true alphas thread high test pls go

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i used to be beta and have my grandma drive me around

now im alpha as fuck and when i drive her to bridge, all of her friends compliment me on how i have filled out and become very handsome

often i will go to the beach or the zoo and once when i was looking at the zebras there was a nice lady who asked me if i was from that area and if i came to the zoo often i think that she was interested in me but i told her i had to go to the bathroom. i didnt go to the bathroom i went to the kiosk and bought a frozen coke and then went to the monkey enclosure because that is my favourite

i think my brother harold is the most beta person i know often he will talk to the homeless man at the bus shelter just so that he has someone to talk to i think that he needs to make some more friends. often i invite him to come drive gran to bridge with me so that he can meet my grandmas older bridge lady friends but he is afraid of being the passenger in cars because he doesnt like how the seat feels on the back of his knees i think that he needs to listen to my mother who tells him that he should wear a thicker pair of pants when he rides in the car but he wont listen. he is the most beta