/week to maintain your current natty levels? I doubt it desu but ya never know.
>>37521986
>Disney princess wanna be
>Intentionally posing as a good girl
>Teal fingernails
Run

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>>37521734
is this a joke?

>>37521669
kek, are you also a zyzz fanboy. I don;t know what so special was about him. Just a regular roider with plucked eyebrows, that was still a massive beta inside, thus had to run tren year round to feel somewhat normal around girls. Also doing no cardio while running tren year round with clen, t3 and dnp, while dying in a sauna(of all places). He also had fucking mediocre genetics. His insertions were okay, but beside that his genetics were terrible

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>>37522021

She's legal. Breathe easy.

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>>37522044
He liked to run 6 week cycles. 6 on 6 off. Obviously the drugs and preexisting heart condition did him in. I don't advocate everyone to emulate him, life is all about slow and steady in my opinion. But, he was the fucking man. Also he had sick genetics! Forever mirin.

>>37522100
Skinny here.

>>37522100

He died of coke.

"preexisting heart condition" is the classic excuse when young people die from roids / coke.

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>>37522162

>>37522144
Damn /fit/ standards

For the shit he ran it's not really a fascinating body but he defo not skinny

>>37522058
i think the point he's making is that it doesn't matter if she's legal or not, she's fucking got issues

>>37522100
He was on gear year round, while looking like that. Imo; supaturk has way better genetics than him and was also way more serious than him.

>preexisting heart condition
fucking politically correct bullshit. He did rec drugs with huge amounts of tren and also using clen. And no cardio. What do you think what will happen with your heart

How was he a fucking man? Did he cure cancer? He was just a degenerate. And the funny things is; his brother is making all the money over his dead body now.

>tfw no sex this weekend

fuck

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>>37522162
>He died of coke.
And many other party drugs! I'm not saying it was roids that killed him. It was a combination of pushing his body physically to the limit with roids know top of recreation drugs and I do truly believe a preexisting heart condition that did him in. People like to say zyzz did no cardio and that is true but he danced and partied and ran around acting the fool all the time and that was plenty of cardio in my opinion.

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>>37522181
Very skinny. This is me on 300 test, no flex, he was on a shit ton more.

>>37522058
>>37521986

post more plox

>>37522222
Mire these jerrbears I am correct,

L

>>37522233
Fucking hell stop doing that

>>37522222
You smoke zyzz easy on all fronts. Not even a contest

this was his year round blast. kek

tren ace 150mg/d
test prop 150ed
T3- 25 mcg twice a day
clen 80 mcg ed

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>>37522222
Like, I wanna feel your chest, but the nipple rings... ehhh...

>>37522259
He just didn't eat.

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>>37522227

Everyone has seen this tho.

>>37522183

>no issues
>me being attracted to a girl

Pick one.

>>37522276
My ex gave her barbells to me, so I switched them out.

>>37522222
holy fugg, penta

>>37522128
>naps
Kek

>>37522128
naps is not eu

>>37522282
i dont care

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>>37522288
>My ex gave her barbells to me, so I switched them out.
This is so weird and grosses me out on so many levels, I just can't even right now. Keep up the good work.

P.S. Last Zyzz post until we return to our regularly scheduled /fit/ grill program.

>>37522334
life is short and cheap

>>37522334
Stainless surgical steel. Dip in isopropyl gtg.

We've shared grosser things.

>>37522492
>The have some Eu gear like hardcore labs
theyre not actually shipping from inside the eu
>Any pointers?
sst

My lsd and Molly bender caught up to me. I feel so insecure and unconfident. Not helpful.

Ex was texting me short 1-2 responses. Told her to go to work and I'd hit her up later. Got some ass pics though.

What are the consequences of crashed estro besides creaky joints and no libido? Are there any positives to deliberately crashing estro?

Any reason why the US has cheap gear while the EU is almost twice as expensive?

Almost all labs buy the raws from Asia so I don't see the reason

>>37522334
couldnt you have posted stuff like

>>37522276
>>37521741

>>37522547
low amounts of subcutaneous water, you look leaner
bbers like to crash their e2 right before their competitions

>>37522552
less people using roids and it is legal in some places

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>>37522539

I did mdma and 2Cb and 4fa 7x in 11 days.

Got punched out of nowhere by a date's ex but that's all. I crashed yesterday but I'd had very little sleep for 6 days straight.

Feel fine now. Kek.

Someone is impersonating me. Or yolo is anonposting.

>>37522606
I'm operating just fine, I just don't have my normal ego attached to me so I'm being a sensitive bitch.

>>37522647
what if this sensitive bitch is your normal ego?

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>>37522436
>Stainless surgical steel. Dip in isopropyl
I am sure you were thorough.
>We've shared grosser things.
Like what? I am not into gross shit really, just making girls worship the cock.

>>37522672
Probably.
>>37522717
I like to make out with her after I've eaten her ass. Or eating her out on her period. We're pretty vile.

>>37522280
No breh, all you need is steroids. Don't forget about that diagram

The Tren Ace and Test Prop were known to ran “year-round” instead of cycling and coming off and getting back on. So, he wasn’t really running steroid cycles per say. The Tren Ace being the most prevalent steroid abused that he was taking, with doses as high as 300mg a day! That would be roughly over 2 grams of Tren Ace a week. The Test Prop on the other hand was run at much, much lower doses of 20mg per day, just for basic “normal human functions” as Aziz would put it. That about sums up Zyzz’s steroid cycle.

>>37522778
Sounds awful.

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>>37522776
>I like to make out with her after I've eaten her ass.
Nice haha, I have done this but she was really clean and well kept so it wasn't gross really. It was hot as fuck desu.
>Or eating her out on her period.
Yaaa... I'm good hahaha

So can you literally just do whatever you want at the gym basically and still get crazy gains if you're juicing?

Would you still just experience muscular gains if you focused more on cardio, or would your cardiovascular system improve too?

>>37522808
Occasionally I lick my cum off her face. I really don't give a fuck. The more debased and depraved the better.

I like to lick the sweat off her armpits. Weird shit. Steroids were a mistake.

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>>37522812
With big ramy genetics, yes probably. But you probably gotta still work your ass off. Roids aren;t magic without proper food and training. Stop, being so goddamit delusional.

There are so many people on gear while looking like a natty. Ruining your body for nothing

>>37522812
look at how huge lance armstrong is and tell me

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>>37522776
>>37522836
Lol what tren are you on?

>>37522841
P sure that faggot just pinned trt because lmao no balls and ten played with EPO.

>>37522836
Do that in your g4p and you'll make real dosh mang

It's been 1 year since my azusa tattoo
Good time to compare pics.

Decent gains for arms ed

>>37522812
Nope

>>37522838
Tfw ruining my body for nothing

>>37522836
ö_ö thats nasty af lol.

>>37522836
>I lick my cum off her face

I'm not alone

>>37522851
900 test. Test makes me weird af.

>>37522867
P sure the shoot I've done may not get published. I was way too intense for their market.

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>>37522868
pic of tattoo por favor

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>>37522836
>Occasionally I lick my cum off her face. I really don't give a fuck. The more debased and depraved the better.
ahahaha I fucking love you man. I have never tasted my own cum hahahaha
>I like to lick the sweat off her armpits.
Ya I can dig it. ;) I love how SOME girls smell when they are really sweaty. It's like fucking boner magic smell seriously. I just wanna grab their hair and bite their neck and taste those sweet hormones hahaha.

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>>37522868
show me some pics Jerry

I know you don't wanna give us that inferiority complex, but come on now.

just do it

I have been really enjoy the new RHCP songs
>>37522836
>>37522871
>tfw not alone
I do shit like that too

>>37522890
I love my ex's scents. Bad morning breath? Gimme. Unwashed panties? I sniff that. Sweaty ass back? I lick that. Delicate, creamy neck? I choke that.

But I'm not a pervert #supahhotfire

>>37522812
Dont listen to all the frauds.

It depends how much sterons you take.
If you are on 250mg test e cruising, it will make an obcious difference, but it wont be magic.

If you do 500mg+ and some tren, yes it will be magic.

>So can you literally just do whatever you want at the gym basically

It depends what you mean by this.
You can just train and do whatever you feel like doing, no routine or some shit needed.

The training still has to be hard, intense and 3+ a week.

Seriously the diet is not relevant at this point anymore. ( fuck you frauds for saying otherwise, its bullshit)

tl:dr if you take enough roids all you have to do is train hard

>>37522889
No

>>37522890
Never? Even if have
Smh

>>37522900
I can't be held responsible for the mass suicide of all males and most females

>>37522873
900?
Holy shit, do you not get crazy sides?

Everyone should have apocalyptic acne and crazy hairloss with that much test.

>>37522926
Explain yolo, and all the other dudes on just these threads that looks like utter dog shit

Diet is everything

>>37522890
>never tasted my own cum
Never kissed a girl after a bj or anything like that?

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>>37522924
>I love my ex's scents. Bad morning breath? Gimme. Unwashed panties? I sniff that. Sweaty ass back? I lick that. Delicate, creamy neck? I choke that.
Ughhhh stop reminding me of my ex... =(

>>37522856
he did ~1 gram of test and plenty of hgh iirc

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>>37522924
You're fuckup man


>>37522926
cool story bro, need more dragons and elves

>>37522938
lmao. i love jerry

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>>37522958
>Never kissed a girl after a bj or anything like that?
Well ya that's true, I have made out with plenty of girls after a blow job, but I have never literally licked that shit off her body or out of her pussy.

>>37522940
Nope.
Try ancillaries some times

>>37522983
>not taking your orals with grapefruit juice, pineapple juice, and your own sperm

>>37522953

>time lifting
>time since they started taking roids
>intensity of training

Diet is important, but its not " if you drink less than 3 l of water and eat less than 5 pounds of vegetables you are not going to get big" important.

Get enough protons and fat, stay in a surplus and you will make good gains. Not the best gains, but close to it.

I was eating like shit for a while and still made good gains because i trained hard.

Training is everything. Its the demand. Its what triggers your body to grow bigger. You lift like a pussy and train with small weights, your body will look according to that.

>>37522940
I'm a god.
>>37522959
Lmao I'm reminding me of my ex too.
>>37522968
Highest test is 1500. Done over a gram of tren with other compounds and peptides.

Favorite has been 350 tren 150 test 800 eq 350 mast 60 var

Mast I am fukt. Fight me.

I'm going out with the girlie to a party. Really disinterested, I want to abuse her. Well get drunk and I'll tie her up? She loves shibari and I love seeing her helpless. We're drinking tequila, it'll get weird regardless.

>>37522836
That's fuckin gross

>>37522885
damn that is a lot of money to spend without results for the studio

>>37523021
I'm an animal, you gonna fight me about it?

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What happend to 6'7 anon bro? I wanted to make him a monster.
>>37523020
>Lmao I'm reminding me of my ex too.
At least you still get to maybe fuck her!

>>37523036
A fuckin gross animal

>>37522873
Holy fuck that's just from test?

I never got weird on test only tren. I'll try anything on tren.

>>37522924
Lol wat

>>37523020
Kinda what im thinking of doing. 400 test 400 mast 400 tren 600-800 eq (or 450 dhb)

>>37523038
Maybe fuck her? Lmao cute. Pretty sure she's pregnant actually. I should be upset but I'm pretty satisfied.

You know how some dudes are like "I first saw her and I knew I was gonna marry her"? I'm far more romantic; I saw her and knew I was going to breed the fuck out of her.

what is it about hormones that makes girls want your dick?

i was a low test fag and started gear, now i am not doing anything different and still not talking to anyone because of my ingrained low test behaviors (that will hopefully go away with time) but i noticed everyone behaving different to me and more girls looking

>>37523020
Test is making me also crazy at higher dosis. But i couldn't handle 900-950. Made me really tired etc. 750 is my sweet spot imo.

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guys, i was going to start a 500mg test e cycle, but i've just read about nandrolone and it doesnt give you hairloss like test does.

1:Any reason i shouldnt switch to nandrolone?
2:Is a nandrolone only cycle a bad idea?

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>>37523020
>Really disinterested, I want to abuse her. Well get drunk and I'll tie her up?
Don't make it weird brah! Although nothing turns me on more than tying a girl up and watching her cum all over my cock.
>shibari
What is this?
>We're drinking tequila
Ohhh boy hahaha

>>37523084
Lmao girls want your dick when you're a desirable person. What can you offer them?

>>37523082
how the fuck do you plebs get girls pregnant?
just pull out and cum on her ass ffs.
and no pre-cum doesnt do shit

fucking noobs

>>37523110
Shibari is the Japanese art of knot tying; an excuse for kinky girls to be unashamed of their bdsm fetish in public.

Made my ex wear a waist harness to our dinner date last week.

>>37523133
Stop calling her your ex
You are clearly still with her

>>37523119
Because I have a breeding fetish and she begs me to fill her up with cum. She loves it. I pull out pretty well but fuck it.

She was scared and I asked if she wanted to use condoms: "ahahaha no". She's a good girl.

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>>37523082
>You know how some dudes are like "I first saw her and I knew I was gonna marry her"? I'm far more romantic; I saw her and knew I was going to breed the fuck out of her.
I don't understand? Are you trying to be funny? I am a actually a die hard romantic believe it or not haha.
>>37523133
>fetish in public.
Never really done this, I just like to have beautiful girls out and about and know in the back of my head that they do kinky dirty shit with me and none of the other plebs that are trying to talk to them.

Difference between low test high tren, and high test high tren?

I saw some people saying that low test high tren will get you leaner and harder while high test high tren will get you bigger.

Can't find much info on this as most discussions have one or the other low and high, and not equivalent

>>37523119
kek

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>>37523160
>I have a breeding fetish and she begs me to fill her up with cum.
I love it when girls want me to cum inside them but I find that it makes things too lubricated at times when I want to keep fucking her brains out. If I pull out and cum all over her stomach or ass or whatever and then keep fucking her there is way less lube and she stays tight as a mofo vs cuming inside. I don't have a chad thundercock like you though honestly so maybe it doesn't matter to you?

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>>37523197
Filling a girl with baby batter is hot AF. Tren tells me to do it so it's probably alpha.

>>37523166
I'm being facetious. I'm fairly mushy but my first thought with her was I am going to fill her with so much cum.

>>37523222
It is pretty much the most alpha thing. If your breeding your top dog

>>37523046
>(or 450 dhb)
whatever happened to that dhb fella

>>37523168
Some people are prone to sides with high test and tren because of higher estroegn.

I would do 150-250mg test with any amount of tren. Add Deca/NPP for size.

>>37523248
He's a neet

>>37523248
Here's right here >>37523222

>>37523082
You gonna leave her pregnant and wanting when you leave?
Not sure if retarded or alpha

>>37523300
Mirin jerrbears

Maybe!

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>>37523222
>Filling a girl with baby batter is hot AF. Tren tells me to do it so it's probably alpha.
Lol yes it's good times and I always ask if she is on birth control before. So her birth control + my turned off balls and we should be good to go. Hasn't failed me yet.
>>37523234
>my first thought with her was I am going to fill her with so much cum.
I feel you. I have met girls that I wanted to impregnate badly because genetics.

>>37523349
Yes. Only girl I've craved on a very instinctual level.

>>37523300
Probably will just leave her high and dry honestly. Could be #mollyblues but she's lost to me.

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>>37523349
I'M GOING TO IMPREGNATE AZUSA!

>>37523248
>whatever happened to that dhb fella
Idk man. Last I heard he left humanity behind.

>>37523349
>So her birth control + my turned off balls and we should be good to go. Hasn't failed me yet.
Broken balls is my selling point

>>37523392
stand back ladies, he's taken

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>tfw not roiding
>tfw only 15% bf
>tfw fucking 35inch waist
>tfw no broad shoulder to compensate for it
>tfw ill look like a tortoise if i ever hop on gear

Is this just genetics, or does food play a role?

Im high carb, cal surplus everyday, does that play a role?

>>37523447
Yes duh.

>>37523391
Good luck on finding a new lady that has that perfect middle of breed-ability and not being lost

>tfw had that with a fwb but she refused to date me

Y-you'll make it bimbo the gods smile upon you

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>>37523392
>I'M GOING TO IMPREGNATE AZUSA!
God damnit Jerry I'm gonna find you real a wife.
>>37523396
>Broken balls is my selling point
I don't sell it per say but it's one less thing to worry about.

Are you shitlords cutting up your plastics!?!
#savethefishies #captainplanet #liberalupbringing #weakasfuckcalluses

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>>37523421
Pic related

>>37523479
It's probably just the Molly blues duder. Idk I can't feel my mojo and all I'm really wanting is some fucking affection.

I want to transition from Tren-a to Tren-e. Should I just keep pinning Tren-a for two more weeks and at the same time start Tren-e?
Running ace at 700 and e will be 800 but I'm scared as shit they will kick in at the same time at some point and I'll be on 1.5g of Tren.

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>>37523392
>not impregnating Ui
Its fucking 2016 get with it

>>37523521
mess around with steroidgraph

On 250 test 500 tren and am always completely flat and depleted. I tested it and if I eat a fuckload of carbs from junk food I can feel full for a couple of hours but that's not really a solution since I keep my diet 100% clean.

Is it just an effect of the drug since it burns carbs?

>>37523447
probably underestimating your bf%
most people who are "around 15%" do

>>37523557
Happens to me on tren too. A pizza every 5 days or so fills me out. Carbs and sodium.

>>37523421
All women around me are depressed. They can tell.

>>37523486
It is a real wife
A real imaginary wife

>>37523530
Ui is okay
But azusa is literally perfect

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>>37523580
Maybe.
Thing is i got veins on my shoulders and arms when i flex for 1 minute and even a slight 4 pack (again, when i flex).


This looks 15% to me. u decide

>>37523557

what exactly is your issue? you're constantly feeling hungry unless you consume a lot of carbs?

>>37520992
FAGS

>>37523615
decent enough proportions imo
high lat insertions and some love handles makes it look worse than it actually is i think

>>37523615
More like 25%.

>>37523616
I don't care about the hunger, but my muscles are always flat and depleted, sort of like when you are on DNP or PSMF. I am getting around 1.5 grams of sodium a day, should I get more?

anyone here supplement CLA 1250 with their cut? Did it help suppress appetite?

already running EC stack but just curious. I figured there has to be some sort of legitimate leptin stimulating supplement out there.

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>>37523615
If this is 6,2% bf, you're probably 30%

>>37523615
really shitty pic, way too blurry but you look fat as fuck, no way you aren't above 15%

Holy shit Yates has a gorgeous wife

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGhZt6Un7nc/?hl=en

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>>37523678
>>37523649
i dont know why my phone makes these blurry pics ffs.

here a better pic.
I would like to believe im 20%, but then my upper torso and arms look too defined and veins are visible too.
Atleast in real life that is, my fucking phone keeps making these blurry pics.

Is it maybe because of my shit fat distribution? All my fat goes to my belly and ass.
I remember this one time i was cutting. My arms and chest looked 10%, and my belly was still chubby lel.

>>37523677
bs, greg gallager is 6% and he doesnt look even close to this.

Also fraud always makes you look more defined than you actually are.

Look at masT, hes a fat fuck but he has visible abs and veins all over his place.

>>37523725
It's measured with a dexa scan, which is the most accurate way to measure bodyfat.

>masT is a fat fuck
The dude is more shredded than you will ever be. Only his bulking pics are bloated. His natty pics are one of the most shredded pics i have seen.

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>>37523677
>>37523649
>>37523615
>>37523725
Bodyfat testing video for all you autistic fucks.
Who cares what your % is if you are a sick cunt!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oWcpweTuXs

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>>37523725
>4chan /fit/ in a nutshell
Lol

does the principle of clean vs dirty food apply to shit like chicken breast vs protein powder?

would rather have protein powder and oats right now than more fucking chicken

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>>37523768
>>37523763
>>37523678
last chance with frehsly shot pic, is this really more than 15%?
I think i have a good understand of bodyfat but maybe i was delusional my whole life, you tell me.


I agree, his natty pics are out of this world. Never seen someone who had veins like that as a natty.

>>37523725
Gotta be 20% or more. I don't even lift and just cruise on 150test and 50mk677 and I am leaner than that.

>>37523835
i think that pic could possibly be like 15-16, the other ones the lighting was too shitty to tell and they were blurry

>>37523841
>I don't even lift and just cruise on 150test and 50mk677 and I am leaner than that.

nigga what the fuck

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>>37523874
>nigga what the fuck
That was a bit harsh. He is definitely sub 20%
I like bimbo a lot and would feel him up for sure.

https://instagram.com/p/BGgmXIHuBX-/
Lmao check the comments

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>>37523841
I haven't lifted in 4 months and stopped pinning... I'd hate to say it but I'm heaps leaner too. Brick can confirm it.

>>37523725
Pretty sure greg was 8% when he did his dexa scan

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>>37523890
What?

>>37523956
When will we see ur penor video

>>37523967
Whenever you find it nerd lmao

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>>37523929
>I haven't lifted in 4 months and stopped pinning... I'd hate to say it but I'm heaps leaner too. Brick can confirm it.
Glad to know I am not the only one who falls off the wagon sometimes. After my most recent company fell apart I fell into a deep depression and stopped lifting. Trying to climb my way back to the good life now.
>>37523956
>What?
Damnit man not with those nipple rings.

>>37523970
lol his dick is so small even google can't find it

>>37520992
I was thinking of roiding for ages, but just now I'm worried that if I get too jacked my head will look too narrow. Does this happen? I feel my head is a little bit narrow, it's not that bad, but I dunno.

>>37523835

You're 14-15%, there's no way you're much higher.

>>37524019
My neck is wider than my jaw
Be warned

>>37523995
Everyone does

>>37523997
This is funny. No sarcasm either I chuckled.

>>37523835
Still leaner than jerry

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>>37523995
Shit happens man. I happened to be pretty busy. Lifting wasn't a huge priority. For what it's worth it's quite hard to lose gains and incredibly easy to get them back.

>>37524057
Fight me like a giraffe brah. I neck curl your deadlift #neckmog

>>37524059
Lad how old are you now and how old were you when you first started lifting

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>>37522908
>liking post frusciante-departure rhcp

Why

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>>37524102

I'll never have to worry about looking a goomba thanks to my giant head that blots out the sun, jerry can confirm

I gotta remember to fwd you the last pic I sent him too

>>37523447
probably fatter than you think you are. most people who claim large hips or waist are just fat.

>>37520992
just did my first pin of the second week of my 12 week 500 mg test e cycle and my diet and trainings on point. I'm noticing i have more endurance and have been training for over 2 hours when i go to the gym. I'm just wondering when i'll start to really notice size gains. For the most part i'm generally feeling leaner and stronger but have water retention in my face. Some people say libido shoots up around week 3 and size is noticeable around week 6 but i'd just like some affirmation from the fellow fraudsters.

>>37524101
post pic fatty

>>37524171
Mirin. You'll never have to worry about getting to hench for your noggin. Saves you tons of money on GH

>UPLIFTING NEWS
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/andy-page-dead-australian-body-builder-dies-aged-32-a7076826.html

We'll make it past 30

>>37524220
This board doesn't need more of my fat ass

>>37524227
>This board doesn't need more of my fat ass
agreed, go back to /hm

>>37524114
25. I've been lifting since high school. Seriously? Maybe 2 years.

>>37524237
Aw, don't be that way.
I need to be here so jerry has a gay foil

>>37524171

brick do you have any progress pics from before and after dnp + psmf? curious of the results after reading what you said last night.

Going to a party with the girlie tonight. Gonna go after lifting. Wearing this dope fitted polo.

I'm gonna be such arm candy.

>>37524337
OT pls leave

>>37524348
don't forget to take your drol pwo for maximum mires

have fun dogger

>>37524394
I will. Feeling tons better now that I've eaten. Maybe I wasn't Molly blues but low blood sugar. Fuck it.

>>37524413
Fuck off chad

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>>37524201
For reference the left is before and the right is beginning of week 2 out of 12 if i keep up this intensity in my training and diet and ramp it up as it kicks in more will i be able to look like weapon x or some shit by week 12? I know, yadda yadda piece of string but im just looking for a guesstimate from some experienced cyclists plz and not gonna lie a little positive affirmation wouldn't hurt

>>37524423
I don't think you know what that word means

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>>37524423
forgot your trip, jerry

>>37524432
oh god

>>37524432
You look the same.

>>37524435
Yeah i do, CHAD

>>37524450
I know all im noticing so far is strength and endurance thats why i was hoping itd be noticeable around week 6 or something

>>37524478
Are you eating a surplus? Eat more lean protein. 250-300g you'll utilize on gear, go for a volume centric program.

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>>37524478
you really should have taken frauds advice and tried lifting natty, now you're probably just going to hurt yourself with the shitty routine

maybe if you focused on your main 4 lifts you wouldn't look like dogshit but ayy lmao

bet your diet and cardio routine is also shit, nevermind

pls start tripping, you belong here

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>>37524432
dyel?
i'm having flashbacks

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>>37524223

ygm

>>37524337

yes, yes I do

nobody outside of the cool kids club is ever seeing them though

>>37524509

oh fuck that reminds me, where did that one retard doing like 3 week "cycles" go

>>37524490
I was eating almost 2800 calories and got too fat so ive been on 2400 to even out and now im moving to 2500. Most if not all my proteins been from cottage cheese and yogurt just because it scares me to not be able to track the macros in meat but ill get on it if it's essential. Please im begging u to tell me what to do to salvage some gains for the next 11 weeks i still have time.

>>37521034
leaving cert?

>>37524650
Im 5'9 146 lbs btw so i did go up in weight from the 140 i used to be

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>>37524607
Looking hench

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>>37524650
>>37524692
whatever weight you've gained in such a short period is mostly glycogen, stored in your muscles

we've already given you the best advice, you just didn't listen to the harsh truth -- you have that "i want it nooowwww" mentality, like most young people

should have worked on your routine, focused on perfecting form on the 4 primary lifts and actually follow a routine while natty

you want to salvage this? drop to 250test and cut below 9% while working on your undoubtedly horrid mobility and form, then try again

but you won't

>>37524764
I lifted natty for a year with shitty diet and am following a PPL routine but in that year my form had gotten game. I just whipped out a can of tuna and am scarfing it down which puts me at 2600 cals and 207 grams of protein. I know i seem young and stupid but that's because i am but id be a bigger idiot to let my money go to waste. Im salvaging this shit.

>>37524746
Holy shit original version plz

>>37524607

i'm an oldfag/old trip i think i'm worthy of the club m8

>>37523447
12%, 28" waist. Shoulders start at the widest part of my hips, if not wider.

>barely 170lbs

I don't want to go under 28 waist. I've already got weird proportions.

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>>37523514

My feels 24/7. Just not when on drugs.

>>37523956

I looked like a slightly smaller you at 85kg. I cut to 75 and kept my strength back then, that took me almost a year. That's why I had high stats, I think.

Srsly though, height/weight?

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>>37524986
6'4
210 there??

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Will it work.

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>>37525026
>ywn be 6'4

Fuck this stupid gay earth

>>37525054
It is a blessing that you are not 6'4. 95% of the time I look like shit.

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>>37525084
>>37525084
How is it a blessing, I look like a manlet 100% of the time compared to your 95

>>37525101
You fill out though.

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>>37525026

6'0-6'1, 165-170 atm.

Hoping to hit my stats from before I fucked up soon.

This is good, no matter how you look at it.

Pic related. Me at 76kg/170lbs pre-hospital.

>>37525110
You do you doggo

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>>37525107
Would still rather be 6'4 than 5'11

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>>37524746

I think the last time I did shrugs was like 2009, that's all diddlies/chins/kroc rows baby

>>37524909

unless you're on irc or my burner fb, you're fucked

>>37525026

shut up dorito man

>>37525110

I love the reactions I get from the strong(er) pic despite it being shit lighting/pose/etc

>>37525142
I would rather be average height rather than too tall
>am 6'4" too

>>37525143

I want to get back to what I was. But I'm actually just waiting for an accident to happen at this point.

I've been drunk/high 10 out of 15 days and every single time I've been driving.

Why do I not lose control.

I just got home, did 1.5g of mdma, had 6 beers, 11 shots of tequila and people figured I was sober.

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>>37525158
>>37525158
>he hates being 6'4

Dont m8

>>37525219
I just want clothes to fit me and look good straight off the rack
Small shit but average height people that want to be tall don't know how good they have got it

>>37525194
When you're rekt all the time it becomes the new normal

Grats, you have a problem

>>37525274
6'5'' is about the max....anything taller than that and you better be a center in the nba because you are basically a freak of nature

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml9-nJmOw4s

>>37525318
What about that Brock O'hurn guy? He's 6'7 and any panties within a 60 foot radius automatically get soaked

https://www.instagram.com/brockohurn/?hl=en

how bad would it be to pop like 50-75mg dbol if i am on 20mg accutane?

>>37525375
11/88
Defcon 3

>>37525336
most people at that height look nothing like that in terms of size. i worked with a kid recently who was basically the typical tall guy...skinny fat, little thin arms, giant feet

>>37525317

Tell me something new.

Anything above 200mg of test a week and the back acne starts full force. Estro is in range too. Any recommendations? I have accutane on hand. Though I already feel like a science experiment with all the pills I'm taking. Whatever. What dose everyday?

so is there a noob roids strat that involves just oral dosage?

im totally open to roids but cant fathom being able to do injections

>>37525496
>im totally open to roids but cant fathom being able to do injections
then youre not totally open to doing roids. gtfo

>>37525570
autism

>>37525496
>just oral
>>37525581
only oralssss lol. gtfo

>>37525274
6'1" and shit doesn't really fit off the rack. You should be taking your shit to a tailor anyway

>>37525615
What about tee shirts and jeans and stuff like that?

Anyone else get really vivid and fucked up dreams on peptides? Every night I've pinned I can remember 5 extremely vivid and weird dreams. Normally I can remember 1 dream a week.

Im only using 100mcg Ipamorelin/Cjc-1295 no-DAC 3x a day.

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>>37524102
We joust necks at dawn

>>37525660
Dreams are more vivid for me too
Ghost changes how you sleep

>>37525688

Monkeybutt

>>37524171
>Head that blots out the sun
Iktf bro
Downside is you look smaller in pics because people assume your head is normal size

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>>37525811
Chickenbutt, more like.

Actually, a shy young qt's butt, I've got a date soon with an actual real life female.

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>>37525898

>>37525898
Fake FL please

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>>37525919
Pic related.

>>37525918
Funny, I actually figured three people would be some of the first to respond, looks like I'm 2/3 so far.

>>37525947
Good timing, I barely look at these threads after having come off.

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>>37525947
How did you get your date
Give me your tips

>tfw fraud knows your alone and shit posting sat night

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>>37525688
>>37525898
>>37525947

>shy young qt's butt

>>37525866

notop, jerry, and coach can tell you that I still look like a fucking ogre even with a bobblehead

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>>37525966
I see her around town pretty regularly, we always make eye contact very frequently around each other. It seemed like she might be attracted to me as well, so I eventually got up the nerve and asked her out earlier today, she said yes.

Simple as.

Jerrbears fl gets a stable qt

Jerrbears my Asian bimbo loves me

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>>37526028
>just go up and hi ;^ )

>>37526062
Jokes on me she said she does ;^)
>>37526028
Chad af

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>>37526062
re-Rolan.

I think my date is 19 too, mang, I just realized.

>>37526068
>>37526079
So Chad.

>>37523835
Yes Mr giraffe

>>37526089
Fucking Chad's
Normies leave

>>37526089
19 is tough good luck my girl and my sister are 19 and I am 100% positive they are the most difficult people I know

>>37526079
Jokes on you she probably lied

Jerrbears confirm

>>37525054
She's beautiful.

>>37526144
Some fucked up Jerrbears rt.

>>37526137
Hopefully won't need it, but admittedly I know next to nothing about her. I really hope we vibe well together. She laughs at my jokes though, we both seem to like dancing and I can definitely feel a spark between us whenever we're around each other.

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>>37526089

uh-oh, better be careful before you turn into somebody like me

>>37526137

if this chick from my lab's a day over 19 I'll eat my fucking hat

it's adorable too, I'm pretty sure it's either her bf or just beta orbiter taking the class with her

I can almost smell the despair on him every time she finds some excuse to get close and chat me up

>>37526144
Mean anon

I remember everything

>>37526206
Do you tell her stories of the fucked up shit you've done and how some day the PTSD will get to you and you'll probably kill half the town?
Got a few friends who do that. Always funny to watch the girls struggle working out whether to run or not

>>37526215
Yeah I actually feel kinda bad

Damn I should get back on my meds

I hope she wasn't lying

>>37526251
She was and wasn't. It's always half truths and happy lies with human beings. She meant it then. That counts for something.

>>37526312
Damn bimbo getting thoughtful right there

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>>37526227

no, because I'm not autistic

are you fucking retarded

I actually know people who are legitimately permanently fucked up because of the brain damage they sustained while serving, who'll always be haunted by the shit they've seen and done, people that will never have normal lives ever again and have to fight tooth and nail to get the care they need because the people responsible for sending them into harms' way don't actually give a fuck enough to make sure they're taken care of when they come home

I've got the luxury of turning all my personal experiences into humor because whatever quirks in my psychology and physiology made it so I could process all of it and not have it leave scars, but I'm sure as fuck not going to perpetuate that kind of bullshit stereotype that people with ptsd are violent psychopaths and ticking time-bombs ready to blow at any seconds

jesus christ you pog motherfucker, try to scrape the bottom of the fucking barrel and at least find a little bit of tact and class

>>37526363
Kek
Okay so it's okay for you to use humour but not okay for me or them to do it?
I didn't say I was the one saying I had PTSD.
Specifically my friend who killed a dude in town says this shit to creep girls out. He is more than open about the demons, the people he was forced to watch butchered because Australia has fucked up ROEs.
Actually everyone is. Very open about war crimes they committed in order to protect women and children from Taliban.
They always tell these stories and joke about them.

We've all lost friends and work mates.
3 this year so far from 1 unit brick.
Don't fucking act like you're the only cunt that gets to talk about this shit.
Far out, go full grunt mate, YOU WERE A MEDIC! A FUCKING POG!
Don't you turn around and throw pog at me like I give a fuck when you're a pog too.

Perhaps Americans are just touchier than Aussies and can't handle dark humour when it is directly related to friends who are dead

>>37526353
Is that not how you interpret human emotion? It's seems to be a very fleeting, moment by moment sensation. Things linger, but that's people recreating moments internally.

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>>37526363
manletgains on suicide watch

>>37526473
FUCKING POGs IN THE TREES MAAAAAN

>>37526473
Why even make that joke? I'll never understand first hand war experiences, but I've seen someone die. Why would I recount that experience for someone else? That seems awful and humour is the last thing I'd apply to the situation.

Cope however you please but don't drag us into your ugly, vile shit duder.

>>37526504
I imagine them as ever changing but not so much fleeting - especially on high stakes emotions like love. If I outwardly express that I want to make sure that it's specifically not fleeting to spare myself and others the emotional turmoil.

>>37526520
This
MG need's to fuck off already

>>37526514
Nah he can fuck off with his pathetic pog shit.
That's what grunts say when they're unemployed after discharge and pogs are working skilled jobs.
That's what people who don't have an argument say.

HE is a fuckin pog.
If brick deployed with AUS he would get a single dagger not double, he'd get half the gongs and bars, because he's a pog.

Meanwhile I was talking exclusively about friends who are/were infantry.
But of course brick only sees this as a chance to act like a fucking hero and jump on me for making a joke about the jokes people make here.

>>37526164
I know lad, I've been trying to figure out who it is but no luck

>>37526514
No natties allowed

>>37526546
all this damage control
lmao

>all this crying like women about muh PTSD and muh lost buddies
Not your live journal yah faggots
Take your tampon stuffed cunts somewhere else if you want to moan like a cat in heat

>>37526572
TRIP ON MG

>>37526507
Actually this is one of the few times I'll back MG on what he's saying. Well said too.

Ex grunt.

>>37526572
BUT THE FUCKIN POGS, MAAAAAAN

>>37526580
yeah bricks just as much of a faggot
loves getting on a soap box about anything that even slightly offends him

anyone use metformin/ drop some knowledge on me and fraud?
seems like a neat thing.
>implying anyone will respond because of that juicy fraud drama

>>37526520
>Why even make that joke
I guess this is something only Aussies and poms do.
Using dark humour is a common coping mechanism.
We would rather be laughing and drinking while talking about our dead mates, not crying and whatever the fuck else you lot do.

Obviously never seen someone die from war.
Only car crashes.
It's weird.

>>37526558
It's not damage control
Brick pretends he was a grunt and tries to talk down on anyone who has military experience because
>muh deployment boots
But he was fucking pog too
You have any idea how comfy being a medic at home is? Grunts live a fucked life. Would never wish it on anyone.

I obviously misjudged how Americans and in particular brick copes with all the affects of war, both directly on him and those around him.
I assumed the dark humour and openly talking about how messed up some people are was universal

>>37526585
Dont care
Write about it in your diary if it hurts so bad

I respect the hell out of him and like brick (don't care if he doesn't like me)
But he doesn't get to moral grand stand and attack me because my mates who were grunts and have seen fucked up shit, do and say stuff which personally upsets his sensibilities.
He doesn't get to pretend he's the only one who's lost friends.

That's all ice got to say on it now because I'm not about to sit through another shit storm of bullshit like what happens When you fucks start talking politics

>>37526600
Use berberine hcl. Apparently it's just as effective as metformin at regulating blood sugar. I use 1.5g daily spread evenly, keeps me full looking and staves off hunger.

>>37526647
thanks for response duder. why berberine over metformin,=? i believe metformin has more studies done on it.

>>37526664
True but berberine is cheap and otc

>>37526704
otc, this is neat news dogger, was planning on adc metformin, it's like 8$ for 30 pills dosed at 1000mg.
will do berb in mean time then?

>>37526647
It's used for controlling blood sugar.
How's it helping you look full?
Genuinly curious

>>37526799
something to do with how it shuttles carbs

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>>37526473
>>37526608

I lean on the whole stereotypical american meathead soldier bit for laughs and because it throws people when actual original, insightful thoughts come out of my mouth

hell I'll appreciate dark humor all day long about most of the fucked up shit I've seen and done because I made my peace and I'm fine with it

I don't give a shit what you do, I'm saying it's fucking tasteless to do it and obviously you don't understand that given you're trying to be all buddy-buddy suggesting that I propagate some bullshit stereotype for yuks

fuck I don't even usually give too much of a shit about people ragging on mental health problems, but all of that ptsd shit is way too fucking close to home and has affected way too many people I was close to before they decided to check out permanently, I lost any appreciation for that kind of humor the day I saw how some of my guys couldn't cope with their demons

talk about some muj motherfucker getting ventilated or turned into chunky salsa and I'll laugh about it, crack some black humor because you've been waiting 12 hours for eod to make sure your vic isn't sitting on enough hme to blow you into the stratosphere or you just saw one of your buddies step on a toe-popper, sure

but you don't disrespect the dead to anyone outside the circle, you don't joke about the ones that couldn't let go and brought that shit back home with them

>Brick pretends he was a grunt and tries to talk down on anyone who has military experience because

apparently you can't handle a little shit-talking but let's clear something up

I get to talk that shit about being some hard nail-biting tack-spitting swinging dick motherfucker because I slept, ate, and patrolled with combat arms units for a combined year and a half, I wasn't a fucking fobbit medic chilling at the aid station eating burger king

/soapbox
/rant

>>37526824
Right
I'll have to look in to it
Never considered the kind of medication used for diabetes would be good for lifting
But lately I've read a whole heap of interesting stuff

>>37526838
>tl;dr
>I don't get how aussies handle mental problems
>I consider the Australians fondly ribbing the memories of their dead friends to be personally offensive
>I pretend I was a grunt but in the back of my mind I know the grunts still call medics pogs

>>37525026
Wow, few more cycles and I could look like...
>6'4 / 210
Fuck this, time to go trap mode?

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>>37526967

actually tighten down on your diet and training, you could do that in max two years bnc

it won't be a 1:1 thing because of insertions, individual response to water retention and fat distribution, but it's really not some unattainable shit

better than 99% of fraud's ever going to look yeah, and an impressive accomplishment, but it's not impossible