So after all that lifting do you have a girlfriend now /fit/?

>>37463043
no but this bitch hangs around my house and won't leave. she cleans the house and washes the dishes (both things i love to do, she's stealing them out from under me) and every couple days she tries to have sex with me. it's getting real annoying.

>>37463043
Leave me alone ;_;

I do. D1 all-conference athlete with dat ass and den titties.

>>37463062
Thats called a mom

>>37463343
Kek

>>37463343
This is a feel I don't want

>>37463043
she has an average body and looks mentally unstable

Yeah. We started dating before I was serious about training. Before that I just exercised

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I kinda do I guess but she says she doesn't want to get attached and have a FWB type of thing going on, but then she's all cuddly and shit with me so it's confusing. We've tried to have sex twice but I lost my boner both times. Feels good to be desired though I guess but I gotta figure this boner thing out.

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>>37463043

> girlfriend

heteroscum out

who the fuck wants a gf

I want a fwb so I can lift/do what I want without wasting my time on non-sex things

>>37463764
Nerves, alcohol, tobacco. Those are the three things that get me sometime. So watch out for those maybe. Other than that you sound like you are headed for heart break so good luck with that I guess.

What an ugly couple.

>>37463343
Chill, Oedipus

>>37463830
It's the nerves.

I'm ok with getting my heart broken. What kind of life would I have led if I never got my heart broken?

>>37463447
Idk where you live but that ain't amerifat or eurocuck average

>>37463343
Lel

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>>37463892
I was in a similar situation.
Good luck anon, Don't bite off more then you can chew.
Been like 3 years. Still not over it. Womp Womp

>>37463764
stop masturbating

>>37466078
I haven't in two weeks and feel like I'm gonna explode any fuckin minute. Hot ass ups deliver girl rang the bell and had to resist boner. Just wanted grab her fuckin pony tail and tell her that I prefer dhl and FedEx, sometimes usps.

>>37466115
kek

>>37463043
I thought I had. But after our third date I kissed her, she didn't say a word, and 24 hours later I'm been acused of doing that "without my consent". She's way youngre than me and I'm really scared

>>37463908
are you daft? go to any european country and a fair amount of 20 year old girls look like that.

I'd rather say that i don't have a girlfriend..but she does anal stuff. fat chicks can be cool i guess

>>37463777
Found the faggot
He's probably gay too

No and I never will, I scare people with my face.

>>37463800
This

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>>37463043
Had one before I started, she was a dumb bitch. Now have new one and life is great. She lifts with me.

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>>37463343
Oh jesus somebody call 911.

>>37467807
Kayle ?
Damn, she was my first and favorite champ when I played LoL.

>>37468117
It's Mercy from overwatch.

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>>37468507
Then it looks like LoL made this skin in reference to Mercy

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>>37463343
FUCKIN KEK !!!!

>>37463343
BTFO

>>37463043

No, but that's because I'm autistic.

But hey, at least I'm not autistic AND fat.

>>37463043
I'm telling Sally that you're posting about her on 4chan OP

>>37469335
OP here, please dont msg her, her bf will kill me