How many scoops do you use, /fit/?

the minimum recommended amount which is 4.5 scoops per pound of body weight

>>37456267
>>37456568
What the fuck is a scoop? Talk units of measurement that actually mean something you inbred faggots.

Scoob 3:16

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i measure in tubs, not scoops.

>>37456598
doing lmao5tub a day. One day you may. COME ON

>>37456267
I eat meat like a real man, not this new gen faggotry bullshit

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Only one

>>37456585
fuck off
a scoop is the only official volume and weight measurement unit used on Planet Mutant
other units are for humans

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>>37456605

>being part of humanity

Thanks for the info. I just poured water into my new tub so I can tone up for summer.

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>2016 year of the mutant
>still using "scoops"
>not hourly mutant mass enemas in the bathroom at work
>not towing your alldayumay IV drip behind your mobility scooter
>not snorting 8 rails of 51 50 every 6 minutes or every time you pass out, whichever comes first
>still chewing food and not just pumping b&j into your stomach w/ foie gras mutant tube

cmon kids do you wanna get FREAKY or not

>>37456267
I did two yesterday and was at the gym for 4 1/2 hours and didn't even know. Don't need to be driving on it though, lol.

>>37456699
only 3.5 more hours and it would have been a real workout

>>37456267
I sneak in another TEN SCOOPS

>>37456267
>shilling on supplements
When will they learn?

Seriously what happens if I go over 2 scoops?

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ALL OF THEM

>>37456772
You get all sorts of gains. Look up the ending to akira

>>37456267
What irks me most about MUTANT is that 1 mutant scoop is the exact double the size of a regular scoop.

It also recommends 2-3 shakes of 260g/9oz (4scoops) per day. Doing that would make the 5lbs bag last 5 days max

>>37456772
you reach half of escape velocity from humanity

>>37456795
2 scoops per fucking scoop
to make sure you skeletons will actually grow even if you take half the dose

>>37456795
Holy shit are you serious? One scoop of that shit equals two?

>>37456815
Well as far as I know (please correct me if I'm wrong) a scoop is 30g/1oz, the mutant scoop fills 65g/2,2oz

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CMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

2 scoops per scoop

I count a full container of powder as 1 scoop, am I gonna make it?

>>37456870
No.

>>37456883
But 4 scoops per shake 8 times a day

If I do more than two scoops will I hurt myself? I want all the gains.

>>37456895
4 SCOOPS CMON

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>>37456951
>I don't use protein

>>37456964
I get my protein from actual food.

>Falling for the marketed jew
>Thinking that a foodstuff designed to help with protein intake is necessary

>>37457017
>falling for the food jew
Enjoy your estrogen

>>37457017
sorry I don't speak human

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>>37457031
>Implying when I got a blood test a month ago my estrogen wasn't below normal levels

get rekt

I bet you didn't see that coming.

>>37457052
That's bad too you know? Don't fall for the memes

>>37456684
11/10 very underrated post

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Is there any legitimate source to get the music rich uses in his videos?

>>37457105
https://mustafayazicioglu.bandcamp.com/album/mutant-leaving-humanity-behind

>>37457449
>https://mustafayazicioglu.bandcamp.com/album/mutant-leaving-humanity-behind
thanks, thats pretty close
but i meant especially those tracks he uses in his bbtd training segments

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>>37456267
20 scoops before workout

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>>37458170
30 scoops after workout

>>37458170
>>37458181
>tfw you confuse before workout scoops with post workout scoops because you workout so often that one workout blends with another

>>37458262
>Actually leaving the gym and not constantly working out

It's like you don't have post and pre set scoops

>>37458284
>what are mid-rep scoops

>>37458333
tfw I don't have a tube down my oesophagus constantly pumping scoops every moment of my life

Scoops? You're telling me there's people who don't measure by the bag?

4 BAGS CMON!

>tfw you're destroying a gym's wall to make a wide enough entrance for the truck that's gonna deliver your Mutant Mass that you've just ordered during your workout because you ran out of scoops
whatever it takes

>>37456267
None, pre workout is for fucking pussies. Also it's bad for you and Bitch Piano is a cunt.

>>37456605
I bet you lift logs and pull carts too. Fuck barbells and dumbbells, literally just new gen faggotry bullshit.

serious question: how do you even mix your shakes when there's no gravity after you've left humanity behind?

>>37456684
51/50 would scoop again

>>37457052
> my estrogen levels weren't below normal
> thus food can't have an effect on estrogen

yeah, nice logic there.

>>37456267
>still taking scoops
>not drinking an entire bucket of protein
unlike this any of, this chink is gonna make it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0eZTtpIQbI

>>37458854
>diluting it with anything

>>37458677
>not using your mutant strength to create gravity

>>37458677
>not having enough mass to have your own gravity field

What is the minimum amount required to leave humanity behind?

>>37461072
4 scoops 2-3 times a day

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>>37461072

8 shakes per day
4 scoops per shake
2 scoops per scoop
C'MON

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>>37456267
1 every morning, and 3 post workout, based on no calculations whatsoever. I'm 6' 180lbs. Is this too little or too much, /fit/?

>>37456895
no, unless you overdo it you may not get stones like a mongoloid, but if you don't you're okay, just wasting money, since most of the extra protein you take you are just going to sweat, shit, fart and pee away.

>>37456598
Mutant detected

>>37456608
One scoop an hour masterrace reporting in

>>37456613
top kek
>god dammit

>>37456964
human detected

>>37457052
>17-beta oestradiol
>17-beta
>Beta

Literally proving you'll never make it