Why do you lift?

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so she will notice me instead of him

>>37495329
so there's at least one thing in life I can feel like I'm making progress in

>>37495329
Confidence and with confidence and good looks comes girls

A healthy body makes videogames a lot more fun.

And I love videogames.

>>37495388
Whoa, who invited not-/v/?

Its fun and healthy

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>>37495361
Yep, same here.

I can't stop fapping, I can't stop eating, I can't even take care of my fish tank right. But I go to the gym always. It's the only place where I see results.

To prove to myself i still have some self worth left and to make my ex regret ever destroying me

>>37495329
I dont, i just come here to give terrible advice to people

>>37495329
I want to look good and have erections in front of the mirror.

I don't have any choice. Its part of my contract and if I didnt do it I'd be setting myself up for possible lifelong injury.

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>>37495361
s-same here bro...

>>37495329
so girls try to fuck me.

I have a gf but I really love when I get approached and hit on. It's a power thing for me. I am god.

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>>37495356
Yeah that's not gonna happen.

But I can't say I don't understand how you feel. We've all been there.

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prepare for the coming race war

>>37495329
Because I can

It makes me feel better than anything else in my life.

That, and I find fat people really distasteful.

for my dead grandfather who died when i was 5
for my grandmother
for myself and the shit ive been through completely alone
one day my body will be an avatar of the hatred i keep contained inside myself

plus what else is there to it anyway? women are garbage. proper education will get me nowhere if i dont shake the proper hands. my body is the only thing i can work on and not end up treated like a clown in the end

>>37495356
Because I hate looking in the mirror and I'm sick of faggots go
>awwwl you've lost a lot of weight haven't yooooou? xDDDDD

>>37495361
Yep. When I started lifting it was for women but I accepted long ago that I would always be a lonely virgin. My body is the only thing I can be proud of in my shitty life.

the alternative is suicide

To beat up little anime girls.

>>37495394
topkek

>>37495329
I started getting fit for girls, I'm still doing it for myself now.
When I was a fatty, I used to daydream of me being lean, stronk and kicking asses. Nowaday I just look in the mirror.

>Though I will never save the maiden like in my old self's daydreams, forever single ;_;7

To get my ex boyfriend back or at least feel better about myself if that doesn't happen.

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A lot of Negroes have moved into my hood and the only thing they understand is to not fuck with fit guys.

I copped a few mires last night when I was grocery shopping, so that felt good.

I still understand that I will never date again, though.

>>37495329
Because I was unhappy. It helps quite a bit.

>>37495329
I suffer from severe depression.

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>>37495361
I know this all too well

>>37495361

But you're not making progress in lifting, just like everything else in your life.

>>37496359
This is too real

>>37495329
I lift for the sport

Also I'm kind of insecure when it comes to being the strongest man in the room

Because if i get big enough, maybe my problems will be intimidated by me, and not the other way around.

>>37495588
are you me

Theres a girl I really like that loves my personality and always texts me about stuff but said shes not into me that way

She moved away and is struggling to find a job. Meanwhile I've been working out 4 days a week and found a great job

Hoping she moves back and I can turn her down when she tries to date me after seeing me in shape and succesfull

Its a pipe dream.

>>37495329
>makes me feel better about my body (I don't want to be a skinnyfat dork) and watching the progress is nice
>weak 90% of my life, tired of being weaker than sportsy women, feels good to lift heavy things with ease
>gives me something to do because I have no friends

>>37495329
gotta get big goddammit, right babe?

I used to be fat and unhealthy. Lifting raised my confidence and I also love breaking PRs.
>still a kissless virgin tho

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Being /fit/ makes people judge me less for my obsession with anime and video games, and I want to bang con sluts easier.
Also I'm trying to compete in BJJ Tournaments.

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For the Führer.

>>37497249

>Mfw samurai using double slash with haste

>>37497249
Rolling for loli geomancer

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>>37497042
WHATEVER IT TAKES

>>37497249
R-r-roll

So I can eat horribly and drink lots of alcohol and stay in shape.

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>parents are immigrants from Eastern Europe
>for some reason they're very pessimistic even though they are their own success story of how they came here and how hard it was
>every day go to school learn stuff
>go home tell them about it
>ignore it or wave it off
>make a friend
>immediately suspicious of them
>want to go somewhere
>where why who what when no
>meet clever amazing people who inspire me
>"you're not a genius though"
>"they're lying about their accomplishments"
>talk excitedly about my future and possibilities
>look at me with raised eyebrows and say it's impossible
>make fun of all of my dreams, hopes, my interests and aspirations
>tell me I've never done anything good in my life, ask me why I study when I'm never gonna get anywhere
>constantly nagging at each other, just a constant pessimistic cynical hateful vibe that has me on edge
>so disgustingly rude about others they don't even know
>dad gets drunk one night and calls me shit like a dirty useless being
>then wonder why I have trust issues, am anxious and depressed
>go on to make fun of that and tell me I'm a weak bitch
>blackmail me, as a kid threaten to cancel gym membership, probably the only thing which made me happy so it would have crushed me
>dad promised to help me with college money, then pulls out at last minute to buy himself a fucking car
>hate this so much I've conditioned myself to have a negative reaction every time I even hear the door unlock

You don't create a child to go on to shoot down all its hopes and make it feel like dirt. I'm gonna make it in all the ways I told them I would and I'm going to leave and never talk to them again.

>>37497249
Gimme dat Oracle

>>37497544
Summoner is just as good

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>>37495329

my fiance of 3 yrs dumped me so I had to do stuff to improve my brain chemistry or i would prob kill myself

must say overall my life is better now

>>37495361
This

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I have nothing better to do in the evenings after work.

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It feels right, as if I'm doing something with my life, earning my own respect

>>37497249
Roll

I want to look in the mirror and be satisfied with what I see. I want to feel comfortable taking my shirt off in public. I want to happy.

>>37498024
>be satisfied with what I see

I have some bad news for you: body dysmorphia is in your future.

>>37495329
i dont wanna be weak anymore

also working out helped with my focus

>tfw everyone thought you had adhd
>tfw your inattention completely went away with exercise

I lift for the boys.

So I can intimidate them in front of the girls.

>>37495329
You look better, you feel better, you live longer, you are more useful to society and as a result, your life will be a better one. All it costs is a few bad habits.

>>37497542
Move out asap and start living your life, you can do it!

>>37498076
>boys in school all have ADHD these days! put them all on psychoactive drugs!
>what if we just let them run around for an hour each day like we used to do?

>>37495329
I want to live as long as posible

>>37496992
You gotta dream big to live big cmon

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>>37495329
To become senpai.

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> be me, manlet of 58kg for 170cm
> doing taekwondo
> speed is the only thing that allows me to kick somewhat strong
> mfw when my muscles can't endure the speed and my muscles strains at almost every kick
That sucks desu

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>>37495329
So that I'll be worthy of my waifu

I want to be a bigger nigga

>>37498170
I would anon, but I don't have enough money
Can't wait for the day I do

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Because I hate myself. Always have been disgusted with myself. Perhaps once I get /fit/ it'll change right bros?

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>>37497249
>BJJ

>>37497542
Cut the umbilical cord already fag

>>37495361
This, and the progression is a hobby alongside the physical activity.

I also have no desire to drink alcohol when I'm consistently lifting, which keeps me more productive at work and less groggy, as I'd usually drink every other night.

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>>37497249
Rollin'

>>37497249
roll1

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To improve myself and become a superior version of who i am today.
Like rippetoe says, stronger people are harder to kill than weak people, and more useful in general.

>>37497542
Parents also came over from eastern europe, i feel ya man.
I forgive my dad though. He was raised by 2 sociopaths and grew up in a communist dictatorship, nobody ever taught him the right thing to do or what it means to be a father.

>>37497249
Roll

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>>37495361
This.

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For the longest time I just lifted because it became a compulsion, but now I finally have a motive...

To rub it into the beta cucks' faces when they accuse me of being a 300lbs stormfront neckbeard for dropping redpills.

>>37498498
>He was raised by 2 sociopaths and grew up in a communist dictatorship
Shit are you me?

Creepiest thing is that my parents talk communism up like it was amazing. They will literally say how good it was that the government hid stuff from them and kept them from leaving the country.

My dad is super traditional, anything outside of his "norm" is a retard, a disaster, and should be nuked.

What country by the way?

>>37495329
I want someone to love me, but I'm so shallow I'm more than happy for someone to love my body

>>37495588
My reason as well desu, at first it was to get the gf

>>37495329
I was bored and picking up weights and cardio fills in a few more hours in my day

>>37495527
>possible lifelong injury
What a weird phrase desoo sampie.
If you're in a car crash and your arteries are severed you've also got a lifelong injury.

>>37498540
Romania. Thankfully my parents aren't retarded though, just god-awful at parenting. All their stories about communism are bad, eg waiting in line for 12 hours to buy bread and then the stock runs out, stupid obligations like going to 4 hour meetings to listen to recordings of leaders' speeches, etc.
They say that there was a bright side though: you'd be guaranteed a house and a place to work.
I figure that's not exactly much of a bright side: even slaves get a place to live and work.

>>37497249
rollstein

>>37497808
>fiance of 3 yrs
m8 that's too long between engagement and wedding

>>37498537
sounds like a shit motivator desu

My best friend does and I'm unemployed and don't have uni for the summer so it gets me out of the house.

Also I'm sick of being the small unattractive one when we go on a night out.

>>37498974
don't go out, problem solved.

>>37498992
Or I could go to the gym, lift, eat better, become healthier, feel better about myself, look a bit better, still go out.

I think that's a better solution.

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because I want to travel. I see no reason to commit to any ambitions of mine unless I am in good health.

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>>37495329
For the goddamn race war.
>>Tfw cracking nigger skulls for khorne

>>37497542
I have faith in you anon. Sending positive vibes your way

>>37495329
Ive been weak all my entire life

Now i want to be strong. The best version of myself.

>>37497249
Roll, I'm starting with boxing anon and moving onto judo. I hope to dip my toes in all the martial arts

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I was lifting for 16 months straight. Looking good. Feeling strong. I hurt my shoulder a bit many months ago and didn't stop. When I warmed up it wouldn't hurt, but the pain always came back the next day. Not to mention there was definitely weakness. I had to stop. That was almost three months ago now. I've done the occasional leg/abs workout, but I'm just not motivated anymore.

How do you keep the fire burning? How do you get it back?

>>37495329
Boxing

>>37495361
bruh.

>>37497249
roll, and I just want to look good naked

Truthfully, its because of my grandparents. My grandfather used to be an amateur boxer and football coach and was fairly active for most of his life. He had a huge sweet tooth which lead him to become diabetic. The diabetes weakened him both mentally and physically for the last five years of his life. Grandpa was bed ridden and out of it completely for his last year, but kept a postive demenor until his last breathe. Grandma is still with us, but she has dementia and isn't quite as positive. Her biggest issue physically is that she can barely walk and lift anything so she's very dependant on others for day to day tasks. So watching them struggle has lead me to try to be a strong and healthy as I can be for as long as possible.

>>37496992
she probably found your personality toxic and face terrible. if a girl tries to date you for your body/money shit is probably shit tier as well. have fun living a joke of a life you piece of human garbage

>captcha: images of eggs

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>>37499274

Bill?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYy77IGsBFc

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>>37497249
Rolling

>>37495501
Even yourself thinks you are a pussy

>>37495329
i feel like i should respect my body and that if i treat it well and have a healthy body i will also have a strong healthy mind.

>>37495588
nice dubs dennis reynolds

>>37497249
roll

>>37495329
Feels good man

>>37497542
screencapping this to send to my ex, she is in a pretty similar situation but lives on her own.
problem is she's soft and can't bring herself to end her relationship with her piece of shit mom

>>37495329
I originally did it to lose weight
Since then I do it because I'd rather lift weights and be sore for 2 days than actually harm myself.
Sometimes I feel good because I went from never being able to do 1 pull up, to doing 12 with 30kg strapped to me.
Sometimes I feel good because the pain coming and going reminds me that things will get better eventually.
Sometimes I feel good because I'm doing something better than sitting at home, hurting myself and doing fuck all.

>>37495740
>for myself and the shit ive been through completely alone

>one day my body will be an avatar of the hatred i keep contained inside myself

> Women are garbage, proper education will get me nowhere if I don't shake the proper hands.

Goddamn that second one

>>37495963
>To beat up little anime girls.
lel

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>>37498024
>I want to happy.

>>37498974
>I'm unemployed and don't have uni for the summer so it gets me out of the house.
this, basically.

>>37499704
This is a great reason anon

>>37497249
Give me that dark knight. I want to thrust my frostmourne into her to make her kingdom fall and from the ashes create a new order if you know what i mean.

>>37495329
the pain feels good. its actually a satisfying feeling, and i dont mean in the emo sense

>>37495329
I want my girlfriend's sister to fuck me

>>37500837

Wouldn't you rather watch the sister fuck your girlfriend? You stare ather ass while she eat your gf out. Hot.

>>37497249
roll

>>37500907
That would also be neat.

Thinking it all over it's actually pretty lame. I was always the super tall, super skinny faggot everywhere I went, I think I figured the grass was greener on the other side and if I could just be big and strong and muscular I would be confident and happy, I would be respected, I would be wanted, I would be loved.

I've made progress and still have a lot to go...when does the grass get greener bruhs?

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>>37501026
soon

Fucked if I know m8

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>for her

Because I'm an unloveable piece of shit who picks emotionally unavailable women. I initially charm them with my fake confidence and wit but once I let down my walls it's all over.

Oh well, at least I'm not fat.

>>37495361
Too close to home.

>>37495361
Feels

sick of being mediocre, I want to gain my own respect, which is why I quit video games after realising that all they were doing was sucking out my will to go out there and make shit happen; make shit happen in my own life, not in some shitty virtual world that tricks my brain into believing I'm accomplishing shit.

Lost a lot of weight from depression. Went down to 110 from 155-160 (5'11" narrow framed).

Friend and sister both bought lake houses last fall. Figured I needed up my weight as to not spook children.

Started in November with home stuff (dumbells, a pull up bar, push ups) and eating more. Started going to a gym in March.

I'm back up to 140-142 and really pushing for Otter Mode 150-155 (narrow shoulders so it will look fine on me).

Started really enjoying it.

Last night a qt rounded the corner into the aisle I was walking out of and we nearly collided. She went to say something, her eyes went wide and mouth dropped along with her spaghetti and she stuttered a "S-s-ssorry" as her face turned red.

I smiled and said, "There's no need to be sorry" in a light tone. She just looked at her feet and sheepishly walked on. Caught her looking back at me and another time near the registers.

Felt good.

I was 11 years old, this senior in highschool wanted to hangout with me. I thought I would be cool if I had an older friend. While I was in his room he raped me. I tried to fight but it was futile I just wasn't strong enough. I have lifted every day since. It has been 10 years. I don't miss a day. I will never be that weak ever again.

>>37501613
you shouldve asked her out you pussy

>>37495329
Health, aesthetics, and most importantly to be strong enough to defend myself.

>>37501626

Nah, I've given up on dating. My last girlfriend was emotionally abusive and not supportive of anything I did (and the reason I fell into the depression). She was just using me for sex until a bigger wallet came around (which it did).

Women are fucking useless.

teen pussy.

>>37495329
Cuz I want to make the NFL

>>37501697

>Coming to a Latvian seashell collecting forum and not trying to pick up teen boipussi.

Never gonna make it, brah.

>>37495329
I'm a teacher and I got tired of seeing my students having to deal with the riff raff starting shit with them (I work in an urban area). They're good kids, and I didn't want them to be scared on their way home anymore (I'll take public transportation with them sometimes when I don't feel like driving). I used to do natty body building in high school then stopped, then when I became a teacher I started seeing the shit the kids go through (especially with the drunks and psycho drug addicts). After a while I got fed up and started picking up the weights again after 7 years and starting practicing martial arts (which was new for me). It was like riding a bicycle, strength comes back pretty quickly.

In Loco Parentis is a wonderful law btw especially if you've got kids to protect.

>>37495329
Because I was fat for most of my life, and ever since I lost a bunch of weight, things have slowly been improving for me. I'm overall happier, I try harder, I'm less lazy, and I'm way more open.

>tfw know I'm going to have body dysmorphia, but don't care because so many times I look back at what I once was and know at least I'm not like that anymore

>>37497249
Rollin. Chemist is best.

>>37497249
rolololololol monk plz

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>>37495361
this.

and hope that a similarly-minded man w-would like t-to..... y'know....


get.....married? or whatever he wants to do.....

>that glorious feel when you look at that squat bar piled high with plates
>the voices in your head start clamoring, don't do it brah, its too dangerous brah, you'll snap your shit brah, lets just do cardio brah, youll never be a sick cunt like zyzz brah just admit it
>stride forward, dock that fucking bar on your shoulders brace yourself and drop down
>the voices one by one shut up mid sentence, either stopping completely or giving a low pitched wail
>as you finish your sets and drop your 3 plate squat bar on the racks with crash, a light suddenly shines from the heavens and one new voice booms out
>you're going to make it brah, next stop 4 plates..
>You stiffen up and go back home for protein time, your mind rife with possibilities about how you can go even further next time. Maybe you're not such a faggot after all.

>>37498905
Oh yh communism in Romania was pretty bad.

Yup no one was rich or poor.

Parents instilled good manners and maturity in me but was it worth it really considering how fucked up I feel?

>>37499759
I've been jokingly referred to like this by 3 groups of peers and my family.

>>37497249
Mediator mediator mediator mediator

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I don't even know anymore to be honest.
I'm sure that there was a motive when I started, but I guess I just sort of do it without thinking too much about it now.

Anti-depression and anxiety

For the memes.

But also because I hate myself.

But mostly for the memes.

>>37501761
Fuck I'd marry you.

I hate the girls that these gains have begun to attract.
I feel like the only guy in the world looking for a life partner rather than just a pussy and tits with a woman attached to it.

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lol at all you depressed fucks

I just lift to improve my looks and my health. Not much else to it

>>37497249
ayy lmao rollan for trips

1. To look good.
2. To be strong.
3. To not be fat.

>>37495329
so my hormones will be better and I can function better cognitively and socially

compensating for the fact that I am a uni drop out, feel like I have something to prove. That and not the most charming guy, need a good body to compensate for that too...

>>37497542
god bless, hope you make it

>>37500195
You have a bigger version?

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I lift to get girls on tinder. Her bio say only here to have fun with a winky face.

69 or dubs decides

>>37497249
>eventually ill look too normal for anyone to look down on me
me too familia
also rolling

>>37502228
Kill me

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>>37495361

Yup.

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>>37502228
Check these out

>>37497249
rollin for ninja

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>>37500195
>saving the thumbnail

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>>37495329
When I started about 4 years ago, it was to bang sloots.
Now I just want an Arnold tier chest.

>>37497249
Oracle pls.

>>37497249
pls chemist or dark knight

>>37502228
Ask her if she's an archaeologist.

>>37497249

Rollan'

>>37499608

You get up one day and decide. "I'm sick of this complacency." Then you build a plan, write it down, and follow it. When you feel like you're gonna fail or give up, take a break for a few minutes; think of what you will lose if you stop. Then pick up the weight and move into the next rep.

>be skinnyfat all my life
>have had three relationships
>all went south for varying circumstances
>met a girl recently
>challenged her over snaphat to get fit with me
>she agreed
>loser has to meet winner at a con
>buy them a drink
>which is a hopeful euphemism for; we're gonna meet, we're gonna be fit, and we're gonna fuck each others brains out

That's my motivation. Find one that drives you and keep at it.

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>>37503505
fucj ye boi

>>37502228

Don't even ask. If you're a fit bro, and you're jacked; straight up tell her "send n00ds, if they're great; I'll fuck you so hard, you'll think I'm Brock Turner."

Then post n00ds to >>/gif/ and link here.

>>37497249
CMON BBY

>>37497249
Rollen

>>37497249
Rollerblades

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>>37497249
I'm a chemistry student and I love stockings soooooo....

Honestly? The mires. The making other men feel inferior. I don't give a fuck about how much I can put up and it's not women because I have a long term partner.

The mires are everything brahs

>>37495329
The thing that's beautiful about hobbies that involve physical activity is that it's not only something you really fucking enjoy, but it's also something that keeps you healthy and in shape.

Lifting is fucking beautiful as a hobby.

Also I lift to get girls

feels good to work out

like the best adderall high you've ever had

>>37497249
let's go high test

>>37497249
ROLLAN FOR GEOMANCER

For /pol/, Hitler, RAHOWA

>>37497249
this pic is stupid youre all stupid
roll

>>37501950
>jokingly

>>37497249
rollan

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Helps a lot with my depression/anxieties.

>>37497249
Gibe Monk plz

>>37497249
Rolling bby

>>37497249
most important roll of my life

>>37495329
for the bros on the 'ch0n. fuck the rest.

>>37498537
i like this answer

>>37495361
Same here. For example i did really bad in school and I found out why when I started lifting. Sitting at home and studying for 4 hrs straight obv. wasnt fun but I alsp felt like i didnt make any progress, i didnt feel like i became smarter, just better at remembering useless info. Everytime i can add 2.5 kg to a lift my day is instantly made

>>37495329
for the coming WW3

>>37497249
Rolling like I'm off the shits.

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>>37495622
>>37499274
Soon brothers

>>37495329
To be bigger than everyone else
>77 inch master race

To keep husbando from cheating?

>>37502228
Ask her if she tryna get the pipe

>>37495329
So I can beat up dyels and manlets.

>>37497249

sure

>>37495622
Best reason if you aren't a nogf permavirgin

Great European Race War of 201?

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For him

>>37497249
a

>>37497265
This is the only real reason anyone should lift. We'll take back what is ours. Soon brother.

Because I want to mend my broken heart ;_;

>>37495361
This.

I don't lift currently though, because things. But I do some dumbbell bullshittery and I go running so that my life wouldn't be dead in the water.

It still is but doing stuff fools me pretty well.

>>37495501
>needing to be fit to be able to jack off to the image of seeing oneself in the mirror

To get as close as possible to being immortal or superior

>>37497542
Holy shit anon is your name Dimitri and is he your father?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv6J87xTGMU

Simple, to become alpha

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For myself

>>37502228
Is that a rocket in your pocket?

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For my waifu.

>>37497249
Rell

>>37501641
This is what I lift for

>>37501796
Glorious!

For my gf and my insecurity.
Gf ex bf is a gym instructor, the guy is shredded, i always been fit but not on that level.
Now i just feel this need to be the best body she ever had.
Btw, the ex now is a stripper

I was lifting at first for my girlfriend of 4 years. I was planning on proposing to her at the end of the year and was looking to get in amazing shape by then.
That all took a turn for the shitter last night. She had been strangly clingy to her phone all night. When she went to sleep I took a look. She's been texting this guy she slept with once before me back and forth. He saying how much he'd love to give her a titty fuck, her saying she gets bored during sex and pretends while I finish. We have been trying to things to get her off, she's never had an orgsam with anyone.
Huge hit to my self esteem. It really sucks because we are a perfect match in everything besides sex apparently. I'm planning on talking to her tonight when she's home from work. I know she hasn't met up with him but is planning to hang out. I know she wont do anything of her own accord but if he tries to to something to her I don't know if she will be able to not give in.
I already spent 6 months salary on the ring.
Fucking broken right now.

>>37497249
roll

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for her
>>37503423
THANK YOU ANGRY FLY MACHINE

So everyone will respect me.

>>37509393
Damn bro sorry to hear that

>>37497249
Rollan

>>37497249
rolling for ninja, geomancer or priest

I lift because I don't want to be a complacent lazy sadcunt. I want to be a sick fucking cunt, the kind of sickunt that sad cunts see and talk shit about, the kind of sick fucking cunt little cunts point at and tell their sadcunt parents "I wanna be a sick cunt like him, you shitcunt", the kind of sickunt the media tries to pass off as an obsessed cunt and a victim of today's performance-oriented society, while preaching the virtues of being a complacent sadcunt.
Any fucking sadcunt tries to put you down, you ignore them and walk right through them because you're a fucking sick cunt if you wanna be, brah. We're all gonna make it.

rollaaa

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>>37498537
>maybe if i lift it will validate my meme politics

>>37497542
I BELIEVE

>>37509393
That's what betas get for being unable to satisfy stasy

>>37501703
Adam?

>>37495479
>I can't stop fapping
You shouln't
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html

>>37501377
Is she dead for real?

>>37495329
I lift so I can kill whitey easier.

so easy to beat the shit out of the nearest white boy, because cops dont care.

knock out game is where its at, just dont record it and it doesnt become news

>>37509393
Sorry bro. Whatever happens, you'll get through it.

>>37495329
So i can creampie qt's

>>37509393
>I already spent 6 months salary on the ring.
think of how much you saved on alimony by finding out before you got married

also, in general if you have to spend that kind of money on a girl she's probably not worth it. women are interested in an inverse proportion to how much you invest financially in them while otherwise being interesting

>>37509393
>buying the 6 month salary ring meme
>can't even give girls orgasms.

just like.. lick her clit till she cums. its easy.

Haven't actually started lifting yet, but have been getting rid of my fat for the past 2 years.

One day I had a realization that I actually had a cupsize, and it was probably bigger than a significant amount of women. I'm a man. I'm not supposed to have tits. Now, after two years of pretty casual weight loss, I'm down about 25 kilos, and about halfway there on my fat loss. At this point casual just won't cut it since I've been stuck at my current weight for a while, so it is time to get serious about this shit.

Wish me luck I guess?

>>37509393
>Never had an orgasm with anyone
I think that's her own issue, not yours. Or she just told you that which makes her a lying cunt

I lift so when I go out all the fatties look at me in jealousy and disgust, feelsgood.jpg

>>37511899
Good luck and watch out for that loose skin.

>>37497249
Let's do this!

So that I can learn to pick myself up.

It's one of the few things that make me happy, and I like seeing a stronger version of myself.

>>37497249

Rolling

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>>37511386
>not all muslims are terrorists
>not all blacks are niggers
>but all of the right-wing are NEET trailer trash

It makes me feel good and look good.

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Because he believed I could be a better person.

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>>37511386
>>37512881
Glad to see my Berniebros blowing all this toxic masculinity the fuck out!

>>37509393
Shit, that sucks anon. Post update after you talk

>>37512881
what the fuck is that hairline on the right

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>>37512955
>taking inspiration from tumblr: the game

>>37513553
>tfw completely disgusted by cuckolding
>but the idea of a girl being a cuckquean sounds kind of hot

I'm not sure how to feel.

>for work. am a stripper
>saw that my friends were dating >6/10's (considering the whole package) and thought "I could do better"
>saw how young military offers looked even when they were 50 and thought damn, I want to stay young too
>i work on my education and personal goals, but I want to be the whole package.
>because I am a closeted tranny and if I can't transition, I may as well be the hottest version of my physical sex.

phew im done

>>37495963

This

>>37497249
lets see which slut belongs to me

>>37497249
roll

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>>37495329
For when the dark portal opens and a qt half orc walks through, I want to be strong enough to not die from mating

Mostly male inadequacy issues, but also >>37495361

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>>37495329
For the girl that won't love me back

>>37495479
Same my turtle tank gets real dirty and I can't be arsed to lift that shot and go through the motonous routine every week. Then again I don't even know if its supposed to be every week

But damn do i lift

>>37513978
I know that feel bro, but i dont know the feel of saving a thumbnail

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>>37502252
>>37502276
>>37503523
>>37503621
>>37505499
>>37507659

>>37509486
Mirin that explosive strength

>>37497249
Ayy

>>37497249
Reply roll

>>37497249
roll

>>37497249
ey

It's all I have

to be the most dominant male in the room at all times

For her

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So that people don't give me shit for my political beliefs.

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>>37513645
I hope everything turns out alright for you. GL with your transition.

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I lift for the title of Army Ranger. That and to stave off the self-loathing.

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>>37495356
"average" disgusts me so I need to be better than that, I wont allow myself to be average

>>37514237
meant to link op

>>37514227

>Encouraging mental illness

This board is meant to help people IMPROVE their health.

>>37513645
hey anon, ive been thinking in working as stripper too. Seems mad fun.
In wich country are you?

>>37497542
STAY STRONG ANON
YOU ARE THE MASTER OF YOUR DESTINY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1JBQMXbN2k

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>>37495622
>>37497265
>>37498537
Daily Reminder
>This Triggers /Pol/

>>37497542
>parents are immigrants from Eastern Europe
I hope you have some sick slav genetics at least

>>37495329
So the next one will love me more than the last one. Eventually we will all make it brother. Eventually...

>>37495329
Because of this

>https://youtu.be/oICHvlqApBc?t=3

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pic related. If by some quirk of the universe this ever happens to me, I want it to be as damn close to looking in a mirror as I can get it. Everyone can make it, but you have to have discipline.

>>37514274
The soviets were nationalistic as fuck you dumbass

>>37514274
>/pol/
>must be a neo-Nazi

Nah, it's a pretty great photo desu.

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>>37514248
The difference in our attitude on the subject is fundamental and I don't think either of us will budge, but I'll bite.

gender/body-dysphoria =/= apotemnophilia.

The anon was merely highlighting the distress of their situation. If he/she can better integrate into society and function "more normally" then it seems like a beneficial move in terms of their overall mental health.

Not every gay person is super flamboyant, likewise not every transgender person wants to make everything a political statement and simply wants to find a place in the world and live peacefully. You are free to believe what you want, but please don't allow sensationalists on the internet warp your perception.

>>37514381
>implying /pol/ supports the USSR
>muh gorrilions
>muh freeze peach

>>37495361

I tell myself it's for rugby or golf, but really this is the reason.

>>37514398
>Apotemnophilia is a neurological disorder characterized by the intense and long standing desire for amputation of a specific limb.
Who the fuck is talking about that?

>>37495329
My girl will leave me if I don't.

To make sure I can pick up another hot n' ready when she does.

>>37514362
damn that pic is some heavy shit

>>37514215
BROTHER BLACKSHIRT

>>37497249

C'mon give me Chemist! Need my "supplements!"

>>37501377
>RWBY Feels

At least she unlocked SSJ Ruby

>>37501679

Amen

Also rollin on >>37497249

>>37514527

I guess a Priest could be handy for recovering from hard workouts, or outright injuries.

Or are we supposed to be fucking these characters? I'd really rather just use them for lifting gainz.

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>>37497249
Rolling for Time Mage
>Not doing a full work out, getting a full nights rest and recovery time in a time bubble
Your not gonna make it

>>37497542
>those shitty parent feels
the worst ;_;
and now here we are

To make my muscles bigger

>>37514002
Set a time and place, buy condoms

So that I can remind my ex, her loss for breaking up. As I lift, I'll lose my body fat. As I work harder, I'll develop muscle mass. Eventually, in 18 months, I'll reach a point where I'll have achieved my target body.

She left me because I didn't believe in the fairy that lives in the sky.

>>37495329
I'm ready to stop being a depressed piece of shit and lifting weights is a way to order my life.

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>>37501026

>when does the grass get greener bruhs?

Never

>>37514570
good point
>>37497249
roll

Going to the gym on a schedule and seeing tge weights progress is fun and being healthy and strong feels good.

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I grew up fat and unliked. The feeling of being healthy is wonderful and I like it but the real reason is for the immense social benefits and constant feeling of immediately being liked by everyone.

I'm also a comedian, and it's 1000x easier when you are jacked.

>>37515022
>I'm also a comedian
You must kill the crowd with your one rep max :^)

>>37515082
;(

>>37495329
I got fat last year, now i do it because why not, it's fun and makes feel good.

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>>37495361
This
Everything right now feels like it's getting out of control and that's not including world problems

>>37495329
I thought it would help me grow a beard. 4 years later no beard.

I don't feel masculine enough. I am insecure.

Probably also why I grow a beard.

>>37497249
roll

>>37497249
Rellan

>>37497249
roll

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>>37514444

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>>37514656
Are you me? What if /fit/ is just a realm dreamt up by a single broken heart brehs..