>things you can say at the gym, but not in bed..

Wow OP, literally nothing. Great thread.

Heavier = Better

>ain't nothin but a peanut baby
>can I work in with you?
>nah, you don't need to wipe that down
>you finished with that? then put it back where you found it

>>37476862
>I like it heavy!
>Don't bounce, bitch
>Don't help, I got it
>Don't arch your back so much

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>lightweight, baby!

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>>37476862
i cant lift this

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SHOOP HA

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>>37476862
>Hey you little orange dream pop, mind if I work in on those ham blasters you're smashing out?
>Sorry kids, heavy grundle-grunts should only be done with parental supervision!
>Can you clean this melted ice cream off my back? My figgles are all tiddly.

>>37476862
>TOO EASY

>Mind if I work in with you?

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Lightweight, baby.
Get it.
Because my girlfriend is fat and I settled.

>>37477175
apologize >>37477143

>We're all gonna make it.

No homo.

>>37476862
>I need a 3-5 minute rest after every 5 reps babe

Can I work in?

>>37476862

cute butt, big guy

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I can overhead press 135lbs
>"Really? Do it to me! I'm about that weight!"
>she's a landwhale

>>37476862
Stay out of my sight manlet.
Because I have no mirror in my bedroom.

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I'm the biggest guy in here!

>hey, how're you doing man?
>what are you working on today?

Hey bud I'm going for a PR over here. Mind giving me a spot?

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>Whew, that one was a killer! Now to finish up with some dead lifts and skull crushers.

>>37477213
You are not even funny, manlet.

>I can't lift this weight up

>I always put everything back after I finish my workout

>you should drop 20lbs

>mind sharing your protein shake, bro? I got rid of my shaker the other day and I didn't think about how I'd get my protein in.

>>37476862
Can I work in with you?

>>37477316
Fuckin good

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There sure is a lot of sweaty men in here

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>I'm loving this stair master. It's taking my breath away.

>>37476862

>Why's your dick hard, bro?

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>i take 5 scoops
>you almost done with that?
>I'm repping to failure
>nah I can't eat that, it doesn't fit my macros
>you're glutes are getting striations bro

"lower, faggot"

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>>37476862
>I usually jerk after I clean

>That receptionist by the door is kind of cute.

>>37477361
>can't

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>>37477385
KEK

>>37477224
Underrated

>Mate, make sure to wipe that shit down when you're done cause I'm gonna have a go now and I don't want your sweat all over me.

>>37477224
LEL

Stop looking at my dick, bro :3

Hate doing this cardio bullshit all the time. Fucking boring AS FUCK

I'm not the only one here.

>>37476862
Let's go another round

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>>37478061
Busy tonight

*puts ear buds on*

Not exactly something you say but if you're fucking to >SOON I'LL BE SIXTY YEARS OLD
You're probably not fucking someone hot

>I can go deeper

>>37478061
H-homegym masterrace

One more Jeff your almost there bro

>yo bro you still using that?

I hat waiting for those old Mexican ladies to finish so I can get on

I have a lot of experience

>>37476862
AINT NUTTIN BUT A PEANUT

>>37476862

I HAVE A BIG DICK

I've seen better snatches from crossfitters

THIS THREAD IS FUCKING GARBAGE

58 replies
44 different posters

and none of you are anywhere near funny

> natty lickeraoo

>>37479988
Where can yo see how many posters a thread has?

I'M NOT DONE YET

Look at that retard doing hip thrusts.
Rack your weights when you're finished.
How much longer are you gonna be?

>>37480001
Newfag

What's your stack?
Wow, your form is all fucked up.
Put your collar on.

>>37476862
these monthly dues seems a little high

>>37476862
i'm waiting for that other guy to finish

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This place gives me satisfaction

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>>37476862

agayun
just exactly like that

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I've never seen a snatch that heavy before.

Pull sumo

I love the burn!

>>37477211
kek'd

>>37477385
kek

>>37477175
Leave

>>37479924
Double-o-kek

>>37476862
>Deeper, faggot

FUCK, that was heavy!
It's all you, bro!
Have a good workout!

>>37477224
>>37477316
>>37477386
>>37478061
>>37478147
bery nice!! !

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>>37477256
jesus

>Push day was yesterday, today I'm just gonna pull.

>>37480419

thats so good

>I am at the gym right now

>>37476862
the heavier the better

time to deload, baby.

>>37477256
Nice.
>Porkies face just makes it.

>>37476862

>Are you done yet?

>>37477038
Nice

>>37480655

underr8ed

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I think we'll need another person for safety.
You forgot to put clamps on
I hate the 30 min time limit
Let's not incorporate any machines

Oh, come on now, did the membership cost go up again?

Hey there, Jack, haven't seen you here for a while now.

>>37477224
perfect

Make sure you hold your breath as you're going down.

>>37477189
underrated

>>37476862
I wish my gymbro was here

>It's my first time trying this but my bros showed me how to do it.

I didn't want to lift so heavy today but I came here

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I often come with other people

>>37482194
>Let's not incorporate any machines
ayy

>let's bang the receptionist

I love you

>>37476862
>hqdefault.jpg

kek

>Make sure you squat all the down. Break parallel

>>37476862
ONE MOOOOOORE

>do you know why they call em deadlifts?
>don't touch it unless I'm dying
>I want you to drop your dick in between your knees
>don't forget to chalk up

This thread is reddit

>>37486201
Calling shit Reddit just because you don't like it is Reddit.