Pre-Gym beta stories

>>37486179
Waitresses are literally trained to flirt with people for tips you stupid fuck

>>37486692
This. Never, ever tip those whores anything.

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>>37486692
Unless you're attractive. Ivery successful nailed waitresses about as often I dont. Sometimes they're unavailable because they're already seeing someone, but you can spit game at a single waitress and pick her up. It's totally doable.

>Go to uni straight from A-levels (18 yrs old)
>introduction classes begin, we're sat outside a lecture hall for 30 minutes with nothing to do.
>noone wants to break the ice and I somehow summon the balls to do so
>chat with an absolute gorgeous spanish beauty, she's on my course and she's amazing
>into the music and stuff I like, great ass, sexy accent
>I'm full skeleton mode, literally weight about 130 pounds as a full grown adult male but she digs it
>really digs my self-loathing sense of humour
>we completely hit it off but I hate myself so much I have no clue she could even possibly be into me
>comes over to hang out all the time, always trying to escalate but I'm fucking oblivious
>asks for an evening where we watch a movie together, I say sure but I never organise it
>she eventually gives up and gets a boyfriend
>later tells me how into me she was and that she was trying to date me

I fucked up. She was incredible and I fucked up. I've bulked up a bit since then and I look better but I'll never forget her.

>>37487741
That sucks bro, but that shit happens. Learn from it and don't let it happen again

>>37487923
When I lift I think about how good I could have looked and how much better I would have acted if I'd got my shit together and got healthy in both body and soul like I almost am now.

>tfw unemployed, 21 and no idea whether to go back to uni or just get some shitty job

>>37487967

I know that feel. I want to push you to go back to school, but don't do it unless you're sure of the degree you want to get. There is nothing wrong with working a shitty job for a year or two and just living while you figure stuff out.

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>Be me, fat fuck, but I had the body type that if I lost weight and built muscle I'd be a "big dude"
>Best friend is the same way
>Both of us decide to get our shit together
>Both start lifting at his friends house
>I'm a bitch at bench but a fucking pro at squat
> Bench like 85 (including the bar) when I start
>Friend benches like 105 when he starts
>I start squatting at about 105
>Friend starts squating 85
>Literally I squat what he benches and he squats what I bench for like the next 5 months
>I'm obviously gaining like normal, with legs being stronger than arms
>Friend fucking looks like misshapen chimp
>Huge upper body and scrawny as fuck legs
>Pic related
>He eventually got stronger legs, but for the longest time we'd all make fun of him

>>37486179
Dude.. You're 23 you have so so so much time to get your shit together. Lift, talk to girls at gym and get some /fit/ pussy.

>>37488717
Pls be in kg

>>37487741

That, anon, is a life lesson. Everyone has one, everyone; even chad thundercocks. If you grow from it, it means you've become a better person. If you learn nothing from it, you're a faggot.

>>37487679
gee bud, you sound pretty alpha. Can I have some tips to becoming alpha like you?

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