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>>37480758
I don't want to

I don't have time

I lost my arms, legs and cock in 'nam

I don't want to get to big.

I haven't eaten much food the last few days, so at this point I'd just hurt myself doing it.

I'll do it later

My knees hurt

I'm tired.

>>37480758
>"Im good where im at for a year"
This is after half a year of working out. Poor guy is going to get fat sooner than a year.

>>37480758
too tired

Don't wanna lose mah curves

>>37480758
I love myself and I don't need to be beautiful to have value and society needs to change its standard of beauty not me and you can be fat and healthy and fatness isn't an indicator of health

I talk about it online enough that I don't need to.

Only dogs go for bones anyway

Muh weak joints

Finals are next week and I want to keep my scholarship

>>37480758
>I don't have time
>I can't afford gym
>I don't want big muscle
>I have knee/shoulder/spine issues

>Lifting iron and putting it back on the ground won't fix my autism

life is inherently meaningless and we are all just wasting our time with distractions of our impending mortality

>>37480810
thos

My back is a little bit sore today don't want to risk an injury

my 36 hour working week and nightly netflix/ice cream eating sessions prevent me from making time to lift

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>>37480758
Too busy, intelligent, and nihilistic.

I'm paraplegic

>>37480758
>I like spending time with my friends more than spending time at the gym.
>I actually like myself.

>>37480758
>my body is prefect as it is
t. fat ass fatass

>>37480966
Well, that's actually a good reason. If you half-ass it and want to eat ice cream and other junk food all day, you might as well not go to the gym at all. Those are the kinds of people who'd do 20minutes cardio then reward themselves with a fucking cake. The gym would just make these people fatter.

Sore throat

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>>37480758
>thanks i'd prefer to have real muscles

>>37481145
Wait whut? How is making gains in the gym different from getting muscular in general? Shit makes no sense.

> I'm sick and I don't want to get everyone else in the gym sick

>>37480774
biggest one tbph

it enables them to signal how much of a "hard worker" they are while also allowing them to maintain a victim complex ("I work so much harder than other people who have time to go to the gym, but I'm still not successful, life's so unfair"). in reality they're just at home browsing Facebook and masturbating

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>>37480910

>life is inherently meaningless and we are all just wasting our time with distractions of our impending mortality

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>>37481154
>bodybuilding isn't real exercise anon, look at [some elite athlete], he doesn't need to pump iron and eat steroids

>I dont want to look like a bodybuilder, they look gross

>women dont even like that buff look

>lifting is just for your ego

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>>37481183
Let me correct that

>>37480780

shut up grandpa and start lifting you faggot!!!

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Lifting heavy things and putting them again on the floor repeatedly is a waste of time

>>37480758
I'm dead on the inside.

>>37480774
>don't have time

>has time to play videogames all day and binge watch tv shows

>i dont have time because im going out with bitches

fuck you gym buddy!

>>37480774
The biggest one.

also
>its a waste of time
>dont want to get too bulky

I'm hospitalized.

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>>37481270
That's not an excuse.

I have a gf

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>>37480758
>because i'm better than those muscle headed morons down at the douchehouse as i call the gym

its raining

>>37480758
I dont want to leave humanity behind

>>37480758
"But I'm a girl"

My knee is aching

>>37480809
The number of fat girls I know who say they won't lose weight because they like their boobs...
Sorry ladies, a fit girl with a flat chest will always be sexier than a fat girl with perfect tits

>no, not atm. I injured my...
aaaand I stopped listening. I'm a bad friend

>>37481183
That fedora is going to do a great job of getting him out of the gene pool

I used this shite yesterday to get out of extra reps at home, "honey, this show is too funny for me to stay keep my form".

>>37480758
>We are living in 21.st century, physical power isn't needed anymore.

The people i hate most.

Because I am ugly. Why lift when it's all about the face?

It's too warm

That was me yesterday :( I'm not gonna make it bruhs

>>37480810
i have never heard anyone say this. honestly if someone does, i will ignore their existance.

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>>37480780

>>37481664
Jesus Christ man look at the quads on him.
Great job Terry.

>>37482132
>an attractive physical appearance isn't needed anymore

>>37480758
Not really related to the OP, but I always find it extremely frustrating when people say things like
>yeah, my legs are already pretty big, so I'm not gonna work them out, just wanna have some biceps and chest, you know?
Their legs are obviously never big. My friend who used to say that started squatting and he can't even do 1 pl8.

Skipped the gym on Monday because I had a panic attack. Didn't make it up on Tuesday because it literally felt good to remind myself I'm in control of my schedule and I am not literally forced into doing anything I don't want to in the moment. However, I went today and did Monday's exercises and today's exercises. My mind is fucking weird, man, even lifting gives me anxiety sometimes.

>All my workout clothes are currently in the washing machine

Me rn

>>37482260

A panic attack might be a good reason to skip out on a session, some anxiety won't stop me and it shouldn't stop you however

I find that I am less anxious ever since I started

>>37481664
woah i didn't know about this. that's badass

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Nah, Im gonna eat food soon.

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Its too cold

I actually used this yesterday
>mfw

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>>37480890
It wont???

>>37482120
yeah, the fedora

>>37481177
This and the whole "I need a PT and personal chef". I thought it was just a meme until I saw so many people actually saying that.

>>37480774
there's only a small % of people who can say that and it not be bullshit

>>37482370
how cold was it

>>37482049
>its raining

I almost used this today

>>37480758
bark woof woof

>>37481255
>My children cannot grow up in a world without National Socialism.
This is an excuse for not working out thread, not an excuse for being a manlet thread.

I literally do not have time.

>work 45 to 50 hours a week
>taking 17 units in college
>only get about 3 hours of sleep a night already

>>37482921
You forgot
>shitpost on 4chan 14 hours a week
>browse facebook 7 hours a week
>watch shitty tv shows 10 hours a week

my wifes son does it for me

>>37480758

i dont want to get too big

>I enjoy Humanity

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>>37480910

>>37482178
Jesus Christ.

>>37480758
The internet went out and I didn't get to code all day so I can get back on my feet and not fail all my classes again
Especially since I only text two people and my only source for positive re inforcement in a bunch of weebos on a /fit/ borard
Still going to work out though.

I would rather die than not make it.

>>37480758
You dont need to be fit o pick up girls, you just need self-confidence

>>37480758
because i'm too busy TRAINING instead...

>>37480774
i'm fucking going to the gym during my exams, fuck that excuse so much.

>>37480758
I have a very jealous wife

>>37480780
>I lost my arms, legs and cock in 'nam
Chippenham

https://www.buzzfeed.com/joannaborns/garbage-person?bffbmain&utm_term=.ch6G7An01b#.blWnvRL9mO

Fat Buzzfeed bitch tries to be a functioning person for a week, decides its too hard.

>>37485836
falls under the excuse of just plain apathy and "accepting that I can only do so much/i don't have enough time"

>>37482098
hell no, unless the fit girl gets implants

>>37480890
It'll sure occupy it, though.

>>37480758
My dick looks like a third leg and it scare people

>>37481311

>your

"lifting isn't good for you"

where the fuck do they read this shit?

>>37485939
i tried to use a fleshlight today and i didnt fit into the fucking thing

>>37481242

>current year

>implying that all athletes takes steroids to some extent

>>37480780
Guy who goes to my gym lost both his legs in 'nam still swims for an hour everyday

>>37484930
Wow school must be hard. Try having a kid, go to school 12 hours a week and working 58+ hours a week and still hit the gym. Exams are nothing.

>>37482178
>no more elbow tendinitis

I would rather play at the park or go for a walk with my kids.

And I can't be bothered.

>these are my actual excuses

>>37482491
aerobic exercise (even if it's only lots and lots of walking) would be more likely to help in my opinion.

>>37482921
>3 hours of sleep a night
this is seriously endangering your mental health in the long-term, sleep deprivation is not something to mess around with - you could end up being unable to hold down any kind of work.

>>37480758
Gyms trigger me.

>>37482893
shit what is the mutt doing in the gym

>>37482204
*quad

singular. There's only one

"I'm straight."

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>>37480910

>>37486900

tfw your your claim to fame is your suicide note

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>>37486718
>college student who has never experienced real life
Shit man I'd love to be a full time student.

I'll start tomorrow.

>>37486718
>having a kid before you're out of school
Must be tough being a retard who can't make good decisions.

>>37481664

>Falling for the Terry Fox meme

>>37485836
>has a leftover taco or whatever the fuck on day 5
If she was really following her fucking diet, that thing should be rancid from sitting in the fridge for over 5 days. Fucking pig couldn't stop stuffing her face throughout the week though.

>>37486740
>kids
>making it
Choose wisely

>>37486718
> having a kid while you're in school

why would you shoot yourself in the foot like that? don't blame others for making stupid decisions.

>>37481145
What kind of animal is it? It looks like it could teach you karate, secret meaning of life and shit.

no u

>>37480758
>i want to do body weight before lifting weights.
>Never does body weight exercise

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>>37480780

>>37482178
Okay, that dude.... actually does have many reasonable excuses.

I don't have fat to turn into muscle

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gym's closed for renovations

>tfw this is actually true

>>37485836
>getting to work on time is hard
>cooking a meal every day is hard
>basic hygiene is hard
And the most stupid part
>I was so tired!
Bitch nigga I can tell from the way you dress that you work an office or basic retail job, and your boss doesn't care about frequent lateness. You wouldn't know hard work and exhaustion if it hit you in the face.