How much protein is in an average load of semen?

6 full protons

>>37504344
not enough for mad gains

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>>37504344

What if you swallow about 20 loads a day?

>>37504369
>that protein to carb ratio

what if you drank a gallon

>>37504376
>>37504359
So if i drink a gallon i should be able to get some mad gainz?

>>37504376
How do you think they make cheap whey iso? Lots of gay pornstars that's how

>>37504376
>>37504359
So if I drink a gallon or more should i expect mad gainz?

>>37504381
>>37504385
>>37504389
if my math is correct there would be 190g of protein in a gallon of cum and 12g of carbs

>>37504396
Im on a new diet now.

>>37504396
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wws128oczFI
Watch this and tell me how you feel about drinking a gallon of cum

>>37504404
would this keep you in ketosis? i think there's like 700 calories in this, but my math on that might be wrong

>>37504416
don't think of food as something that's supposed to be enjoyable, think about it as a gains enabler

Is it gay to drink your own sperm? Serious question

>>37504434
It is, unless you say no homo

>>37504447
/thread

>>37504434
>>37504422
>>37504396
>>37504359
Just dump a load in each protein shake you drink

>>37504344
Not enough. You'll need lots.

>>37504344
You'll need a bukkake load

>>37504529
recycling

Anyone know why my sperm get super chunky and gooey like 10 seconds after I bust? Is this normal?

'bout tree fiddy

>>37504389
I have two questions for you.

>Are you really advocating GOSAD?
>Can we start marketing this?

>>37504917
Semen coagulates into a gel rapidly when exposed to water, and less rapidly when exposed to air.