How do I get cranium gains?

fuck i hate this. My head is flat in the back, and always got shit for it. Can't cut my hair short or people will notice easy,got to have it long and just makes it all worse. and I'm a 5'6 manlet....why lord why

>>37477661
My head is the shape of an acorn... but atleast with age my shit slimmed up sum... or i gained fat in my cranium or somthing dunno , use to be a skelly

>>37477661
your parents laid you on your back when you were a baby and let you sleep like that

Lol

Wouldn't surprise me if your father did that on purpose for fucking over his life

>>37477661
>>37477695
my head is literally the shape of earthworm jim, I have no jaw. And I don't have beard growth to hide it

just end my suffering already

>>37477541

At least you don't have a 27 inch cranium.

>I should have skipped head day

>>37477704
Does that really happen to babies?

>>37477781
Yeah, their skull is still very moldable for the first month or 3

So if you ever have kids, watch it.

"Do you know what I like more than a private jet full of sexy women?"

>These books.


Giving that guy yur money will get you cranium gains.

Lmao white people. Thank non white God your race is getting bred out of existence

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>>37478210

k den

>>37478231