>abs

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>cutting

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>>37467358

>weighted dips

>>37467366
>her profile picture

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>Listen, I take cold showers. It's what I do.

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>Bench? No, I think not, good sir, the bench press is for below average IQ apes. I prefer weighted dips - a much more unorthodox method of building the pecs, but an altogether safer and more effective exercise for massive hypertrophy and strength gains.

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>Abs? No, m'lady. You see, I'm currently bulking. Cultivating mass to gain strength.

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>>37467358

>I don't eat any carbs, because i have willpower, and carbs are cancerous

>>37468047
Congratulations m8 you made me laugh at one of these for the first time ever. I don't know why this in particular got me, but it did.

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>>37467404

>I have removed my hot shower knob.

>I wipe my ass

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>You can get fucking huge with only whey protein and creatine, thats what the movie stars use!

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I love these threads so much

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>I wipe back to front

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>Before you train your body, you must first train your mind. I'm eight months into intensive mediation.

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>Having definition is just a gymrat thing, I have practical strength

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>Why yes, the asymmetric centre of gravity does indeed make the Kettlebell superior to the Dumb bell (pun intended, heh)

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>I mean, its great you're at the gym so much but honestly pushups can accomplish so much of what you're already doing without looking like some low-intellect meathead

>>37468076
Same. It was the fucking shoes. I was fine until I scrolled to the shoes then I keked heartily.

All this shitposting
Keep it comin

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>the big three