How do I get into chad god mode?

>>37448967
Swallow the semen of 3-4 Chads.

>>37448967

It's 80% genetics 20% workout.

>>37449277
This. With my insertions I'll never look close to this good even with major roids. I wanna die desu

>>37448967

their faces aren't even that attractive dude

they do have nice bodies tho :)

>>37449304
Lol

All 3 have faces hundreds of women want

>>37449326

literally HUNDREDS of women

>>37449285
if you roid you can

>>37449340
Master shake pls go

>>37449350

no, r9k pls go

Steroids.

>>37448967
im getting a facelift and chin implant, fuck that shit

Pizza

>>37449387
I think I just need laser resurfacing and a tan to get that perfect skin. My facial structure is pretty decent.

>tfw too autistic to go through with it and have to answer questions for two weeks while it heals

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>you will never be toni mahfud

hardly even has to lift. 90% genetics

>>37448967
Alright losers, my fellow Chads are currently out for a pizza break. We're a little tired of banging supermodels and have decided to ascend to a new level. We're going to be travelling the universe banging space babes.

Here's our routine:
D1:
Sumo Deadlift 1x5, Pizza
D2:
Rest, Pizza.
D3:
Rest, Pizza.
D4:
Rest, Pizza.
D5:
Genetics, Pizza.
D6:
OH Press, Bench, Pizza.
D6:
Rest, Pizza.

Good luck, rofl.

>>37449285
I'm dyel skinnyfat right now, how do i know if i have good insertions? If it's possible

>>37449530
Lift and cut. You'll know in 6 months.