Eating a hearty meal after a good workout. Best feeling ever.

why does it have to be healthy?

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>hard and heavy workout
>cardio
>eat a giant meal
>take shower
>have sex with high test girl
>creampie
>take nap

best routine
>take

>>37499404
uuugh

i need sex. i feel like banging my head against a wall. i need a girl like that in my life. my god shes fucking hot, but not so hot as to be unobtainable. i want her. man im so depressed and introverted

>>37500805
bro chill out and take 3 deep breaths.

sex is cool, but its not THAT great. Take it from me, I had a 7/10 model gf that was SUPER into me. Whenever I wanted sex, I got it. You would think this is perfect, right?

WRONG

Murphys law; turned out she was really barbie-like, and had little to no friends. The ones she did have were really psychotic and obviously had problems. When I was with her, she called me on 3 way phone calls with her friends and they would gossip and I literally just sat there saying nothing. It was fucking lame as hell, nothing I wanted, I dumped her quick, and knew I made a good choice.

Once you realize pussy is overrated, you can advancce in life. Everything has pros and cons, even the one-night stands, theey have cons.

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>>37499372

>>37500944
I second this.
>Exercise in the moring
>gf says she wants to make me breakfast after. >go over to her place
>she want fuck
>fuck
>magains.jpeg

Women dont get it, eating after exercise? Dont be silly anon. It'll be fine.

>>37500805
back off shes my gf bro

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>>37500805
Bby I feel you. Ive been fucking up my chances and as a result have a year long dry spell to show for it. I'm tired of fucking my hand.

>>37501611
fucking is cardio. you sweat so fucking much especially if you do it in a car. jeez dude dont you know gains NEED cardio?

>>37501762
i cant afford a car, i do it at bus stops. i actually wish this was a joke.