Uhh /fit/.... Ever heard of a girl in the middle of her infertile

>having sex

good thing i don't do this

>>37504367
Yes

>>37504373
Fuck.

Story?

>>37504367
Just abort.

>>37504378
Precum does have sperm in it, doofus. Just go buy a test.

>not using a condom when she's not on birth control
Literally deserve to be a runaway dad

>retards not knowing basic sex ed

Reminds me of an anonymous post app for my university. Literally every day or two there's a post asking a basic sex ed question, or someone freaking out about being pregnant/getting an abortion

>>37504378
>Story
Thousands of years of medical evidence? Girls can and have gotten pregnant from sex that occurred at any time during their cycle, menstrual cycle timing is not a 100% guarantee against conception.
They used to teach this shit in sex ed classes, where were you?

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She was in the middle of her infertile period though. I know plenty of girls who are't on the pill receive a full creampie without pregnancy.

>>37504431
Look retard, getting pregnant can be pretty tricky. Even in the middle of your fertile period you might need to do it several times and it could still not work.

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>>37504431
see
>>37504410
>>37504430

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>>37504430

>Netflix and chill (without the netflix)
>Sexual tension becomes unbearable
>Pause movie
>Eat and fignerbang her out until she cums
>Damn she's soaking wet
>Fuck her right in the pussy
>Cum on her belly
>Swab cum up with dick
>Make her lick the semen off the dick
>Cuddle and resume movie
>Movie ends, scrape off dried semen
>Grab her hand, and go to shower
>Grind dickie against her butt
>We fuck again
>30 seconds in, I realize I forgot to pee
>Immediately pull out
>Push her onto her knees
>NuttedButSheStillSucking.gif
>Hnnngggggg
>She swallows
>....
>Get dried and dressed
>Make out on the front porch
>Call her a cycle rickshaw.
>Kiss her goodbye.

>>37504544
so you lasted 30 seconds in round 2? was round 1 10 seconds?

>>37504562
No I stopped round-2 immediately after realizing I forgot to pee to wash out any stray sperm left in the tubes.

Also round-1 lasted 10 minutes, she's too fucking tight.

>>37504544
how is this related to the topic?

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>>37504544
>>Eat and fignerbang her out until she cums
>eat

>>37504450
>5% chance of pregnancy with standard days method
>24% chance of pregnancy with botched withdrawal.

That leaves me with 4.8%.

>>37504587
Share us your latest fuck story Anon.

>>37504387
No it doesn't. The only way precum can have sperm in it is from sperm left behind in the urethra from a previous ejaculation

>>37504609
last time i had sex was feb 2015 with my ex idr

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>>37504448
Hold my hand bros, I'll have to wait a week before my girl's next period is due..

>>37504594
?

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>>37504632
>eating pussy

>>37504630
>wait a week.
no it means you have a week to decide whether to push her down a flight of stairs or go on a "business trip" and never return.

What's the medical definiton of "Unprotected Sex?"

Cumming inside her without doing anything that might reduce the chances?

>>37504648
I'll prefer becoming an hero thank you very much

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>>37504657
>What's the medical definiton of "Unprotected Sex?"
>Cumming inside her without doing anything that might reduce the chances?

>>37504430
While you're SITTING in CLASS studying MANDATORY sexual education, CHAD is playing DOCTOR with your CHILDHOOD FRIEND and gets her PREGNANT.

>>37504695
kek

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>>37504367
Get a vasectomy you dumb shit. Costs as much as an abortion. You'll figure out how much that is soon enough if you're not a complete retard

Pic related. It's what your kid will look like in the new generation.

>>37504597
So what do you guys think of 5%-0.6% chance of pregnancy?

>>37504672
Lmao

>>37504630
Why not get her to take the morning after pill. You have 5 days to which it is effective.

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>>37504757
Thanks brah for the reminder.

>>37504801
Unless of course she wants to keep it
Because that's what all girls in their 20's want to do.
Because they're fucking stupid.

Good luck, dad.

>>37504367
Just know her ovulation. Realistically a woman can only get pregnant for about 72 hours. Outside of that window bust all the nuts

>>37504611
>not reading OP post before being a sassypants

>>37504630
Are you 12? Buy a fucking pregnancy test.

>>37504367
>pissing before sex prevents pregnancy
Ask me how I know you're black.

>>37504431
sperm can live up to a week inside a woman you dim fuck, pay attention in sex ed instead of cruising /fit/ and you wouldnt have this lovemonster growing inside her right now

>>37505363

Except that sperm can survive within her body for a few days.

>>37504578
>pee to wash out any stray sperm left in the tubes.
Americans...

just go buy plan b in case, moron

your girl is a moron too if she fucked you in that context tho so maybe you guys should just--

wait no

don't breed

please