How do I become a statue?

>>37487216
1. Get skelly
2. Do split on maintenance

>>37487216
Lock eyes with a Medusa

Do something great in life so that someone will raise a statue in your honor.

>>37487216
why is there a dick rubbing up against his back leg

>get micropenis
>be manlet
>stop lifting
>keto diet

Kill a giant with a sling.

>>37487216

S.S. + GOMAD

>>37488078
>micropenis

thats a literal average flaccid uncut penis, you delusion mutilated american BBC porn addict.

>balls hang lower than the dick
shit goal desu

>>37489832

sorry about the small dick anon

>>37489645
Top kek

>>37487216

Read the sticky

>>37489832
Found the babydick.

Paint yourself grey.
Stand extremely still for a long time.

>>37489832
look at his dick compared to his thumb

>>37487216
nice calves considering his quads are so small.

>>37490486
It's an ancient statue. Educate yourself why his dick is small

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This is more up to /fit/'s speed.

>>37490499
David was my goal body, and my calves:quads ratio is about the same

>>37490296
My dick is 5 inches flaccid and my balls hang lower

Must sucks to have little boy nuts instead of the sack of a raging bull

>enjoy your low test

>>37490515
You forgot to add n-no homo

>>37490517
Quiet dicklet, men are talking. Mine is 8".

>>37487380
>First thing I saw!
>N-N-No Homo

>>37489832
My penis is double that size flaccid,
it was probably just a cold day.

>>37487216
Go be a french homeless man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpTeiSKiCgc

>>37490486
funny thing about this particular statue is, that Michelangelo created it with disproportionate hand size, compared with the rest of the body. looks aesthetic as fuck but just look at those shovels. The more you know.

defeat goliath x f
sling throws x 8

>>37490515
is it truth you can only get those forearms from manual labour and those calves from hiking whole life

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this is really the reason that i lift, i feel like a piece of art. arnold talks about feeling like a sculpture in Pumping Iron too.
>when you're more aesthetic than the epitome of man

>>37487323
underrated post

>>37493391
>The proportions of the David are atypical of Michelangelo's work; the figure has an unusually large head and hands (particularly apparent in the right hand). [...] These enlargements may be due to the fact that the statue was originally intended to be placed on the cathedral roofline, where the important parts of the sculpture may have been accentuated in order to be visible from below.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_%28Michelangelo%29#Interpretation