Hey anon, live a little & drink with us

>>37469729
No, shoo filthy gains goblins.

>>37469729
ok do you have any scotch

>diet and lift consistently 29 days a month

once a month party and get drunk as fuck

count me in

>>37469729
Sure
I only need to drink a couple to feel good since I don't drink except about once a month. Calculated to fit my macros, no significant loss of gains.

>drinking the liquid jew

>>37469764
anon, they're drinking alcohol, not milk

>>37469750
Same. "No but we have this! It's Vodka and Hawaiian Punch! It's a mixed drink LOL!"

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>>37469777
Never EVER say something bad about milk again.

>>37469729
Is that a pull-up bar under left girl's sexy armpit? Problem solved. Gains, girls, and get to have my beer too.

>>37469794
milk blows

>No thanks guys. I'm a recovering alcoholic.

>>37469808
Your mom blows

If you're not out drinking with sluts then why are you even lifting?

>>37469821
my mom's dead

>>37469831
Ok

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>>37469794

only drink goat milk

>>37469763
>>37469749
>>37469760

>autism

>>37469838
will you be my new mom

>>37469729
>Haha I totally would, but like your friend
>(looks at girl in green)
>Im a DD
>Gotta get my drunk buddies home in one piece, ya hear?

>>37469808
DELETE THIS
NOW

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>>37469729

>>37469750
>Hehe I only drink intoxicating beverages with signiature taste hehe. Every lady has her scent and every man has his scotch hehe
>Tips trilby

You are autism.

>>37469729
Only with the girl on the right. The one in the middle can join if she gives amazing blowjobs otherwise just the one on the right.

>>37470028
nah i just think it tastes good but okay

enjoy whatever you drink, anon. I won't judge you for it. I love you.

>>37470028
>having a preference is now autistic

christ

>>37470048
Goddammit anon, why won't you let me hate you

>>37470048
Asking for a sctotch like you're a big boy is pretty autistic

just take a fucking drink weirdo

>>37469729

>3, 1, 2

Gibe whiskey pls

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>>37470056
>Trilbys are just my preference of headwear anon hehe. You might not understand with your diminished apelike intellect hehe, but I am a man of superior tastes hehe

I'm already drinking you ugly bitch

>>37470065
This guy gets it.

>>37470097
If someone asked if you wanted a hat and you had a preference of hat type it isn't autismo

>>37470109
It is if you choose the trilby mane. Sorry you had to find out this way.

>>37470135
Trilby is a shit choice, but scotch is a perfectly normal drink that is socially acceptable. Now if you try to order a martini with specific instructions on stirring then yes you are austim

>>37470056
It's autistic if you're at a party where girls are drinking out of cups so it's probably punch and they ask if you want a drink and say only if it's scotch. Like fuck do u honestly think those girls at a house party are going to have scotch. If you are that much of a fag bring your own bottle of scotch

>>37470208
He didn't say only if you have scotch, he hypothetically asked if they had it. I know girls who like gin and ask if it's at parties but they don't scoff and throw a tantrum if it's just vodka/beer.

>>37469729
how much must one lift to achieve gf on right?

also, how old are they?

>>37470235
>girls

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>>37470028
>caring if someone wants scotch over vodka

>>37469764
Tap water?

>>37470235
Then yeah that's fine. Saying yea ill drink, u got scotch? Normal question

No thanks babes, not tonight for me. I'll be here in the morning for you, I'm going to make you eat a bowl of eggs.

>>37470260
>Meta-analysing behaviour on a Pomeiian kitten-breeding forum

>>37470021
What show is this?

>>37470338
>implying you dont know the greatest cartoon show ever

You must have a curfew that your mommy and daddy dont let you watch the telly at nighty night.

>>37470338
Aqua Teen HungerForce. You can see it on Adultswim if you have cable. Otherwise just search it on youtube.

>>37470338
to catch a predator

>>37469729

It's amazing how these girls were once sweet little girls. They were daughters.

But then at one point, something changed. They spread their legs and pussy lips wide open for a stranger's throbbing hard veiny cock. letting them fill their chasm with hot gooey man seed.

They also let many men penetrate their anus and ejaculate on their faces.

What a world we live in.

>>37469729
Why dont we do some cocaine and mdma instead?

>>37470413
Its just natural bro, how the fuck do you think you got here? There are only two kind of women out there, the ones who fuck and the ones who fly.

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>drinking with 3DPD

nah I'm good

>>37470440
This man knows how to get his dick sucked.

>>37469729
>green has the best tits
>even with that dumb expression, she still has the best face

How can the other 2 even hope to compete?

>>37470413
Well sex usually derives from positive feelings. You dont get to lay a girl by being a frowny negative person who doesnt connect well. The parents probably set them up in such a way that they get addicted to positive feelings, to people sweettalking them into laying them.

What the parents should have done is to emotionally harm them in such a way, that they are emotionally stunted. Is your little girl sweet and nice? Thats no good, smash a rat, or some other larger animal infront of her, give her a trauma that she would carry with her for her whole life.

That would probably ensure that when she grows up, she doesnt connect too well with too many males. Thus she wont turn into a slut.

>>37469750
See and you could play something really cool off this.
>"Nah bruh we don't have scotch lol we got beer tho"
>"Oh cool, what kind of beer?"
>"Miller and bud light"
>"Let me go out to my car real quick"
>come back with box of cigars and nice tasty scotch
>*tips*

>>37470475
that would be yellow my friend

>>37470541
I bet that ass looks amazing in yoga pants

>>37469831
YOUR MUM SUCKS COCKS IN HELLLLL

>>37469729
SHOO SHOO

But for real, I had my fun. I'm sick of hangovers. I'll have a drink or two, but I don't get plastered anymore. It needs to be one helluva occasion for me to get drunk (wedding/bachelor party/old friend coming into town/promotion/etc.)

It's all about moderation. Hell, even when I do get plastered (once or twice a year), I've found that I really don't have any hangovers. If I do, they aren't bad.

>>37470531
>Sits in car and searches 4chan.org on phone
>Starts thread asking for advice on fit

>>37470493
Or don't be a father that controls every aspect of her life, ensuring that she will depend on men for all things in the future? Tell her that her opinions are valid, that she can do things on her own, and that you're proud of the things she does?

Men measure themselves by their ability to get girls.
Dumb girls measure themselves by their ability to get guys.
Smart girls know that every guy wants to sleep with them anyways, so they can literally choose how things play out and can be in control every step of the way.


Seriously. Slutty girls are impressed with the fact that a guy literally has a male body and a penis. Normal girls realize every guy is more or less the same, and that their primal urges are borderline retarded.

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>>37470541
>this is considered yellow in America

>>37470208
Jesus Christ, dude. If you've gone to the party just let it die already. You're already not making healthy choices by drinking, and drinking punch is at worst marginally worse.

>>37470598
Normal girl vibes>Slutty vibes

>>37470493

>Being this n00b at psychology

This will make her search for those "sweet" feelings even more because she had a need she couldnt completely fill. That will make her bond to guys which treat her like shit and smash her feelings, making her search for that but not finding it ,thus searching again and again, spreading legs again and again.

a.k.a daddy issues.

Being a bad parent is what actually makes insecure sluts who search for attention (which they never had, therefore even if they dont get it, they feel like protected little kids).

>>37469750
*tips fedora*

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>>37469729
All barely pre-fat and would have rolls of their hands weren't in the air

> Honestly would not drink with

>>37470598
Intraresting idea. But perhaps if you tell her that she is independant and useful, she will turn into an sjw type dumb broad instead. Being not useful at all for any husband.

I think that trauma based is still leaps ahead of this. If a person cannot function well socially, it will basically make her a tougher nut to crack. Only a clever man could get through her bullshit to get to her heart.

Perhaps you could also subtly try to associate all the positive feelings that lead up to sex, with a Pavlovian response. Though of course you get cant too far, but some of the social things can be sabotaged. Like physical contact.

When she tries to hug you or something like that, get a taser and tase her. Or if she tries to hug someone else? Put a makeshift taser inside of her clothing and tase her remotely.

But only do that once in a while, so that her risk calculation tells her not to needlessly hug. Chances are that if you start at a young age she wont be able to tell anyhow that you are messing with her. And she will take those ways on how to act with her through her whole life.

and you could extend it to eye contact with boys, to talking with boys and more.

>>37470701
You suck at psychology, are you even out of highschool?

>have a drink with them
>make unsolicited eye contact with one girl
>thrown into jail with Tyrone for 15 years

No thanks.

>>37470743
You suck at not sucking dick, are you even out of homosex?

>>37470493
As a guy that almost exclusively attracts girls with daddy issues this is hilarious

>>37470754
OHOOOHH GOTTEEEEEEM M8 FUGGIN REKT 100

>>37470338
this is a >18 website, kid, leave

>>37470701
Oh, I see. You're joking.


Literally the only way is to be a bomb-ass Dad so that she uses you as a measuring-stick for all other guys in her life.

You can't really help if your daughter enjoys sex though. They are going to like men, and men are physically stronger, supposed to be breadwinners, etc., so there is always the risk that they'll undervalue themselves and put some dude on a pedestal. If the guy is a loser, it can be cringe-inducingly embarrassing for you as a father to witness, but it's really just nature.

That's not really a big deal. If the worst case is your daughter dates a guy who you don't totally approve of (in a committed relationship no less), then you've done pretty okay. It's when they start acting like every guy they encounter is worth a fuck where you have a problem - that's what I mean, dumb girls will be enamoured with a guy just because he is... a guy. Whereas your smart, well-loved daughter would realize that most guys actually suck, and that she can set the bar as high as she wants.
This is all barring you are not ugly and have good genes. If you have an ugly daughter, she will fuck a gaggle of laughable losers and it will be your own damn fault.

>>37469826
facts

>>37470824
You are quite a spoiler of fun anon, who needs sensibilities when you can smash animals with hammers or use tasers to change behavior.

I bet nobody even tried to do what I said.

>>37469729
Sure. I'm not an uptight calorie counting fag like 90% of /fit/, I like to enjoy myself. Would any of you care to dance with me?

>only our way of living is the correct way
Fuck off, whores.

>>37470562
REEEEEEEEEE

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>>37470413
....theyre just drinking. The fuck?

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>>37470465
only 2d4me

>>37470465
This. 3DPD.

>>37469729
>kill
>fuck
>marry

>>37470701
better yet, raise her as a Muslim!

>>37470925
kill 2, fuck 1, marry 3, 3 looks like the kind of girl that would suck off random guys at the toilet at house parties though

>>37469729
>implying i would be already drunk as fuck

>>37470853
*unsheathes katana*

>>37469729
gin and seltzer every day
I'm down from 20oz of 80 proof to 9oz, so I got that goin for me.

>>37470562
Swave?

>>37470208
tequila shots are the lowest calorie way to get drunk unless you fuck with everclear

>>37470413
well you were once a little boy who played ball and vidya and wanted to be an astronaut

now youre a NEET who disappoints his parents, masturbates alone to cuck porn, and worships little girls.

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why is it always the people who call others autistic who are the ones with actual diagnosed autism?

>>37470604
Glad someone called him on it

>>37470678
goddess. oh gawd, my balls.

>>37477035
Do you mean the one in the blue shoes or the yellow shoes?

>>37469729
Hey anon, live a little and toss my salad. I got four scoops of some homemade strawberry jam you can use, but you better not get any of that shit on the floor, that's how you get ants and ain't nobody got time for that.

>>37470208
I've been to several parties with a wide selection of liquor. Hell, I'd venture to say most of them have. There is literally nothing wrong with asking if they have your preferred drink. Kill yourself

>inb4 trolled
Fuck you, kill yourself.

>>37470097
>tfw you will never tame an autismo grill

>>37469794
milk is great for children

>>37469729

Sorry can't do. My medication unfortunately does not allow me to drink.

>>37469831
Know why?
Because she drank milk.

After breaking up with my ex I started hanging out with a bunch of girls I knew back in highschool more often. I spent this entire year pretty much surrounded by bitches. (I did fuck 2 of them and pretty much fooled around with all of them, but that's not the point). What did happen is they really did take my gains, both physical and mental. They exhausted me, they made me flabby and shitty, unhealthy, and dumb. Never following any other goals through except when am I getting drunk with this fucking Harem. I stopped recently, got back into the gym, looking for a new job, reading and hanging with the bro's. I look at them now and Jesus Christ, they are falling apart. Always drunk, starting to look old, and wrecked.

i want r9k to leave

>>37469729
>dat crt monitor

>>37477404
And patrician adults.

>>37477454
That's a microwave

>>37469869
Dude they are all MUCH bigger than DD. My gf is DDD cup with 32 inch band and these girls put her to shame.

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>>37469729
sure bitches, but let me check my chart real quick

>>37477471
That's a woman.
Fucking mongols

>>37469808
>>37477404
enjoy ur no gains

>>37470097
I unironically own a trilby and occasionally wear it. Is that bad?

>>37470199
Why exactly is trilby such a bad choice?

>>37469729
>>37469729
>>37469729
Is the girl on the right French? this is important

>>37477833
Yes. I know her.

>>37477848
srs? Pauline from LONDON?

>>37477862
Yes.
Im not surprised at all desu senpai.

>>37470604
Closer to Yellow than green at the very least.

Most """cultures""" do this shit and its annoying. I know back in my fatherland that Orange, Pink and everything in between fell under the "red" umbrella. Purple with blue. At least Yellows and greens were given distinction.

>>37477870
NO. FUCKING. WAY.
you are shitting me. prove it. Where did she go to school recently?

>>37477889
Im just breaking your balls. Ive never seen her in my life.

>>37477913
Oh. Thanks.

>>37469819
》not being a heroin addict

anon pls

>>37469792
:(

>>37470884
>>37473000
It was the exorcist guise :'(

tits look so good in shirts like that

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No, it would spoil my training.