Why do I need a girlfriend when I have my mom?

b/c you can't fuck your mom

>>37434314
>not fucking your mom
>missing out of all that sweet breast milk gains
That shits like 15 proteins per 100 ml

>>37434314
we don't fuck she just jerks me off tho

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>>37434314

>>37434350
post vid

>>37434314
you're making an incorrect assumption

>>37434374
uhh i don't think my mom would be cool with that.

>>37434350
Where's Ur dade

>>37434622
he left before i was born

Oedipus pls go

>>37434310
MOM I TOLD YOU TO STAY OFF MY NORWEGIAN SHOE PEDDLING FORUM

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>>37434310
>>37434314

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>>37434350
Storytime?

>>37434870
uh...there's not really much story

she jacks me off around once or twice a week in bed

>>37434310
Your mom's used good it's better to have a qt in there prime then after they've had a child and have to diet and go to the gym to be considered petite

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>>37434310
Why do you need your mom when I have your mom?

>>37434310
>TFW mom passed away 3 years ago

;_;

>>37434860
Sauce?

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