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>>37481940
inb4 b&

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>>37481860

>>37481976
k

>>37481912
>wearing two fucking brahs to cover no-tits

kek, I guess that's about the only case where ugly fake tits might be an option.

Well, no, fake tits are so fucking ugly, there is never a reason for it.

>>37482015
doesnt matter, still cute af.

>>37482042
agreed

Wanting to dip my toes into some peptides. So far looking at igf1-lr3, peg mgf, and ipamorelin. If I took any of these it would probably only be before bed and the peg mgf might do during the day on off days or when I need some extra recovery. Igf1-lr3 looks like it could be the most beneficial from the effects I think hyperplasia would cause.

>>37482401
Nice!
Sweet!
Fantastic!
Amazing!

>>37482417
>>37482401
wrong thread shitdick

>>37482401
I remember Brick said some bad things about pegylated mgf

not sure about the rest

>go on /soc/ for 5 seconds to see what it is like
>it is literally all fat bitches and piece of shit indians

back to lurking only /fraud/ i guess

at least reddit is white beta cuckolds and not subhuman indians like /pol/ and most other boards

/fraud/ will always be the best though

>>37482810
I got addicted to the /sma/ thread back in the day, there were some damned fine bitches in there

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>>37481382
Holy shit, how can we handle that. I'am more of a assman.

>>37481407
I know right. The first interview went very well with the managers, but the second interview with the HR-manager. I dunno.

>>37481460
I just wanna give socially desirable answers.

I have no job expierence, only a degree, not much to offer

>>37482864
What about big biceps. Do you put that into your CV.

Probably what you're missing. All about them gains

>>37482888
lmao, that is my strong point for sure. Like feeling skinny is my great weakness.

If i were JM, i also would put those g4p pics into my CV.

what do you guys use to track your macros? I use a shitty app on my phone, but it is pissing me off lately, since you can't add food to the previous day and I keep eating past midnight.

I don't want to pay for my kikeness pal either

>>37482864
Don't sweat the HR interview man. I doubt that she has any say in the hiring process

Just finished pct yesterday. Down about 3lbs from my cycle weight. A little anxious about Estro rebound, should I still take some ai even after pct? Also, how soon is too soon to start cutting. I'm about 15 percent BF and want to get down to 10 before I start I next cycle in mid August (thinking test and tren)

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>>37483048
I hope so.

They also ask for a reference. I hope my intern mentor won't fuck it up for me, if he wants to corporate

>>37483104
You told him beforehand that you were using him as a reference right?

>>37482810
/fraud/ might as well be a board on 420chan. You guys have the same borderline psychotic autistic knowledge and use on drugs as /stim/ or /dis/.

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>>37483130
No i have to contact him via Linkedin. I still have to ask him.

I didn't knew you had to ask beforehand, kek. I'am still new to this, don't bully me.

>>37483192
When i was a kid i posted there
Opi bc junkies make me laugh

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>>37483192
>borderline psychotic autistic knowledge
Isn't that a good thing?

>>37483192
well dude if i am going to inject hormones into my fucking body, don't you think i am gonna read about it first?

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What are the other boards like tho?

I only bullied some twinks on /fa/, but i always get banned sm.h. They can't handle the fire i guess

i only miss JM over here, with his pessimistic boss life talk. Really funny sometimes.

I SUMMON HIM

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Oh sweet Jesus thus guy posted in the /sst anecdotal review thread. Said he's been running 500mg/wk of test. Them handles.

>>37483311
lol...

like what goes through these so-called """people"""'s so called brains when they do this shit?

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>>37483333
>>37483311

Mirin jerrbears.

>>37483311
I don't see the difference with people that roid over here.

>>37483385
we don't have very many people at all that are above 25% bf, while it seems that at least 50-60% of reddit is above 25%.

>>37483293
How do i prevent having a gut like him if i hop on roids?

Now dont tell me genetics.
No one has a belly like that naturally, he did something wrong and i wanna know what.

>>37482653
Hmm. That'd be cool if we could his input if that was the case. I really don't want to pin three times a day though, that's why I'm looking at peg. Idk why everywhere I read says you need to use a insulin syringe to inject this stuff too

>>37483455
avoid having sex with lower-order primates

>>37483455
Know how i know youve never been lean

>>37483455
he is fucking fat as fuck and so are you? what the fuck do you think retard?

>>37483455
Honestly I feel gut is really determined by deit. When I cut waist is small. When I bulk I look bloated. He seems to be on vacation and is probably eating like it too

>>37483433
I dunno breh. I have seen some impressive changes from people that bnc over there btw.

>>37483455
It has nothing to with roids. We was probably bloated in that pic due to shit food and alcohol.

>>37483205
Ya call him now. It's not considered very polite to just put someone down as a reference without telling them "hey I just had this interview and they might call you"
Think about if you just got some random ass call about a friend of yours and you weren't prepared for it.

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I'm about to start my cycle.

Sust / Tren / Var

Get in my level faggots

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>>37483682
Spain?

Have fun with the fake var. Not once have I seen legit var around here unless it's from an outside source.

Mostly same goes for tren, although those are legit sometimes.

If you bought that stuff at the market price you must'a gotten rekt.

>>37483682
Why would anybody in the right mind EVER get sust.

Enjoy your sides

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>>37483799
Sust is the only form of testosterone they sell on the black market here in spain.

On the plus side, it's never fake because it's pharma most of the time.

Negative side, it's sust.

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>>37483677
lmao i know right. I didn't gave his info yet. I just contacted him via Linkedin. He got a new job right now.

>>37483745
Where can you even find legit var. Seems that it's faked everywhere.

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>>37483856
China. Although it does get faked you also get really pure stuff at times.

I should've bought some along with my sdrol, tren and mast back in the day. All of those ended up being super pure.

>>37483885
freakin brazilian woman

You test it? Isn't that fucking expensive?

If anyone has a source they think is legit for var I can run it through the mass spec to confirm.

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>>37483972
60 euros per item.

I bought a lot though, years and years worth. So I'm not about to use or sell it without knowing if its good.

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>>37483990
Jano can. I think he charges €60 per sample.

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>>37484060
Oh shit I didn't read that. My bad.

>>37484022
Oh lol, that's acceptable imo. I thought it was like a couple of hunderds for one sample over here.

sheeeiitttt

>>37484060
$60 is cheap. Liquid mass spec in the US is several thousand dollars.

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>>37484134
Just occupying a bed in hospital for the night costs 1000s in the US, so that doesn't really say much.

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>>37484134
Yeah. Gotta get a grad student to sneak your sample in the lab.

>>37484164
Shhhh

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>>37484241
You're the eBay guy right? Any plans to sell other stuff besides the mk677?

>>37483745
>>37483799
>>37483818

Nope, Mexico. And yes, Sust is pharma grade so that's why.

>>37484298
Waiting on the lab results for ostarine and gw right now. Gonna order a bunch of other stuff as soon as this dragon festival or whatever is over this weekend. Basically just all sarms and related stuff. Not trying to do anything illegal at least on a large scale. I may launch a full blown supplement company with pills and fancy labels here soon as well. Just trying to get things wrapped up with my old business and then I'm going to start something else big just not sure what yet.

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>>37484373
I'd buy high dose cialis and Viagra. Gotta love the pump from that but it's kinda grey market.

>>37484373
Your mk677 better be legit.. i ordered 3 grams yesterday.

How long will it take to ship to BC, Canada? Tracking number wont give estimated delivery

>>37484478
bird looks like broccoli from the thumbnail

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>>37484495
Kek. Her fucking eyes and face though hnnnghg.

ok now i understand why only fat fucks use dnp...

>be 14-15% bf, run dnp
>down to around 11% after a week of 500mg and psmf, stop
>holy. shit.
>48 hours since last dose
>veins on every muscle
>looking good

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>except that i have probably what is literally 2 gallons of water in my fucking abdominal area

it's actually a pretty comical look. veins and definition everywhere but then you look at my stomach and im a fat piece of shit with giant ass love handles and a flapping ass gut.

how long until this shit goes away...

>>37484478
Sure if have legit cialis. Have not tested the viagra yet but I can send you some if you want to be the guinea pig haha.
>>37484486
It's legit. The international shipping can be weird. If there are any issues I will make it up to you trust me.

>>37484646
How can I find your eBay listings?

>>37484665
Search item # 262425598663. It's the only thing I have listed right now.

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>>37484714
>5 left

Fug. I should probably jump on it. I kinda want to try it for funsies

>>37484784
>>37484714
Just picked up a gram for shits and gigs.

>>37484784
Ya its gonna be out of stock until the end of the month FYI. Waiting on the factory to produce more.
>>37484791
Thank you. I will ship tomorrow.

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I posted this before with no proper responce but i'm two pins in so far and i've upped my calories from 2300 to 2770ish give or take and I'm noticing mood increase, better endurance and microscopic strength and size gains. Is this just from increasing my calories? i've looked it up and apparently the real magic doesn't happen until about week 6. Does anyone wanna share their experience of their first test e cycle with me and pump me up? I'm just excited because i've been hitting the gym hard as fuck recently and if that's just due to placebo I can't even begin to imagine what it's going to be like when it actually starts to kick in.

>>37484784
So would you like some sex pills? I have about 70 20mg cialis pills already made that I sell to my whore buddies. Have not made anyany viagra yet. I can make whatever dose you want though.

Assuming you're new to lifting, only been training for 6 months and you do a cycle of T and train 5 times a week with good form and nutrition, would you keep your gains after if you kept the intensity up?

I know quite a few people who roided after few months of training and losing their gains after and I am wondering whether that is the inevitable outcome or they simply suck at lifting in the first place (which most of them probably do) and therefore lose their gains.

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>>37485008
Sure if you want I'll give you whatever you paid for the raws so it doesn't seem bias. I have a scale so I can dose the Viagra. I usually do 100mg preworkout.

>>37484986
Seems kinda low for calories. It takes like 5 weeks for blood serum levels to start reaching their peaks for test e.

>>37485017
When you spend money on something, youre gonna put more effort it.

Whether its paying a coach or buying roids you invested something in it, and youre gonna work your ass off.

That motivatiom is gone when you come off so most people fall off the bandwagon

>>37485139
So that means you would keep your gains from roiding as long as you didn't go over your natural potential, assuming you put the work in, right?

>>37485137
wait what does the viagara do preworkout?

How bad is it to mix tren and shrooms?

First time on tren and first time with shrooms too

>>37485017
You wont keep everything, because 10 or more pounds is just liquid.

You wont lose everything (unless you are retarded and cut 24/7)

>>37485160
Yes, although low test levels in PCT and the lower glycogen retention will cause you to lose some mass.

Most people just suck at life. Im the fag that does 2 week tren/dbol blasts and I havent lost any gains, just kept my training and diet up.

>>37485175
periscope it and give us the link

if you don't eat a lot of shrooms you're only gonna get a tingly body high

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>>37485161
Vasodilation, so pumps. I did 100mg Viagra and 10g of citrulline yesterday for chest/Tris/bis and I couldn't pull my shirt over my head. Plus l looked joocy as fug.

>>37485161
Vasodilator

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> last year, think 5/10 pharmacy girl is hitting on me, "I like your shirt"
> ask her out, rejected
> she shows up on Tinder, DOTA/anime-addict, I'm one of the people that invented DOTA and ran anime websites with millions of hits
> superlike, no match, but at least I know for sure that she's seen my butt
> shows up again a month later, superlike, no match
> look her up, her ex was some Russian fag that posts cartoon porn on FB

> at food store yesterday
> see a cute butterface nerdy-looking girl like the one I cohabited with for years
> she's with this schmuck that looks like a stoner/loser but reminds me of my past self
> she pays, she's driving, seemed like his mom but far too young

I feel I'm in this no man's land inbetween beta and alpha. Have more success with hotter girls, but with them I panic over my shitty car, shitty apartment, and instability. Must progress to perfection or regress; can't stay here.

What's this about D-bol increasing GH by 40%? Does D-bol actually kill hair?

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>>37485175
Don't pull a chemfag and rip out windows, punch a hole in the wall and assault a cop.

>>37485274
That's always a good feel. Peeling your shirt off afterwards should be the hardest part of an arm workout. Lol

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>>37485299
is your real name abdul?

>>37485274
>>37485292
thanks niggas
imma try this tomorrow

>>37485307
I'll try not too

>>37485137
Hit me up advancedbodyscience2000 at Gmail.
Never heard of this viagra pre workout thing. Wouldn't you have a raging hard on the whole time?

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>>37485441
Not unless you started playing with your dick at least I'm my experience. Sometimes I get a chub doesn't bother me too much.

>>37485322
>real name Abdul

That would be fucking golden.

>>37485137
Im 5'9 and 145 lbs so even just on 2770 im feeling fat as fuck in all honesty. The beginning of the week i was 140 and now im already 145 so i was wondering if my calories were too high or if i keep them here eventually ill stop gaining weight and itll distribute to the muscles. In all honesty im a 19 year old dyel loser but God willingly i wont be in 12 weeks.

>>37485490
Well just being on test keeps me pretty horny. I can't imagine if I saw a qt while I was lifting on 100mg of viagra. I might try it for fun. Never used the viagra honestly.

So I know nanners are usually the goto fruit for spiking insulin post workout but how are dried plums? I just can't stand bananas and I enjoy the plum fibers

>>37484545
This is the most perfect face I've ever seen. Dem freckles my god

>>37485441
Wait youre the mk677 ebay guy
Gimme free shit
Ive no money

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>>37485522
Definitely start at like 50mg maybe even 25mg as it can give you a headache. Makes colors really pop and lights look bright as hell too. Oh and it gave me blood shot eyes when I first started, made me look like I was stoned as hell.

What pct would you guys recommend for a tbol only first cycle of 6 weeks at 60mg? Have read a few people say you don't even need pct for it but am very skeptical of that

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>>37485579
Fucking 100% wife material. Jessica Clements.

>>37485397
>>37485490
> she shows up on Tinder, DOTA/anime-addict, I'm one of the people that invented DOTA and ran anime websites with millions of hits
>I'm one of the people that invented DOTA

Icefrog's name might be abdul & I was curious but I digress

Is my virgin pin spot destined to always be this sore?

>>37485592
Give me some of that sweet cunny and we can work something out bb. ;)

>>37484552
I think just doing it for a week is dumb, i've always found 2 weeks to be the sweet spot for fat loss on dnp. But in answer to your question the bloated flat muscle look goes away when the dnp is completely out of your system (about one week)

>>37485617
Silly cycle
Man orals arent a stepping stone to oils, its the other way around if anything

You havent gamed the system
Running a shit oral that you read about and think sounds safe for a month and a half isnt getting you anything but dope pumps and a broken cock laddy

But nolvadex 40/20/20 immediately after

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> MK-677 makes me addicted to egg sandwiches

Maybe feels are the most important? Motivation and confidence likely has the largest impact on our lives. So, with that, why not D-bol?

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>>37485619

>>37485691
but surely you understand the trepidation a newbie has at sticking needles in their ass? and thats why most people do an oral cycle first even if it isnt ideal

>>37485639
Theres times i wish i hadnt chosen this username all those years ago
This is one of those times

>>37485734
Well yeah but doesnt mean you can just avoid it
Gotta nut up bruh and do it
Oral only is a waste of time money

My first run was oral only
Im not just being a knowledgecunt

>>37485619
fucking hell that might be the most attractive person i've ever seen - shes so perfect

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>>37485626

Not Icefrog. He takes the credit, but open source game development on a tiny niche like WarCraft 3 map modding involved a lot of people, at least it did back then. I'm not trying to take any credit, just expressing the irony of this ho's rejection.

The first thing I tried to trigger was an AI with no programming experience and I failed miserably. It was obnoxious and all in GUI, but it did manage to work 20% of the time.

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>>37485734
I don't think running orals first will make you more willing to pin. It'll still be a major hurdle. But whatever you think works for you go ahead, can't speak for everyone.

>>37485697
Stop dosing in the morning. That does look good as fuck though. Wish I had ham at home. Or bread for that matter.
>>37485744
Ya took me a while to think up a name I liked.

>>37485784
You're telling me what I don't want to hear but I appreciate you are almost definitely right. I'm not doing a test cycle yet it's orals or nothing. should i just do nothing? I need a boost in my life to get things going

>>37484986
Your calories arent high enough for being on gear, what is your maintenance? Your body needs more calories with so much testosterone in it, id sit around at least 2800-3000

>>37485175
meh i did mdma and speed on tren, it makes you feel like you might die, and dont get me wrong you might, but i didnt. So, if you think youre going to die, just think, maybe I will. Hope that helps

>>37485827
Id wait honestly
When youre ready to do em do em properly

If i was to start again it would be tren test mast
Orals are a fun addition to a cycle but they dont really do shit but mad pumps and temporary glycogen gainz

I cant see why you wouldnt pin though
Im afraid of jellyfish
Still surf
End up crying in the ocean sometimes but fuck it

Its a tiny prick twice a week
Its cheaper
Its effective
This way the path to glory lies

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>>37485795

>>37485979
fucking hell, she makes everything alright with the world

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>>37485979
>>37486082
Where the tits at doe. Straight up A's. Bish pls.

>>37485892
I calculated it online and it's apparently around 2800 but i feel fat breh my ass shakes, i got no chin, all the skinny fat shit. I was thinking I should incorporate more leg work

>>37486177
if you'd pick that white trash slut over the goddess that youre responding to, then i pity you

>>37485892
I calculated it online and it's apparently around 2800 but i feel fat breh my ass shakes, i got no chin, all the skinny fat shit. I was thinking I should incorporate more leg work. Will any of this matter 6 weeks from now? I heard test has fat burning properties. Im using enthanate btw

>>37486181
You are a skelly at 145lbs. I would NOT ramp up your calories drastically all of the sudden. Just slowly taper up and do your cardio to increase your hunger and tdee. You don't need to suddenly go from the 2000 calories you are eating now to 3500.

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>>37486177
Petitie grill > busty grill

But there's that Goldilocks zone in the middle that's damn near impossible to find girls in.

>>37486181
height, bf % and weight?

>>37485979
Pls stop

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>>37486237
Oops, petite*

>>37486244
Neber

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>>37486200
What's funny is that due to just her innocent look you assume she's not white trash.

She's probably just as much of a whore as the one I posted.

But hey, if women built like little boys is your thing.... who am I to judge.

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>>37486338
>But hey, if women built like little boys is your thing.... who am I to judge.
It's because their small penis can't penetrate through that thick ass.

>>37486233
Ok sounds good
>>37486242
5'9 145 lb about 15 percent maybe a couple digits less i just have a thicker abdominal layer due to childhood obesity

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Refresh me on the basics, niggas. What's better on steroids and MK-677?

> 3x8 @ 80%
> 6x8 @ 70%

Do we still need to allow 72 hours before hitting the same muscle group?

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>>37486338
H-hey now.

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>>37486438
Is that the same girl? Srsly mirin then if it's the case.

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>>37486483
Nah not her.

>>37486420
145 pounds 5'9 man, your maintenance is way off if you think its at 2800, im 224 pounds 6'4 and my maintenance is sitting around 2900-3000, id be very surprised if you are so close to mine

>>37481860
is mk677 a meme? Why the fuck is everyone and their nan suddenly running it?

>>37486438
No sorry he's right all women are relentless Whore's
Really you shouldn't even save their photos it's just encouraging and reinforcing all the trash attitudes they've been building all their lives.

>>37486516
im 6'1 175. What do you think my maintenance is? 2300? I get too many different results

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>>37486543
Damn that 2D life really is getting to you.

>>37486565
like 2400? I dont know, just a guess, I'm just some pleb - for mine i tried lots of online ones and all come out with 2750-2800 for me

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>>37486578
It's the only decent way for a man to live his life anymore

>>37486600
Rough ballpark multiply weight by 1400
Works all right

>>37486578
My new Roomates are normie Chad's
Fucking killer, man

>>37486621
**bw×14**

>>37486621
how the fuck would that work do you mean 1.4? So I 224 pounds so times it by 1.4 and it comes to 313.6 (3160 calories) sounds too high imo

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>>37486649
Brb crashing your next BBQ

Is running 500 test e e3d ridiculous?

>>37487000
uhm not really lol

>>37487000
its unnecessarily high for most people but each to their own

>>37487007
I take that back

>>37486516
So if i stick to 2600 calories and up to to near 3000 in 6 weeks when the test hits my blood stream should I maintain around the same body fat and just go up in mass? Im not gonna lie i dont look terrible right now but when I focus on little things about my body I get really critical i just dont want to balloon up an exponential amount is all. This is me for reference and in case you remember me from previous posts i am that ex josh peck looking motherfucker i just let my insecurities get the best of me to the point where im now injecting hormones shipped from Turkey into my body lol
Left is before right is today only one week and two pins in so far.

>>37487038
stop being a cuck and post the photo - and no first find your maintenance properly, i think it will be closer to 2300-2400 ish and then just add 300-500 for a low fat gain, high muscle gain bulk - 500 is a decent surplus for a noobie

>>37487086
you could make significant gains without gear, but i started way before i should have anyway so who am i to talk. id aim to stick at 2800 calories for the remainder of your cycle

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>>37485579

>>37487129
Im honestly realizing that now and im wondering if the bulk of my gains right now are just from upping my calories but im in too deep now and I spent good money on this gear. But 2800? Is that not too high for the 5'9 dyel that i am?

>>37486537
It's not a meme. Basically everyone wants to run GH but legit GH is not cheap. MK will make your body produce more GH for a fraction of the cost.

>>37487203
i dont fucking know man, just start on 2500 then work up, 2800 will prob give you a bit of fat. People here run like 4k calories and are fine as they workout hard and have lots of gear

>>37487254
so why take GH when you can just take MK? Ive heard the results from it are mediocre

>>37487203
I've got ~4.5k maintainance, and I don't even lift anymore lol, and I look better than you.

>>37487284
so you are 20 stone then? arnie didnt have a 4.5k maintenance at his prime off season...

>>37487284
Good to know 10/10 blog nigga, would subscribe to

>>37487254
is mk677 like GH in that you have to have it as a liquid in the fridge?

>>37487313
200lbs. Just not a lazy neet.
You'd be amazed at how much you need to eat if you actually spent any time moving during the day.

>>37487361
what the fuck are you doing to have a 4.5k maintenance at 200lbs?

Will a T3/Clen Cycle permanently mess up my T3 levels post cycle?

>>37487255
Forsure, because ive been on near 2800 for the past couple days and thats how i got to the after pick but im just gonna lower and raise it anywhere from 2500-2800 here and there. Im not gonna lie i miss having a pronounced chin and jaw lol

>>37487271
>so why take GH when you can just take MK?
There is an upper limit to MK where as you could theoretically inject as much GH as you want.

>>37487422
are the tablet forms of mk memes? I have a friend taking tablet mk at the moment and i wasnt convinced you could take it in tablet form

I still have another 15 lbs to lose (probably rest of summer) before I start my post-summer bulk, but asking now. I'm thinking of tossing in my natty card for this upcoming bulk. Would it be worth it to try SARMS like LGD or just go straight for real sterons?

>>37487341
No it is very stable in pills or suspension and does not need to be refrigerated

>>37487440
Pills or tablets are fine.

>>37487383
My maintenance was near that when I was 130 lb lol. I wasn't counting calories then but one summer I basically cycled (actual bikes) and ran like it was my job, and every day I had nearly jar of pb + 4 bananas + 3 slices of bread and 225g lentils with veggies and rice/corn/whatever. Shit was crazy.

how do i come out of the steroid closet to my gym bro? pretty sure he knows im on and im suspect about him being on something as well.

just dont want to push anyone away as some see roids as taboo

>>37487402
Bump for

>>37487539
You're the guy selling mk powder on ebay, right?

Do you just suspend it in everclear and take orally? Can't you just snort the powder like cocaine

h-how does it work sempie

>>37487620
"Hey man you roid? I was thinking about starting and was wondering if you had any advice"

>>37487547

>this is what normies think adds up to 4500kcal.

>>37487644
I put it in pills because it tastes like ass hole. I realize most people can't do this so hence the ever clear recommendation

>>37487673
I'm retarded, never done this before. What do you do with the everclear once the MK is suspended in it? Just put it in a drink and hope that masks the taste?

>>37487684
You could do that or just squirt the everclear under your tongue and enjoy the burn. You need an oral syringe for dosing which can be acquired for free at any Walgreens or CVS if you ask the pharmacist.

>>37487728
Okay. Thank you for the quick replies.

>only 2 left in stock

You getting more in soon, yup? Hope you plan on becoming a reliable, long-standing source. Hard to find shit that isn't fake/underdosed.

>>37487753
Yes the ibutamoren will be back in stock at the end of June. Unfortunately I have no control over the factory that produces it.
I started this business because I was tired of getting fake shit myself. I have a lifting buddy who is a chemist that can test things in a mass spectrometer for me so we worked out a deal and hopefully things will keep growing.

You are limited to 8 weeks, excluding PCT.
What's your stack?

>>37487827
Test-p 50mg
Tren-a 75mg
adrol 50mg
ed 1-8

Something something blow up from within

>>37487668
3/4 jar pb ~2300
4 bananas ~400
3 slices bread ~300
lentils ~600
rice ~600

that's how I estimate it

Anyone ever get a CD or a Love Letter? I keep reading stories on the internet about people getting them for next to nothing. SWAT team bursts down the door and shoots their pets for a vial of tren and some DNP caps. I find it almost impossible to believe that a bunch of jackoff flatfoots have NOTHING better to do than arrest random people for misdemeanor possession but cops are assholes so who knows? It's so depressing. I just hope more and more measures pass that decriminalize personal drug use but we have a long way to go in this shithole of a country.

>>37487858

Must be very big slices of bread and huge bananas.

I keep forgetting americunt Pb is fatter though. My bad.

>>37487983
lmao, generally a slice of bread is 100-130cal, and a medium banana is ~100. There aren't insane numbers.

>>37484714
so THEORETICALLY lets say I gave my 15 year old younger brother enough for one cycle what would the side effects be?

would his growth plates close like with test?
and would they open back up if he stopped?

>>37487862
>cops
>not on gear themselves
Lol

>>37488008
Nigga 15??? Thats way too young in all honesty but do whatever you want just remember to post results

>>37487862
DNP isn't even an illegal substance. most people buy theirs off the clearnet.

>>37487862

They sometimes bust sellers. I've never heard of someone getting busted from buying online. One or two guys getting caught buying from cops they met at the gym, that's about it.

>>37488008
>would his growth plates close like with test?
no he would probably get taller, they use hgh to treat manletism
>and would they open back up if he stopped?
not how growth plates work

>>37488008
His growth plates would not close and he would grow. But my advice to your "brother" is to learn to be happy with his body and not mess with drugs until he is older. I didn't touch PEDs until I was 27. Made plenty of gains natty before that and you will actually have an appreciation for hard work if you go this route.

Man I look so dyel in my work polos
I need shorter sleeves

>>37486710
We have enough fuccbois

>>37488022
true, but I don't think they'd have any sympathy for a fellow user, in fact I don't think any cops know what sympathy is, they're all losers who peaked in high school

>>37488060
I'm think it depends on the state

>>37488093

Honestly it's probably because stealing happiness feels great. If the submarine force has taught me anything, it's that shitting all over someone's day makes yours less shitty. It's a transfer of shit. Being a cop is a shitty job so you have to ruin a lot of days to feel better.

>>37488051
yeah but the poor guy wants to get big so I thought this would be better instead of test

>>37488064
thanks

>>37488077
well my bro just wants to try it out to see what happens and I want to help him with this as he is my bro

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What would happen if I just took 250MG Test e E3D 12 weeks on 4 weeks off indefinitely while slow bulking?

Basically doing the safe/noob first time cycle over and over for minimum sides.

>>37488198
>that mydriasis

hnnnngg

>>37488206
I posted something /fraud/ would like to make up for a no doubt dumbass question

>>37488198
No point in coming off for 4 weeks. Just drop your dose if you want to do that. Do 125mg/week

who here homebrew master race?

>>37488250
So there's no reason to "reset" my natural test or "allows the extraneous testosterone to clear your body" ?

To be fair I said indefinitely, but by that I just meant a long time. A couple years. I don't want to collapse my natural test completely for life. Feel free to call me an idiot and correct me if I'm misunderstanding something I've read, I'm here to learn.

>>37488198
you would make gains for 12 weeks, lose gains for 4 weeks, repeat
>>37488376
your natty levels wont return in 4 weeks

>>37488198
I... I can't tell if my dick jumped because i want to be the guy or the girl

For how many months should I stop using if I can't use for a few months (basic training). Just end a normal blast with PCT and then off I go?

How dumb of an idea is a boring test cycle after you've been training only for 6 months (when you never want to compete or become big).

>>37487254
wait why not use cjc-1295? increases hgh way more than mk-677.

even though it's been refuted
>it sure is summer in here

>>37488603
Cjc is utter shit. It's an obsolete peptide. Nobody should be using it anymore.

>>37488625
Why's that?

"With a single injection, in human subjects, CJC-1295 increases plasma GH levels by 2- to 10-fold for 6 days or longer and plasma IGF-1 levels by 1.5- to 3-fold for 9 to 11 days."

That's fucking huge. I can't find anything as effective as that. What are the "non-obsolete" peptides, then?

>>37488668
Cause you don't want HGH bleeding but HGH spikes

>>37488603
MK scales pretty well with dose. I have seen a study where dogs were given 1 milligram per kilogram of body weight which resulted is a 126 percent increase in igf-1. That is more than double for those of you that can't into maths.
Cjc has to be injected multiple times a day and as far as cost goes I believe it is more expensive especially when considering you have to buy other things like needles. Not to mention it has to be refrigerated and other annoying things. MK is just easier to deal with in my opinion

>>37488668
Modgrf

>>37488699
Cjc-1295 w/ dac (even though cjc-1295 already actually refers to the "dac version", cjc w/o dac is actually mod grf). That has a long ass half life

>>37488694
Is there really any evidence that the "bleed" is something bad and/or worse than spikes?

>>37488730
Yes

>>37488730
Yes

>>37488776
>>37488780
Where?

>>37488814
there

>>37488814
Don't you love these fucks who come in all ignorant thend argue over their wrong views all day like they reinvented the wheel.

>>37488814
Google.
Datbtrue.

>>37488837
>Man lands on the moon.
It's new to them goddamnit

>>37488885
all I can find are that elevated hgh levels can slightly increase colorectal cancer risk

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>>37488837
But the 1992 men's health July edition clearly states my view is the right one and I refuse to believe modern science has evolved to produce better methods unless some one fucks me in the ass while spoon-feeding me the newest information......


Why the fuck can I do every possible diet and contest prep with no problems but my dedication and disciplined goes out the window when bulking..
Another 8k day of junk food god damit I hate myself

>>37488903
I'm the same way. I'll keep telling myself "it's ok I'm bulking"

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>>37488900
HGH will make everything grow including cancer. Don't take drugs if you have cancer, go to a doctor.

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>>37488921
It's a curse.. and I hate the bloat and I look fat and I got body dismorphia and I want to inject 1g tren to feel better.
H-hold me p-pleassss

Oh well I hope I can get a few extra kg muscle till my next contest in April

Had my 6th pin from my first cycle yesterday. Basic test e bulk 250mg e3d. Asin eod.

Been feeling really good. Depression and anxiety are at an all time low. Confidence is through the roof. This is the most self esteem I think I've ever had. Fuck me, this is awesome. Test is improving my quality of life dramatically.

>>37488936
I never said that. Just that it increases the risk of developing certain kinds of cancer. Basically negligible though.

Anyone have experience with synephrine? About to start a DNP PSMF cut and wanted something to help with appetite. Looks like a viable alternative to ephedrine, which is banned in Aus.

>>37488936
Or battle cancer with dnp.
At least get ripped while you die

>>37488946
Yes it should be legal

>"Something hormones legal for women something something" - Mast

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>>37484545
JESUS

>>37488944
My face always gets so round when I bulk I hate it.

Our lives are a permanent struggle not to eat everything

>>37484545
Damn I bet head from her would be god tier

>>37488966
doesnt do anything, apparently raises TDEE very slightly but doesnt affect mind at all
no energy and no appetite decrease

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I hate to sound like a pussy, but I think I've worn myself down a bit. Baggy eyes and kind of tired during the day.

I want to diet on 250mg DNP and lose about 1/3 to a 1/2lb daily. With a clean diet and exercise. No sugars or anything inflammatory. And no stims. After this, I'll return to a normal gaining diet/cycle without any harsh aas or stims.

GOT PRESCRIBED TRT
>(for reference, 300 ng/dL at age 23)
FIRST INJECTION TOMORROW

>>37489093
>Will the big deficit make me worse off, or should I go through with it?

>>37489093
I'm about in the 55-65% catagory.

>>37489093
If you feel run down I think you would be better off not poisoning yourself with TNT. I would just run test and HGH and you should feel a lot better

>>37489114
fl?

I asked this a few years ago and never got an answer. Any eurobros ever mess with aqualyx I believe it's called. It's an injectable spot fat loss drug. It is not approved for use in America but is legal in certain parts of Europe to my knowledge

>>37487862

I had plenty at my old address

I dont remember how many exactly but one time customs even told me they seized something they suspected of being a meth precursor lmao

I eventually figured the success rate of passing customs in aus, regardless of how they package it, is about 50%. You're basically banking on it being one of the packages that doesnt get inspected.

thats also a PSA for people: "stealth" methods are largely bullshit, good luck hiding vials and pills from xrays.

never been raided btw, it would be a waste of time for the police. They're only really interested in busting the big fish who are actually dealing.

My friend thinks he's gonna do better than me in his 500 test e cycle while I'm doing tren, kek

>>37489761
not entirely true, AFP have raided people on here
cyclefag got raided by the afp for a personal amount that got intercepted
he was slanging at the time so he must not have had anything at the time in his place
and they also took 5k cash and even gave it back to him

>>37489789

im pretty sure cyclefag was dealing

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You ever realize big ass beached whales get blown up with explosives. When fat people try to drop weight they take dnp.

Explosives solves anything fat related?

>>37489806
yeah
but he got busted for importing a personal amount of some ancillary
and if he was getting profiled for dealing they would have waited until he got a big pack to bust down his door
some anon got a knock on the door from afp for a few vials domestic recently, he even posted about it in sst
what I'm trying to say is police don't always consider it a waste of time and resources to bust a user

>>37489819
Are you a fan of DNP coach? I have never used it before personally. Seems too harsh for my tastes.
>>37489828
Sorry for you Aussie Bros. Cops in America are to busy controlling/shooting niggers to bust people for 2 vials of tren.

guys i have a visible bump from where i pinned yesterday. this has never happened before, but i have been getting really bad pip recently.

should i be worried of infection?

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Trens giving me tummy troubles
Should I enzyme up?
Already on peps n shit so why not

>>37489915
God bless America

>>37489918
Wait a day or 2, see if it's warm then/agitated

Probably subq, which is fine

>>37489941
what does it mean if it's just subq? does this mean i missed the muscle?

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>>37489941
>God bless America
Amen

When did this numale meme start? Been away from /fit/ for a month now it's fucking everywhere

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>>37489975
yeah, its in the fat
oil takes longer to get in the blood then, should feel a bump

but not an issue at all
I used to pin subq all the time on purpose

>>37489976
USA USA USA

Is there a reason one would take Proviron over Masteron in their cycle? Assume they aren't afraid of needles and assume they don't react poorly to either compound.

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>>37489915
No I feel shitty on it. I'd rather use ecy and do cardio.

>>37490030
What do you mean?
Are you talking about these poor saps that are somehow being poisoned by the west and have test scores of 300 at 23 years old and have become beta as fuck thanks to political correctness, single mothers, low T, and sjw bullshit?

>>37490068
>ecy
Do you mean eca? If so I am a big fan as well although I don't use aspirin due to digestive problems.

worth picking up some metformin for my cut?

>>37490106
>not knowing about the ecy stack
Probably better for your heart

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>>37490106
YOHIMBINE

>>37490091
>tfw barely avoided being a numale

>>37490156
>YOHIMBINE
I was just thinking that. Doesn't that stuff make your heart race like a mofo? I am not a fan of things that are gonna spike my BP and not really be worth the "sides"

>>37490050

because they're dumb

proviron does nothing.

literally nothing. It is absolutely useless

> Proviron is useless in promoting erythropoiesis (formation of red blood cell elements) and bone formation (a mixed effect of testosterone through the androgen receptor and estradiol receptor), both evidence of androgenic activity. Mesterolone (100 mg/d) is ineffective in raising hemoglobin and hematocrit levels significantly from baseline in individuals with hypogonadism. The study cites that Mesterolone did not increase serum testosterone (but also did not mention that there is a decrease). [Jockenhovel F, Vogel E, Reinhardt W, Reinwein D. Effects of various modes of androgen substitution therapy on erythropoiesis. Eur J Med Res 1997;2:293-8.]

you read that right, 100mg ed and it does nothing of note. Its not even suppressive at that dose, which isnt a good thing, its an indication of how weak it is.

let me be clear, proviron is nothing but a waste of money. Notice how the people who swear by it are often running a multitude of other compounds and could not possibly know what is doing what.

>>37490178
yeah thats generally one of the sides
doesnt effect my bp that much

just trachardia a few hours later maybe

>>37490211
Well my favorite stack is 100mg caffeine 25mg ephedrine 30mg DMAA and two big glasses of water. Nothing better for cardio or pre-workout in my opinion. I might try yohimbine as well in there now but I doubt I will be impressed.

>>37489828
Cycle wasn't a producer though, just a middle-man, basically just drop-shipped everything he "sold" from the original sources at a mark-up. He never kept any product on hand.

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>>37490231
think its more used as a beta blocker than a stim so it wont be equal to dmaa lol

also has to be fasted cardio with yoh

but I like it
(although I'm also obese, so)

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>>37490211
>Tachycardia
Pic related.
I think I am probably good on the yohimbine.

>>37490034
>yeah, its in the fat
>oil takes longer to get in the blood then, should feel a bump
>but not an issue at all
>I used to pin subq all the time on purpose
that makes a lot of sense. my ass is getting fat.

>>37490251
This.
Dude was a dick too. Knowingly sold me bunk asin and then refused to do anything about it. Shit gave me gyno that I still have to deal with today.
Had an army of shills that would tell you to fuck off if you ever had anything bad to say about him when really he was just overcharging anons for not knowing emails of direct suppliers.

>>37490328
Yeh but his deadlift was stronk, so he good.

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>>37489915
>>37490068
>dnp
>ecy + liss

>>37490231

>>37490179

interesting

even for shbg-blunting effects with minimal compounds?

pretty much the only thing I'd considered proviron to be even a little viable for, if you can't or won't run mast instead

>>37490211
>>37490231

start at .5mg/kg and work up to 1mg/kg or whatever middling dosage you can stand

wake up, dose yohimbine with some water, ~30mins to take effect, then 1hr of liss

wait 2.5-3hr after dosing (so in that scenario, 1-1.5hr after you're done cardio) to eat

dose normal ec or w/e like 30mins before you eat to avoid that synergistic tachycardia between eph and yoh, but enough of a lead time to keep your hunger down when you eat

it's used for cutting in conjunction with a fasted state, not preworkout

>>37490365
>even for shbg-blunting effects with minimal compounds?

as in lowering or increasing SHBG?

If the former, every androgen worth a damn already annihilates SHBG

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2723028

to be honest, I'm not sure if thats a good thing in the long term either. I'd like to know more about the purposes of SHBG but the literature on it is barebones and almost all of it is to do with its role in pathology like diabetes or PCOS

I do know thyroid can increase SHBG if anyone wanted it for that purpose.

>>37490365
>dose normal ec or w/e like 30mins before you eat to avoid that synergistic tachycardia between eph and yoh
So I like to wakeup, do 2 shaker cups of water with cycle support, 100mg caffeine 25 ephedrine 30mg DMAA and assorted vitamins. I poop and stretch and chill for about 30 minutes and then do my cardio.
So with that in mind I should NOT add yohimbine in unless I wanna zyzz mode?

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what's been happening guys?
Someone tl;dr the thread for me?

Chest and shoulders still hurt from yesterday's workout
Even rear delts hurt, first time ever, guess I did something right

>>37490282
shudduop
think youre so smart

>>37490305
THICC

>>37490445
im

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>>37490445
Grow manbeard Pls. The manlet army needs YOU.

>>37490463
Not sure if Jerry, or just jm using a disguise trip

>>37490469
I need to run tren to grow a thick beard :^(

>>37490477
>I need to run tren right now because it's the GOAT steroid.
I know that feel breh. Just waiting to get to the Dr to verify bloods and then I am hopping back on the juice of the gods for the first time in 9 months. I cannot wait!

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>>37490433

lowering, theoretically with the end result being more free t

then again the only time I'd want to really run high-ish test and even try to do that kind of mini-maxing, it'd be with gh and low/moderate doses of tren and mast as well so at least for me the whole thought exercise is moot

>>37490439
>cycle support

oh jesus

>So with that in mind I should NOT add yohimbine in unless I wanna zyzz mode?

yes, yohimbine hcl and ephedrine potentiate each other to the point of elevating resting heart rates into tachycardic ranges

>>37490469

jesus christ I love that and the one before it when they're eating

>>37490514
>cycle support
>oh jesus
Hey it was half off via Marc Lobliner. Normally I would buy the ingredients I wanted separately myself but I can't pass up a good deal.

>>37490509
Tren is easily my favourite feeling
Nothing is as god as living life on a tren high

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>tfw natty

Goodbye glycogen, you will be missed.

>>37490583
Why natty hermano?

>>37488581
can I get a (You)

>>37490554
>Tren is easily my favourite feeling
>Nothing is as god as living life on a tren high
Personally I love the way people react to me. I'm not a fan of bioscience for the most part but I swear people can smell the alpha on you. It's a fun feeling. Reminds me of being 15 with raging hormones in a way too.

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>>37490552

I hope you can feel how hard I'm judging you right now

>>37490660

really fucking dumb

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>>37490091
Yes. Specifically when did it become a /fit/ meme to make numale references/ use it as an insult

>>37490683
>hope you can feel how hard I'm judging you right now
Tswiftshakeitoff.mp3

>>37490684
>Yes. Specifically when did it become a /fit/ meme to make numale references/ use it as an insult
I honestly thought you were trolling. I don't have any idea when it started. I am generally too busy to spend any time on actual /fit/ outside of /fraud/ ESPECIALLY during summer.

>>37490684

its just the evolution of "beta male" as it has fallen out of flavor as the whole hubub around pua shit has died down. It was "skinnyfat" before that

Before it internet was around/popular you called someone a geek, a nerd or a dork.

>>37490618
Need to put a bun in the oven, I've been on for 2 years so I'm fine with taking a break anyway.

>>37490722
>Need to put a bun in the oven
Respect. I am an oldfag for sure and this is pretty much my next life goal.
Why didn't you just stay on trt dose and blast hcg?

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>fully torqued playing idolm@s
>roomates gf walks in
>completely lose it

I cant maintain erections around real women


>>37490477
B O S
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>>37490660
dumb

>>37490722
hcg?

>>37490722
H C G
C
G

>>37490774
You piss me off Jerry, no offense. You remind me of myself when I was younger. Maybe I will help you find a real wife.

>>37490762
>>37490774
>>37490837

Of course I'm on HCG m8s, It's psychologically good for me to be off for a while too, plus my cholesterol has crept up lately.

>>37490841
>You piss me off Jerry, no offense.
>getting upset over our resident dakiluvr69's humble lifestyle and not mast

mark it on the calendar

>Maybe I will help you find a real wife.
kek, he's like 14 anyway let him be

>>37490879
Both my BP and cholesterol are disgustingly bad
So I remedy it with 2.5g test and 150 drol kek

>>37490918
>kek, he's like 14 anyway let him be
He claims to be 25 and if so he is a MAN and he may be a LOST BOY but it's time to be a man. Are you pickin up what I'm puttin down?

>>37487983
Dude, wanna see a huge banana?

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>>37490947
>He claims to be 25
doubt

even if that's true, he's still young as fuck and should really be worrying about his fledgling career rather than fucking aroudn with relationships, let alone fathering a son

but that's just like, my opinion, man

>>37490947
Your posting style is horrendous
I can't put my finger on it but something about the way you type makes me wanna take a potato peeler to my knuckles

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>>37490841
younger?
fucking chad

>>37490983
no I am

he doesnt get it
he's a fucking chad shill normie

>>37490879
>It's psychologically good for me to be off for a while too, plus my cholesterol has crept up lately.
I agree with the breaks for mental reasons. It makes me take a step back and take it easy which I think has ultimately led to tendon longevity and greater mobility rather than pushing myself all the time.

>>37490988
>Your posting style is horrendous
Am I gonna make it brah?

jerry is an ironic shitposter right?

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>>37491014
Starting my 3rd cycle this week
Trying to gain as much upper body mass as possible
Legs are big enough from 2 years of SS
Was thinking PPLPPLx, opinions?
Any other routine suggestion?

>>37491036
You sell drugs and use roids so most likely.

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>>37491049

jerry's a real og

>>37491036
>Am I gonna make it brah?
not unless you father at least 2 children and remain happily married/together with their biological mother for at least 30 years, lest you become the unwanted father in a broken family

got it?

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>>37491085
Trill OG

>>37491065
Sorry breh. I do mainly 5-3-1 (inb4notknwinghow2doaccessorywrk) or other power lifting routines. My journey into lifting started with pure strength goals and I only focused on aesthetics later in life but I look good just via power lifting for the most part. Never done a bodybuilding routine in my life to be honest.
Pic related is my waifu Matty. Pure strength baby.

I really am a vindictive cunt. It's fun and therapeutic. I'm so relaxed now, it's amazing. Like I'm on drugs, but I'm not.

I think I found a new hobby.

>>37491138
Aren't you like 27 coach? When you gonna settle down and have coachlets with a high test Mexican?

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>>37491146
Pic didn't upload for some reason.

>>37491153
WhatUdu?

>>37491168

>forehead 1/5 inch too big.
>wnb

>>37491014
Conditioning/joint support is definitely key. A lot of guys would do well to run an adaptation/flexibility/conditioning blast alternating with the strength/mass blast.

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>>37491153
>I really am a vindictive cunt.
Is it because of the grills?
>>37491191
>orehead 1/5 inch too big.
>wnb
Blasphemy!
>>37491201
>A lot of guys would do well to run an adaptation/flexibility/conditioning blast alternating with the strength/mass blast.
Bingo! To all you shitlords out there if you wanna be Arnold someday you gotta take care of your body!

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>>37491157
Not that old yet senpai. Not even mid 20s yet. Settling down is the next thing on my list though. Just need a high shredz qt who isn't bat shit insane.

>>37491175
>>37491175

Got thrown out of a bar for doing drugs, yet it was the night I actually didn't do any. Well, I had modafinil. Which I get alongsides benzos and Ritalin from my psych.

Owner is a coke fiend, they tend to stay until well after closing to party which isn't allowed here.

They were caught last week and got a warning. They were at it again today.

And the owner's best friend didn't know and asked me to come and party with them today.

It was as easy as walking up to the police and asking them if it was normal that said bar was still open.

I know they're not allowed to be open for 6 months now if they DIDN'T find drugs because it would be the third time they get caught. If they did... They're closing.

I'm fine with both.

Oh and I believe a 5000-10.000€ fine as well.

If it's 6 months they'll likely lose most regulars regardless. And if they're closing I reckon I could talk my dad or uncle into buying it and getting their license reinstated.

>>37491297

Huh, that'd be fun desu. Own a bar, screw around, while I'm a student.

This may have more upsides than just eye for an eye.

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>>37491275
>who isn't bat shit insane
ahahahahaha
>>37491297
>And if they're closing I reckon I could talk my dad or uncle into buying it and getting their license reinstated.
Capitalism baby!