>lift weights at Sports Authority >get arrested for shop lifting

>full body workout
>anus isn't sore

Okay, that one was actually pretty funny

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>>37447268
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>>37447268
>overhead press
>still no news chopper

>>37447268
Glad you got this joke in now, since it's gone bankrupt and all stores will be closed by the end of summer.

>>37447268
>Try bench press
>no buttons

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>lateral raise
>no ladders

>do lunges :DDD
>ibs only bregfas :DD :D :::DDDDDD

>try power cleans
>ended up using Mr. Clean instead

>bust out some power snatches
>decide not to do accessory exercises, don't want to be slutty

>>37447268
>leg extensions
>still a manlet

>front squat
>knees don't go that way

>decline bench press
>do chest flies instead

>Jack off
>turns on Jack

>stepper for Cardio
>still can't step up to gym bully

> deadlift
> I FEEL ALIVE

> rows
> actually just one row