I heard about DNP as a good fat burner, got it from a friend,

>>37433294
"Workout" is a noun, not a verb

You're welcome!

>ate a spoonful

wouldn't this burn your mouth? lol

>>37433294
Are you in Thailand? Try to get to a sauna if possible.

Chill in a cold bath with some music and/or a movie.

>>37433301
WHAT DO I DOOOO NOOW FUUUCK I'M FUCKING BRUNINGG

>>37433294
You should do squats under a hot shower, also, you need to do 4 scoops

>>37433294
>ate one spoonful

You gon die

lol u gon die boyo

>>37433322
>>37433310
I'm not in thailand why?
Wouldnt going somwhere hot make it worse?

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>>37433301
your gay shitposting has finally paid off

Take a cold shower, write a goodbye note, masterbate one last time. Enjoy eternity anon.

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>it's anon makes a thread pretending to have taken too much dnp

so unoriginal, and yet it's prob going to get 200 replies

>>37433336
Na bro, getting into a hot shower or sauna will help you sweat it out, the heat is what makes you lose the fat. Take another three scoops and climb into a hot bath fampie

>>37433353
You being one of them

>>37433294
Man... plz be trolling

timestamp with the dnp and we'll give you advice

>>37433365
Yeah dude you can totally sweat fat out. Not like cold showers are what actually burn fat but yeah you're right senpai.

>>37433310
>>37433365
>>37433935

i guess you convinced him to leave humanity behind

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>>37433294
>spoonful of DNP
>newfags will fall for this

>>37433294

You're a dead man.

1 teaspoon is about 3 grams. A tablespoon is a bit more than 7 grams.

Either way, you'll be dead in 24 hours. A fatal dose is 2 grams, often less.

>>37433353
>>37433911
>>37434823
Yup. OP is a troll.

OP, go see a doctor right now. And ask them to euthanize you. It'll be less painful.

> gf gets pregnant
> doesn't want to abort
> slip 2g of dnp in her morning milkshake

who /mischief/ here?

>>37433307
It would burn much more than your mouth.

>>37434823
>>37435881
This.

aids

OP timestamp or no help.

In the insanely off chance that you actually did this, I don't think a Dr or emergency room would legitimately be able to help you. Make an ice bath and sit in it for as long as you can, you're probably going to die.

>>37438799
would this work

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>>37434823
"Autismo" is the Spanish, Italian and Portuguese word for "Autism"

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>eats unmeasured spoonful of pure dinitrophenol
>im burning up, should i work out?
If this isn't bait, OP is kill

>>37439571

Don't be stupid. OP is trolling. Shit like this happens every three months on /fit, some guy claiming to have OD'd. It's always nonsense.

>>37433322
COME
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