Best of /fit/
GOAT
>>37397078
Thank you, I never saw that one before. Thank fuck for screen cap
>>37394483
I have a few i like.
>>37398669
>>37398682
>>37397078
>goat level argument summarized in 3 words.
>>37398669
How much sunscreen should be used?
>>37398787
Ye.
>>37398787
well, 20 minutes in the sun is basically nothing. But if you are very prone to sunburn just put on a 10 , that should be enough
>cucked by a dyke
>>37398922
Play stupid games
Win stupid prizes
>>37398922
>not showing gf screenshots of the messages.
>>37398922
Every time I see this pic I laugh my ass off
>>37398669
If you don't have a backyard but a pool at your apartment, would wearing swimming trunks be sufficient? I don't thing I could sit at my pool nude in plain daylight.
>>37399156
This is fucking weird.
>>37394483
>>37398669
>cover penis with sock
Dont do this, missing out on free gains
http://bignaturaltesticles.com/testicular-enlargement-treatment/
>>37394490
>homemade coconut
>emu meatballs
Where am i
>>37397078
Whays significant about nov 11 2077?
(See michael scott pic on right side for more details)
>>37399156
I understand whats happening here
But
>why no mention of disembodied legs in too pic
>is this someone popular? My mind wants to be able to say "holy shit no way" but i cant care about a stranger
>>37400530
I guess being on 4chan it is funny. But then I think about if this is actually true, and there may actually be a fitizen who was has full on Aspergers and has to do shit like this to function. Then I get sad
>>37400421
hahaha holy shit
>>37394483
Would this really work as a decent guillotine? In case i can't use my exit bag? Seems quick and less mess than a shotgun.
>>37400665
what the fuck?
what kind of fucking retard would just live off of supplements and vitamins instead of actual food lmao.
I feel no empathy because this retard probably thought he was top shit eating grams and grams of vitamins when we literally just need microdoses of them, many of which occur naturally if you eat normal foods.
>>37400625
How are your gains?
Through the fucking roof,
>>37398787
1 Gallon of Sunscreen a Day.
GOSAD
>>37400421
GOAT /fit/ post
i can't stop laughing
>>37400683
>But i have to go see a chimp about a barbell.
This is the problem with autistic creative writers. They always leave their fucking autism until the end.
Can't beat these ones
>>37400779
That makes me feel good desu
Were all gonna make it
>>37401294
what's so autistic about it?
chimp is referring to tinytrip
>>37401326
Because he fucked up what is already an autistic saying. The correct one is "I have to see a dog about a bone" Which is autistic.
>>37397078
but it's a shit reply on so many levels
too woke for this shit
>>37401310
i don't get it at all.
>>37401554
i dont know either i was hoping someone would explain
>>37399640
Underrated
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>>37394483
literally goat
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>>37394483
>>37401663
>/fit/posting on kikebook
So this is where the leak was
Thanks a lot faggots, now we're going to have to talk to Hiroshimam00t about deleting you for the greater good of the site
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>>37401673
>>37401690
>>37400792
Hate to be this kinda cunt
But I laughed like a tard at your post, goddamn
>>37401592
I looked into it. The op is the only one thats confusing me no.
First post is somrhing seemingly normal, that could easily happen in a game, the i guess the other guy didnt know some stuff that was common knowledge on that board.
Protean is the abilty to change types before an attack and shedinga does not have that.
>>37401706
Comes with a video
>>37401673
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>>37401749
>>37401673
topkek
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>>37400530
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based dom
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>>37400503
I see my post and its translation, that was good thread
fukin rekt
>>37401848
Fucking kek.
Fucking double-standard fatscum.
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fukin rekt again
>>37401673
Jesus
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>>37401894
>>37401673
v. good posts
>>37400771
>missing the point this much.
wow, it was even explained what he did wrong in there...
captcha pissing me off
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>>37401729
OH MAN THIS IS GOLD
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tfw no complex carb gf
based daimyo
digestive rights abuses resolved kek
20-whatever
>>37401673
that's nice
/fit/
>>37401966
This one makes me sad.
Poor anon is so used to feeling inadequate :(
>>37401742
>There's a reason the toilet bowl is always full
kek, how did I never see this pasta
>>37401536
I have some bad but ironic news for you anon
>>37401779
what
>>37401690
>I've never fucked a defensive lineman before
Already lost it
>>37401943
Looks like somebody else forgot the zero
>>37401810
Thats bretty good
>>37394483
>>37401810
Actually the first iota of advice on /fit/ that seems like thaught went into it.
>>37402092
serious?
>>37401823
Fuck your feels asshole.
Seriously fuck them.
Wasn't repaired for that.
>>37401308
This desu
/Thrread
>>37401816
i dont get it
>>37400361
>meet girl in russian course
>get her number at some party after dancing with her
>grab a coffee with her
>do movie night
>put my arm around her
>kinda feels weird
>arm is hard
>notice her hand is kind of shiny
>suddenly realize this chick has only one arm
Not making a move afterwards didn't work out as she still started to make out with me, so I had to sex her.
Always check if the girl has all body parts because they likely won't tell you
>>37401823
DELETE THIS
>>37402425
Cute girls with disabilities are hot when it doesn't include a wheelchair.
>>37402425
Youre an asshole and now im sad. Amputee girls a cute as fuck
>>37401823
extremely well written
>>37401779
That's actually really cool. ty anon
>>37400665
>>37400675
>>37400683
This has always fucking pissed me off since it first got posted. Vitamin K is not fucking dangerous, this is a bullshit post and I'm sick of people falling for it.
>>37399696
If i ice my ball while i tan them will i produce more test or will they cancel out?
>>37402425
as long as it's not a congenital limb defect, who gives a shit?
>>37398922
Let's be realistic here, how could he have scored the threesome? When dyke asked for practice and you say no, she'd just call off the threesome then.
What exactly could this man have done?
>>37401729
Absolutely adorable
>>37399640
Kek'd hard
>>37400625
why drill holes on the ceiling?
>>37401742
i've been walking my mothers dog for the past 2 weeks whilst she's been ill
he's making some pretty sick gains
>anon he doesn't move all night what are you doing with him
This entire thread >>37394666 should have its place here
>>37401811
> lmao 1pl8
>>37401903
highly underrated
>>37401970
>>37401970
>tfw i seem to be keto
Always gets me
>>37401706
>>37401729
Hahaha! I've not seen EITHER of these posts before!
>>37401750
>thinking "grass" rhymes with "mass"
>being american
>even fucking once
>>37403340
Wait how do you pronounce it in Dumbfuckistan?
>>37394490
Strayaaaaa cuuunt
>>37398922
Fuck me this is funny. I hope poor anon got out of that shit show.
>>37394483
Local man killed by makeshift boobie trap.
Kek'd obnoxiously loud
>>37402410
It's possibly the worst routine ever.
>>37401823
>mfw this anon has probably passed away
i never take anything seriously on this board, but this made me tear up
sleep tight, anon
>>37394483
how do u put plates on it
obv its for OHP
>>37402150
maximum kek
>>37402360
>wasn't repaired
>couldn't feel
>>37394483
That picture isn't funny, it's cringe. Because the posters copied the response from a different thread in a desperate attempt to get (You)s.
>>37403121
Lol'ed in between sets. Thank you.
>>37398787
None unless you burn super easily.
>>37402831
Yes it is you retard. Some vitamins dissolve in water, some dissolve in fats. Vitamine K is the one that dissolves in fat. That means that excess is not expelled through piss, but accumulates into enourmous amounts until it fucks you up.
>>37398682
Good one
>>37403121
Audibly laughing
>>37402472
Implying the wheelchair bound aren't the hottest.
>>37394490
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Evans
Top fucking kek, read the first line.
>>37401536
Please be in joking ;^)
>>37401540
agreed
>>37396992
shot some slime with my nose while reading this
>>37402287
Wow. I just busted out laughing like a retard at work because of this and got some really jealous looks from the uncool kids.
>>37401953
Damn
>>37402287
kek
>>37398691
classic
>>37401749
Savage
>>37397078
no one checked his trip dubs?
>>37401710
I'm guessing because when Shedinja becomes a water type, as it's a bug/ghost, it becomes immune to 16 of the 18 attack types (as opposed to only 13 of the 18 attack types), which is fairly well known in the pokemon community. so when someone miss-attributes something as "basic" as as an ability which changes a type vs. a move which changes the opponent type, /vp/ gets autistic about it.
>>37405903
underrated post
>>37401810
Got some more
>>37401779
That is some Mad Men tier advertising work
>>37402849
Fucked one of the dykes friends
Fucked some other chick, "since the gf got to" it's not cheating at this point.
>>37406899
i dont get it
>>37405870
You, guys, sometimes alright.
>>37406920
Guide to being a beta cuck right there
>>37401981
This shit is killing me
>>37407094
front squats
>>37407125
>read a few escenarios where it's a good option to be self-contained and slightly manipulative
>"guide to being a beta cuck right there haha I'm the most alpha male in this cantonese basket weaving forum"
Daily reminder that if you are prone to use "beta" and "cuck" in the same sentence you should spend the entire summer out of this fucking shithole so you don't polute it even more with your mental retardation
>>37406823
The attack Soak makes the opposite Pokemon a water type. The anon asked about protean ability but protean shedinja doesnt exist and protean works differently. The guy was wrong so thats the joke, not very funny desu.
>>37394490
>>37398669
>DO NOT WEAR UNDERWEAR
>TOP KEK muh sides muh obliques are getting ripped
>>37405594
at the very least, they can't run away
>>37401823
That gave me goosebumps. I Can't wait to lift today
>>37409152
We gotta do it for him.
>>37401953
optimus kek
This video shows the truth of /fit/
>https://youtu.be/vWz9VN40nCA
>>37398922
A girl once asked me for a threesome with my gf. So I asked her I get to fuck her, and she said no. So I told her "Sorry, I am not going to sit in the corner with my dick in my hand in watching you fuck my girlfriend, what do you take me for?". Solved the whole problem.
>>37402831
>>37404953
Vitamin K appears to be realtively non-toxic, even at high doses. Vitamin D has long been known to cause hypercalcinaemia, which places strain on the kidneys. Jaundice is associated with liver failure, which is not a symptom of any hypervitaminosis as vitamins, being endogenous compounds, do not generally undergo extensive first-pass metabolism. So the story is bullshit.
>>37407004
this right fucking here
>>37410344
Unless you somehow get K3 instead of K1 or K2. God knows how that would happen since its not normally available for sale, but that particular attempt at making synthetic vitamin k is toxic as all get out.
>>37401705
Remember kids, in the metric system 1 L = 1 kg.
>>37410387
>I have no brother
>>37401779
i dont get it, what am I missing here?
>>37401690
All those threads asking about what my hobbies are and now I one
>>37410922
learn to crop
>>37410922
>screencap your own unfunny post
>don't know how to crop because you're a raging newfag
kys
>>37401823
>le "im dying :("
There's like ten of these for every board every year, it's just what you post when you want attention. I've "died" five times over these few year whenever I've been in a funk and needed attention from strangers to feel good.
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>>37410998
I didn't make this faggots I got it off reddit
>>37400271
his post numbers, 117711, as in 11/77/11 = November 11, 2077
>>37406823
>>37401710
competitive pokefags are some of the biggest losers ever
You can say whatever you want about the actual strategy but they spend 4-5 months grinding when you can hack any perfect team you want with a PC or a flashcart, nintendo has 0 anticheat
nuzlocke turds are also funny to laugh at, both of these types of losers think they're hot shit because they can beat other kids at a casual kid's turn based game
>>37406823
Ok, so the shedinga now has the upperhand and OP's post was ment to be like "good feels" thread that other anons could relate too?
>>37404811
If you read the dates this was actually posted six months before the OPs one. So they stole it from this one.
>>37410734
>Stop paying for it
That ad comes from a mid city gym. They're targeting all the fatties that can't get girls without paying for them
>>37411580
does that mean the escorts will fuck for free once you look fit
>>37411594
I means you can fuck non escorts because you will look good
>>37401916
Doesn't this person know shit about how hipsters work? The goal is to not actually ever get other people doing what you are. Then you can't make shit up about how it's so great
>You should try kale!
Incorrect
>You might want to try kale... but it's... probably not for you...
Correct
Vegans seem to be in FULL-SWING shitposting recently. That new filthy frank video on vegans must have brewed a storm.
>>37407094
>>37407558
Not front squats, just squats in general. But yes.
>>37400625
cut the top of the cage? jesus christ /fit/. never change
>>37411110
I don't think nuzlocke is comparable to competitive pkmn at all dude
nuzlocke is just a self-imposed way of playing the game to make it harder/more challenging (because pokemon is pretty goddamn easy). it has nothing to do with competitiveness or "beating kids"
>>37400421
omfg thank you
>>37401894
i need to reconsider what i spend my time on. fuck.
>>37401966
i wonder how he feels everytime this is posted.
we love you anon dont be sad :)))
>>37401802
goosebumps
>>37401634
Got the exact same problem with my gf. Any advice?
>>37401729
only thing here to make me laugh out loud
>>37401750
Love the original poem. Good modification. Props
>>37394483
>>37409152
I was feeling like shit from DOMS but now I can't wait for tomorrow.
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anon is back, dumping more tonigjht
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>>37413733
checked
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although traps are more /b/'s territory
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bread thread
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one of my favorites
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another one of my favorites
be a sickkunt by being your own cunt
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should I post The Saga of Anon the Goblin Slayer?
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>>37414311
i love you anon
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dont lie johnny
>>37401779
that's pretty fucking excellent.
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hail SIR
>>37414367
>the point of this thread
>anon has achieved it
fucking weighted band pullups.
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FOR ALL OF YOU ANONS OUT THERE
>>37403121
Not sure why I found this so funny, I am crying right now
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the case of the disappearing meteorite
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disgusting fucking femanons
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>>37414447
MR. ANDERSON
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bring the ruckus with this statement
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>>37411024
That's not better you mong
>>37405870
fucking kek'd so hard
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>>37402410
There's another screen cap out there with funny replies, but the main thing is that the dude has TWO DAYS of "serratus anterior" days
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PREOTEIN FART STORIES
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classic /fit/ - bodyweight squatting faggot
>>37414478
Lol what a twist!
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fucking manlets
>am a manlet *sob*
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disobedient avocado classic shitpost
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>>37414281
Did T-Nation seriously not get the joke? hahahaha
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/fit is fucking creative
>>37414576
But the phone is closer to the mirror then his body.
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DBZ
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/fit convention
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>>37414387
Assist at the bottom, harder at the top --- it's not pointless, they don't cancel out
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f-for you
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>>37410417
No this cant be right.
The fact that different liquids have different densities....
Volume =/= Weight
No matter what bullshit European voodoo measurement you use
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fucking kekles from our brothers over in /b/
or was it /pol/ that did this?
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hip drahve role play
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fucking genetics
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well thats a bit under half of my fit archive. time for sleep
>>37414728
impressive collection!
Hope to see the rest.
>>37401836
Fucking alpha as fuck
>implying being a dick is alpha
It is
>>37405870
Holy shit lol
Fresh new OC
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>>37401894
Jesus. Christ.
Kek.
>is he talking about that vietnamese fishing group?
>>37401903
Omg
>absolute 1/10
Hold me brahs
>>37414447
>>37414739
We'll see how long this thread stays alive
>>37414773
isn't it that Nigerian email scam discussion board?
>>37414651
He is talking about water you faggot
>>37414728
thanks for posting man, had a good laugh
>>37407731
>found the beta cuck
>>37411251
Yes. Now Shedinja can only be damaged by Electric or Grass moves (and three others, in specific circumstances). I had to look it up as well, but the Shedinja only has 1 HP, but its ability means only supereffective moves can hit it, so it has an advantage.
>>37411594
>>37411669
This exchange right here....these 2 comments.
Love you /fit.
Stay classy.
>>37414651
1 kg is based off 1 L of water
>>37414447
It always kills me that they're both named Jenkins
>>37402117
read one of the last lines as
>Socrates shaved Alcabiades in a hoplite battle
and it totally fit into the context, though it was wrong
>>37405870
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Evans
What? Did they fix it already?
>>37415099
>>37405870
>>37394490
those wiki editors are quick
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Pete_Evans&action=history
>>37414387
It makes sense of youre weak on pullups and need to develop them...
But why the fuck you strapping weights to yourself?
>>37400739
No, it'd probably just crush your windpipe
>>37403121
Been looking for this for awhile now
>>37401310
>>37401554
>>37401592
>>37401710
Kind of a late response, but shedninja has 1hp, and an ability which only allows it to be hit by moves that are super effective against it. So if you have no moves that are super effective against it, it cant be killed.
Soak changes a pokemons typing to water. Talonflame is a fire/flying pokemon that normally has those kinds of moves. Azumarill is a water type and normally uses water type moves. Water type is only weak to grass and electric, which neither of those pokemon probably have moves to cover; and I guess the OP is just assuming its a match with only two pokemon or something.
Anyways, the not-so-funny joke which definitely didnt deserve the screencap is that if you were to give shedninja protean, another ability, the entire gimmic of shedninja would be gone, and it would be about as useless as a lvl 1 piece of shit pokemon.
>>37405903
Ive never been able to follow this
This has been a very good thread. Thanks for all the laughs everyone
>>37414604
This one had me in tears
>>37414651
and what were those big WATER bottles filled with?
>>37414322
fucking asshole
fucking charismatic asshole
his time came sauna than expected
>>37400421
>you'll never see the full video or the gifs
WHY EVEN LIVE
>>37410387
this mek me cry laffin errytime
don't care if it isn't true
there is a skill to greentext and this man had it
>>37410387
I am literally in tears
>>37414632
> harder at the top
are you retarded?
>>37414607
not by much.
>>37414207
Luigi was objectively better in every game where he had jump boost, in the others he was on par.
>>37403121
Should have posted the visit from /s4s/ too.